yeah I’m ofjimkirk and poly relationship bonesjimjoss was the best thing i ever did apart from pastel punk jim and then sub jim because hOLY HELL
bc honestly, why have a love triangle when u can have a threesome??
Imagine King Leonard and Queen Jocelyn hiring new stablehand Jim Kirk from the village attached to their castle, an adopted son of one of the guards that work closely with Leonard’s security who had assured that Jim had experience with handling horses and with kids, and Len and Joss mutually agree with his hiring and Jim is brought in the next day and it turns out little Princess Joanna loves him entirely, from the tips of his blond blond hair to his work boots and Jim loves Jo from the very moment he saw her.
Len and Joss go through a bit of a rough patch, but they haven’t been together this long and ruled a kingdom without having a bit of healthy communication and come to realize they’re both attracted to this beautiful stablehand who looks a little bit lost whenever he thinks somebody isn’t looking.
it takes several months of careful courting, and plans that have been thought of long and hard and it cultivates in Jim, all pink and flushed whenever he so much as looks at Len and Joss, being summonded to their private rooms where there is a small dinner set out, and Jim just has to choose the strawberries;
Len letting out a strangled noise in the back of his throat as Joss clears her throat when Jim bites into the strawberry, red juices staining his lips and dripping slightly down his chin and they would have thought that Jim didn’t have any idea of the effect he had on them until they saw the little wicked glint in his electric blue eyes as he sinks down to his knees and shuffles beneath the table, hidden by the table cloth, all flushed cheeks and heavy lidded coy eyes as he touches Joss’ delicate ankle in her stilettos, pressing a kiss to her knee as she gasps, her fingers tightening in his golden blond hair and Len throatily asks whether Jim is ‘gonna be our good boy, ain’t you, darlin’? all ours, pretty baby,” as he shows just how much he appreciates Len’s and Joss’ appreciation and just how much he’s come to love them both during their careful courting of him