not doctors orders

a list of things Bones has made Kirk do by saying they are “doctor’s orders:” 

  • nothing
  • nada
  • not a thing
  • one time he bribed Jim into eat a broccoli 
  • but that doesn’t count because it was followed by all the alcohol 
  • why is he still trying
  • isn’t it in the rules that the Captain has to listen to him at least a little????
  • he should move on to restraints and recruiting Spock
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Originally posted by simondismydaddy

“Nurse!” “Nurse!” “Nurse!”

That’s how it was for you all day. No one cared to learn your name. You were simply a nurse to them and you had an obligation to tend to their needs. You liked your job but some days it was just so draining. Your shift seemed like it would never finish.

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Me: *Gets up from seat and takes deep breath*

Me: CANON WILL SOLACE IS A TEXAN.

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“I have never had great expectations of my performance or of a film. I try not to think about the outcome. If you look that far ahead, it sort of taints your choices as an actor. I try as hard as I can to believe that no one is ever going to see it and that it’s not even a movie. Then you can allow yourself to bare more.”

Heath Ledger (April 4, 1979 - January 22, 2008)

You ever think that Nico would be scared to persue Will? Like he sees this beautiful ball of sunshine and healing and /light/ and he cant help but think, “I could never forgive myself if I corrupted that”. He cant even imagine Will in the Underworld, Nicos home away from home, because theres just no light or music. Then one day in Hades palace he hears these weird sounds and in the old ballroom there is Will surrounded by music and firelight and dancing, singing, laughing souls. And nico laughs because Will literally managed to bring happiness to ghosts with no memories even if only for a night. And Hades just watches from the shadows, smiling, as Will pulls his son in for the next dance.

“All demons should be E͍̼̩ͫ͋͋̉̈͋̇̀͟͟ ̶̠̮̹͉̠̤ͥX̶̠̬͖̺͔̟̙͂̀͂͆ͩͨͣ̃ͅ ̡̫̜͖̻̯̍ͪͥ̽̋͘T͈͖͍̝̗̽ͤͩͫ̆ͤͅ ̜͔̼̾̎͂͗Ẽ̤̮̈̾ͯ̾͠͡ ̴̨̲͓̣͓͉͔̮̰͂͒̑R̵̨͈͓͖̣̳̫̯̼̈́͗͋̍̊̈́ ̵̛̳̮ͭͧ̓̊̃͋̏͝M̒̒͑͊͏̤̤̠̮̳͞ ̣̣̤͍͙̳̘̼̂ͫͦ͜I͈͂͆̆̉̀̔͞ ̴̸̷̘̙̜͗ͩ̃̾Ň̢͓̗̦̮̯̭̦̠ͤ̏ͫ̓ͮͩͧ͆ ͉̋͋͑ͧ̾̉̀̚͜A̷̘̖ͬ̾̽ ̨̝̹̗͈͚͙̘̗͕̎̌̆̾ͧT̴̨̤͓̫̞̞̰̟̩̀ͥ̊̏̂͒̽̀ͅ ̛͈̦̥̻̘ͧ͛ͣ̋E̟̖̞͚͌ͫ͗ͫ̀͌̉̉̈́̕͘ ̶̊͂͗́̑̀҉̥̥̭̦̣D̶̨͎̝͒͆̽̿̀̂ͤͮ̚

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Dr. Julian taking care of his lizard boyfriend

Percy ‘this shit wasn’t in the contract’ Jackson

Annabeth 'deadass fight me’ Chase

Grover 'my enCHILADAS’ Underwood

Jason 'fuck u and ur asshole ways’ Grace

Piper 'what do you mean I can’t do that’ McLean

Leo 'this is a bad time, I'ma make puns’ Valdez

Hazel 'didn’t come back to life for this’ Levesque

Frank 'lmao wait what’ Zhang

Reyna 'I could fukin kill you’ Ramirez-Arellano

Nico 'I have a doctors note’ Di Angelo

Will 'doctors orders’ Solace

Thalia 'what do you mean punk is dead’ Grace

Clarisse 'kys before I kill you’ La Rue

Travis 'u put the bombs on the wrong hill?’ Stoll

Connor 'don’t be an idiot’ Stoll

Meg 'it’s raining trash, hallelujah’ McCaffery

Apollo 'i cant believe zeus would ever’

Rachel 'leTS FUCKIN TALK ABT ART’ Dare