not at all volleyball

It was White Day and Kuroo told him a pick up line that would 100% work on Akaashi, knowing Akaashi has had a crush on Bokuto since his high school days.

Akaashi thought it was ridiculously bad.

He loved it anyway, since it came from Bokuto’s lips.


[follow up to my Valentine’s picture I did during FAPuary - but with adult!BokuAkas]

            It’s GUTS back from a small Tumblr hiatus with a recycled blog, but a new muse. :^)
            This is KENMA KOZUME from the volleyball manga / anime we all know & love, HAIKYUU !!
            I’m not used to roleplaying canon characters, so if you don’t mind helping me get the hang
            of this shit, then please LIKE / REBLOG so I can check you out. 

LOL OBVIOUSLY THIS IS AN EXAGGERATION 

victor wouldn’t know that much about volleyball, just the basics, so during games he’d shout out all the wrong stuff and he’s also nekoma’s biggest fanboy

yuri’s first time to nekoma’s match and doesn’t know why he’s shouting out all these things when they’re at a volleyball game 

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Haikyuu!! Characters - School Projects
  • Kageyama: Hinata totally puts things like "Hinata is the best!" and "Hinata is the greatest partner!" all over his presentation whilst he isn't looking. The consequences include mass hits in the face with volleyballs.
  • Hinata: Literally uses all the animations on his slideshow and does the sound affects himself.
  • Noya: Will literally set something on fire - he just wants to watch the world burn.
  • Tanaka: makes a presentation on boobs
  • Suga: pERFECT STUDENT A*********. LITERALLY MAKES A PRESENTATION ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING AND A MODEL OF IT THAT INCLUDES SMOKE AND SHIT IT'S REALLY COOL IM SO PROUD OF HIM
  • Daichi: How to take care of children. Step 1, scream.
  • Yamaguchi: He gets stage fright so he literally just starts talking to Tsuki without blinking jesus christ Yams stop it
  • Tsukishima: "all right you stupid fucks, this is the truth about dinosaurs. The Land Before Time? ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT."
  • Oikawa: "haha Iwa-chan get your eyes off me and onto the presentation" talk shit get hit. Oikawa is dead now. Rip.
  • Iwaizumi: "oIKAWA DID YOU SERIOUSLY PUT YOUR NUDES ON THE CASE STUDY SLIDE?!" bc you're supposed to study my ass, Iwa-chan. "YOUR ASS HAS NO VALUE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT."
  • Hanamaki: "and for our next meme we have.. oh shit waddup? Dat boi." cue Mattsun crying in the corner
  • Matsukawa: "I see that all of you really didn't want to watch this because.. you know, I'm a meme. Well, I say.. just DO IT!!111!!"
  • Kenma: "I really like sleeping. Here is my pillow. That is all. Bye."
  • Kuroo: "THIS IS REALLY STRONG ACID SO-" *spills it* "FUCK SO, FCK THE TABLE - THERE IS A HOLE IN THE TABLE"
  • Yaku: someone tell him to speak up I can't hear or see him
  • Lev: "rUSSIA HAS LOTS OF TREES WHICH MEANS U CAN BREATHE LOL SCIENCE"
  • Bokuto: "okay, the Owl Numbers. 1 is 1 hoot, 2 is 2 hoots, 3 is screaming on the top of your lungs until you get a nosebleed. Repeat after me - eeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
  • Akaashi: "this is Bokuto-san's 4th mood. Make sure you have spare pyjamas and popcorn with you when this happens, otherwise you'll no longer have ears."
  • Ushijima: brings in some sort of cow and a bag of literal fertiliser and duMPS IT ALL OVER THE DESKS AND TRIES TO PLANT FUCKIN APPLE TREES WHILST STROKING THIS COW WHO'S CALLED DAISY IM CHYRHIGNI
  • Terushima: shows everyone the tattoo on his butt
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On the sixth day of christmas my true love gave to me

(a) six foot tall russian

five volleyballsfour seijou darlings, three ugly sweaters, two stupid volleybirbs & the greatest brotp


((pls click thru bc bonus is hard to read otherwise ))

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—”Volleyball is a sport of height. It is an absolute that tall players are strong. strengthening each player is a strength, and so is finding a new way to fight. That’s exactly why there are so many different attacks and defenses today. There are truly various kinds of strengths.”

Haikyuu!! S3 Ep. 10 

Hey just a reminder that Haikyuu!! isn’t queerbaiting for the simple reason that Furudate didn’t plan on making it look gay to get more readers.

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On the eighth day of christmas my true love gave to me

eight crows and kitties

seven ushiwakas(a) six foot tall russian, five volleyballs, four seijou darlings, three ugly sweaters, two stupid volleybirbs & the greatest brotp