not because i should

  • Naruto: So, like, ever since Hinata confessed to me, people have been like- ya know
  • Sasuke: Hn
  • Naruto: And I'm just- I don't, like, I can't- ya know
  • Naruto: But I should, right? There's no reason I shouldn't, uh, ya kn-
  • Sasuke: Dobe, if you say "ya know" one more time
  • Naruto: I can't help it, I'm just so, so, ya know!
  • Sasuke: Why are you talking to me about this, idiot?
  • Naruto: You're the only one who hasn't said anything, ya know. Sakura-chan, Kakashi, Ino, Iruka, even Kiba have been on my case non-stop.
  • Sasuke: It's your life. Your choice. Do what you want. It makes no difference to me.
  • Naruto: But, but Sasuke, I'm just so... Ya know.
  • Sasuke: Fine, usuratonkachi. We'll talk.
  • Sasuke: Do you think she's pretty?
  • Naruto: Eto... *squints* I guess so.
  • Naruto: Actually, now that you mention it, Hinata's kind of a looker, huh
  • Naruto: But she's still not as pretty as- *glances over* Uh, other people.
  • Sasuke: Like who? Sakura?
  • Naruto: Yeah, Sakura-chan and... Someone else
  • Sasuke: ...
  • Sasuke: So the problem is that you have feelings for another person
  • Naruto: *blushes* Um... I guess, but I doubt you- I mean, this other person will ever, ya know, feel the same way, so I should just
  • Sasuke: Have you said anything?
  • Naruto: Well, no
  • Naruto: But after everything that happened, you- I mean, this person should get it by now, and if y- they don't, that probably means it's one-sided. Right?
  • Sasuke: Maybe
  • Naruto: Oh
  • Sasuke: Unless I -I mean, this 'other person' was thinking the same way as you
  • Naruto: Really? You Were?
  • Sasuke: Were what? I'm talking about this mysterious 'other person' who's apparently prettier than Hyuuga Hinata, which is -mmmphmm!
  • Sasuke: What was that, you moron?
  • Naruto: It's called a kiss, teme.
  • Naruto: Something two people do when they like each other.
  • Sasuke: ...
  • Sasuke: I'm not familiar with the concept.
  • Sasuke: Maybe you should show me again.

anonymous asked:

royai that chimera Riza au

*throws the 3-sentence rule into the sun because no one would understand the context with just three sentences* 

There was something deeply unsettling about the dog’s presence, he had seen moments before it had rushed past him and out of the home. It wasn’t Riza’s from what he could tell. No, the stray she had taken in had been white. This one had fur the color of spun gold, something he had managed to appreciate before it had bolted.

But now, he thought as he slipped on the wet earth and caught himself against a tree, he found himself with more questions than answers. Like what the transmutation circle on the floor represented. It had with it a vague, lethal familiarity, something he couldn’t quite place his finger on. Or where Master Hawkeye’s daughter had been, when he had only found her maddened father, who seemed more concerned about the dog rather than the fact that he had been coughing blood.

His heart stalled when his eyes caught sight of it frantically pacing the riverbed and he took a step forward. A twig snapped beneath it and he winced as it jumped and whirled around, panicked ivory eyes boring into him. Eyes that seemed to hold a familiarity to them. It was then that his stomach lurched and his knees buckled beneath him, sending him crashing to the ground. There was a reason why he recognized the transmutation circle, and why he could not find Riza anywhere. 

The panic in her eyes ebbed once she realized that he had understood and confirmed his horror, as she managed to whimper, “H…help me.”

Adorkable Chuuta Compilation Episode 11

^^^For all you psycopaths out there. I see u.

(DAT ASS)

A great help for what exactly? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

My sis said this sounds dirty…? 

WELL IF YOU SEE IT FROM THAT CONTEXT THIS KINDA SOUNDS LIKE—

“You saved me from a tight spot”

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

re-reading Memnoch the Devil, and the only worthwhile quote to come out of the first five chapters is “sugarcoated mock gentlemen”

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Day and Night

“when in distress, draw a dude in a dress” is what i always say

and man a lot of you have been mentioning me on this post and the first time i saw it i fell in love but before drawing yuuri in that dress i had to find something for viktor and lo and behold i found this on my dash

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favorite moana songs 

  • Me: sees queen Elizabeth is trending
  • Me: hasn't had an emergency news alert from the BBC
  • Me: is confused
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“You were directly involved in bringing down the Empire. You and Artoo. So I don’t know why you’re calling me Master. Why you call anyone Master. Seems like people should call you that.”

“Why…I…I don’t know, sir. Programming, I suppose. All droids must do as they are programmed.”

OF COURSE Poe Dameron cares about the civil rights of droids and respects them as individuals. He’s not going to perpetuate a weird slavery hangover where even heroes of the Galactic Civil War are programmed to scrape and bow to humans and call them ‘master’. 

I wonder if they shipped my ship or not…
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my actual dad 2k17

(he was talking about an amazon order but let’s just appreciate that out of context)

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jess mariano + smiling/laughing (requested by anonymous) 

#i would like to take a moment to acknowledge how difficult it was to find scenes without rory where he was genuinely smiling #she is his sunshine and light #carry on