not enough duct tape

Help A Guy Out

Summary: Reader rescues Dean on a hunt but he doesn’t get set free right away…

Square Filled: Duct Tape

Pairing: Dean x reader

Word Count: 1,400ish

Rating: explicit (smut (bondage), language)

A/N: Written/created for @spnkinkbingo


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“I don’t think you’re allowed back here.”

“I carve my own path, but I’m not opposed to following another’s.”

“See, that’s the great thing about being stuck with me. I’m gorgeous.”

“There’s not enough duct tape in the world to keep me from speaking up when I need to.”

“We’re going to be so late and I don’t even have a decent excuse to use.”

“I don’t remember volunteering for this.”

flora’s first sterek fic rec

guys this was literally a long time coming and this was only the first 8 pages of my bookmarks on ao3 (which if u wanna see is here) from my first post ever. there will be more to come pal!

also @michelanqelx (i’m sorry for being, like, months late for this fic rec!)

i see the best of me inside your eyes by grandeur [1663] NR 

“I feel like this might be MTV show worthy,” Stiles says suddenly, and even at Derek’s exasperated look, adds, “This should be an episode of True Life. True Life: I’m Seventeen and Already Shopping for Curtains Because My Older Boyfriend Is a Moron.”

animal skins by gasmsinc [2278 words] G

The first time Stiles dresses Caleb up in a ridiculous outfit, Derek thinks it’s a joke. He comes home from work one day, and is greeted by the sight of their newborn pup in a zebra onesie complete with ears and a tail.

Seaside Framed in Glass by mrecookies [2435] T

“I’m going to name you Derek,” Stiles announces, still looking cross-eyed at the puppy in his hands. It’s looking back with a confused and sad expression, probably asking Stiles in some baby dog language why it’s being named after a brooding werewolf. “It’s because you’re always sulking, even though I got you a nice basket and biscuits and everything,” he says sternly. The puppy whines and hangs its head.

Derek is pretty cute.

Can’t Sleep by TylerM [3210] G

When Isaac is woken up from a night terror that he can’t get back to sleep from he seeks comfort from the two people he needs to know are okay.

The only problem is he is too scared to actually ask for it.

Sterek relationship. Everyone is pack. Pack mom Stiles to the rescue.

Your Mark on my Skin by afullrevolution [5551] T

Everyone had a mark scrawled somewhere across their body. A name, usually a signature to represent their soul mate, their one and only true love. Stiles has known who his mark belonged to since the third grade. He doesn’t understand how Derek can be so oblivious.

The Scientific Method by uraneia [5947] T

Stiles’s life was so much easier before his BFF got super powers. “But, so, werewolves have super strength, right? And super speed. And better vision, and better muscle control, and healing powers, and stuff. And some of that’s probably, like, genetic, if you can be born a werewolf. Right?”

“Yeah,” Scott says. From the perplexed look on his face, he doesn’t yet know where Stiles is going with this. “So?”

“So what if you have condom-defeating supersperm?”

Stiles has a lot of research to do. He decides Derek’s kitchen is the place to do it. Derek probably regrets giving him a key.

Extenuating Circumstances by flaming_muse [18411] T

Five times Stiles doesn’t believe it when Derek shows him affection (because he’s spent too much time reading stupid things on the internet), and one time he finally listens.

(Or, the one where I laugh my way through fandom tropes.)

set after season 2, no spoilers for season 3

*flora’s note: this was apparently bookmared with “absolute fave” so i’m definitely gonna go read it right now! maybe, you guys want to too!*

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I just saw a (trans?) old lady in my drive thru window with gauges big enough to hold duct tape EASY and huge metal rings going up her ears and my skin is cleared, my crops are watered and I have hope for a future

STILINSKI’S HOME FOR WAYWARD WOLVES

Author:  owlpostagain

Summary: “At least your puppies knock first,” Stiles snorts. “Here I thought their alpha raised them to be well-mannered.”

“There’s a sign,” Derek responds stiffly.

Stiles, whose curiosity outweighs even his hardest of grudges, abandons his chilly façade of nonchalance in a heartbeat. He jumps right up and all but pushes Derek out of the way in his effort to get to the window, and sure enough when he leans outside there’s a laminated strip of cardstock duct taped to the vinyl siding:

DON’T FORGET TO KNOCK Stiles gets cranky when we scare him

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Or, in which Stiles Stilinski moves to Beacon Hills for his junior year of high school and accidentally adopts a pack of teenage werewolves.

Info: 35k | Teen and Up

Notes: I LOVE IT. It’s not a surprise, owlpostagain wrote it, but i have to say, I LOVE IT SO MUCH. The pack feels. Derek’s feels. ALL THE FEELS. It was new, original and so damn good. All the characters were written PERFECTLY and I can’t choose which one was my favorite, because Stiles was brilliant, Scott was a puppy, Derek was adorable and brooding on the roof, Lydia was genius, Isaac was the cutest, Jackson was the one we all love so much and Erica and Boyd were great and Allison and Sheriff, can I just sit in the corner and cry over this level of awesomness? Thank you. - K.

Sneak Peek:

“Here,” Lydia says firmly. She gives Jackson a good, hard shove that sends him careening forward, werewolf strength be damned, and crashing directly into the arm Stiles instinctively raised toward him.

“Uh. What?” Stiles tries again. He’s got an armful of Jackson now, who looks miserable and horrifically put out but hasn’t made any effort to move away, and Lydia looks unbearably smug.

“He’s broken, and Scott says you’re the Werewolf Whisperer and Isaac sings your praises and Allison says you make the best cookies she’s ever eaten. Fix him,” Lydia instructs, tossing her long curls primly over one shoulder.

Undertheater

*slams fist on table* Where is my shitty high school drama au? 

Toriel: Costumes mistress and resident Green Room Mama. Literally no tear or stain is beyond her power, the woman has a magic touch. Her fire magic makes for a quick dry too. Very defensive of her drama babies. The ex-wife of the director/head of the department. Its weird. For everyone. She brings really good snacks back to the Green Room. 

Napstablook: One man…er, ghost orchestra. They’re pretty talented with most instruments, and they can usually do music for anything that isn’t too involved solo. Very very shy. Watches their cousin from their spot in the pit

Sans: On the surface, just your average crew member. Black attire, pretty content to dwell in the background. Always seems like he’s dozing during tech days but has yet to miss a cue. Good with quick fixes on equipment. The boy can repair anything with enough duct tape and hopes and dreams. Knows his way around the backstage better than anyone. His shortcuts are truly a mystery

Papyrus: Set designer with a personality as big as his designs. This kind of seemed related thematically to his love of puzzle building to me. Sets are kind of a puzzle. You have to figure out how to make a working model that can suggest a location and yet it has to be able to be moved. In need of some damn supervision: he never really can grasp that while sets should look nice, they’re meant to be the background, not the foreground.

Undyne: Choreographer, always on the move. Does a lot of blocking work with Asgore too. Very aggressive about missed cues, but also very defensive of her fellow drama buddies. She tends to be pretty hard on her costumes, giving Toriel no end of headaches. She may have a crush on a certain tech and lighting director. Shut up. No she doesn’t.

Alphys: Def has a crush on a certain choreographer. She runs lights, sound, mics, anything to do with wires and a computer system far too outdated to do the things its doing. She’s a bit of a genius with this stuff, working wonders on their miniscule budget. Her problem is that mistakes build on each other for her and fluster her until she’s a mess at the lighting board. Fortunately Sans can run tech support and Papyrus and Undyne can run emotional. Introduced Asgore to our leading robot…

Mettaton: The star, of course. He is the drama kid. That one. The one you’re thinking of right now. That kid. He’s them. Constant scene stopper. Compares literally everything to RENT, Hamilton, or Wicked. Like, don’t get me wrong, he’s seen other stuff, but he is drowning in theatre kid stereotypes. An absolute diva, but he’s not a bad cast leader. His confidence can inspire it in others, and he’s willing to bend over backwards (or frontwards, if it’ll sell more tickets, darling ;)) to get a show to be a success. In a way, he feels guilty for ditching his cousin and Shy in the backdrop, but the limelight was simply too tempting. He has Alphys to thank for his introduction.

Asgore: Director and department head. Too stressed to be blessed. He’s got good theatircal instincts and a passion for his students, he’s just too much a yes-man to be a truly great director. A bit of a martyr complex about mistakes in the show, but he takes care of his kids as best he can. He stays out of the Green Room, though. Too many dirty looks from his ex to feel comfortable.

Muffet: Caters long rehearsals. Charges through the nose, but she gets em fed. Knows exactly how many calories to pump into them to give them the energy for a next show, but not too much that they’re sluggish.

Bratty and Catty: Chorus girls who are just a little too excited about the leading man, if you catch my drift.

Burgerpants: Perpetually a side character, much to his chagrin. Its even worse when he has to understudy for Metta.

Shyren: The best vocals they have, but way too shy about it. Asgore keeps trying to get them to take on bigger parts, but….yeah, they ain’t havin it.

Frisk: Toriel’s kid that hangs out in the Green Room with her. The littlest go-fer. Ask them for anything and they’ll get it as best they can. Very sweet, and very at home on the stage. Mettaton is determined to make a prodigy out of them

Flowey: Frisk’s grumpy….friend? sibling? pet? either way, hangs out in the Green Room or backstage, looking bored. Gives rude and unhelpful comments.

Bonus: 

Gaster: Every theatre needs a poltergeist….he’s not malignant exactly, but he’s the reason everyone take the Scottish play thing a little too seriously. Immediately blamed for any missing or broken phones or props. Alphys swears the seats get messed with when she’s alone. Papyrus secretly thinks he might be the one leaving smudgy fingerprints in fresh paint jobs. The only one who doesn’t seem to get pranked is Sans.

Different

Group: B.A.P

Paring: Bangdae

Type: light angst, romance, warlock/familiar

Description: Daehyun and Yongguk aren’t like most warlocks/familiar pairs; Daehyun isn’t like most warlocks. It serves to make things a little awkward and difficult, especially when Daehyun tries not show Yongguk his true emotions, but eventually he breaks. 

Originally posted by mybutterflyfact

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the signs as things i overheard in my class
  • Aries: I'm going to write a fanfiction about this in the afternoon.
  • Taurus: my mom thinks i have friends
  • Gemini: if you can't fix it with duct tape, you haven't used enough duct tape
  • Cancer: He said he preffers cats over dogs, that's when i realised i hate him.
  • Leo: (after someone else said the time) can you tell it to me digitally please ?
  • Virgo: So you're supposed to say 'Hello ?' at the beginning of a conversation ?
  • Libra: I don't care where do we get married, i just don't want him to be vegan !
  • Scorpio: i feel like this would be a really good place to hide a dead body
  • Sagittarius: i saw a piece of ham on the floor so i threw it on my classmate
  • Capricorn: let's pretend we're working okay
  • Aquarius: wait... Monday ? I though it's friday GOD DAMN IT
  • Pisces: (about teachers) man i ship them
The Non-Official College Supply List

I wasn’t really sure what I needed my freshman year, so I compiled a list of things I learned along the way of what I needed most.

1. A good computer. One that can have at least Microsoft Word, Powerpoint, and Excel. If you are planning on going into computer science or graphic design, get a Microsoft-based computer. If you have the money (cough graduation money cough) and no limitations, get an Apple. The battery life is amazing.

2. A planning system. This, besides a computer, is probably THE most important thing you will need. Whether it be a planner, a bullet journal, or an app, get one that works best for you. Don’t be afraid to invest in a decent planner either. I’m not saying go out and get an Erin Condren, but get a planner with plenty of space that you like. You will be more likely to use it if you really like it.

3. Notebooks/Note-taking system. Again, this is up to you and how you best take notes. Personally, I like smaller, A5 sized notebooks or composition books because they’re easier to move around and fit better on the tiny “desks” attached to chairs in lecture halls. I also use blank copy paper for rewriting notes and making mind maps for tests, but that’s just me. Don’t be afraid to experiment, but I wouldn’t recommend getting expensive af notebooks. You go through them fast.

4. A decent pair of earphones, not headphones. These allow you to block out annoying people and being aware of your surroundings. Bring these everywhere.

5. Waterbottle. Stay hydrated, especially in the summer.

6. Good shoes because while those cute shoes are nice, if you are on your feet a lot, they will quickly become not nice. Get at least two pairs of shoes with extra support for your feet.

7. More than one tissue box because dorms are a breeding ground for germs. I’ve gotten the cold twice, and I’m still a freshman. Get your flu shot too.

8. Ibuprofen. Don’t get a mega bottle, a small travel sized one will be enough. This is the duct tape of medicine and is an essential.

9. A mug. Make sure it is microwavable so you can make hot tea or soup. Extremely versatile.

10. Snacks. Very important for late night munchies and everything is closed. Get a few microwavable meals for when you’re rained or snowed in, sick, or just plain lazy. If you aren’t a fan of ramen, get soup or canned ravioli. For food allergies or Celiac, check your local Kroger for the gluten free aisle. Annie’s Gluten Free Mac n Cheese is amazing. Stock up on carbs and protein. I like tortilla chips and cheese sticks because I am basic. Not together though lol.

In conclusion, know what works for you and if you find that it stops working for you, ditch it. That’s the beauty of semester long classes. Everything is temporary. If you have any questions, don’t be afraid to shoot me a message :) My message/ask box is always open!

Agent Mark and The Three Alternates

Septiplier - [Jacksepticeye x Markiplier] about septiplier. I know it’s not a real thing. It’s called fanfiction for a reason. Just enjoy the story and its characters.

Summary: It’s Mark’s turn.  [WARNING: THIS IS A TICKLE FIC] Part of the Agents & Alternates AU

Series so far: Agent Jack And Warfstache | Agent Jack And Dark | Agent Jack And Anti | Agent Jack And Agent Mark | How Did We Become So Soft? | Dan And Phil; Punk And Pastel | I Want You To Scream | Agents Septiplier

love feedback! Critique is greatly appreciated! THANK FUCK FOR @stargazingbear SHE HELPS ME EDIT THIS SHIT LIKE HOLY SHIT THANK YOU FOR HELPING MAKE THIS A GOOD STORY!

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luly1am  asked:

Hey have u a list for the pack adopting Stiles without him knowing? I really like when they take care of him 'cause he deserves that, extra points for sterek

Kind of. - Anastasia

Originally posted by milbob2407

(How To) Save A Life by ShowMeAHero

(1/1 I 3,051 I Teen)

Even the best of well-oiled machines get a wrench thrown in the works every now and then.

The Principal Thing by fuchs

(1/1 I 4,184 I Teen)

Out of everything wrong with the world, out of everything horrible that has happened to Stiles, out of kanimas and werewolves and sociopathic hunters and batshit insane high school students, Stiles had thought that his eventual and inevitable demise would be slightly more dramatic than this.

Stilinski’s Home for Wayward Wolves by owlpostagain

(1/1 I 35,197 I Teen)

“At least your puppies knock first,” Stiles snorts. “Here I thought their alpha raised them to be well-mannered.”

“There’s a sign,” Derek responds stiffly.

Stiles, whose curiosity outweighs even his hardest of grudges, abandons his chilly façade of nonchalance in a heartbeat. He jumps right up and all but pushes Derek out of the way in his effort to get to the window, and sure enough when he leans outside there’s a laminated strip of cardstock duct taped to the vinyl siding: 

DON’T FORGET TO KNOCK Stiles gets cranky when we scare him

Or, in which Stiles Stilinski moves to Beacon Hills for his junior year of high school and accidentally adopts a pack of teenage werewolves.

Dark Felicity

I mentioned in my 5x07 meta that saw a potential for a dark Felicity arc & was writing a post, but I received an angry comment and it kinda dissuaded me from finishing it. Now, after the latest press release, I felt encouraged to go ahead. 

Our girl has been suffering for a long, long time. It looks like the show is finally poised to deal with it. She has been saying she’s okay but she is clearly not.

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Written by: @troublegirl1987

It’d been a long day, work had been hell. Owning your own bookstore had always been a dream of yours however inventory days usually left you feeling cramped and irritated by the end of it.  Deciding enough was enough you had flipped the closed sign and headed  to see your old man. He knew how to make a bad day better with just one look into those blue eyes of his. Jax Teller had walked into you life  the same day he’d walked into your store when he was looking for a Harley manual that was a bit on the hard to find side; however he’d been in luck. You were  a lover of all things that “go varoom ” and because of that you had a large variety of manuals for just about anything with an engine.  

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