not a fan of selena gomez lol

I hate it when people ask me to describe what the book I’m reading is about because I know you mean you want me to give you a short, basic description but I can’t do that, no, either you get the whole life story of the book or you read the goddamn back

anonymous asked:

If Ziam is real they clearly have an open relationship because it doesn't take intense digging to find receipts on them sexting girls as recently as the week just gone.

Oh yeah, let’s not question THOSE sources. Because Zayn and Liam are clearly just sitting around slipping into people’s DMs. 

It is a fact that all five members of One Direction have their social media accounts monitored, and often run, by social media managers. The Rye Social is the company that managed (manages?) 1D’s social media account, both for the band and personal accounts.

It’s rare that some information about shady shit that a celebrity as high profile as Zayn Malik or Liam Payne will just appear online organically. Just like, if a celebrity as high profile as Louis Tomlinson, who was in the midst of a world tour with his band whose main demographic is young women and girls, got a rando pregnant, there is no. way. in. hell. that any PR manager would let that story leak. And they CERTAINLY wouldn’t let it leak while the girl was still in her first trimester. 90% of people wait longer to tell their friends and family that they’re pregnant than they did to tell the entire world that she was apparently pregnant. 

My point is, these stories and screenshots and multiple photos taken in clubs that just happen to clearly catch someone looking like they’re standing pretty close to someone else with the flash on are a pretty convenient way of making you question your goddamn sanity. It’s called gaslighting. 

“Liam and Zayn can’t be together! Look at all these chicks they’re sleeping with!”

“Louis can’t be gay! Look at him standing close to a girl!” 

Just because these things are caught with cameraphones and screenshots does not make them immediately legitimate. 

Think about what screenshots like this serve to reiterate. First of all, that Liam and Zayn are straight. And second of all, that they’re complete morons because why would they put their cheating plans in writing? It’s pretty consistent with the media portrayal of both of them from 1DHQ. Well, definitely with Zayn’s character in terms of the cheating thing, but I’m sure Simon Cowell is doing everything he can in his power to discredit Liam’s character at the moment. 

It would be very simple to be like, “Of course they’re going to sleep with lots of girls! They’re young and in the most successful band in the world.” That would certainly be consistent with the rock and roll lifestyle. 

How-ev-er, there is one thing that should be like, “Hi, I’m a red flag!” And it’s this guy:

Niall travelled the goddamn world on a lad’s holiday doing God knows what and we got one or two fan photos. Niall dated Selena Gomez. You know how I know he dated Selena Gomez? Because a friend texted me from Shoreditch House to say, “lol Niall and Selena Gomez are sitting next to us and they keep making out.” 

So you’re telling me that Niall can (semi-)publicly make out with one of the biggest stars in the world and not only do most people not know about it, but not one magazine or newspaper reported on it? But Zayn, Liam, Louis and Harry look at a girl crosseyed and it’s a Daily Mail exclusive? 

One of these things is not like the other.  

And that’s all I have to say about that.


ally @tomlitsons was blessed and got to spend a whole day with me :D she ended up getting a bag with me in fossil after my selena gomez moment with the worker ahgksjfd. we spent like an hour in a pet store watching puppies lol. she got to experience drunk me which is loud and talkative after like one drink lmao. we also got to experience shawn mendes (she’s a fake fan) together because she had two open seats next to her. i still feel like a rebel tbh. we finished up at a diner, and then i played slow hands in the uber on the way home when our drive said we can be the djs. it was a very fun day <3 SEE YOU SOOONNNNN

It’s times like this I love being an Ariana Stan. Like sure we had #doughnutgate but honestly that was such a ridiculous scandal. Being her fan just consists of watching videos of her dogs and her cute ass group of friends having a good time like its so chill and pure and drama free.

sweeet-story  asked:

I know you probably won't see this but I want to share my opinion with you anyways lol . So I'm a huge Camila Fan (even though I know she did 5H girls wrong ) but to be honest I think that Camila will end up as " a Selena Gomez " sooooo over-rated ( even though my girl got talent ) and Lauren an actuall potential will be " a Demi Lovato " sooooo under-rated ( Queens ) ; it always struck me that way . What do you think ?

Lmao yeah I can see that for sure
One Direction’s Niall Horan and Louis Tomlinson forced to change phone numbers bombarded with disgusting messages
ONE Direction stars Niall Horan and Louis Tomlinson have been forced to change their phone numbers after being inundated with ‘disgusting’ messages.

The boys took to Twitter to complain about their invasion of privacy in a series of angry messages – before joking about challenging the perpetrators to a rap battle to ‘destroy’ them.

An exasperated Louis tweeted: “Time to change my number .. Getting some disgusting stuff on what’s app… Losers !”

His bandmate Niall quickly responded saying: “Me too mate. Horrific some of the things people are saying.”

Despite clearly being upset about the situation, dad-of-one Louis jokingly tweeted: “Maybe we should challenge them to a rap battle and destroy them in 64 bars?”

Their good mate and One Direction video director Ben Winston also got involved – promoting his new show Rap Battle by tweeting: “Good idea. Then we can put it on Drop the Mic.”

The news comes just hours after pop singer Justin Bieber deleted his Instagram account after falling out with his fans.

Yesterday he warned his fans that he would make his Instagram private if they continued to post cruel comments about his new girlfriend Sofia Richie.

He wrote: “I’m gonna make my Instagram private if you guys don’t stop the hate this is getting out of hand, if you guys are really fans you wouldn’t be so mean to people that I like.”

His ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez then stepped in to offer fans her support and said: “If you can’t handle the hate then stop posting pictures of your girlfriend lol -it should be special between you two only.

“Don’t be mad at your fans. They love you. They were there for you before anyone.”

The pair then became embroiled in a public row – which included Justin appearing to accuse Selena of cheating on him with Zayn Malik.

It’s also not the first time One Direction have had issues with overzealous fans – just last month Niall hit out after a fan took a picture of him while he was sleeping on a plane.

After the image appeared online, he tweeted: “I think this s**t is unreal. I mean if you can’t sleep on a plane without people taking photos of you,what can u do (sic).”

last night I was with Sean Kingston to give him his grills finally and work out a deal on a new piece, he had to take off to film some show “make your mark?” and I don’t know anything about the show except that it’s a disney show and he and selena gomez are the judges… so I didn’t go last night.

today, I met up with Sean to finish up some business…. then headed to work. I was supposed to be at a show for my bros Far East Movement in Long Beach, but a few set backs with work held me back…

so I get a call from Sean to meet the Prince of Dubai (yes no joke) and, so I drove all the way to the set of the show and chilled for a little bit…. after while, I see Selena and a lot of disney tv actors all around and I guess there was a meet and greet? I don’t know… I make jewelry for a lot of celebrities and athletes, so I don’t ever get star struck…. I think Prince and Michael Jackson changed the way I act around famous people…. so anyways…. I see Selena walk by me and Sean starts to talk to her, I hear some small talk and she says she misses Justin a lot, etc etc… Sean says “hey Ben have you met Selena before?” I said no… but it’s cool. I don’t think she’s gonna like me because I made JB’s halloween costume grills…. so he introduces me anyways along with Seans manager Jen… and Seans like, “Selena, you know BEN” I said, she prolly does, but she’s not gonna like me and then Selena says “ohhhh I don’t like you! you’re the one who made Justin’s grill huh?” I said yeah….. does he wear it? ” Selena said “YES! he definitely wears it! (stone face towards me) and I’m thinking to myself like damn…. she’s actually really sweet though, I can tell lol… so She says let’s play a prank on Justin…. and I agreed (why not right?) let’s take a pic and then send the guys the pic and under it say “guess who’s getting a grill? so I grabbed my jewelry bag which has my jewels and mold kits for grills etc in there…. so I had Seans Manager take a pic of us and I sent it to Kenny, Alfredo, Ryan and Justin….

it was around 7:30pm in mexico so I didn’t expect to get a call or text back because I know they’re on the road and on tour….. 30 minutes later…. Kenny hits me like “No Way! Lol” I forget to reply back to him…. so my phone rings after I don’t reply back…. sure enough its Kenny and he’s like bro, wtf? cmon? for real? I’m in mexico, if you could see my face right now. what’s going on? who’s paying for her grill…. I’m like, bro she’s a millionaire, she can do what she likes… lol…. so he’s like mannnnn, this is gonna cause some trouble and I know we’re gonna be blamed for it if she gets a grill lmao…. are you kidding me? I’m just laughing thinking about how crazy he looks right now.

so meanwhile, I tell Selena and she’s cracking up…. I didn’t do anything else, I didn’t say it was a joke or anything… a few hours later, I get a text from Justin saying “call me” and I’m like…. damn, he’s gonna be mad or tell me to take it down….

I wonder if he talked to Selena yet…. fuck it, so I call him…. he says “cmon bro. is she really getting a grill? (I’ve talked to him enough on the phone to know his voice and different sounds, from regular to really happy) and he was definitely concerned like “please say it’s a joke”…. so I’m thinking to myself, like damn, I know in the last 3 hours he’s had to have talked to his girl and he had to ask her…. I can’t believe she’s really stringing this little prank along for so long…. she’s really cool for playing the joke for real! haha

after a while, I couldn’t take it…. I can’t do that to my little homey lol, so I called him back again and told him naw bro, cmon man, your girl is NOT getting a grill. she just wanted to play a joke on you. I didn’t think she had it in her lol…. All G, he laughed, I laughed…. I let his and her fans know on twitter it was just for fun.


peace everyone

PS: Selena is a really nice girl, and the whole JB camp is always swaggerific with me. I got nothing but love for them, all great peoples….. I don’t know if after reading this, this makes any sense… but it was just a small prank played on a prankster

—  Ben Baller (Selena Pranking Justin) - (October 1, 2011) 
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