- Go in at the end of the month
- Buy the model of the year right before the model for the next year comes out (dealers get desperate to sell the old models)
- Refuse to put any money down. Say that if they ask you to put down money, you’ll leave
- Seriously. If they ask you to put down money say you need to go and walk out
- If there’s another dealership nearby, tell them that you’re walking there right after you leave
- If a deal seems unfair but you really like the car, tell them you’re going to another dealership and leave. Chances are, they’ll call back the next day with a better deal
- If possible, after the first call wait till the last few days of the month and they’ll likely call again with an even better deal
- Look around for family and friends that need a car. If you buy more than one car from the same dealership you’ll get a much better deal
- If a family member/friend is looking for a used car while you’re looking for a new car or vice versa, still get the used car from the same dealership
- If you decide to buy a new car after a few years, trade in the old car and buy a new one from the same dealership. Companies appreciate loyalty and will likely offer you a lower price
“stop drawing damien in a binder it’s fetishistic” im sorry janet we just get literally no trans characters in any media ever that aren’t painted as a miserable depressed bastard with that being the only element of their character so we’d like to celebrate finally having good trans rep thanks
I know I picked a somewhat predictable reference photo if you glance in the tag longer than ten seconds but honestly I’ve never seen anyone that looks just as I picture him but that might be because I don’t even know how exactly I picture him. This dude comes the closest though so far. So here’s my murderous son with his silly haircut looking very Done,
How They Act When You’re On Your Period (Avengers Preference)
Sorry I haven’t been around lately guys!! I’m hoping to start being more active again! Hope you guys like this and it begins to make up for my months of inactivity! I’ve had this request for a while so I hope y’all like it!
He buys you everything you could want, and more. The first time you ask him to go to the store for you he comes back with every single piece of chocolate he could find at Duane Reade and about ten different boxes of pads and tampons. He also has a new heating pad and your favorite take out. When he’s done putting everything away (he insisted on doing it himself while you tried out the new heating pad), he lays next to you on the couch, pulling you close and kissing the top of your head. You thought he couldn’t get any more perfect until he finally ques up your favorite romcom without you having to say a word.
Steve is sort of embarrassed at first. Back in his day this kind of thing wasn’t exactly talked about, especially not with scrawny ol’ him. So the first time you ask him to go out and grab you a few things he turns so red, you swear you can see his chest flush beneath his white cotton t-shirt. After he stutters for a few seconds and tears start welling in your eyes because you are just way too hormonal right now, Steve runs out of your apartment only to return a few minutes later with your favorite chocolate, your exact brand of tampons/pads, your favorite movie, and a cute teddy bear wearing a captain america outfit. He lays with you for the rest of the day, holding you close and rubbing your stomach as he spoons you on the couch, all forgiven.
Bucky takes it in stride. Much like Steve, he wasn’t exactly used to talking about this kind of thing, but as soon as you tell him you need him he’s there to do whatever you ask. He makes you breakfast in bed. He runs to the store to get you chocolate. He even goes to the store to get you tampons/pads (making sure he has your preferred brand and type written down). When he takes a while to come back he tells you he had to ask for help from a store employee. And whenever he gets back he spends the rest of the day holding you in his lap as he holds a heating pad to your stomach and whispers how much he loves you into your ear.
He stutters a little in the beginning when you first bring it up. He’s used to this type of thing, but only from a doctor standpoint. He goes and gets you what you need, but he also asks you questions that you would normally only hear from your doctor, making you blush as much as he had earlier. After he agrees never to ask you those questions again, you both go to lay in his room as he brushes his hand through your hair and reads you your favorite book. You spend the rest of the day curled up in one of Bruce’s big knit sweaters, drifting in and out of sleep, with a cup of your favorite tea sitting on the bedside.
He invites you up to his little nest. He fills it with your favorite blankets from the Tower (he even gets rid of the old ratty one you hate for the few days you’re up there), and has a stash of your favorite chocolate. He makes sure everyone knows not to bother you for the next few days as you just laze around and curl up together. Clint spends the whole time reading you your favorite books and telling you stories about his more memorable missions. He just wants to make sure you’re comfortable because he knows how tough you are and if this is causing you pain it must be rough.
Pietro spends the few days running around town and getting you whatever you want. Chocolate, tampons/pads, your favorite take out, flowers, he even runs out and gets you that new shirt you’ve been eyeing in the H&M window for about a week now. By the time he’s done running around all you want is for him to come and cuddle with you in bed. And that’s exactly what he does, after running around the tower to grab your favorite blankets, junk food, and turn on your favorite movie. Pietro wants you to feel like a princess because that’s exactly what you are to him.
He is so sympathetic. He buries you in a mountain of blankets and curls up with you, holding you close. He let’s you wear his huge sweaters that smell just like him, and he even lets you use his cape like a blanket. He offers to go to the store for you, but you know exactly how that would turn out so instead you ask if he can just make it storm outside, letting you two have the perfect lazy day inside. As the thunder rolls outside the window and the rain patters against the roof, Thor rubs soothing circles on your back as he tells you stories of the nine realms and his adventures back in Asgard.
He is kind of confused at first. He asks if this ailment is something he can fix with magic but you vehemently tell him no, not wanting to risk whatever consequences may arise. Eventually Loki realizes all he can do is be there for you so that’s exactly what he does. He lounges around with you all day, making you tea and reciting poetry to you while you lay in bed. He offers to go to the store for you and you instantly regret it when he comes back with adult diapers (”the package looks the same!”). You can’t stay mad though when he holds up a bag of your favorite junk food and let’s you wear his cape for the rest of the day as you two pig out and watch your favorite cheesy romcoms.
Sam stays in bed with you all day long. He holds you close and gives you all the covers. He even blows off Steve when Steve comes around asking for a training partner. He wants to make sure you know that he’s there for you in your time of need and nothing is going to make him leave your side (unless of course you need him to go to the store for you). He’ll even run you a hot bath in the evening with your favorite candle lit on the counter and your favorite spotify playlist humming quietly in the background. The other guys on the team may call him whipped, but he knows how to treat the love of his life right.
He likes to joke around but when you give him that look he totally understands. He builds you a giant pillow fort in the living room and wraps you up in your favorite blanket, handing you a warm tea and piling up all of your favorite junk foods in the corner of the fort before turning on your favorite princess movie. He’ll hold you until you doze off before he sneaks out to the store to grab you what you need. He’s back before you wake up and holds you close the rest of the day, cracking jokes every so often. Before you doze off again, he tells you how thankful he is that you’re going to be around when Cassie goes through all this, but you reassure him that he would be fine.
He spends the few days you’re on your period treating you like a queen. He has servants attending to your every need, and you never even have to change out out of your pj’s. And while he may have to attend to a few meetings, he makes sure that he’s able to be with you as much as possible. When the meetings are over the phone he lets you sit in his office with him, setting you in his lap and rubbing his hands up and down your back. When he’s not busy with meetings or training, T’Challa spends the day in bed with you, holding you close and keeping you warm. He also brings you cute little gifts like flowers he picked himself from the jungle, beautiful jewelry made of the stones found in the Wakandan mines, and he even brings you a kitten to keep you company when he has to be away.
Hope y’all liked it!
Imagine and Preference requests are OPEN! (Still no ships)
can you believe the biggest reason roy worked so hard in the academy was because maes hughes took the last piece of quiche out from under his nose in the mess hall and he was determined to be better than him at everything because that is exactly the level of pettiness i expect from roy mustang
The alignment chart was posted by an aphobic troll, and that’s important
I don’t know how many of you have ever read Ender’s Game (the author is a piece of shit) but there’s a moment fairly early on where Graff tells all the new recruits arriving at the Battle School that they’re all nothing compared to Ender, that he’s the greatest there’s ever been and none of them will ever amount to half of what he is, so they had better bow and scrape and try to be good enough to lick Ender’s boots.
Ender immediately recognizes this as a moment of betrayal, because now all the other boys hate him, which is exactly what Graff intended. Graff built Ender up and insulted everyone else to make it seem as though he was on Ender’s side, with the intention of turning them all against Ender.
There’s a post going around right now of an alignment chart that places gay people and trans women in the ‘evil’ categories while aces, aros, and nonbinary people are in the ‘good’ category. The blog is obviously a troll sockpuppet account. When people point that out, there’s been a ton of backlash saying that it doesn’t matter because the post is still awful.
It DOES matter.
Because the person who posted this is Graff. They’re intentionally shouting from the rooftops that aces, aros, and nb people are great and gay men, lesbians, and trans women are evil not because they believe it, but because their intention is to focus the anger of the latter group directly onto the former group.
It was absolutely homophobic and transmisogynistic to post that shit. But the goal was so CLEARLY to do something openly bigoted and disgusting and then give those who were angry (as they should have been) the perfect target for their fury.
In a month or so, this alignment chart is probably going to be on some masterpost of why aspec people are bigots and shouldn’t be allowed in the lgbt community. It’ll be right there next to other troll posts like the ‘let’s make our own slur’ post and so many others.
one of my friends said that they weren’t expecting this at all from harry, and it really like? hit me so hard because this is more or less exactly what i expected from him, more or less exactly what my friends were expecting from him, but the general public has such a different view, and this is the harry that i have adored and admired for several years, this is the harry that’s authentic and real, and i just. cannot WAIT for the public to see the real him, the one i’ve “known” for so long, and i can’t wait to watch everyone else to fall in love with who he really, truly is.
listen i wanna see hunk and shay in a long distance relationship pls im beggin
What if hunk makes a communicator for her so she can talk to him whenever she wants and vice versa?
Shay sends mostly texts because he knows Hunk can be in a battle somewhere or on a mission so she knows that Hunk won’t respond right away and he can read those texts when he’s out of danger
Her texts are all lowercase with several exclamation points because she’s incredibly happy and bright! She also tries to use emojis but when she DOES look through them most of them are earth stuff and she asks about them
Shay: hunk, do you know what this is ???
Hunk: Those are pancakes, a delicacy on Earth!
Shay: oh !!! pancakes !!! they sound delicious !!!
Hunk: They absolutely are!
Shay: you can cook, right ??? do you wanna make me some pancakes next time you are visiting ???
Hunk: You can’t see these tears but I am crying and I love you
Hunk prefers video calling! Shay prefers that too but she knows that she doesn’t know exactly when to call him because of obvious reasons
They talk about stuff that’s happened in their lives! Fighting, ceremonies, etc.
Hunk loves talking about maths and engineering and earth and food, and Shay loves learning about new things! Since her people have been freed from the Galra, she’s been learning about the Balmeran culture and history, and she LOVES to talk about her going on adventures and exploring the surface of the Balmera
She high-key loves it when Hunk rambles on and on about maths because she loves learning and she loves Hunk and Hunk explains things so simply and passionately and she thinks it’s so CUTE
They can talk for literally hours on end
Shiro: *knocking on the door politely* Hunk, you’ve been talking to Shay for like 3 quintants. Please go to sleep.
Hunk: Sorry! Shay was just telling me about the Balmeran history and-
Shiro, who LOVES history: Wait what? why didn’t you tell me I love history!
*insert montage of Shiro learning about the Balmera, to the tune of the Mii Channel music*
When they DO meet up, they’re just together all the time like omg they missed each other so much
They take like, 3209489024 pictures, mostly selfies and stuff of their lil adventures on the Balmera, or just chillin in the Castle of Lions
Shay loves snapchat filters
In fact, they both love trying to get filters on the other’s face without them realising it
Their stories essentially become competitions for how many candids they can take of the other with filters on their faces
Shay is incredibly good at sneaking up and taking those photos tbh. She usually wins
okay but the crew stops at a planet for a diplomatic mission, but as they step off of the ship, it immediately starts to pour.
The inhabitants of the planet come running out - the rains a sign of good luck and fortune in their culture - and greet them enthusiastically. Lance tries to remember he’s a paladin. Tries to remember he has a job to do. tries to remember he has a reputation to uphold. Tries to remember that one wrong move could ruin this whole meeting.
But he can’t hold it in.
He drops to his knees in the rain, quiet sobs wracking his body as his eyes squeeze shut. Everyone around him backs up, creating their own circle far away from him, thinking that he’s happy to see the rains again. That he’s finally getting what he’s wanted after so long.
But they’re wrong.
All he can think about is his family. Sitting out on the porch with his grandmother, listening to the soft pitter-pattering of the rain while she knits or sews. Playing out in the puddles with his littlest sisters teaching them how to jump to make the biggest splash. Talking with his dad, listening to him hope that the rain doesn’t wash away the new coat of paint he just put on the house. Cooking with his mom, sharing in her hope that his siblings get home safe and sound.
But he doesn’t have that anymore.
They’re on earth. He’s on some strange planet. They’re going to school. He’s learning as he goes. They’re eating real meals. He’s eating goo. They’re together, happy. He’s alone, pretending everything’s okay. They’re living their lives, probably thinking he’s dead. Half the time he’s wishing he was.
But he has a job.
There are people who count on him. a universe that counts on him. He can’t exactly just leave them behind because the rain brings unwanted memories. No. he has to suck it up and push through.
But a hand finds it’s way to his back.
Lance doesn’t dare look up, not trusting his eyes to not allow tears to spill over, nor his ability to put on a smile and make a joke about how much of a baby he’s being. He stays still, focusing on the hand rubbing circles on his back. It’s probably Hunk. He always knows when Lance needs him, no matter how neutral his face is, or how convincing his laughter rings out.
But it’s not him.
“Take as much time as you need,” says a voice he’s become all too familiar with. A voice he’s fought with time and time again. A voice he’s dreamed about for months on end. A voice he’s longed to wake up to. A voice he’s told himself he hates just to be able to deal with the fact that its owner hates him.
But maybe he doesn’t.
Keith stays, eventually kneeling next to Lance. His hand never leaves his back. Not when Lance stops crying, nor when Lance leans onto him, eyes drooping, face void of any emotion. He stays. And Lance will hold onto that for as long as he can.
Genre : Fluff, romance,comedy,implicit language,sexual innuendos Pairing:Jungkook x reader Length: 29K words Summary : This is a series based on all of your first times with jungkook, from your childhood till adulthood
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THE FIRST TIME YOU CONFESSED TO EACH OTHER
2 days ago, Lusty&Nancy Bar, L.A, 00:42 AM
of alcohol and smoke was heavy as Jungkook was drinking his last shot of
martini before collapsing on her lap. She chuckled as she ran her soft fingers
through his raven hair. Those majestic looking lips, that gorgeous nose and
long lashes, could drive any girl insane at his sight, but only one girl could drive
the latter over the edge. He untied his tie as he dropped it on the cold ground
before making himself at home, sleeping on her lap. Jungkook was never
completely drunk, but had this tendency to collapse at random moments and wake
up randomly just to take off his clothes. He sniffled a few times before grabbing
onto the soft hand that was caressing his ears.
you….” he murmured half coherently “…Y/N”
face fell into a scowl as she heard your name coming out of his beautiful lips,
one more time. Every time, it would be the same story. He would hit her up,
they would talk for a few hours and he would end up drunk, sleeping on her lap.
Who was she? His business partner Park Sooyoung. Tall, brunette, pretty and a
bright future ahead of her. She made heads turn by her presence only. Being a
year older than Jungkook, she often talked informally to him even if he was her
superior. She never had any feelings towards the boy, but she couldn’t help but
feel irritated every time he mentioned your unknown name before casually
sleeping on her lap.
really wonder who she is, for turning him into a mess” she sighed
Jungkook’s eyes suddenly sprung open “Do you think she still remembers me?” he
unbuttons the first buttons of his dress shirt “Sometimes, I keep on wondering…
if she actually cares about me?”
I would like to give you an answer but—“
Jeon for you” he pointed at her before erupting in a fit of giggles “We’re
still workmates remember?”
only workmates” she clenched her fist
sounds like a sexier title as well. Right? How about Director Jeon?” he ran a
hand through his hair before crouching his shoulders “That’s supposed to be my
future title…” he grabbed her hand in his “Do you think I can do this?”
the question should be: Do you want to do this?” she replied in a heartbroken
right…” he laid his head back on her lap “What do I even want?” he laid the
back of his hand on his forehead “I just want to go back home” he felt a tear
slipping from his eyes
bring you back home?” Sooyoung smiled at him
The word home had a different meaning in
Sooyoung’s suggestive context
Today, Dorms at Seoul University, 12:32 PM
sipping on your lemon tea as it was the start of a new semester in your area.
You and your friends were about to have a blast for the last remaining weeks of
summer before tackling another stressful term. It might’ve been your second
year at Seoul University, but you never felt more than welcomed whenever
stopping by campus. You’d usually go back home during the summers and get back
to the dorms during the school year, but this year it was quite different, as
you had to get back to the dorm earlier. Something about a change of roommates
was occurring in your department. The dean’s daughter made a fuss about wanting
to change rooms so they had to rearrange the rooms. Knowing that you were the
only scholarship student in the residence building, they chose to make you move
out to make more space for the new tenant.
little brat, I swear to god, she’s so spoiled and idiot” Jimin groaned as he
watched you pack your belongings
that, Jimin” you nudged his arm “I mean, she does have a right to do this.
She’s still the dean’s, one and only daughter.”
change the fact that her IQ is lower than Hoseok’s grades. I despise people of
her type the most”
“Why do you
hate on her so much?”
she ruined your summer! You had to get on a 3 hours train ride to pick up your
stuff Y/N. Why can’t you realize that she’s an annoying brat? She purposely
made you move your ass from your vacation break to come in town.”
probably didn’t mean it that way! I actually decided to drop by in advance, so
stop it” you patted his arm
doesn’t change the fact that you need to leave your room” Jimin rubbed his
temples “Damn you, stupid Park Chaeyoung”
thought she had something for you though…” you raised a brow at him “Like a
tiny crush?” you winked
Whoah, that’s the best joke I’ve heard in a century” Jimin flushed a slight
tint of red “Girls like her are what I want to avoid the most.” He scoffed “In
the last two years I’ve lived on campus, I never saw a girl as whiny and as
spoiled as her. Do you realize that her majesty has a personal slave that holds
her goddamn haute couture Gucci bag? Even Taehyung who owns the whole Gucci
collection doesn’t do that kind of shit”
she asked nicely” you replied “It’s her last year before leaving for Ireland.
That’s the least I can do to help her, as a student”
problem with you Y/N” Jimin pointed at you “You’re way too f*cking nice to be
it’s just a room” you rolled your eyes
moving to the science department dorms! Do you realize how creepy most of these
thought they were brilliant though “you grabbed your clothes “Namjoon Sunbae is
such a cutie. He was the best T.A I ever had in my years here”
an exception, I’m talking about the weird guys who are in the engineering
department. They always become weird as f*ck around finals.” Jimin sighed “They
apparently become crazy because of their work load. Take Yuta for example! He
didn’t even last a semester in there! He gave up halfway and changed programs”
He sighed “These poor beings.”
you talking about those weird rumors of them being perverts? The boys who are
taking engineering at Seoul U, are cute though, well that’s what I always
thought” you commented “They’re not crazy”
they seem all normal, but that’s because you’re a girl. They won’t show you
their real nature” Jimin pressed his back on the wall
you? Mr. Psychology. Stop digging too far inside my brain with your
manipulative talks” you stared at him
you talking about?”
you so concerned about me, talking to the boys in engineering?” you raised a
suspicious brow “Is it Jungkook who told you to look out for me, again?”