not doctors orders

a list of things Bones has made Kirk do by saying they are “doctor’s orders:” 

  • nothing
  • nada
  • not a thing
  • one time he bribed Jim into eat a broccoli 
  • but that doesn’t count because it was followed by all the alcohol 
  • why is he still trying
  • isn’t it in the rules that the Captain has to listen to him at least a little????
  • he should move on to restraints and recruiting Spock
Doctor’s Orders, A Monthly Rumbelling Fic

Rated: G

Prompt: Icee, Pixie, Doctor

Summary: When Belle has a fever, Rumpel does his best to take care of her, which proves rather interesting when she has an unusual reaction to the Land Without Magic’s medicines.

Word Count: 2254

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Doctor’s Orders

It was unusual for Rumpelstiltskin to wake up before Belle; she had always been the early riser out of the two of them. All the same, he didn’t think much of it. If she wanted to sleep in, then he would be the last person to stop her, and he simply left her curled up in the blankets as he went about his morning routine. Once he’d showered and shaved and returned to the bedroom, however, he was beginning to think that there was something wrong. Even if he did wake up before Belle, she was usually awake by the time he was finished with his ablutions, and she would help him to pick out his tie for the day. Today, however, she was still exactly where he’d left her, curled up tight and buried in the blankets.

Brow furrowed, Rumpel crouched down beside the bed, gently brushing her messy curls out of her face.

“Belle?” he whispered. “Belle, sweetheart?”

She gave a minute moan, burrowing further into the covers, and it was then that Rumpel noticed that her hair was damp and matted with perspiration. He snaked a hand into her cocoon, touching her forehead and finding her burning up.

“Belle, you’re running a fever,” he said, making to take his hand away, but then Belle gave a grunt of protest, wriggling one hand free and grabbing his wrist to keep his palm pressed against her forehead.

“Nice and cool,” she mumbled.

“If you’re too warm, sweetheart, maybe you ought to come out of the blankets a bit.” Belle shook her head violently.

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anonymous asked:

So MM is in Idaho at a musicfestival. Definitely not in SA and the picture on her instagram definitely wasn't taken by herself. I wonder if a certain guy, who liked the picture as soon as she posted it, is with her again? We'll see.

The Treefort Music Festival is held in Boise Idaho and this year’s lineup is 22-26 March. Jon was having roommate dog issues early yesterday in LA. Perhaps an outing for him to the mountains in Idaho and a secluded picnic in a grassy mountain meadow was just what the doctor ordered? Or has Billy got done with his cowboy time down in New Mexico and migrated north for some high elevation alt rock experiences? Or is it a girls weekend in the mountains? Time will tell, I suppose, who else bedsides her trusty British crafted handbag is along with her on this holiday.

Me: *Gets up from seat and takes deep breath*

Me: CANON WILL SOLACE IS A TEXAN.

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“I have never had great expectations of my performance or of a film. I try not to think about the outcome. If you look that far ahead, it sort of taints your choices as an actor. I try as hard as I can to believe that no one is ever going to see it and that it’s not even a movie. Then you can allow yourself to bare more.”

Heath Ledger (April 4, 1979 - January 22, 2008)

You ever think that Nico would be scared to persue Will? Like he sees this beautiful ball of sunshine and healing and /light/ and he cant help but think, “I could never forgive myself if I corrupted that”. He cant even imagine Will in the Underworld, Nicos home away from home, because theres just no light or music. Then one day in Hades palace he hears these weird sounds and in the old ballroom there is Will surrounded by music and firelight and dancing, singing, laughing souls. And nico laughs because Will literally managed to bring happiness to ghosts with no memories even if only for a night. And Hades just watches from the shadows, smiling, as Will pulls his son in for the next dance.

“All demons should be E͍̼̩ͫ͋͋̉̈͋̇̀͟͟ ̶̠̮̹͉̠̤ͥX̶̠̬͖̺͔̟̙͂̀͂͆ͩͨͣ̃ͅ ̡̫̜͖̻̯̍ͪͥ̽̋͘T͈͖͍̝̗̽ͤͩͫ̆ͤͅ ̜͔̼̾̎͂͗Ẽ̤̮̈̾ͯ̾͠͡ ̴̨̲͓̣͓͉͔̮̰͂͒̑R̵̨͈͓͖̣̳̫̯̼̈́͗͋̍̊̈́ ̵̛̳̮ͭͧ̓̊̃͋̏͝M̒̒͑͊͏̤̤̠̮̳͞ ̣̣̤͍͙̳̘̼̂ͫͦ͜I͈͂͆̆̉̀̔͞ ̴̸̷̘̙̜͗ͩ̃̾Ň̢͓̗̦̮̯̭̦̠ͤ̏ͫ̓ͮͩͧ͆ ͉̋͋͑ͧ̾̉̀̚͜A̷̘̖ͬ̾̽ ̨̝̹̗͈͚͙̘̗͕̎̌̆̾ͧT̴̨̤͓̫̞̞̰̟̩̀ͥ̊̏̂͒̽̀ͅ ̛͈̦̥̻̘ͧ͛ͣ̋E̟̖̞͚͌ͫ͗ͫ̀͌̉̉̈́̕͘ ̶̊͂͗́̑̀҉̥̥̭̦̣D̶̨͎̝͒͆̽̿̀̂ͤͮ̚

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Dr. Julian taking care of his lizard boyfriend

MASTERLIST

All fics are [character x reader] unless specifically stated otherwise.


(#) - the number the post is in the series

(S) - contains or refers to smut but may not be exclusively smut

(X) - exclusively smut (disclaimer: most of my smut is super fluffed)

(A) - requested, prompted, or inspired by an ask

(-) - not x Reader


HE COULDN’T STAY AWAY: HER POV (1)
HE COULDN’T STAY AWAY: HIS POV (2)(S)
HE COULDN’T STAY AWAY: TOGETHER (3)(S)
HE COULDN’T STAY AWAY: FOREVER (4)(S)
RIDE (X)
SELF DEFENSE (S)(A)
MARKS (S)(A)
BUCHAREST WITH BUCKY (A)
я люблю тебя
CHILLS & SHIVERS (A)

THEY’RE NOT YOU (1)
THEY’RE NOT YOU (2)(X)
THEY’RE NOT YOU (3)(S)
CARING COMPANY (X)

TEXTS (1)
TEXTS (2)(S)
TEXTS (3)
TERMS & CONDITIONS (S)

DOCTOR’S ORDERS (A)
THE INTERN (A)(1)
THE INTERN (2)

STARKSGIVING (1)
A VERY STARK CHRISTMAS (2)
A NEW STARK 3)

PART 1: HAZELNUT & HURRICANES
PART 2: BEER & BASEBALL
PART 3: FUN & FOOTBALL (S)
“You Good?” (A)

*COMING SOON*

A NEW MEMBER
OUTLAW AVENGERS (A)
THE WAITING ROOM
RESIDENT ADVISOR

ELECTION DAY (A)(-)

SAVE CHRISTMAS EVE

ROMANTIC COUPLES STUDY (PART 1)
ROMANTIC COUPLES STUDY (PART 2) (S)
ROMANTIC COUPLES STUDY (PART 3) (S)
ROMANTIC COUPLES STUDY (PART 4)

Percy ‘this shit wasn’t in the contract’ Jackson

Annabeth 'deadass fight me’ Chase

Grover 'my enCHILADAS’ Underwood

Jason 'fuck u and ur asshole ways’ Grace

Piper 'what do you mean I can’t do that’ McLean

Leo 'this is a bad time, I'ma make puns’ Valdez

Hazel 'didn’t come back to life for this’ Levesque

Frank 'lmao wait what’ Zhang

Reyna 'I could fukin kill you’ Ramirez-Arellano

Nico 'I have a doctors note’ Di Angelo

Will 'doctors orders’ Solace

Thalia 'what do you mean punk is dead’ Grace

Clarisse 'kys before I kill you’ La Rue

Travis 'u put the bombs on the wrong hill?’ Stoll

Connor 'don’t be an idiot’ Stoll

Meg 'it’s raining trash, hallelujah’ McCaffery

Apollo 'i cant believe zeus would ever’

Rachel 'leTS FUCKIN TALK ABT ART’ Dare