We're the bad guys
CONTEXT: I’m hosting D&D tonight and my party is in an underwater treasure hunt. they broke into an underwater dome and found it to be inhabited by shark people, 2 to be specific. After being discovered they proceed to attack him, then the other shows up shouting in his language (which one character, Davkul, can translate but isn’t at this time). After some fighting and shouting they find out these two are a Gay Selachian (sharkmen) Couple and they broke into their house and attacked them, which they hadn’t figured out just yet.
Sam, our Ranger: Okay I’m gonna stealth forward…and use the hook I steeped on earlier to stab him in the neck.
DM (Me): oh…oh god okay… *audibly worried*
Sam: *Rolls Nat 20* HA! I’m also gonna use both my swords to stab him! *Rolls 19’s*
DM: *whimpers* oh no….they hit….
At this point the second shark came out and started shouting in their language.
Spot, our Rogue who’s obsessed with guns: I’m gonna shoot him! *Roll’s 2 nat 18’s, they hit*
DM: *AUDIBLY UPSET* Davkul, you hear the second Sharkman shout this in his language.
I then proceeded to send him the dialouge privately, this follows.
Selachian 1 (Joe): OH GOD BOB NO!!
Davkul: *Recites lines to party* Oh no, I’m gonna punch him anyway!
DM: …the selachian collapses, unconscious, the second one cries out…
Selachian Joe: WHY!? SHOOTING AND STABBING HIM WASN’T ENOUGH?! TAKE WHAT YOU WANT AND JUST LEAVE ALREADY!!
Davkul (ooc): OH GOD THEY’RE GAY. THEY’RE A GAY COUPLE AREN’T THEY?!
S.Joe: He was making dinner! Why did you do this??
The whole party is in hysterics
Sam: TELL THEM IM SORRY (ooc) I slide them a potion and try to look apologetic…
Davkul: ITS NOT MY FAULT I SWEAR…I DIDN’T KNOW
Spot: WE BROKE INTO THEIR HOUSE AND ATTACKED THEM OH GOD WE’RE THE BAD GUYS