For your first sentence meme - Shmi didn't need to use the Force to know her troops were up to something, they were acting just like Ani when he tried to hide sweets.
Shmi didn’t need to use the Force to know her troops were up to something, they were acting just like Ani when he tried to hide sweets. Too quiet, unusually bouncy, and inexplicably sticky.
… She really sort of wished she were joking about that last one, but no, somebody’s glove had gotten glued to the ceiling and there were two troopers trying to pull a third off the wall.
“Do I want to know what’s going on here?” she asked one of the troopers, looking at the general chaos filling the room.
“I’m quite sure we have no clue what you’re talking about, sir,” one of the troopers said cheerfully.
She looked around again, taking in the room - the blue liquid spilled all over the floor, the fire in the corner that one trooper was frantically trying to extinguish, and of course the overall stickiness.
“No clue,” she said. “Of course. There’s nothing going on here at all. My apologies, trooper. Please try not to break anything too vital.”
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