not a pie

Ohmygosh! I haven’t seen any of you in a while! maybe not at all really when you think about it! I mean I’ve mostly just been in flashbacks and stuff up until this point, Teehee~! So tell me how are you? How have you been? How long have I been tapping away at this keyboard? What do you think I’m doing here?

I've never been hit on POLITELY at a bus stop....until now

Ok so he came up to me and said that he really likes my hair, after I said thank you, the man asked if I liked any of the restaurants around downtown, and asked if he could take me sometime. I politely said no, so he asked if I’d like to exchange numbers to get to know each other first, I said no thank you, and he backed off immediately. He didn’t mention my butt or my tiddys he was literally the sweetest guy in the world. I just thought you should know.

Hey guys, happy Monday ☀️ To go with the sunshine I’m enjoying, I made these lemon curd parfaits and served them with fresh fruit and whipped aquafaba (yeah it’s basically chickpea water but mixed with sugar and whisked, it’s just fluffy sugary goodness).

Here’s the recipe for my Vegan Lemon Curd Parfaits 🍋

1 ½ cup lemon juice
Zest of one lemon
1000ml (large can) of coconut cream
1 cup sugar
1 cup cornstarch
1 teaspoon turmeric (for coloring)
Combine all the ingredients in a large saucepan and bring to medium. Stir regularly until the mixture thickens (can take 10-15min). Once done, pour into vegan pie crust or little jars to make parfaits. Let it sit overnight to set and enjoy ! 🍋

The Alec & Simon dynamic is probably one of my fave things to write about. Like Alec being 100% done with Simon on the one hand but they also are friends and care for each other on the other hand, you know?

In other news, yes, I need more of that on the show. Especially when Simon starts dating Izzy and Alec will find out. I am already dying at the thought itself. It will be GLORIOUS.