not doctors orders

I can’t sleep and it’s 2am so here’s some random totally unsourced shit i often tell ppl:

- you don’t need to go and pay money for a health physician or a doctor in order to obtain a wrist brace for your hurting drawing hand. If you can pinpoint where it hurts and how it hurts (ache/sting/tingling/numbness), you can check guides online or go to a store that sells braces and ask the staff directly.

- wear the brace when you sleep and rest.

- don’t overstretch. I repeat DONT OVERSTRETCH.

If you can lick your elbow and do other flexible party tricks, you should AVOID stretching.

- if you ever get the chance, get a height-adjustable desk so u can stand while drawing.

- if it’s impossible to wake you up in the morning despite having a rly loud alarm, get an alarm clock designed for deaf ppl. You place it under your mattress or pillow and it’ll shake you awake.

- a pouch of lavender in your drawer keeps bugs away from your clothes.

- if you have used the same pillows the last five years, buy new ones. Like holy shit I sleep like a log after I bought new ones.

- avoid consuming melatonin unless your doctor prescribed you it.

- warm milk or warm chocolate milk helps get you drowsy before bedtime.

- there’s earbuds made of wax that are great for blocking out sounds.

- don’t eat silver. Tin-man-syndrome is an actual thing, tho youd have to eat silver leafs daily in order to get that. But don’t eat silver it oxidize inside your body that ain’t good.

- there is absolutely no health benefit from consuming gold. It just pass through your body and makes that one dish more expensive to eat.

- there is no official study (as in its not sponsored by a product) that says you have to chug a gallon of water every day. Drink when you’re thirsty. That’s like how you know you need water.

- if a new trendy lifestyle or diet etc requires you to buy a product it’s p much 100% capitalist bullshit. (Looking at you aloe Vera and paleo)

- ball point pens are only good for doodling imo. Get a refillable pen instead of buying disposable bics that will just become plastic waste later.

- Swedish fish candy is bigger and comes in more flavors here than in the US.

- get a shopping bag made of fabric that you can reuse.

- use Schampoo on your roots and conditioner along the tips of your hair. Rinse with slightly cold or lukewarm water.

- cats and dogs are good and we never deserved them. But here they are.

- I strongly encourage adopting a cat/dog that are a mix breed over buying an expensive “purebreed”.

anonymous asked:

Has anyone considered the possibility that Mina might be possessed? By something older and darker that's been waiting 'hundreds of years' to get its hands on Meteora, switching host bodies through generations. That would explain why Mina seemed sane during the start of Moon's reign (not possessed), why she went insane and sometimes seems at odds with herself ("doctor's orders" in her head), and why "she" said she waited 100s of years although it's unlikely Mina's been around that long.

It’s possible! I mean she’s always been a bit weird, but not that much…

She didn’t age at all in the past 30~ years, though, so she might actually be very, very long lived!

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Alex: I’m going to miss you both so much! We don’t normally get pre-eclampsia patients so I normally only get a couple of days with the couples! These past few weeks have been lovely, you have made my job so enjoyable with your kindness and positivity. And Melody, well done. Being in hospitals is never fun and neither is being induced, a lot of people would’ve begged for pain relief and broken down. But you did it all, drug free, and you were brilliant. Mr Masters, I hope you are going to wait on your wife hand-and-foot when you get home, because she deserves it.

Melody could feel her cheeks turning red as she smiled at the young woman; Alex really had saved her during the labour, she wasn’t sure what she would’ve done if Alex wasn’t there.

Avery: Oh don’t you worry, she won’t have to raise a finger! She can just relax with our baby girl, resting, as per doctor’s orders!

Melody: Thank you Alex, you really did make this whole experience a lot less scary.

Alex: You are very welcome Melody. Now, do come back next time if you have more kids! Which I hope you do since Poppy is ADORABLE! And also, don’t worry about complications in the next pregnancy, now it is in your notes that you had pre-eclampsia, you can be prescribed drugs early on which can prevent a long hospital stay like this. So you can spend all 9 months in the comfort of your own home.

Avery: That’s really good to know, thank you. 

So the couple headed back to their apartment, still in shock. They had a daughter, a beautiful baby girl. Their lives finally felt complete. They were parents. They were going to raise a little girl, together. Life was perfect again.

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THE BLACK ORDER REVEALED FOR ‘AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR’!

The statues that have been covered all weekend at D23 have finally be unveiled and revealed the first look at Thanos’ team of Generals - The Black Order. From the left there is Corvus Glaive, Proxima Midnight, Thanos, Ebony Maw, and Black Dwarf!

Marvel Timeline With X-Men

After about 7 hours of research I’ve put together a Marvel Timeline of all the movies, tv shows, and shorts in chronological order. I can’t keep this to myself so I thought I would share it here. [The MCU and the X-Men Timelines do not cross due to ownership rights with Fox and take place in different worlds]


Marvel Cinematic Universe

[*note* movies are bolded and tv shows are split by season as to where they fall]
Captain America: The first Avenger 
Marvel’s Agent Carter (season 1 full) 
Marvel one shot: Agent CarterMarvel Agent Carter (Season 2 full)
Iron Man
Iron Man 2
Marvel One Shot: A funny thing happened on the way to Thor’s Hammer
The Incredible Hulk
Marvel One Shot: The Consultant
Thor
Marvel’s the Avengers
Marvel one shot: Item 47
Iron Man 3
Marvel Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (season 1 ep 1-7)
Marvel One Shot: All hail the King
Thor: the Dark World
Marvel Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (season 1 ep 8-16)
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Marvel Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (season 1 ep 17-22)
Marvel Daredevil (season 1 full)
Guardians of the Galaxy
Guardians of the Galaxy vol 2
Marvel Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (season 2 ep 1-19)
Avengers Age of Ultron
Marvel Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (season 2 ep 20-22)
Newsfront season 1 Ant-Man campaign (full)
Ant-Man
Marvel Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (season 3 ep 1-10)
Marvel Jessica Jones (season 1 full)
Marvel Daredevil (season 2 full)
Marvel Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (season 3 ep 11-19)
Newsfront season 2 Captain America: civil war campaign (full)
Captain America: Civil War
Marvel Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (season 3 ep 20-22)
Marvel Luke Cage season 1 (full)
Doctor Strange
Marvel Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. slingshot (season 1 full)
Marvel Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (season 4 full)
Marvel Iron Fist (season 1 full)


X-Men Universe

original timeline
X-men: First Class
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
X-Men
X2: X-Men United
X-Men: The last Stand
The Wolverine
Days of Future Past
New timeline (after logan goes back and changes the past)
[note: the producers confirmed that X-Men Origins and The Last Stand had been erased from continuity, but how much of X-men, X2, and The wolverine is unknown]
X-Men: First Class
X-Men: Days of Future past (scenes in past)
X-Men: Apocalypse
Deadpool
X-Men: days of future past (scene at end)
Logan


There is the Timelines I hope you enjoy watching them all in chronological order, reblog to spread. [If there is something off feel free to make note and I will fix it]

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Twelve Days of Twelve || July 17: Favorite Series.

Winning? Is that what you think it’s about? I’m not trying to win. I’m not doing this because I want to beat someone, or because I hate someone, or because, because I want to blame someone. It’s not because it’s fun. God knows it’s not because it’s easy. It’s not even because it works, because it hardly ever does. I do what I do, because it’s right! Because it’s decent! And above all, it’s kind. It’s just that. Just kind. If I run away today, good people will die. If I stand and fight, some of them might live. Maybe not many, maybe not for long. Hey, you know, maybe there’s no point in any of this at all, but it’s the best I can do, so I’m going to do it. And I will stand here doing it until it kills me.

Me: *Gets up from seat and takes deep breath*

Me: CANON WILL SOLACE IS A TEXAN.