not a speck of light is showing so the danger must be growing

On the ride to the Funhouse...

Monokuma:  There’s no earthly way of knowing…

Hajime:  H-he’s singing.

Monokuma:  Which direction we are going…

Monokuma:  There’s no knowing where we’re rowing…

Monokuma:  Or which way the river’s flowing…

Monokuma:  Is it raining?  Is it snowing?  Is a hurricane a-blowing…?

Monokuma:  AH!

Everyone:  *jumps*

Monokuma:  Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing!

Monokuma:  Are the fires of hell a-glowing?  Is the grizzly reaper mowing?!

Monokuma:  YES!  The danger must be growing for the rowers KEEP ON ROWING!  And they’re certainly not SHOWING… any SIGNS THAT THEY ARE SLOWING!  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*ping*

Monokuma:  And we’re here.

Black Hat: There’s no earthly way of knowing which direction they are going… There’s no knowing where they’re rowing…
Dr. Flug: [weakly echoing] Rowing…
Black Hat: Or which way the river’s flowing… Is it raining, is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing?
[sharp gasp]
Black Hat: Not a speck of light is showing so the danger must be growing… Are the fires of Hell a-glowing? Is the grisly Reaper mowing? Yes! The danger must be growing! ‘Cause the rowers keep on rowing!
[practically screaming]
Black Hat: And they’re certainly not showing any sign that they are slowing!
[lets out a high-pitched, almost unearthly scream]
(source: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, 1971)

Rick: *In a space tunnel vortex thing* 

There’s no earthly way of knowing,
Which direction we are going.
There’s no knowing where we’re rowing
Or which way the river’s flowing.
Is it raining? Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing,
So the danger must be growing.
Are the fires of hell a glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?!
Yes! The danger must be growing,
for the rowers keep on rowing.
And they’re certainly not showing…
any signs that they are slowing!

Morty: Fuck you, Rick.

There’s no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There’s no knowing where we’re rowing
Or which way the river’s flowing

Is it raining, is it snowing? 
Is a hurricane a-blowing? 

Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing? 
Is the grisly reaper mowing? 

Yes, the danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they’re certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing

—  Willy Wonka
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There’s no earthly way of knowing
Which direction they are going!
There’s no knowing where they’re rowing,
Or which way they river’s flowing!
Not a speck of light is showing,
So the danger must be growing,
For the rowers keep on rowing,
And they’re certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing…

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