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Behind the scenes of the Red Nose Day Love Actually ‘sequel’ short

British charity Comic Relief is getting the Love Actually band back together for a short film that will revisit the characters from Richard Curtis’ 2003 romantic comedy and see what they’re up to in 2017. The short, Red Nose Day Actually, is being made in support of Comic Relief’s Red Nose Day fundraiser, which airs March 24 on BBC One.

The cast members returning include Hugh GrantKeira Knightley, Colin Firth, Liam Neeson, Bill Nighy, Thomas Brodie-Sangster, Andrew Lincoln, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Martine McCutcheonOlivia Olson and Rowan Atkinson.

If anyone ever tries to tell you that slavery never existed in Canada, they’re lying to your face and are perpetuating myths of Canadian benevolence and US-Canada contrasts. They’re ignoring over 200 years of enslavement, and the recorded 2,683 Indigenous slaves, mainly from the Pawnee Nation, and the recorded 1,443 Black slaves that occupied New France ALONE before the Conquest by the British. By the way, the entire population of New France back then was apx. 60,000, and the enslaved population made up 4,200 of those.

(So if French Canadians tell you that slavery appeared with the British Conquest, in actuality the British took steps to make it easier for people to own slaves through Article XLVII of the Articles of Capitulation, that many French settlers at that time took advantage of.)

Slaves were held by fur trading post officers, colonial officials, members of the military, Jesuits, Roman Catholic Churches, Baptist Churches, 50% of the later Quebec Parliament, and the common people who often went into debt to have the status symbol of owning a slave.

In 1781, the island of St. John (now P.E.I) passed a law that legalized slavery and paid a 40 shilling bonus for every Black slave brought into the province. In 1790, the Imperial Statute allowed British Loyalists from the states to bring in slaves to the whole country without tax. The same went for the cutlery, furniture, and farm tools they brought with them.

People will try to tell you that Indigenous people owned slaves as well. They kept prisoners of war and exchanged people to pay off debts and replace war-dead, but they were never dehumanized like slaves under European slavery. The two systems are not the same and aren’t even remotely interchangeable.

Slaves weren’t treated like members of the family or like well-loved butlers. They were subject to the same treatment endured by slaves in the 13 colonies. Ownership was justified in similar ways as well: using the Labour Supply argument, where white workers were “too costly” to hire and Black slaves were sometimes said to be “too expensive to import from the French Caribbean.” (They were sold here anyways.) This explains the higher amount of Indigenous slaves.

It also means that Black people have been in Canada for as long as whites; the first recorded slave in Canada showed up in 1629. He was from either Madagascar or Guinea.

People will cite Canada’s lack of a Code Noir as proof of a lack of slavery. Just because we didn’t have a specific document to regulate it doesn’t mean it didn’t exist. It did. There are newspaper advertisements in such papers as the Montreal Gazette for runaway slaves and slaves that were up for sale.

The life expectancy of a slave in Canada was 17 years old. The 1790 Act to Limit Slavery pushed by John Simcoe said that slaves born after 1790 would be freed at age 25. See how that doesn’t work?

But most importantly, people will try to tell you that slaves didn’t resist. They did. They launched legal protests and challenges, but were opposed by Judicial members who owned slaves themselves.

Well-known Canadian figures who owned slaves include but aren’t limited to:

James McGill of McGill University fame, Joseph Brant, Sir John Johnson, and William Jarvis.

Modern historians and scholars have tried to deny this. A historian who tried to tell the true story was Professor Marcel Trudel, who wrote “Canada’s Forgotten Slaves: 200 Years of Bondage” in the 1960’s. He was shunned by the academic community, relocated to Ottawa University from his previous chair, and was personally asked by Quebec politicians to stay quiet about the matter because he revealed that slavery existed in New France before the British - destroying the idea of French Canadian moral superiority in that regard. He died in 2011, and his book which so many tried to discredit but so many never could, was only translated into English in 2013.

Slavery existed in Canada. Don’t let anyone tell you differently.


YES GUYS!!! We did it!!!! I get to take my baby ( @orangeeyedangel ) with me when I move out!!!

Thank you all so so much, without my friends and followers and random tumblr users, I wouldn’t have been able to do this! 10k notes overnight…jeez.

Special thanks to @mostlycatsmostly @baby-gloom @flawlessblowjob @cherubt @ethereal-fangirl @whatisthisthingcalledlife @spaceandgrace @snugglinflannelbrothers @queerquadrants and @angst-club for all your support!

As a joke I suggested to Marvel that I should go to a high school undercover, and it was completely a joke and Marvel took it completely seriously…I guess they didn’t get my British sarcasm. So the next thing I knew I had a backpack with a pencil case on my way to Bronx School of Science — I had one funny experience, I was sat at the back of a classroom next to quite a pretty girl, and eventually she was like, “So dude what’s your deal, man?” And I was like, “Do you want to know my secret? I’m actually Spider-Man.” And she was like, “Dude, you’re nuts, man. You are nuts.” I was like, “No, seriously, I’m actually an actor, I’m British and I’m playing Spider-Man.” And she didn’t believe me.

  • Sam: Everybody shut up *picks up phone* Hey mum
  • Hannah: HIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!
  • Beth: Come back to bed
  • Mike and Jess: *various sex noises*
  • Matt: tell her I said hi
  • Josh: Aye! Pass the weed!
  • Emily: *blasting out curse words*
  • Chris and Ash: PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!!

It’s officially one year since the BONCAS!!! 

I seriously can’t believe that it’s been a year since this:

Originally posted by wibbleywobblytimeywimeyme

Unpopular opinion:

If there was a Carry On movie the actors should be undiscovered, actually teenagers, British and have the correct ethnicities. No white-washing.

Not some adult actor from America, that won’t give a shit about the movie, just because you consider them hot 🤷