not a headcanon post

So there are three ways Stoick could find out about Hiccstrid

1) Hiccup tells Stoick he’s dating Astrid:

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2) The Gang tells Stoick about Hiccstrid:

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3) Stoick finds out about Hiccstrid himself:

Originally posted by portablethemepark



BONUS: After Stoick finds out

Telling everyone about his future daughter in law:

Originally posted by drxgxns

Making Berk go all like:

Originally posted by jadeosbeck

Lafayette: Hey Alexander are you free tomorrow night?

Alexander: Yeah.

Lafayette:*turns to Laurens* And what about you mon ami?

Laurens: Yeah I’m free.

Lafayette: Great! Because I’m not but you two enjoy your date.

*Lafayette walks away*

Alexander:…Did he just?

anonymous asked:

there would be no members of a marching band in ravenclaw bc outside of the army marching bands are not a thing in england. or anywhere in the uk. you need a better britpicker. orchestra and music groups, sure, but marching bands are very military and have no place in schools here

I can assure you I don’t need educating on the british school system having spent 70% of my life in it thank you very much. Hello from Berkshire by the way. And seriously? If people from other countries want to relate their own school experiences to Hogwarts just let them? Is it really that big a deal? I know we Brits like to make a hobby of shitting on the Americans but maybe we should all get down off our high horses and just let people imagine a Hogwarts marching band if they want to jesus christ

But let’s be honest here, Matt Holt has the world’s worst music taste and it annoys Pidge to no end because he knows she hates his music and makes sure to play it when she’s around

His music picking privileges during road trips have been taken away because not even his parents, who also have questionable music tastes, don’t wanna suffer through hours of “angsty teen” music and some of the worst country music in existance

So I’ve been thinking about post-series Sunny a lot. It’s sad to imagine what kind of person she would grow up to be because of what her childhood was like. Violet and Klaus at least had good childhoods before everything went wrong during their teenage years. Meanwhile Sunny's consciousness was only forming in the beginning of ASOUE. Meaning that all the misery and injustice is probably the only kind of reality she knows.

Because of this, I think that Sunny would grow up to be way tougher, less forgiving, less idealistic and less honorable than her siblings. There are events that hint at this in the last books. I mean, she killed someone and sent a building full of people on fire ffs. 

To sum it up, I feel like Sunny is going to grow up into an absolutely terrifying adult?

Also the mention of Sunny’s cooking show makes me imagine Adult!Sunny acting like Gordon Ramsay. “I sent a building on fire as a ****** baby, and you can’t even fry this **** meat”

Jefferson:*talking on the phone* What are you doing?

Madison:*talking on the phone* Eating cereal.

Jefferson:*talking on the phone* What would you do if I was there?

Madison:*talking on the phone* I still eat my cereal.

Jefferson:*talking on the phone* What would you do if I was there without you eating the cereal.

Madison:*talking on the phone* I get a new bowl of cereal.

Okay but here’s a headcanon:
What if Prompto made kweh noises in his sleep
He doesn’t really know about it until the first time he has a sleep over with Noctis and so when he does, Noctis just hears a small ‘kweh’ in the middle of the night and like bolts up right because he’s all like 'what the heck is there a chocobo in my room?’ And then he realizes where it’s coming from and he’s ju st dying over how cute his (boy)friend is

Bonus: When they are on the road trip, he probably sleeps a lot during the day in the car because hes so distracted by Prompto’s chocobo noises at night to sleep because he’s so overwhelmed with feelings
Needless to say Noctis takes to cuddling the heck out of Prompto to hear the kwehs better

Hercules: Want to go on a ride with me?

Lafayette: I can ride you all night long.

Hercules:*sweats* What!

Lafayette: I said I could ride you all night long.

Fantasy AU Headcanons!

Izuku:

  • He’s a dragon tamer (in training) and came to the town in hopes of learning more on how to train them, then gets taken in by All Might - a fellow dragon tamer and famous knight - because of how skilled Izuku is with his dragon despite being in training
  • His dragon has smooth milky white scales with red glossy eyes that have no pupils, she has a few horns atop her head and small nubby spikes lining her tail and back with a distinct black sun pattern on her stomach that stretches to her chest, she has decently sharp claws and her wings are small yet still not fully developed, but she’s still able to fly a little bit
  • He named his little dragon Sunny (not because of her sun mark, he found her as an egg and almost ate it, so her name is a reminder to be careful when he finds a random egg)
  • He can safely assume Sunny is an albino dragon, but he doesn’t know yet if dragons are sensitive to the sun so Izuku keeps her safely tucked in his vest when they’re outside on a sunny day
  • He carries around plenty of notebooks, some are about dragon behavior, diets, habitats, others are about types of dragons with small sketches of them, he’s never seen without the notebooks and often checks his notes
  • Becoming a dragon tamer was an accident, in fact Izuku never knew he could tame a dragon until he met Sunny, before that he was planning on becoming a knight, which didn’t work out too well because he wasn’t very strong and was quirkless

Bakugou:

  • He gave himself his title of king at a young age after running away from his parent’s kingdom since he didn’t like the title of prince, and he didn’t want to wait to become king, so he found an abandoned kingdom and now calls it his own
  • It usually gets lonely in his kingdom despite all the animals (though Bakugou would never admit it), so he has a tendency to capture people and make them stay at his kingdom, which is how he got his two loyal henchmen Kirishima and Kaminari
  • He’s a special one, he’s not a dragon tamer, but he’s a beast tamer, they’re similar in means of taming something, but beast tamers are more focused around a variety of animals instead of just one species like dragons (but he’s never been able to tame a dragon and it pisses him off)
  • He’s greatly feared and respected because he’s able to tame these beasts, which only boosts his ego even more, in fact one of Bakugou’s greatest feats that he brings up the most is managing to tame a gryphon, which he often calls to his side at will by whistling
  • He greatly despises other kings and princes, but he holds a special hatred for Todoroki because he thinks that half and half bastard is a snob and needs to go back to his own turf
  • Kidnapped Izuku because he needed an alchemist, but wasn’t expecting to get a dragon tamer instead, he kept him anyway in hopes of getting a dragon and gave him the name Deku (despite Izuku already having a name which he ignores)

Momo:

  • Comes from a wealthy noble family
  • She’s the kingdom’s alchemist, her intelligence is well known and her main source of income is selling the information she knows, the information is mostly about the lands outside of the kingdom and different types of brews and potions that can be created
  • Another way she makes money is by her creation quirk, however she’s constantly studying in order make exactly what people ask for since some requests can range from something simple like a doll to something a little more heavy and difficult like a canon 
  • She gets along pretty well with Satou, she’s a regular customer of his, stopping by daily for whatever is on the menu that day, if she sees a beggar on the street on her way there, she’ll buy extra and give it to them

Jirou:

  • Currently the only gunslinger among the other knights in training, and a damn good one at that
  • She became a gunslinger because she prefers long range, plus she isn’t about to lug around a huge sword everywhere she goes
  • When Jirou runs out of ammo she uses her earphone jacks as a last resort  as she doesn’t want to break the rings on them
  • The rings on her earphone jacks were a gift from Momo, given to her as a sign of respect, they’re her good luck charms and she’s never seen without them
  • She’s another common customer at Tsuyu’s pub, although Jirou doesn’t drink when she’s on duty, she just stays for the company

Satou:

  • Is the kingdom’s most famous cook, mostly known for all of his delicious sweets
  • Many of the neighboring kingdoms come to visit during special occasions just to get a chance to try his sweets, and so far no one has been left unsatisfied
  • If not for his cooking, he’d mostly be overlooked as some peasant, which he won’t allow
  • He keeps most of his major recipes a secret, he remembers them all and has never written them down so his recipes aren’t stolen and made better by some other cook

Tsuyu:

  • The main owner of the pub in the kingdom called “The Floppy Frog”, it’s extremely popular with the locals and wandering travelers
  • She doesn’t really drink she only serves them, when asked if she’d like to drink she’ll politely refuse and say that she’d prefer to be sober on the job
  • Usually has someone strong or intimidating inside the pub to keep everyone safe and to prevent bar fights, like an assassin or a knight (she favors Tokoyami, not only does he do the job, he also stays later than most, he’s good company when in a conversation too)  
  • Her cooking is a force to be reckoned with, it’s not better than Satou’s, but it’s near there, and so far her best dish is her homemade jello
  • When she’s not working at the pub, she’s away at her parent’s babysitting her younger siblings

Uraraka:

  • She’s a common customer at Tsuyu’s bar, coming in daily to check up on Tsuyu and anyone she happens to stumble upon there
  • She’s labeled as a psychic because of her quirk, but mistaken as a witch due to her attire, Uraraka prefers being called a psychic since witch doesn’t fit her at all
  • It’s not unusual to see flying logs around her hut, she practices using her quirk with them, but also sells them to those who need firewood
  • Her parents are carpenters and Uraraka tries to help them when she can, but they usually refuse when she asks to work full time with them
  • She’s never in one place for too long making her difficult to find, it’s her daily routine to travel constantly around town for more ways to improve her quirk, or to just visit with someone

Tokoyami:

  • A well known assassin due to his quirk and amazing sneak attack skills, he’s nicknamed ‘The Reaper’ because he strikes at night and his dark feathers are mistaken has a hood
  • Dark Shadow likes to toy with his victims, but Tokoyami disapproves of this as he likes to get the job done quick and sees it as needlessly cruel
  • There have been times where he’s let his victim live out of pity, since some of the people who hire him are out for revenge instead of an actual purpose that would benefit them
  • Someone once tried to hire him to assassinate All Might, he laughed for the first time that day
  • He would never do something dishonorable such as take down his victim while they’re asleep, instead he’ll wait until they wake up (or wake them up himself, which has happened before because he got impatient, it was an awkward experience)

Autistic!Groot experiences emotional exchanges the same way neurotypical “Terrans” (Earthlings) experience a conversation.

For Groot, a ‘conversation’ may look like this.

[Groot and Peter Quill (Star-Lord) exchange smiles.]

[Groot catches Rocket’s tears on a taproot.]


People say autism is a ‘disconnect’, but that’s not true. Groot connects deeply with people on a level that is far beyond words or description. Especially Rocket because my headcanon has their pasts and their trauma so tightly linked together.

The ironic thing? I think it rubbed off on autistic!Drax, but I think Drax is also able to empathize because he suffered through the loss of his own family.

[Drax comforts Rocket as he cries over the only undamaged twig left behind after Groot sacrificed himself on the Dark Aster.]

modeststroke  asked:

For the opinion thing (not sure if this counts) I would kind of like to hear more about what you think of Manon having learning disabilities and maybe how it affects her relationship with Alain or her own journey? In my opinion it might be a big reason of why she's so stubborn. Maybe it makes her want to be able to do things herself and prove she doesn't need others to help her, so she doesn't listen when Alain tells her something won't work or she should do something differently? Long ask oops

Ah I love answering these things! 

“what (do) you think of Manon having learning disabilities?” 

I’m not 100% sure what exactly you mean with this question because I have already told you that I headcanon Mairin having learning disabilities and concentration problems, and I’m not sure how much I can add (edit: apparently a lot) but I’m trying my best. 

So, she has dyslexia, which obviously makes reading really hard for her, and she can’t understand why the letters and words keep changing places, and why she often notices that she has accidentally skipped a word or even a full sentence when she’s reading. She was never officially diagnosed with dyslexia (nor did she know what it is), until she met Alain; I liked your fic about Mairin having problems with reading so much that I totally took that headcanon to myself, and I imagine that Alain encourages Mairin to talk about her learning disabilities with professionals. 

At first she’s a bit on denial, not wanting to accept that she has a disability, and she might even be a bit angry at Alain for suggesting such a thing, but eventually she does talk about it with someone, and after learning more about dyslexia she starts reading books with bigger fonts, and if available, uses audiobooks too. With Alain they practice reading out loud every now and then, but Alain tries to make her as comfortable as possible; letting Mairin for example pet Chespie while reading, and telling her to stop if she starts feeling anxious (if she slams the book on the wall, Alain knows it’s definitely time to stop). Professor Sycamore also lets them use some picture cards and games he uses with his younger students (I’m sure that as a professor he has to do some teaching every now and then too) to help those who aren’t that good at reading. 

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With Sorbet and Gelato dead, La Squadra lost their best tactitions and a lot of their info gathering abilities.

The two of them were really great at managing some of the more technical gang work. They watched finances, attained fake paperwork/identification when needed, struck deals and bribed, etc.

They fell more into the cool headed category, contrasting quite a bit with people like Formaggio and Ghiaccio. La Squadra definitely felt an imbalance after losing them. Risotto is able to keep his cool well, Prosciutto as well (most of the time). 

But Sorbet and Gelato were really a driving force in what kept La Squadra afloat - It wasn’t just about the flashy front work and murder, it was the designs behind the scenes that kept the group safe and organized.

I’m calling it right now that Wally and Norman are the voice actors for Bendy and Boris respectively.

I’m also calling it right now that the two are probably good friends because they’re at least 1000% done with everyone else’s bullshit (’cept for Susie. They like her.)

1ST RULE: tag 9 muses you would like to know better
2ND RULE: BOLD the statements that are true for your muse

tagged by: Stole it ‘,;^)
tagging: Whoever wants to do this! Feel free to tag me as the one who tagged you!

APPEARANCE:

  • I am 5'7" or taller
  • I wear glasses
  • I have at least one tattoo
  • I have at least one piercing
  • I have blonde hair
  • I have brown eyes
  • I have short hair
  • My abs are at least somewhat defined
  • I have or have had braces

PERSONALITY:

  • I love meeting new people
  • People tell me that I’m funny
  • Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me
  • I enjoy physical challenges
  • I enjoy mental challenges
  • I’m playfully rude with people I know well
  • I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it
  • There is something I would change about my personality

ABILITY:

  • I can sing well
  • I can play an instrument
  • I can do over 30 pushups without stopping
  • I’m a fast runner
  • I can draw well
  • I have a good memory
  • I’m good at doing math in my head
  • I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute
  • I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling
  • I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch
  • I know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES:

  • I enjoy playing sports
  • I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else
  • I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else
  • I have learned a new song in the past week
  • I work out at least once a week
  • I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months
  • I have drawn something in the past month
  • I enjoy writing
  • FANDOMS ARE MY #1 PASSION
  • I do or have done martial arts

EXPERIENCES:

  • I have had my first kiss
  • I have had alcohol
  • I have scored the winning goal in a sports game
  • I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting
  • I have been at an overnight event
  • I have been in a taxi
  • I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year
  • I have beaten a video game in one day
  • I have visited another country
  • I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts

RELATIONSHIPS:

  • I’m in a relationship
  • I have a crush on a celebrity
  • I have a crush on someone I know
  • I have been in at least 3 relationships
  • I have never been in a relationship
  • I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them
  • I get crushes easily
  • I have had a crush on someone for over a year
  • I have been in a relationship for at least a year
  • I have had feelings for a friend

MY LIFE:

  • I have at least one person I consider a “best friend”
  • I live close to my school
  • My parents are still together
  • I have at least one sibling
  • I live in the united states
  • There is snow right now where I live
  • I have hung out with a friend in the past month
  • I have a smartphone
  • I have at least 15 CD’s
  • I share my room with someone

RANDOM SHIT:

  • I have breakdanced
  • I know a person named Jamie
  • I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce
  • I have dyed my hair
  • I’m listening to one song on repeat right now
  • I have punched someone in the past week
  • I know someone who has gone to jail
  • I have broken a bone
  • I have eaten a waffle today
  • I know what I want to do with my life
  • I speak at least 2 languages
  • I have made a new friend in the past year

not to be… a bitter fat person

but some people obsessively post fat or “chubby” headcanons and i’m like… i know you’re skinny and what you’re doing is creepy

like you can just tell when a skinny person is writing the “chubby” headcanons because it’s all about how soft the fat is and how the “chubby” person LOVES tummy kisses and wearing confident crop tops and all that shit

and it’s just amazing to me how ~Chubby Chasing~ is now progressive fanshit. 

i wish you guys thought like 30% more critically about how you write and fetishize fat bodies because like… it makes me feel really gross. especially since y’all still LOVE to ignore shit like sag and stretch marks and double chins and fat rolls and how sometimes being fat means sweating more or tiring easily and running out of breath.

like y’all can’t write or headcanon fat people, you write and headcanon “softer” and “bigger” skinny people.