not a total shit show at all

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So remember that sequel to “Unexpected” I promised?

I got a shit ton of work done on it while I was in the hospital in November (since they refused us access to internet, all the books were gross romance novels, and, being the youngest in the program by a good 15 years, I had no say in what was on TV). I finally found the journal I kept during my stay and figured I’d show off a couple of pages.

I got 15 total pages done on it, all in all. A lot of that was due to mistakes, because we weren’t allowed to have erasers. Ah well. It kinda shows off my writing process better this way. ^^

(Zoom in if you wanna read what I’ve got! My handwriting is horrible but otherwise the pictures should be clear.)

Victor: *does something extremely romantic and intimate with Yuri, kisses him, helps him become more confident, treats him like a prince and Yuri says that he loves him several times included on a live broadcast*

Random people: Woah, no, Victor is clearly just a friend and is totally straight for Yuri! iT’S BROMANCE! IT’S NOT EVEN LABELED AS YAOI! ALL OF IT IS PURE FANSERVICE CAN’T YOU SEE? THey didn’t even show the kiss!

Sara: *compliments Yuri like a normal polite human being*

Same people: OH MY GOD!!! hOLY SHIT!!! SARA X YURI! THEY’RE TOTALLY IN LOVE! SHE’S TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH HIM! OMG SEE HOW SHE SAYS… *holds breath* “HI”??? HOLY FUCK

Me:

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

Can we talk about how Kubo-sensei already said that she’s done with heterosexual romance stories because there’s a lot of it? How Yuri just says that he isn’t familiar with any of the skaters there? Or how Sara is worried of her brother being too clingy to her and not skating properly without her presence? Can we?  Thanks.

things my friend’s new boyfriend said about her the first time i ever met him
  • “i am an old man lost [deep sigh] in the sea of love.” (he is 21)
  • (she shows off a new dress she just bought that is covered in butterflies and is prancing around the apartment) “i never thought i could like butterflies so much in my life. can i…can i please give you a kiss on the cheek? please?” (kisses her on the cheek with a resounding MWAH sound) “magnificent.”
  • “three years in texas? too much.” (emphatically points to her) “the fourth year? totally worth it.”
  • “so, i hate social media, like getting caught up in these filtered lives and shit, but with her? i just wanna take pictures of her all the time, man, and post them all over the place.”
  • he also kept whispering “oh my god” and “wow” under his breath while staring at her while she was talking to me about random stuff
ok, this has been on my mind like all day

i wanted to talk about just how god damn gay Keith was in the episode Taking Flight

“Oh come on!” *jabs sleeping chamber impatiently*

not even a minute in and we get Keith being impatient af to make sure Lance is ok

tfw you get scolded for being worried about your boyfriend

look at how happy Keith is to see Lance is awake and ok!! he isn’t just smiling, he’s grinning

…and then Lance is bein’ a flirty little shit again towards Allura and Keith is just “wow ok”

“WE HAD A BONDING MOMENT. I CRADLED YOU IN MY ARMS!” The Gay has been Betrayed.

and then we have Lance being all flirty towards Nyma

“wow ok”

and then there’s the discovery that was made today where Keith was totally checking Rolo out like jesus christ Keith your gay has been showing this entire god damn episode

also, gotta love the use of colors here too. Bi flag colors and fucking rainbows reflecting off the water

kEITH PLEASE, LOOK AT HIS FACE… HE’S SO DISAPPOINTED THE HOT ALIEN TRICKED THEM AND HUNK KEEPS RUBBING IT IN

“OKAY WE GET IT”

also “this kid can flat out fly”  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Keith is Lance’s knight in shining armor as he effortlessly gets the shitlord’s lion back. and then proceeds to fUCKING FLIRT WITH LANCE LIKE “OH WHAT? SORRY YOU’RE CUTTING OUT I CAN’T HEAR YOU HAHA LOL”

“oh come on i thought we bonded!”

also, look closely at this picture. notice how the black, yellow, and green lions are present by Rolo and Nyma’s ship? where did the red lion go? despite being a little shit, Keith still left to go get Lance because Lance asked Keith to come unchain him and i think that’s the cutest thing.

also lets not forget the fucking rainbows because there they are again in this picture.

tbh this is probably my favorite episode it was great and very gay A+++

This is one of my absolute favourite shots of the Krew in the whole show because it just proves how fucking dorky they all are. They totally choreographed this whole thing, waiting for Korra to sass Tarrlok until he storms off and then march into frame like her merry men and strike a pose, perfectly framed behind their commander and chief.

I could watch a whole book of the krew just doing this sort of dorky shit.

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Female characters from TV/Animation DC Universe

+ bonus (for lack of space and also I did this at 6am and kinda forgot them)

u guys………… i cant beLIEVE i havent told u before…..in norway we had this show that ran on actual national television………..about this grade school teacher who got bored and dressed up (bADLY) as a teenage girl and called himself………… HANNA FROM TANA and he got world famous and it was the norwegian parody of hannah montana buT LIKE IT WAS AN ACTUAL SHOW ON A REAL CHANNEL I WISH I WAS KIDDING BUT LIKE

@fuckyeahnorwegian guys…….help me out here…..

Those spoilers for the shit show season 4 are total shit. Why? Let’s assume they are true, although I’m sure they aren’t. Let’s even assume they talk about Lexa all season, how wonderful she was and how much Clarke loved and still loves her. Let’s get crazier and imagine Clarke saying “I love and miss Lexa” every episode. Does that mean anything? In the shit show Lexa is dead. Dead. No declaration, no ode ever will resurrect her in the shit show. Even worse, she died with no meaning, no purpose, no dignity. And everything they did after her death in that shit show disrespected her and erased her legacy. Sky people marched on her throne room and on her bedroom. Ontari and ALIE sit on her throne. Ontari raped Murphy on her bed. The nightbloods got killed. Her fighting skills were denied by Luna. Even her lover, Clarke, said that Lexa was an AI, practically doubting her humanity. They disrespected her body, her soul and her legacy. How can anyone fall for these shit spoilers after all this?

“go watch another show with real representation” b*nch WHERE

oitnb? killed a black lesbian. the 100? killed a bisexual girl. person of interest? killed a wlw. skins? killed a lesbian. faking it? cancelled. glee? total shit. sense8? sure, cute, good but it has violent homophobia and transphobia too. steven universe? main lesbian literally never stops pining, other lesbians don’t interact they just are. hannibal? are you fucking kidding me???? 

like where is this iconic representation you speak of, where is the beautiful show with brilliant actors and millions of dollars behind it with iconic, well-recognized and beloved characters who are three-dimensional flawed human beings that aren’t actually fucking evil who canonically display gay-coding and same-gender attraction and aren’t fucking miserable all the damn time?!? GOD!!! that was never too much to ask! 

it was never too much to ask someone not to write in all that fucking subtext if they were never going to do it, if they were never going to pull the trigger on real gay characters who are open about it. they could have written a good show that i would have ditched in early 2014 to move onto better things and we’d all be okay but they had to do this! where is our representation? where?! 

height differences + tickling

with person A being shorter than B…

  • A wearing B’s clothing but B can easily slide their fingers up whatever shirt A has on cause it’s loose enough
  • A being at the perfect height to easily dig their hands into B’s underarms
  • B being strong enough to pin A down and A having to bear through every tickle attack
  • B resting their chin on A’s head, but having to stop cause A’s hair tickles too much
  • B picking A up from under their arms and A flailing around in midair cause holy shit it tickles but they can’t escape without falling
  • one of them complaining about their height and the other tickling them to shut them up
  • A surprising B by showing them that despite being small, they can totally crush them in tickle fights
  • big spoon B completely encasing A in their limbs, effectively trapping them while their fingers spider all along A’s sensitive spots
  • A effortlessly shoving their head under B’s shirt and giving them raspberries without having to bend over
  • B poking A in the tummy whenever A reaches up for something 
  • B holding something over A’s head and A grabbing B’s vulnerable midriff in annoyance
  • B being a huge teaser and cooing about how cute and fun sized A is while tickling them
  • A being too short to kiss B, therefore settling with pressing tickly kisses onto B’s neck

(*´∀`*)

Signs as KPOP idols

Aries - The lead dancer and helps choreograph. Very 4D and memorises all the latest girl group dances.

Taurus - The visual rapper and the one in charge of keeping their image up. Very charming, but has no image off camera.

Gemini - The rapper who writes their own lyrics. The moodmaker who is great at variety shows and pumping crowds.

Cancer - The soulful vocal, and most likely to go solo with a ballad. Easily a fan favorite for their sweet nature.

Leo - The responsible leader and strong vocal. They always remember to thank the fans first and are very ambitious.

Virgo - The sweet, clear vocal with 0 dance skills. They made the biggest transformation since pre-debut and work the hardest.

Libra - The lil’ shit maknae. Probably a triple threat and knows it. Is friends with all idols and hosts a radio show.

Scorpio - The dancer-rapper in charge of fanservice. Have a strong sexy stage presence, but are totally different off camera.

Saggitarius - The cute member and team vitamin. Likely a dancer, and in charge of aegyo and has an airheaded image.

Capricorn - The chill rapper who doesn’t give a shit. Also the most likely to get in a scandal, but the first to apologize for it.

Aquarius - The vocal with a unique, recognizeable voice. Are very quiet at debut but slowly turn into the loudest member over time.

Pisces - The “mother” member who has no real musical role in the group. Most likely to become a meme in the KPOP world.

anonymous asked:

Do you think, if they survive the second apocalypse and the end of the show, that Clarke and Bellamy could ever have a family? How do you see each of them handling parenthood?

This has been sitting in my inbox forever, mostly because parenting and to have/to not have kids is a topic that risks alienating people and it is so difficult to talk about without someone feeling like you’re shitting on their choices and I have not had the brainpower recently to navigate it. However, @wellamyblake‘s awesomely morose headcanon on this subject (I loved it. I cried. I loved it some more and then yearned for fluff) has inspired me to put digit to keyboard at last.

This may border on fluff. You have been warned, but WE ALL NEED HAPPINESS RIGHT.

Disclaimers out the way first, because this stuff is important.  Women in all walks of life face so much pressure to have kids and it annoys me immensely that happy story endings for ladies almost always involve children somehow, even if a female protagonist has repeatedly said she doesn’t want to procreate (I’m looking at you Suzanne Collins). THAT SAID, it also annoys me immensely that parenting is repeatedly shat on as a lesser (i.e. feminine) choice more generally, as in bringing up other humans could not possibly compare to the Very Important Man Jobs that also make the world go round, and I wish that parenting and its associated joys and terrors were tackled more frequently in the media more generally.

You see the minefield we’re dealing with here.  (Sidebar: my feminism is undoubtedly not what you were after with this ask but I offer no apologies for delving into it.  THIS STUFF MATTERS.)

So what follows is just my read of Bellamy and Clarke and my own personal headcanon – no more valid than anyone else’s – and is inevitably coloured by my own experience as a parent.

OK, so the question at hand. Could I see Bellarke family? The short answer is YES PLZ, because my beautiful space babies have been through so much and I would dearly, dearly love for them to have a shot at family life after everything they’ve been through, and to reap the rewards thereof. Not actually in-show, mind you (JASON NO), but this is what my headcanon looks like.

I’m going to reference MJ throughout because her headcanon was so beautifully put together and I super agree with lots of it. Bellarke’s legacy will absolutely be cemented in the lives they’ve saved over and over again and I don’t think Bellarke kids would be relevant to their legacy per se. So too, Bellarke’s legacy will exist in the found family they have amongst the delinquents.

But honestly, I think that having a family would be something selfish, just for them and just about them as a couple, and that’s what I like about it so much after all the sacrifices they’ve made for their people.

Let’s rewind for a second. Why would Bellamy and Clarke even want kids?  Well so much of it for me is bound up in their respective childhoods. Bellamy’s family life was clearly very important to him.  He loves his sister. He loved his mother very much too. It is this love from which he derived so much of his strength in impossible conditions in the Ark, and later on the ground. In fact, Bellamy is basically made of familial love – the love for his actual family, his love for his found family, and his love for the various waifs and strays he picks up on the way (Charlotte and, *cough* Riley).  How awesome would it be for him to have a family on his own terms?  A family which he chose to have (rather than foisted upon him), with the woman he loves? The thought of it warms my tired, grizzled heart to a veritable furnace.

Need I mention this:

Originally posted by stiles-lydia

Clarke’s situation is slightly more complex, as biologically she would bear the initial brunt of parenthood, and let’s face it, Clarke is a person with Shit To Do. But in my headcanon, Clarke is tired of saving the world, ready to try something different even if it’s just for a little while, and take on a challenge of a different nature. And my girl NEVER shies away from a challenge if it’s something she wants. I get the impression that Clarke’s childhood was relatively happy, and I think Clarke, like many people, would like to recreate that childhood happiness for someone else with someone she loves.

Also this

Originally posted by alexmaggie

And just, drawing from my own experience, having a family together is about building a life together, and while achieving that through kids is not the right thing for everybody, I think Bellamy and Clarke’s depleted family connections and unique situation would drive them to create something new in their own image.

Now, MJ made the absolutely valid point that Bellamy and Clarke wouldn’t feel worthy of passing on their legacy via the gene pool, having had  hand in circa 1,600 deaths between them. This is 100% fair, but one thing about being a parent is this: you want better for your children than you had for yourself.  You want your children to be BETTER THAN YOU. You want to pass on the wisdom gained from the mistakes you’ve made so that they don’t make them.  And Bellamy and Clarke, who have made so many mistakes and had the courage to face them all, would have more than a little invested in passing on their wisdom to a second generation of Skaikru.

As for how they’d handle it. Well parenthood is and always has been about sacrifice, but (where it is a choice) it is also a selfish thing too – about bringing life into the world partly for your own benefit. And who knows more about sacrifice, or deserves more selfish pleasure than Bellarke? What’s more it has always struck me that Bellamy and Clarke are both naturally very affectionate people.  They enjoy lavishing love and affection on people and receiving in return. Again, own family, own terms.

And most importantly, Bellamy and Clarke have each other. They are a team. Bellamy may struggle with letting his impulses get the better of him, or expressing himself; Clarke may struggle with relating to those she loves, but between them they’ll muddle through because they always have and they always will.

(Before embarking on yet another sacrificial journey though, both Bellamy and Clarke deserve a long, long rest of several years, just them, spending lots of time together lounging in long grass, swimming in lakes and screwing in caves. Just have a look at the fanfic, OK? It’s all there.)

I warned you about the fluff. Now I’m embarrassed and I’m going to shove my face in a cushion until you all go away and stop looking at me.

Racism is so endemic online that anyone demanding proof is probably your enemy. They’re pissing in your face and demanding you prove water is wet before complaining, showing total contempt for you and obvious facts. There are countless examples. Relative underdog Hearthstone player TerrenceM played some spectacular games at Dreamhack Austin last year, scoring second place in the Hearthstone tournament. He’s also black. That really shouldn’t be relevant, but you already know what happened next. The tournament’s Twitch chat channel was flooded with more shit than the Aegean stables.

The stream was overloaded with so much racist abuse that even dedicated moderators simply couldn’t keep it all out. This wasn’t part-time moderation like a forum, or deliberate refusal to moderate like Twitter (it turns out a million actual Nazis still count as another million ad views). This was full-time employees immediately deleting racist hate as soon as it appeared, and they simply couldn’t keep up. Racist assholes accused TerrenceM of stealing everything from his own computer to the post-tournament interviewer’s wallet. There were more N-words than the second half of a dictionary, more primate references than a history of evolution, and everyone involved was asking for a mulligan on any good karma that they’d ever received in their lives.

The 7 Most WTF Scandals In eSports History

Teenage overwatch AU
  • Tracer: the poster girl, the cheery girl that is always making everyone smile. Always knows the right amount to help but not enough to make you feel stupid. She invites people out jogging all the time, no one ever shows up to her races though because theyre all terrified of her girlfriend
  • Lucio: the musical one, always got his earphones in. Buys really expensive musical equipment and somehow never needs money. His grades have gone to shit but he's been picked up by a some musical college (lucky bastard)
  • D.va: pro gamer and rich daddy, aces school despite skipping tons of classes. Spends entire weekends in her room with Lucio. Are they dating? No they just really like eachother... It's totally platonic... Mostly
  • Junkrat: fucking mess off a human being. Lives mostly off of stolen food but trust me, he's not short of stolen money. Works as an auto-mechanic for fun with Roadhog. No one's knows what Symmetra see's in him.
  • Symmetra: Moved here from afar and has her own apartment. Basically a kid mastermind who dreams of being an architect. No one knows where exactly she came from but she receives money to study abroad. Junkrat is asked to wash himself before he's allowed to enter her apartment every day. Very clean and neat anD NO THAT ISNT A HICKEY ON HER NECK!! DONT LOOK!!
  • McCree: orphaned from a young age and recently adopted by the Amari family. Rides an obnoxious chopper motorcycle everywhere. He gets along amazing with everyone who doesn't try to threaten his little sister. What about his mom? Trust me, she can defend herself.
  • Pharah: Military daughter. Mom's almost always out so basically raised herself. Stong and independent from a very young age and wasn't sure about adopting an older brother till she met him. Now they're inseparable. Secretary crushes over Genji's girlfriend.
  • Hanzo: one of the son's of the Shimada family. Probably the shadiest of family as well. Really good at school though and leads the photography club. He's also pretty fucking good at it so no one complains. No one's knows much about him, well... Except his secret boyfriend.
  • Genji: The better known son of the Shimada family. Majors in athletics and teaches the other kids parkour in his free time. People are starting to suspect he isn't human with how good he is. He can be a little violent but Mercy keeps him in check and she is the light of his life. They talk for hours everyday. Double dates with Tracer and Widowmaker are often scheduled.
  • Mercy: This girl has her life in check! She's doing well in school, always seems to be organised and also dates one if the hottest guys in the athletics group. Everyone envies her but they all know how hard she works so no one is jealous. Everyone assumes she is super innocent but they couldn't be more wrong. There is mass panic whenever she talks about her sex life with her friends.
  • Zarya: strongest, gayest, and scariest woman around. Scares off grown men and women with her looks. Training for the whatever competition is next. She's either in the gym or helping out her "friend" Mei with some resurch. She keeps denying it but there's absolutely something going on there. Meanwhile Mei never comes outside so no one has really seen her but they've seen pictures. How can someone as big as Zarya date someone so small!!?
  • Widowmaker: French. Hot. Terrifying. She always wears super tight clothing (party on tracers request). Everyone is scared of her. Once she opens up to someone she will do whatever they ask as long as they keep a secret for her. No one's knows what the secret is because everyone is too afraid to tell. With murder anyone who threatens her friends, but she doesn't have many. The only people she really trusts and Mercy Tracer and Genji. And judging by some of the sounds that come out of her room over the weekend, she must really REALLY trust Tracer.

Do y'all remember when you bullied msrafterdark off of tumblr because of something she supposedly said…but that was okay, right?

Or how about that time SJ (beyondtherealmofscience7) left and everyone started attacking her behind her back and talked shit about her character…but that was okay, right?

Or how about the time you attacked Gillovnyphile for a medical license that was probably altered…but that was okay, right?

Or…what about when you attacked & bullied (and for some reason still seem to talk about) ill-show-you-later just because they claimed to have a “source” and their beliefs didn’t align with yours…but that was okay, right?

Or when someone decided to attack justholdinghandsok on one of her posts and added SCREENSHOTS of her previous posts to prove their point…but that was totally okay, right?

Or how someone decided to be immature and shit all over a post made by campaignofmisinformation just because it didn’t match their “ship” and they felt the need to scroll her blog (and it was a lot of scrolling) to find that particular post…but that was totally okay, right? 

Wait, let’s not forget about those times that I received a bunch of hate and had other blogs talking MASSIVE amounts of shit about me for multiple reasons (how I was able to go to the X-Files premiere, or how I knew Bricks name before anyone else or when Gillian tweeted one of my posts)…but that was all  totally okay, right??

It’s not okay. It’s not okay that people bully and attack other people.  It’s not okay that it’s done by certain people who then complain when the same shit is done right back to them.  Some people on here are malicious and disgusting and have this idea in their head that they seem to be better than everyone else…when they’re not.  We’re all human beings.

I keep saying that the world outside is very shitty right now, Tumblr and this fandom should be a place where we get to celebrate our love for two amazing characters and the actors who play them.

anonymous asked:

ALEXANDER LIGHWOOD IS THE SWEETEST BADASS SHADOWHUNTER EVER. And a terrible liar. It's so obvious he missed on purpose, those little voices and the can't win them all... I bet he tought he was smooth xD And I'm unable to process how MAGNUS BANE THE GORGEOUS little shit played him. The way Magnus pouting after Alec's show off, then he casually playing like a pro, while being flirty and damn sexy. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. ps. Alec is sooo whipped, Magnus got him with that look. I CAN'T. I'M DEAD. SORRY

LISTEN. I can’t possibly say this any better, but yes he totally thought he was being a gentleman because he couldn’t stand to make Magnus sad. I. Love. Him. So. Much. He’s is the biggest softie and is the most caring, loving person ever. And as much as Alec is fucked because of how amazing Magnus is (and let’s face it that hustle shit was probably the single sexiest thing he’s ever done) Magnus is fucked as well. No one is going to love Magnus as surely, honestly or as completely as pure, straight-forward, all or nothing Alexander Lightwood. It’s going to take Magnus’s breath away. Just you wait. In time, Alec is going to walk through fire to keep that pout off of Magnus Bane’s face.

And as for them flirting… I just- they are both so equally matched in intellect and ambition. And their flirting is just on ANOTHER LEVEL. They are going to destroy each other. Their sexual tension cuts through that room like nothing else. Their love is going to change the world.

it’s actually super shitty that all of kara’s male friends give her ultimatums when it comes to their feelings for her and make her sad for NO REASON and we have to see that shit every season smh

like I know lena would be so the opposite if she started feeling something for kara she’d tell her straight up “kara I really really like you and I know you don’t feel that way for me but that’s totally okay because I value your friendship so much that I want us to keep things just the way they are while I work through my feelings and they’ll probably go away or they might not but that’s not your fault at all and I respect you enough to tell you this and say that our friendship means the world to me because I love you in more ways than one so let’s get ice cream, I’m buying and you look great today.”

can crushes on kara be portrayed like that please thanks

shit my friends and i have said starter meme. pt. i.
  • i just need to make a cake and then i’ll be back to normal. 
  • i just showed up to my final. without a pencil. like a jackass.
  • SOCRATES WAS A DRAMA QUEEN.
  • how did she lose four phones in less than a month?
  • the ghost from the ouija board told me to send it nudes.
  • listen, man, i was only the getaway driver.
  • oh, no. i’m totally better than all of you.
  • i refuse to partake in any of this, but that doesn’t mean i won’t post screenshots of this on tumblr.
  • who the fuck goes to the club on a monday?
  • i looked like a baked potato.
  • THE HANNAH MONTANA MOVIE IS ON NETFLIX. I REPEAT. THE HANNAH MONTANA MOVIE IS ON NETFLIX.
  • never be ashamed of your kinks. 
  • i realize that you’re probably working, but fuck you for not answering. i was going to ask what kind of girl scout cookies you like but since you didn’t answer i just got samoas i hope you fucking hate them.
  • one of my sims woohoo’d this old guy and as soon as they were done he fucking died and she slept with the grim reaper.
  • if you give me $300, i will totally let you beat the shit out of me. 
  • the people across from us are taking pictures and being hella loud and playing music. can i play heavy metal until they leave? 
  • i thought i was being productive by starting the history reading early, but i got halfway through chapter one and started crying over the dumbass that was christopher columbus. 
  • my eyebags are so bad that it looks like i was just punched in the face twice.
  • then we have ____, who is pure salt.
  • listen, if i’m suffering, i’m making you suffer with me.
  • i don’t even care that he called me a hater and tweeted while speaking to me, this is just artful levels of petty.
  • you know you’re depressed when you’re just eating a container of cookie dough.
  • can you believe columbus went from studying ocean currents and wind patterns to committing genocide? 
  • our evil sim officially has three girlfriends and one mortal enemy.