not a question and i don't care

  • (Disclaimer: This was based off of a tumblr post, but like wow, the backlash, so I rewrote it)
  • Question: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do? The objective is to sit on a chair.
  • Hufflepuff: Just sit on each other's laps!
  • Ravenclaw: Or you could just bring three more in... Kind of an effortless solution.
  • Gryffindor: We could have a musical chairs game and fight for them
  • Slytherin: I really don't care as long as I get to sit

anonymous asked:

How would the bosses and children react if a creepy MissingNo. appeared in front of them ?

The signs as out of context quotes from my teachers/professors
  • ARIES: I said you could chew gum, but not if you're going to chew it like a cow. SPIT IT OUT.
  • TAURUS: I'm losing faith in you, George.
  • GEMINI: *sings* Bitching and moaning, bitching and moaning.
  • CANCER: I'm supposed to go out and PROCURE cookies?? WHAT??
  • LEO: OH! OH, OH. BEIGE.
  • VIRGO: Here's a very common quick and dirty way to ask a multiple choice question.
  • LIBRA: I don't care about 98% of things.
  • SCORPIO: This meme from the interwebs.
  • SAGITTARIUS: I would use all sorts of swear words in front of my students. Especially the f word! Love that one!
  • CAPRICORN: I should stop drinking before noon.
  • AQUARIUS: Oh dear god, that man is always shirtless!
  • PISCES: This is why I need aspirin after this group.
Zodiac signs and their birthday
  • Aries: Pretends that it's not a big deal but expects you to throw for them a huge party.
  • Taurus: Probably forgets that it is their birthday in the first place.
  • Gemini: First they tell you that they don't want anything and just want to have a normal day but then suddenly they want to have a huge party out of nowhere.
  • Cancer: Doesn't exactly want to do anything on their birthday because it stresses them out. They rather just bake a cake and lay under a blanket while eating the cake. Preferably in bed.
  • Leo: Plans it for months but when it's actually there freaks out and wants to have nothing to do with it, or at least they say they don't, which is probably a lie.
  • Virgo: Doesn't talk about anything else for few months of how huge their birthday is going to be. When it is actually their birthday it's suddenly changed to small get together with friends.
  • Libra: Hints very obviously that they want a certain thing for their birthday while batting their eyes innocently.
  • Scorpio: Is super chill about it. Birthday? ok cool. Birthday party? yeah sure. It's just another day to them.
  • Sagittarius: They throw the biggest parties and will talk to you about what they want for Christmas since they didn't get it for their birthday.
  • Capricorn: Has like 30 birthday parties, some aren't even remotely close to their actual birthday.
  • Aquarius: I don't think they care much for their birthday. If you want to do something for them on their birthday they won't stop you but actually don't mind if nothing is planned.
  • Pisces: Everyone wants to do something for them on their birthday and they love it. They celebrate their birthday for at least a week and nobody questions it.

think about if dean and cas kissed on spn. like, most of the codas we write are adding in kisses into episodes where they didn’t kiss. so like if they canonically kissed, what would we write coda about? trick question the answer is cockles

  • discourse: DID YOU KNOW that Kingsman is a racist, sexist, gratuitously violent, and not very diverse film??
  • me: ...Yes.
  • discourse: SO ARE YOU GOING TO STOP LIKING IT??
  • me: No...
  • discourse: WHY, YOU IRREDEEMABLE PIECE OF SHIT??
  • me: Because I can critique something I like and also enjoy the elements that make this film entertaining. I also love how both meta and fic discuss or simply correct the problematic things in canon, though they do also explore said problematic aspects in interesting, complex ways. For the most part, we tend to have a firm grip of what needs to be better represented in not only the movie, but in the general scope of fiction and real life social attitudes and political/economical implications as well.
  • discourse: ...are you going to stop liking it, though
Don't work there, still was asked questions

This is from a few years ago, but it still haunts me.

This was the day before Hurricane Sandy, so me and my dad were out getting water, batteries, portable chargers, etc. We went to a Home Depot-esque store, but much smaller. This place had strollers, some of which were outside and were rolling around. Since he didn’t need me and I felt bad about the poor soul who would have to go out and take care of it, I told my dad go on in while I put away the run away strollers.

Cue a lady coming up to me seeing me doing this and assuming I worked there, asking if the store had a certain paint or wallpaper. Now, I had never been in this store and politely told her that I didn’t work there and so I wouldn’t know.

She went BALLISTIC. Screaming how I was rude and why else would I be putting away the strollers, ignoring me when I told her I didn’t work there and showing her I wasn’t wearing any type of uniform or name tag. It got to the point of her physically dragging me inside and telling the manager about me.

It was priceless to see her face when the manager told her “I’ve never seen this girl in my life ma'am”

anonymous asked:

Is Galathan okay? Is he taking care of himself? Is he getting enough rest? Is he remembering to eat? Is he wearing an undershirt? Does he need a scarf? Is he being a gentleman? Is he remembering his manners? Are he and Dorian taking care of eachother? I need to know this. I need to know the precious bean is safe and being responsible with his health. I don't care if I sound like a grandma. These are important questions.

Don’t worry sweet anon, Galathan is doing quite all right! He need to work on his sleeping schedule tho.

  • psychic: *reads my mind*
  • my mind: an open letter to the fat, arrogant, anti-charismatic national embarrassment known as pRESIDENT JOHN ADAMS! SHIT! THE MAN'S IRRATIONAL, HE CLAIMS THAT I'M IN LEAGUE WITH BRITAIN IN SOME VAST INTERNATIONAL INTRIGUE, B I T C H P L E A S E! you wouldn't know what i'm doin', you always goin' berserk, but you never show up to work! give my regards to abigail next time you write about my lack of moral compass. aT LEAST I DO MY JOB UP IN THIS RUMPUS! OHHHH! THE LINE IS BEHIND ME, I CROSSED IT AGAIN, WHILE THE PRESIDENT LOST IT AGAIN! OH, SUCH A ROUGH LIFE? BETTER RUN TO YOUR WIFE, YO, THE BOSS IS IN BOSTON AGAIN! let me ask you a question, WHO SITS at your desk when you're in MASSACHUSSETS? they were calling you a DICK back in '76, aND YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING NEW SINCE! you're a NUISANCE with no sense. you'll die of irrelevance. go ahead, you can call me the devil, you aspire to my level, you inspire to malevolence. sAY HI TO THE JEFFERSONS! and the spies all around me, maybe they can confirm, i don't care if i kill my career with this letter, i'm confining you to oNE TERM! SIT DOWN, JOHN, YOU FAT M O T H E R F U C K S T I C K!
  • psychic: what the fuck
8

100 EXO Questions: 9. Favorite EXO Showtime episode?
EP 07 - Chinese Members Exploring Seoul

Where do Mimic's come from?

We had just managed to defeat a Mimic when my good friend and i got into this conversation with a new member to our party. A very 'innocent’ person really, and a very annoyed DM in the end.

Damien (innocent person (bard) “You know, i was always thinking. Where do Mimics come from?”
Rogue (me) Well, when a mommy mimic wants a baby, she starts eating all of the treasure she can.

Warlock (David) and then she settles in a cave to let the gems form a baby inside of her.

Me: like a clam with a pearl.

David: and when the pearl is formed, ‘mommy’ mimic births the baby mimic.

me: and when the baby mimic sees the world for the first time, it looks up to it’s mommy and the world around itself in awe.

David: Seeing her baby hungry, ‘mommy mimic’ then feeds her baby to give it strength to survive.

me: Having eaten more gold and gems than she needs, she throws up a bunch of it into the baby mimic’s mouth, giving it the needed substance to survive without her.

David: Like with birds.

DM: SHUT UP ALREADY! WE ARE IN A CAMPAIGN!

me: We are answering a question asked from one member to another in character.

Dave: yah!

me: you know my character can’t pass up a moment like this to go off like that.

Dave: and i don’t know either so i just went along with it.

DM:…alright, no more mimics…so no more 'epic’ items.
me and David: AWWW!!!! Common! That is just mean!

note she either forgot the next day we played, or just did not care.

Antoine Griezmann to GolTV after the match

+ I’m here a bit forced to come, to be honest I don’t want to answer to any question but I have to do it. Football now is like… I don’t care about the result or about how we played, I care about Fernando’s health.

- Sometimes football is irrelevant and this one seems like one of them.
+ Yes, as I said before, I don’t care about the result. You can ask me a thousand questions about the match that I will answer unwillingly. Now let’s see what happens with Fernando, I hope he’s ok and that’s all. I hope he comes back with us soon.

- How was the locker room right now?
+ In silence, nobody wanted to talk. Some were in the shower, others with their heads low for what happened but not for the result.