not cake tag

  • Ravenclaw: I decided to go on a diet.
  • Hufflepuff: Oh yeah? Would you like me to recommend some healthy tasty snacks to you?
  • Ravenclaw: No, it's fine, I gave up on the diet.
  • Hufflepuff: Why?
  • Ravenclaw: Because cake exists.
  • Albus: Teddy, pretend to be my mom to Scorpius's mom.
  • Teddy: [picks up the phone] Hello? This is...Mum Potter. The children are playing swords. Sorry. Playing with swords. Oh no. They are dead. Do not call again. [hangs up]
  • Scorpius and Albus: ...
  • Teddy: Sorry, I panicked.
Cry Baby asks
  • Cry Baby: how often do you cry or get sad?
  • Dollhouse: do you keep secrets from your family?
  • Sippy Cup: what do you do to cheer yourself up?
  • Carousel: what's your biggest fear?
  • Alphabet Boy: do you stand up for yourself or resent people who do you wrong?
  • Soap: what's something you've said that you wish you didn't?
  • Training Wheels: do you fall easily?
  • Pity Party: what's your saddest memory?
  • Tag, your it: do you trust strangers?
  • Milk and Cookies: if you could kill anyone in the world who would it be, and why?
  • Mrs. Potato Head: what's you're best feature? (physical or personality)
  • Mad Hatter: what's the craziest thing you've done?
  • Play Date: is it easier to express yourself or bottle it all up?
  • Teddy Bear: have you ever misplaced your trust in someone?
  • Cake: what do you do when you've been used or exploited?