not a video game player

video game: hey, do this messed up thing

player: okay, sure

video game: that was a pretty messed up thing to do, wasn’t it? maybe you should think about that

player: this video game is shit and trying to guilt me for progressing. how dare a piece of art attempt to evoke a feeling in me that isn’t passive enjoyment

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thank you 3 for having us in for the early Q and A, you were hilarious as ever and you mean the world to us all ^~^

also I can’t believe I was sat right in front of Brandon Turner, holy crap that dude is awesome omg

@therealjacksepticeye

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Player three has awkwardly entered the game.

2 Types of each of the Zodiac Signs

ARIES 

Type 1: Blue eyes, blonde hair, tall, thick, athletic build, sharp facial features, generous and kind, but when they get angry it’s absolutely terrifying, loves Mexican food, anything with lots of spices

Type 2: Brown hair, hazel to brown eyes, most likely an Aries-Taurus cusp, awkward, anxious, shy, but very impulsive and quick-tempered

***Aries is prone to migraines***

TAURUS

Type 1: Loud, stubborn, hilarious, tv show and video game obsessed, most likely a class clown, short, loves to spoil their friends, has a vice of some sort (drinking, smoking, sex, food, etc)

Type 2: Quiet but very weird and eccentric around close friends, intelligent, musically inclined, bright eyes, sensitive skin, does not usually listen to advice given, determined to achieve, loves anything related to the arts (music, poetry, books, art)

***Taurus is prone to over indulging in food***

GEMINI:

Type 1: Bubbly, talkative, huge smile, obsessed with nature and animals, hobbies include hiking, swimming, and constantly traveling, great fashion sense, sparkling eyes, average to tall in height, slim build

Type 2: laid-back style, down to earth, casual to hippie fashion, also obsessed with nature, knowledgeable about plants and trees, calm, open minded, thick hair, average build

***Gemini is prone to asthma, infections, and the flu***

CANCER:

Type 1: dainty, small frame, soft hair, sweet and shy, love for psychology and true crime, temperamental at times, short

Type 2: round features, thick and dark hair, usually average height, gregarious, emotional, movie obsessed, probably owns lots of perfumes and lotions

***Cancer is prone to stomach problems***

LEO:

Type 1: Strong features, wide forehead, thick hair, explosive, boastful, loud, excitable

Type 2: Thin hair, light colored eyes (light blue, light brown, etc), protective, family oriented, spiritual, moral, modest, can be terrifying when angry

***Leo is prone to heart problems and back pain***

VIRGO:

Type 1: Thick hair, blue or hazel eyes(where appropriate, if you don’t have this eye color it’s ok this is just a common theme in type 1), practical, serious, does not like attention, prone to OCD or ADHD, critical, anxious and irritable, intelligent, neat, close group of friends, sensitive skin, prone to hives, lupus, etc

Type 2: Hypochondriac, preppy in appearance, refined taste, intellectual, slim build, bookworm, probably obsessed with YouTube and blogging sites

***Virgo is prone to mental health issues and problems with the intestines***

LIBRA:

Type 1: Average to thick in weight, usually tall, thick, long hair, bright eyes with a “knowing” stare, straightforward, generous, friendly, passionate about music and writing, mature

Type 2: Calm, charming, tan or dark skin, tall, slender build, very few serious relationships throughout life, deemed a player, love of sports, video games, introvert

***Libra is prone to weight gain and problems with the kidneys or bladder***

SCORPIO:

Type 1: Impulsive, secretive, unpredictable, always smells like perfume or cologne, tall, straight to wavy hair, philosophical, “extra”, few close friends, great sense of humor, talented 

Type 2: Serious stare, average to tall, loves music, a huge movie critic, possessive, close to family, wide shoulders, strong

***Scorpio is prone to digestive issues, problems with reproductive organs, and constipation***

SAGITTARIUS:

Type 1: Tall, athletic build, popular, loves sports (including dancing and cheerleading), charismatic, smart, adventurous, hilarious, noncommittal, probably a “player”, but usually settles down later in life, overindulgence, can be an asshole tbh

Type 2: Short, average to thick build, love of music, art, animals, and traveling, optimistic, bubbly, philosophical, strong legs, jovial, expressive, short fuse, probably owns lots of pets or wants to

***Sagittarius is prone to liver and thigh issues, including high blood pressure, sciatica and torn ligaments (to name a few)***

CAPRICORN:

Type 1: Slender, bony, deep-set serious eyes, usually long hair, down to earth, home-body, family oriented, either loves or hates reading (no in between), intelligent, doesn’t normally express their feelings

Type 2: Average-thick build, tends to be bossy, mature, stern, ordinary, long term goals, possibly will become a doctor, teacher, or scientist, hardworking, generous, actually really funny

***Capricorn is prone to skin conditions, arthritis, and weight issues***

AQUARIUS:

Type 1: dark and thick hair, slender, unique, possibly deemed “weird” to others,unusual style, interested in the field of music, acting, etc., personality stands out

Type 2: Serious, mature, casual style, eccentric, odd interests, blue eyes, short in height, sparkling with life

***Aquarius tends to be prone to epilepsy, neurologic disorders, bad falls possibly injuring feet or ankles, and brain tumors***

PISCES:

Type 1: Short-average height, hypnotic usually very big and bold eyes, quiet but not shy, loves music, philosophical, passionate, hardworking, considers their friends as their family, poetic, stern voice

Type 2: Plump, average height, benevolent, mysterious, golden heart with a bad temper, almost impossible to “read”

***Pisces is prone to colds, bronchitis, sensitivity to temperatures, and issues related to the feet***

***IF YOU RELATE TO BOTH, YOU PROBABLY HAVE MORE OF THE SIGN IN YOUR NATAL CHART (google it)***

***Friendly reminder that I offer tarot and astrology readings from only $1-$15! Message me for details!! ~Luminatress***

summary of bmc songs

More Than Survive: guy says hes not the who the story’s about yet he sings the entire opening number

I Love Play Rehearsal: beautiful angel what a gal 10/10

The Squip Song: ITS FROM JAPAAAAAAAAAAN

Two Player Game: two bros playing a video game, five feet apart cause they’re not gay (they are gay)

The Squip Enters: the boy’s are back in town and are here to ruin everything

Be More Chill pt.1: all it takes to be popular is a few minor adjustments!***

Do You Wanna Ride?: help i’m uncomfortable

Be More Chill pt.2: ***and also hating yourself and degrading yourself to the point of no return

More Than Survive Reprise: is that a trumpet or the sound of abandoning friendships? the answer is both

A Guy That i’d Kinda be Into: the friendzone song

Upgrade: JEREMY HOW COULD YOU

Halloween: the scariest thing about this song is the teenage irresponsibility

Do You Wanna Hang: help i’m uncomfortable the sequel: betraying your best  friend

Michael in the bathroom: i’m not crying there is just weed in my eyes

The Smartphone Hour: a good wholesome song about profiting from your friends tragedy

The Pitiful Children: RAB BAP BEEP BOOP

The Pants Song: dad upgrade ft. best friend pining

The Play: wildest performance yet 10/10 deserves a tony

Voices in my Head: there are voices in jeremy’s head and tears in my eyes

https://kotaku.com/ea-shuts-down-visceral-games-1819623990?IR=T

EA shuts down Visceral games. The Star Wars game they were working on, Code name ragtag, has been transferred to another studio. Essentially canceled. Ragtag was a single player linear game, rumored to be a combination of Jedi Knight and Assassin’s Creed.  The assets will be transferred to a multiplayer game as a service.

EA has been in business for 35 years and got its start making games for the Apple 2 and the Atari 8 bit line of computers and game systems.  Visceral games is the 28th EA studio closed.

Concept: the next Fallout game just rips off the exact plot of I Want My Hat Back. No family drama, no existential threats, no automatic entanglement in wasteland politics - you’re just some asshole who really loves their hat. It goes missing one day, and you’ll do anything to get it back.