not all americans i hope

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american horror story x riverdale series | jarchie edition |

pt.7, where the fun begins

promo, pt.1, pt.2, pt.3, pt.4, pt.5, pt.6, pt.7, pt.8pt.9,  pt.10,  pt.11, pt.12, pt.13, pt.14, pt.15,pt.16, pt.17, pt.18, pt.19pt.20, pt.21, pt. 22

anonymous asked:

Draw the Schuyler sisters as cats

Ideally you can tell who’s who

Angelica is an Abyssinian, Eliza is a Ragdoll, and Peggy is an American Shorthair

All I Need is Oxygen (and You) (11532 words) by lululawrence
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: One Direction (Band)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson
Characters: Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Perrie Edwards, Gemma Styles, Anne Cox
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - High School, OT5, Fluff, basically just a lot of fun, Slow Burn, band geek!Harry, Popular!Louis
Summary:

There are only two ways to navigate Bloomfield High School: become popular or make yourself invisible.

With the help of his best mate Niall, Harry’s introduction to high school hadn’t been half bad. Despite being a “bandie” – the lowest of the low in the ancient hierarchy of high school –Harry had somehow managed to survive freshman year relatively unscathed.
So naturally, Harry would have been perfectly happy to resume his position of invisible trombone player number four for the remainder of high school. But one day something drastic happened, something that would change the course of Harry’s entire existence (probably).

It was the last football game of his freshman year, and the band was back in the stands after performing a rousing rendition of Bloomfield’s alma mater during half time. Harry was gracelessly wiping the slobber from the mouthpiece of his trombone when he saw him.

Louis Tomlinson.

Or…a High School AU where Harry is a bandie and Louis is the epitome of cool, so naturally, Harry must find a way to get his attention and win his affections.

It’s time for me to get started with Tumblr.  Well, way past time but it’s finally happening.  You can look forward to a stream of landscape images from Colorado and the American West, all captured on large format film.  I hope you enjoy!

This was from a recent sunrise hike to Dream Lake in Rocky Mountain National Park.  I’ve woken up at 2am countless times to hike here before sunrise, but finally I had the right conditions for a good reflection from the lake outlet.  I hope it makes a good starter image for Tumblr!

If I met someone famous
  • me: hello
  • andrew rannells: hi there
  • me: your name is elder price
  • andrew rannells:

Seventeen are in LA for two weeks. They will have ~42 meals. I’m excited that Josh can experience all the things that he’s missed while being in Korea. Let them visit all the mundane traditional American restaurants like Ihop and Inn n out. Take a trip to walmart just to make hot dogs in their hotel. Probably eat some damn good mexican food. I hope Josh takes them to all the big, common, chain places and also to the little “hidden treasures” he found over the years. I hope that he takes him to all his favorite places that he had to leave behind when he moved. I hope that, just for a while, they don’t feel like celebrities. And that Josh just feels like he’s back home. But this time he gets to share his old life with his brothers and bongbong. 

4th of July Preferences - The Gang

A/N: This is something I wrote for my other blog, but am now transferring it over here! I know I told you guys I wouldn’t post today, but I couldn’t help myself and just scheduled a post for today. I love you all! I hope my American followers have a fantastic 4th of July and the rest of you just have fantastic days! 

Word Count: 207

Warnings: Blowjob mention

Darry: BBQs up some burgers and hot dogs and buys fireworks. He wants a classic 4th of July because his dad always made sure they had one

Two-Bit: Steals fireworks and pretends to give a hot dog a blowjob. Yells “AYE, DALLY, AINT THIS WHAT YOU WANNA DO TO JOHNNYCAKES?”, causing Johnny to blush profusely

Dally: Sits around and eats a burger or two. Stole some fireworks with Two-Bit and plans to launch them when he’s done with his smoke and his Playboy. Also, he punches Two in the gut when Two makes the blowjob remark

Steve: Goofs off with Soda and makes it hard for Darry to BBQ because they’re bugging the crap out of the poor guy with all their messing around

Soda: Goofs off with Steve, but makes him eventually leave Darry alone because he’s grateful that Darry is trying to give them a good 4th of July. Makes a chocolate cake and decorates it with the American flag

Johnny: Hangs around Dally and Pony and scarfs down 12345689 hot dogs and hamburgers cause the boy may be skinny, but he can EAT

Pony: Gets along with Darry for the day. Loves the fireworks and the food and everything because it reminds him of his parents

Person: What are you?

Me: Indian

Person: Ohhhh….Feather or Dot? 

Me:

Me: *Internally* Its 2015, you should know the difference between Native American and Indian. And if you don’t, then you should know that there is a better way to ask this question rather than demeaning both races down to two objects. Two objects that you happen to love to appropriate. “Feather and Dot” mean more to each respective culture, and are not a means of classification for our individual ethnicity. 

i hope all autistics are having a good day. pro dx or self dx.
i hope all aspec people are having a good day, whether you consider yourself lgbt or not, you’re still valid.
i hope all poc are having a good day, including mixed people, all asian people, native americans, aborigines, black people, maoris, etc. all of you. everyone.
i hope all mentally ill people are having a day that isn’t too overwhelming, whether your illness is depression or dissociative identity disorder or schizophrenia – all of you.
i hope all disabled people are having a good day. people who have chronic pain, with prosethetics, who are missing limbs, people who are full time or part time wheelchair users, people who use canes or walkers, every disabled person.
i hope every trans person is having a good day. whether you’re nonbinary, binary, genderfluid, pangender, polygender, bigender, agender, you all deserve a good day.
i hope everyone who is religious is having a good day. whether you’re christian, muslim, jewish, sikh, mormon, wiccans, everyone who follows a religion.
i hope everyone who has some sort of disadvantage in society is having a good day. i love all of you.

Happy B-day America! B-day headcanons :D

America:

  • I hope all you non-Americans (me) are ready because THE RED, WHITE N’ BLUE IS COMING FOR YOU! We’re talking a 4 layered cake, more confetti than humanly possible and every five feet another flag, because ‘MURICA
  • Has the biggest party he can throw. It puts to shame the party he threw last year but that only means he’s an amazing host that knows how to update his celebrating.
  • Everyone he knows is invited, that guy in Starbucks that makes him coffee? Yes, the bartender from that one pub he snuck into? Yes. Even the King of Sweden was invited! Probably because of his awesome hats.
  • The food he has planned out is perfect, he has all things american: Deep fried everything, Bacon, barbecued veggies and meat, ice lollies. You name it and he has a in his cooler or on hold. Except Alcohol, he doesn’t want drunk nations running about and ruining his special day.
  • Don’t be surprised when a 100 man marching band opens the party, he’s got them to play all the traditional american songs and a few modern songs to show he’s up to date with the hits. He might even join the band for a song or two~
  • He has had his cake order on hold since January, he has known exactly what type of cake he wants since his last birthday, and now is the day. A quadruple layer, stripy bottom layer, starry third, criss-cross of white and red second and every state checker top layer…With sparkles
  • Well since America is…America, he’s probably got a pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey thing but it’s not a donkey. It’s England and instead of a tail it’s his eyebrows.
  • Has the Hamilton musical on hold. So just picture it: everyone is having fun, wishing him a happy birthday and then “HOW DOES A RAGTAG VOLUNTEER ARMY IN NEED OF A SHOWER, SOMEHOW DEFEAT A GLOBAL SUPERPOWER?” and then America yelling “TURN UP!” (I love Hamilton way too much XD)
  • Every present he gets he rips open, even if it is fragile. He’s so happy and excited that people are here to celebrate his birthday. They might want to watch out though, we all know he’s really strong and if they give him an amazing present they will be bear hugged!
  • There’s only one rule to join his partying: You must have your face painted with something american. It can be anything, the flag, an eagle, even a small star is good enough. America decided having this flag over his entire face, never before have anyone seen such an American America! Also he’s wearing uncle sam’s outfit so… ‘MURICA!

Happy Forth of July! I hope you all have a great day!