not a question and i don't care

anonymous asked:

sooo,,,,snipperspy,,,,no? yes? maybe??

Depends

Do they like make out in the very far corner of the room and no one cares about it and all the attention is actually focused on Scout eating an ice cream in the middle of the room?

Because that’s what I’m interested in

  • (Disclaimer: This was based off of a tumblr post, but like wow, the backlash, so I rewrote it)
  • Question: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do? The objective is to sit on a chair.
  • Hufflepuff: Just sit on each other's laps!
  • Ravenclaw: Or you could just bring three more in... Kind of an effortless solution.
  • Gryffindor: We could have a musical chairs game and fight for them
  • Slytherin: I really don't care as long as I get to sit

anonymous asked:

How would the bosses and children react if a creepy MissingNo. appeared in front of them ?

The signs as out of context quotes from my teachers/professors
  • ARIES: I said you could chew gum, but not if you're going to chew it like a cow. SPIT IT OUT.
  • TAURUS: I'm losing faith in you, George.
  • GEMINI: *sings* Bitching and moaning, bitching and moaning.
  • CANCER: I'm supposed to go out and PROCURE cookies?? WHAT??
  • LEO: OH! OH, OH. BEIGE.
  • VIRGO: Here's a very common quick and dirty way to ask a multiple choice question.
  • LIBRA: I don't care about 98% of things.
  • SCORPIO: This meme from the interwebs.
  • SAGITTARIUS: I would use all sorts of swear words in front of my students. Especially the f word! Love that one!
  • CAPRICORN: I should stop drinking before noon.
  • AQUARIUS: Oh dear god, that man is always shirtless!
  • PISCES: This is why I need aspirin after this group.

think about if dean and cas kissed on spn. like, most of the codas we write are adding in kisses into episodes where they didn’t kiss. so like if they canonically kissed, what would we write coda about? trick question the answer is cockles

Don't work there, still was asked questions

This is from a few years ago, but it still haunts me.

This was the day before Hurricane Sandy, so me and my dad were out getting water, batteries, portable chargers, etc. We went to a Home Depot-esque store, but much smaller. This place had strollers, some of which were outside and were rolling around. Since he didn’t need me and I felt bad about the poor soul who would have to go out and take care of it, I told my dad go on in while I put away the run away strollers.

Cue a lady coming up to me seeing me doing this and assuming I worked there, asking if the store had a certain paint or wallpaper. Now, I had never been in this store and politely told her that I didn’t work there and so I wouldn’t know.

She went BALLISTIC. Screaming how I was rude and why else would I be putting away the strollers, ignoring me when I told her I didn’t work there and showing her I wasn’t wearing any type of uniform or name tag. It got to the point of her physically dragging me inside and telling the manager about me.

It was priceless to see her face when the manager told her “I’ve never seen this girl in my life ma'am”

Where do Mimic's come from?

We had just managed to defeat a Mimic when my good friend and i got into this conversation with a new member to our party. A very 'innocent’ person really, and a very annoyed DM in the end.

Damien (innocent person (bard) “You know, i was always thinking. Where do Mimics come from?”
Rogue (me) Well, when a mommy mimic wants a baby, she starts eating all of the treasure she can.

Warlock (David) and then she settles in a cave to let the gems form a baby inside of her.

Me: like a clam with a pearl.

David: and when the pearl is formed, ‘mommy’ mimic births the baby mimic.

me: and when the baby mimic sees the world for the first time, it looks up to it’s mommy and the world around itself in awe.

David: Seeing her baby hungry, ‘mommy mimic’ then feeds her baby to give it strength to survive.

me: Having eaten more gold and gems than she needs, she throws up a bunch of it into the baby mimic’s mouth, giving it the needed substance to survive without her.

David: Like with birds.

DM: SHUT UP ALREADY! WE ARE IN A CAMPAIGN!

me: We are answering a question asked from one member to another in character.

Dave: yah!

me: you know my character can’t pass up a moment like this to go off like that.

Dave: and i don’t know either so i just went along with it.

DM:…alright, no more mimics…so no more 'epic’ items.
me and David: AWWW!!!! Common! That is just mean!

note she either forgot the next day we played, or just did not care.

  • psychic: *reads my mind*
  • my mind: an open letter to the fat, arrogant, anti-charismatic national embarrassment known as pRESIDENT JOHN ADAMS! SHIT! THE MAN'S IRRATIONAL, HE CLAIMS THAT I'M IN LEAGUE WITH BRITAIN IN SOME VAST INTERNATIONAL INTRIGUE, B I T C H P L E A S E! you wouldn't know what i'm doin', you always goin' berserk, but you never show up to work! give my regards to abigail next time you write about my lack of moral compass. aT LEAST I DO MY JOB UP IN THIS RUMPUS! OHHHH! THE LINE IS BEHIND ME, I CROSSED IT AGAIN, WHILE THE PRESIDENT LOST IT AGAIN! OH, SUCH A ROUGH LIFE? BETTER RUN TO YOUR WIFE, YO, THE BOSS IS IN BOSTON AGAIN! let me ask you a question, WHO SITS at your desk when you're in MASSACHUSSETS? they were calling you a DICK back in '76, aND YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING NEW SINCE! you're a NUISANCE with no sense. you'll die of irrelevance. go ahead, you can call me the devil, you aspire to my level, you inspire to malevolence. sAY HI TO THE JEFFERSONS! and the spies all around me, maybe they can confirm, i don't care if i kill my career with this letter, i'm confining you to oNE TERM! SIT DOWN, JOHN, YOU FAT M O T H E R F U C K S T I C K!
  • psychic: what the fuck

Antoine Griezmann to GolTV after the match

+ I’m here a bit forced to come, to be honest I don’t want to answer to any question but I have to do it. Football now is like… I don’t care about the result or about how we played, I care about Fernando’s health.

- Sometimes football is irrelevant and this one seems like one of them.
+ Yes, as I said before, I don’t care about the result. You can ask me a thousand questions about the match that I will answer unwillingly. Now let’s see what happens with Fernando, I hope he’s ok and that’s all. I hope he comes back with us soon.

- How was the locker room right now?
+ In silence, nobody wanted to talk. Some were in the shower, others with their heads low for what happened but not for the result.

anonymous asked:

Hi!Do agree with me Vincent never loved our!Ciel.He really don't want him.He really don't want to spend his time with our!Ciel.He always loved real!Ciel.No one reallg care and loved him.He growing with loveless.Careless.

Mmmm…. no, I disagree with you - completely! xD

I was asked a similar question some time ago, so if you’re interested, take a look at this post!

Actually, I personally don’t understand why so many people think our!Ciel wasn’t loved by his parents because I rather think that his parents doted on him (and his twin brother, if 2CT is true) D: Aside from the facts that I listed in this post, I mean… look at our!Ciel’s room in the side story, for example:

His room was full of toys. And if you look at the details closely, you can see that

  • there are two teddy bears (meaning that both twins got their own teddy bear)
  • his clothes are excactly the same as real!Ciel’s (meaning that they got the same treatment)
  • he was playing chess with real!Ciel (meaning that the twins got along well to some extent)
  • he got exactly the same “delicious meal” as Rachel

Personally, I think that our!Ciel might have had some kind of inferiority complex towards his healthy and sociable brother and there might have been times real!Ciel was given preference over him since he was the first-born (probably), but that doesn’t necessarily mean that our!Ciel wasn’t loved. I still believe this panel alone proves that his parents loved him:

And even if both Rachel and Vincent were one hell of actors and they secretly hated our!Ciel (lol), we’d still have Tanaka

who certainly loves and cares for our!Ciel :)

So no, I don’t believe our!Ciel was raised without any affection from anyone.

MASTERLIST

A little note about this masterlist before I begin, just to clarify: The things in italic are smutty/nsfw. So if you’re not into smut, then you should probably skip those. If it has a title/name but it’s not linked that means it’s something I’m thinking of writing eventually. I write as the mood hits me and most likely, it’ll wind up being done at some point.


I don’t take requests, sorry bbies! I just write whatever I want, whenever I feel like writing because it works best for me. I suck at handling things under pressure and I know if I did take requests, there would be pressure, so I’m not. I just write and share what I write as I write it, shitty as it may seem. Again, I’m really sorry, I feel like that’s disappointing but it’s just how I work.


In my fan fictions I use original characters that I’ve come up with and not reader inserts. I had a few questions about why I used names for Crave You / All I Want, Mad Love & An Awkward Love Story and I’ll address that now.. I do that because these are stories I’ve been wanting to write and only just got the guts too. And I came up with original characters as the ideas for these stories were born so yes, I’m gonna use them. Sorry if it bugs anyone that they can’t just throw their own name into the story, but like… I write them how they come to me. I hate that it sounds bitchy and I promise you, I’m not trying to be. I’m just answering the questions here as opposed to waiting until I get asks about why I didn’t make it a reader insert. I didn’t make them reader inserts because I wanted to use my original characters. Hopefully nobody hates me for it!


Again, I don’t take requests. I’m very sorry, I just do this mainly for the amusement it brings me and it’s an escape for me? Anyway, this is my new masterlist, updated and hopefully, organized.



                               FANFICTIONS – WWE


crave you

[ 1 2345- 6- 7- 8 - 9 - 10 -11]


SUMMARY:

Baron didn’t want an Omega.. But then Savannah stormed into his life and seemed like she wasn’t taking no for an answer. Baron finally manages to push her away and she’s doing what he wants when suddenly, Baron realizes that what he thought he wanted ( her to leave him alone) isn’t what he wanted at all. But when Ziggler steps up too, what will happen?

GENRE:

angst, romance, smut

WARNINGS:

Heavily implied !Alpha & !Omega dynamics. I mean it, guys. I’m doing my best to include literally everything I’ve found on the !Alpha & !Omega universe in here, ranging from nesting and heat cycles to knotting and claiming. If you don’t like !A/!O fics, you won’t like this because it’s not vague, it’s blatantly obvious that this is an !Alpha/ !Omega fic. SLOOOOW BURN WARNING. If you’re not the patient type, it’s not recommended. This is like… eventual porn with loooots of plot first. Yes, there will be smut and a lot of it, but… there’s a lot of plot before the smut starts.


SEXUAL WARNINGS:

body fluids, biting/marking, rough sex, light choking, possible light bondage, !Dominant Baron, sex in almost public places, lots of sexual tension, spanking, use of sex toys/food/ other items and pretty much anything else I come up with as I get to writing in the smutty chapters. I’m being serious, the smut will be full on smut. And sometimes, it might be angry smut.

PAIRING:

BARON CORBIN X ORIGINAL CHARACTER, SAVANNAH CROSS.

RATING:

Teen to Mature, I posted it in the Mature section on ff.net just to be safe. I just felt I should give it a warning label here because I don’t want to offend / trigger anyone. So you all know what you’re getting into when you read it, right? Good, great.


Mad Love - on hold for now, sorry guise. Gotta figure out just how the hell to do what I want to do without rushing it.

[1-2-3-4 -5

SUMMARY:

Kristina is in a fwb ( friends with benefits) relationship with Dean Ambrose. She wants more than just his friendship though. After another one night stand, as he’s leaving, it hits her ( and him) and rather than talk about it, both of these stubborn little shits proceed to do the things that result in an angst filled love plot with a few twists ( and more awkwardness).

GENRE:

angst, romance, smut

WARNINGS:

SLOOOOW BURN & LOVE TRIANGLE WARNING HEAVILY IMPLIED HERE. I’M BEING SERIOUS. IF YOU DON’T WANT PLOT WITH YOUR EVENTUAL PORN, YOU WON’T LIKE IT. AND YES, THERE WILL BE DEAN X ANOTHER OFC AND OFC X FINN IMPLICATIONS THROUGHOUT. ALSO, THIS FUCKER IS ANGSTY AND TWISTY AND IF YOU VALUE YOUR SANITY, YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.


SEXUAL WARNINGS:

Angsty smut on some occasions. Sex with different parties ( like Dean with another woman and OFC with another man), as well as light biting / marking, food play, light choking, light bondage, toys, sexting, masturbation, uhm… pretty much anything and everything I can come up with as I go really. Occasionally, Dean will be !Dominant and he’ll seem more like Moxley than Dean at times.

PAIRING:

DEAN AMBROSE X ORIGINAL CHARACTER, KRISTINA LEWIS.

RATING:

Teen to Mature, I posted it in the Mature section on ff.net just to be safe. I just felt I should give it a warning label here because I don’t want to offend / trigger anyone. So you all know what you’re getting into when you read it, right? Good, great.


ALL OR NOTHING

1|2|3

SUMMARY:

Okay, so… This came to me earlier and yeah. I had to do it. It’s the classic room mate / best friend trope with a twist.. Pete and Mira ( an OC I’m using for this)  have had crushes on each other since they were 14 but it was never really the right time. Now, they’re sharing an apartment and Mira is dating, was dating rather, the textbook toxic guy. Pete and Mira still have low key feelings for each other but both have buried them ( because Pete’s not good with emotions, poor bby boo and Mira’s too afraid to mess up a friendship to try again ) and things come to a head with Mira’s ex.

Angst, Fluff and eventually, smut will ensue. Probably more light angst and fluff first. I think that at best, this might have three or four parts. So not a full on mini fic but not just a one shot, either. Title came from a Theory Of A Deadman song that I listened to a lot while writing this.

GENRE:

angst, romance, smut, fluff

WARNINGS:

Heavy fluff ahead. I mean teeth rotting fluff. Lots of rom com drama too, I took a little from every silly romantic comedy I’ve ever seen and liked a little bit and I smooshed it all into one story? 

SEXUAL WARNINGS:

Same as the others, I’ll post the warnings as needed on the smutty parts. Most likely though it’ll be slow and intense and fluffy and or awkward sex.

PAIRING:

PETE DUNNE X ORIGINAL CHARACTER, Mirabelle Bowen.

RATING:

Teen to Mature


SCARECROW

1|2

SUMMARY:

Sami Zayn is moving into a new apartment. On the day he moves in, he meets Livvie ( an ofc, and no idec what anyone thinks, I gave her my name because a) not so good at coming up with them and b) I just really love Sami, okay? Okay? Alriiiight. ) who was stood up at the altar on what was supposed to be the happiest day of her life not even an hour before. Sami is going to be her next door neighbor and somewhere along the line, it leads to friendship which leads to a mutual crush which leads to… you get it, happy ending.

Basically, it’s like a rom com. Expect loooooots of fluff and a little angst and smut, ( because it wouldn’t be my story if smut wasn’t in here somewhere? I mean, I write more smut than anything, lmmfao, even if it’s shitty.) and of course, a happy ending.

GENRE:

angst, romance, smut, fluff

WARNINGS:

Heavy fluff ahead. I mean teeth rotting fluff. Lots of rom com drama too, I took a little from every silly romantic comedy I’ve ever seen and liked a little bit and I smooshed it all into one story?

SEXUAL WARNINGS:

Same as the others, I’ll post the warnings as needed on the smutty parts. Most likely though it’ll be slow and intense and fluffy and or awkward sex.

PAIRING:

SAMI ZAYN X ORIGINAL CHARACTER, Livvie Hayes.

RATING:

Teen to Mature


                              ONE SHOT COLLECTIONS:

A QUICK NOTE ABOUT THESE:

These are sort of little prompts I find or make up on my own and use. I write them as the mood strikes me to write for that certain person, and again, no requests please? If they’re on the list, eventually, they’ll be written for. If I add names or you see one and they’re not linked to, that means I want to write one for them also and I’ll do it sooner or later.


They’re all reader inserts, no original characters here I promise. Italics denote smut but not everything will be smutty. Some will be funny, some will be angsty and others will be fluffy as fuck. I try to write one each for the same guys in all categories buuuut, some I might not feel inspired to write in one category or the other for if that makes any sense?


If this made sense, you have the general idea.

TO THE RESCUE:[AJ Dean - !AlphaBaron - Cesaro - !DemonFinn - !AlphaRoman - Sami -  Seth - TJ - Dolph Ziggler , Sheamus – Jeff Hardy – Shannon Moore – Big Cass – Jon Moxley – Sami Callihan – Pete Dunne- Surprise Ending]

SOULMATE AU:

Baron Corbin - Dean Ambrose - Finn Balor - Sami Zayn - Jeff Hardy / Shannon Moore Antonio Cesaro - TJ Perkins Seth Rollins - Roman Reigns – Sheamus – Dolph Ziggler – Big Cass – Sami Callihan – Jon Moxley - Pete Dunne]

BREAKUP AU:

Baron Corbin - Finn Balor - Sami Zayn - Antonio Cesaro - Dean Ambrose -AJ Styles – TJ Perkins – Seth Rollins – Sheamus – Roman Reigns – Seth Rollins – Dolph Ziggler – Big Cass – Sami Callihan – Jon Moxley - Pete Dunne]

CAUGHT YOU / TOUCHING MYSELF,YOURSELF

[Baron CorbinFinn BalorSami Zayn – Antonio Cesaro – Sheamus – AJ Styles – TJ Perkins – Seth Rollins – Dean Ambrose – Roman Reigns – Dolph Ziggler – Big Cass – Sami Callihan – Jon Moxley – Jeff Hardy – Shannon Moore- Pete Dunne]

DOMESTICITY FLUFF:

[ Baron Corbin – Finn Balor – Sami Zayn – Antonio Cesaro – Sheamus – AJ Styles – TJ Perkins – Seth Rollins – Dean Ambrose – Roman Reigns – Dolph Ziggler – Big Cass – Sami Callihan – Jon Moxley – Jeff Hardy – Shannon Moore- Pete Dunne]

STUPID CUPID - VALENTINES DAY FLUFF:

[ Baron Corbin – Finn Balor – Sami Zayn – Antonio Cesaro – Sheamus – AJ Styles – TJ Perkins – Seth Rollins – Dean Ambrose – Roman Reigns – Dolph Ziggler – Big Cass – Sami Callihan – Jon Moxley – Jeff Hardy – Shannon Moore - Pete Dunne ] 


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                                REGULAR ONE SHOTS

QUICK NOTE, AGAIN. I don’t take requests and these are all ideas I get that I want to write but they’re just too finite ( complete) to make into a fanfiction or a mini series. So basically these are just different smol plots that come to me and I share them.


MISCELLANEOUS MOVIES / TV:

12 ROUNDS 3

JOHN SHAW

[ I LOVE YOU JERK

THE WALKING DEAD:

DARYL DIXON

under mistletoe -

SHANE WALSH

[ COMING SOON


WWE / TNA / OTHER:

AJ STYLES

baby it’s cold outside* -

ANTONIO CESARO

summer lovin - 

BARON CORBIN

scruffy bad boys - all i want for christmas - the quiet game - scream for me

DEAN AMBROSE

angry sex - 

FINN BALOR

friends to lovers - snowed in - makeup sex

JEFF HARDY

oops wrong room - body heat

JON MOXLEY

[stormy nights -

ROMAN REIGNS

awkwardly yours - a dominant male

SAMI CALLIHAN

[ love you better - 1:30

SAMI ZAYN

don’t be gentle i love you - got your attention - i saw you - shut up - kitchen quickie - better man won

Snk Characters As Things My Friends Have Said:
  • Mikasa: My beauty is an illusion. I will seduce you with my glorious hair and then punt you right into the sun when you least expect it.
  • Erin: *screaming, to the vague tune of "Do You Hear The People Sing"*
  • Armin: Literally the only reason I'm here is to stop you from jumping off a roof in a fit of caffeine-fueled rage.
  • Hanji: *mixes three different types of energy drinks together and chugs it* fOR SCIENCE
  • Levi: I'm afraid I have to respectfully disagree, on the grounds of I don't care about your fucking opinion, because you're fucking wrong, asshole
  • Connie: hOW DARE YOU CALL ME 'CUTE'. I AM NOT CUTE. I AM DEATH.
  • Sasha: It's been more than an hour since I've last shoved something in my face, and I'm about to start screaming.
  • Jean: Sometimes I am forced to question why I hang out with you all. I mean, I'm superior in basically every way. I could do so much better.
  • Ymir: Get your heterosexual ass out of my fuckin way, there's a hot girl over there and I call DIBS
  • Historia: *sighs* I used to be a nice person, you know, before I met you guys.
  • Marco: I'm too cute for this.
  • Bertholdt: Guys, it's not gay to be in love with a dude if you say "no homo," right
  • Reiner: *stiffens suddenly* I just felt it...my last fuck...gone...forever...

anonymous asked:

Hi I'm sorry if this sounds rude but you mentioned your friends are giving up fic writing? And that you came close to.I notice writers get much fewer rebblogs than artists but I didn't know it's that bad. Who are you talking about and do you guys talk about this, like is there a chatroom for writers?

Hi anon! This isn’t rude at all, don’t worry! This is going to be a bit of a long answer, so bear with me :’)

I don’t know if I can mention names here, I don’t want to make anyone uncomfortable, so I can’t really give you more details than I already have: I am friends with this person and they probably won’t be writing fanfics anymore.
I can tell you though that I’ve also spent most of the last couple of weeks wondering if there was still a point in posting my writing at all.

The thing is, writers barely get any feedback. Especially ones that aren’t insanely popular. We pour so much of ourselves into our writing, so it’s incredibly discouraging to barely get any comments, kudos, likes or reblogs.

In my personal experience, tumblr is an awful place for writers. I’ve got a decent-sized following on ao3 I think (though I don’t have much to compare to) and even there, with more than 100 people subscribed to me, I only tend to get around… 5 or 6 comments max per fic that are actually reviews (as in, comments with more content than “please update soon” or “this was nice”) - which is already more than I know many of my writer friends get.
On tumblr, I’m lucky if two or three people reblog my work, and that’s exactly the problem: Who’s going to see it if no one reblogs it? Likes are fine and of course I appreciate those, too, but in the bigger picture they’re meaningless.
Once a fic is done, it’s done. It’s out there then, and I can’t keep reblogging my own posts again and again in the hopes that someone will pay attention to them. I get one shot, maybe two if I reblog my fic again for people in other timezones, but that’s pretty much it. I’m not surprised that it’s gotten so frustrating that it makes people want to quit.

…as for your other question - I don’t know if there’s any larger chatroom or space for writers. I know some people have group chats, but it’s mostly a private thing, as far as I know? I’m really not a big name in this fandom so there might be a lot of stuff going on that I don’t know about.

As for me - I just message people a lot, with the tumblr feature, or on skype or snapchat if I know them better. I’m open to any and all conversations (most of mine with other writers started by me yelling at them about how much I love their work ^^), so if you want to talk to me please don’t hesitate to shoot me a message. That’s what they’re for, after all? My ask’s always open, and I don’t mind private messages either.

In any case - there’s quite a few people in my immediate vicinity that I’ve talked to and I consider friends - many of them are writers, some are artists, some do both, some do neither. I talk about this problem (of wanting to write, but barely receiving any feedback, of feeling like we’re wasting our time) to pretty much anyone who will listen, but it’s frustrating because I don’t have the influence to change anything. Of course I’ll try to keep my fellow writers motivated and try to change their minds about giving up, but there’s only so much I can do, and in the end it’s their decision. Most writers I’ve talked to really enjoy writing fanfics, and it takes quite a bit of disappointment to get you to the point where you want to just… stop. So… yes, it’s a big problem.

I’m going to wrap this up now, but… again, I cannot emphasize enough how important comments are to writers. I’ve talked to some people who’ve said they’re not sure if their comments will even make a difference, because they feel they haven’t got anything interesting to say - picture it this way. As a writer, I’m standing on a stage and presenting a thing, and in response, about twenty people give me polite nods (kudos, likes) and four actually start clapping. But there’s like two hundred people (hits) standing in this room, and I kind of feel stupid now.
All comments matter. At this point, they might save you your writers. Because with less and less feedback, there’s less and less incentive to actually post things.

I can’t say much for other fandoms because it’s been a while since I’ve written substantially for anything but Haikyuu, which is still a relatively active fandom? But I get the feeling that’s starting to wear off, too.

Enthusiasm shifts, and I get that. But if you still enjoy an author’s work, please, please, by all means leave them a comment. Otherwise it might be the last work you read from them.