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My abs hurt to the point where I wanna throw up and cry but anyways I’m only following around 3-4 hundred blogs so if you want me to check you out just send me a 🍃 with something you wanna know about me (sorry kink blogs, this one’s not for you). I need a distraction from all this physical pain anyways so followers send one if you’re bored too!

anonymous asked:

I don't know if this is a good request, but could you do a 2P America who works at a haunted house (one of the legitimate ones where they're able to get physical and yell at you) and he ends up actually kidnapping his S/O who's a participant in the haunted house? Sorry if this is bad ;-;

It’s not a bad request at all! 


Halloween. Allen’s favorite time of year. Especially now that it was the perfect opportunity to take his S/O home with him. He was working as a serial killer there, which meant he was free to carry around any weapon. He hid in his spot and waited for their arrival. He had it all planned out so that way he would be the last attraction, and so he could be alone. There they were, walking through the hallway. He jumped out fron behind and took out his spiked bat. “Get out of my house” he roared at them, enjoying seeing them so shocked. S/O tried to run away, but Allen grabbed them just before they could get away. He dragged them to where he was hiding. “Okay that’s enough can I go now? Good act by the way” S/O complimented through laughter. “No” Allen replied with a dark tone. “Wait what? But isn’t this the last attraction?” They asked, oblivious to the real threat. Allen just shook his head and knocked them out.They look so cute when they’re asleep~. “Happy Halloween” he said with a smile. It really was the best Halloween he’s had…especially with how many compliments he go about the “human doll prop” he had set up towards the end of the night.

Despicable Me 3: Short review (Kinda spoilery)

- Magician Lucy™
- G R U C Y
- Was it FLUFFYYYYYYYY
- If you mess with Gru or the girls then you mess with Lucy and you don’t want to mess with her do you understand
- Gru and Dru are like Spy v Spy…just me?
- Dru reminds me of Veruca Salt…spoilt brat
- Speaking of Bratt…let’s get pHYSICAL
- That one little scene at the end with Lucy and Agnes reblog if you cried

Leia: I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan.

Vader:

Originally posted by amgc-96

binding is unhealthy. there is no such thing as safe binding; there are just ways to minimize the damage done. i’ve been binding for three years and i will continue to do so until i get surgery because the danger to my mental health if i don’t bind is greater than the one to my physical health if i don’t, but my body has been damaged over time. binding used to not hurt at all and now my shoulders and chest start to hurt if i’ve been wearing my binder for a few hours. my lung capacity is very low for a person my age because my lungs have weakened from regularly being forced to take smaller breaths.

this is not meant to discourage anyone from binding, i just don’t want another trans kid like me who binds to feel upset and misled because they learn this after they’ve been binding “safely” for a year. this is also a reason that top surgery NEEDS to be more accessible– it’s not just about mental health.

hes a supernatural kid who can levitate things (including himself) and has a third eye

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Jeno as a leader for one day was enough to remind Jisung who rules 😂😂

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So since several ppl asked about this, I decided to post it anyway! >:3

One of my old unposted works. I didn’t post it bc I had mixed feelings about the result, but since it’s been a year since I made it, I’ve moved on~

The signs’ turn-ons (physical)

Aries: Bright eyes, loose clothes

Taurus: Kind eyes/smile, nice skin

Gemini: Broad jawline, athletic

Cancer: Eyebrows, happy smile

Leo: Big smile, tight clothes

Virgo: Colorful eyes, tall people

Libra: Tan skin, casual wear

Scorpio: Dark hair/features, long/soft hair

Sagittarius: Dimples, adorable smile

Capricorn: Freckles, glasses

Aquarius: Pretty eyes, suits

Pisces: Dark eyes/hair, confident but warm smile

→ plums & melons | 01

Originally posted by trash-for-bangtan

pairing → Jimin x Reader

☆ genre  →  smut, slight humor, drama || brother’s best friend!au 

warnings   → public indecency, dirty talk, a lot of teasing, jimin’s porn preferences, and boobs

☆ word count   → 6.3k

The long time running game between you and your brother’s best friend started when you noticed his fascination with boobs—yours specifically. It was never supposed to amount to more than harmless flirting and lingering glances, but now, one year later, Jimin was ready to change that.

alternatively: Jimin and you play a game. the loser is fucked. metaphorically. literally. all the above??

☆ a/n → i had to split this into 2 parts rip (& in this work of fiction, jimin’s penis isn’t a jelly bean) happy 3 months !!

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Gene Demby explains the Overton Window

“[Trevor] Noah isn’t wrong that compromise and good-faith are necessary for functional politics. But. There’s this idea in media studies called the Overton Window. Basically, the MSM defines the universe of legitimacy in public discourse. The news media covers/gives voice to lay inside the realm of legitimacy; the stuff it downlplays/ignores is on the fringes/unacceptable.

People of all ideological stripes try to expand and move the Overton window; the Civil Rights Movement did this exceptionally well.
Illegitimate ideas–and noxious/dangerous ones–creep into the universe of legit via the language of controversy and debate. This is how a lot of the mainstreaming of the so-called “alt-right” is already happening: 

“Let’s put these noxious ideas up for discussion!”

“Let’s debate them and smack down those janky ideas with superior facts and logic!”

And those ideas up for debate tend to be things like whether Muslims are inherently violent or Black people possess lower native intelligence.
And slowly, the Overton Window shifts. And suddenly, the humanity of entire groups is a subject of legitimate, mainstream debate. And then so do the policy ideas that correct the “problems” presented by those groups. It doesn’t happen all at once. And it starts small, like having people on your show to debate whether Islam = terrorism or BLM = The KKK. This is the problem presented by treating Tomi Lahren as a person whose views are worth fighting about/engaging. And more broadly, it’s the danger presented by supposed “alt-right” thinking given official legitimacy by the White House. These notions will become just another set of seemingly partisan positions to be argued about, pro/con style on CNN.”