Why do I always have the OTP that needs to be defended? And I’m not even talking about toxic ships that hit 100% on the “50 Shades of Grey”-scale?
Nope, just two five-feet “tall” cutie pies with a tendency to daydream about romance, and their handsome boyfriends
who fall in love with their selflessness and courage and who are totally in awe of everything their girlfriends do? I wouldn’t have thought that, on tumblr, that this is the kind of ship I need to defend at every point and turn.
"Alphabet Boy" by Melanie Martinez except it's unnecessarily long-winded and wordy
I regret to inform you that I am no longer an infant
Observe as I increase in size
Display my given title upon your cooling device– used to preserve edible items requiring a lowered temperature– by means of children’s play items which represent the letters in a given written language.
You completed an event commonly held in primary schools– used to examine childrens’ knowledge of a given language– with the top rank.
I must, though, question your intelligence in comparison to my own.
It would appear that you are the successor to the ruler of this outdoor recreation area meant for young children.
Compact Homo sapien who takes the name used to identify a given written language.
So I got one of those FitBits for Christmas because my sister and my mother both have one and I guess they ran out of ideas of what to get me because we all know I don’t need one.
Since I’m trying to walk two miles a day, I went ahead and started it up. And I just can’t shake the feeling that I’m in a nonary game and that’s terrifying to me because I cheated my way through almost every ZE puzzle. I couldn’t even do the tutorial puzzle in the first game. How am I going to be a nonary game contestant? The answer is I’m not unless I’m just one of those side characters that does nothing but complain and sometimes drop relevant facts about backstory.
Unless this is my NG code bracelet in which I should probably stay away from monitors.