not a bad birthday

Jake is rly bad with time. When they were in the game for 5 months, he thought it was a year but said it still felt like a couple weeks. He also thought he talked to Jane about 2 days ago when really it was 2 weeks.
Jake is bad with time. Horrible.
He didn’t forget Jane’s birthday because he’s a Big Bad Asshole. He just can’t keep track of this stuff. He really can’t. Jane and the fandom should have been way more understanding of that instead of blaming and accusing him.

gran-kaiosama  asked:

Okay this is my question: Which is the most cheessy-romantic-girly thing you made to get a date?

Dang, you made me realize that I don’t really pursue girls ‘cause I’m way too much of a chicken. I let them come to me haha I’m definitely a romancer, but I don’t think I’ve ever had a chance to do any of that shit ‘cause I’ve never dated anyone seriously.

The one time I did make the first move, I got a girl this really cool dragon earring (she dug dragons) that, like, winds around your ear. It was bad ass. (I got it for her birthday, but pussed out and had it on me for 2 months before I got up the courage to actually give it to her.)

My 28th birthday is 1 (one) week from tomorrow and while I love parties I have been too busy to plan a big party && also am not really feeling it this year so here are some ideas I have had of things to do to celebrate:

- Go on a Tinder date. Don’t tell them it’s my birthday. (Obviously a bad idea but has potential for whackiness.)
- Get one or both of my nipples pierced (This is supposed to be what I do for my 30th but the world is on fire and I deserve something nice.)
- Splurge for a private boxing class. Punch things. Scream.
- Get a small but colorful tattoo. Maybe of a bumble bee.
- Have people over to play True American from New Girl. Find out if we can understand rules to True American from New Girl. (I know this is LIKE a party but it would only need like six people so it seems pretty safe and easy.)
- Drink a whole bottle of champagne and eat fancy cheese fondue while watching When Harry Met Sally in a cute underwear set in bed and petting my cat.
- Break into my store in the middle of the night and steal all the small houseplants I’ve been coveting but not wanting to spend money on. Turn my bedroom into a jungle. Begin a life of crime.
- A calm evening of drinks with close friends at a bar I don’t have any bad memories at.

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.

they have a birthday party for both the lalondes and striders starting the night of the 3rd and carrying on in the morning of the 4th

Happy birthday to my kids

(i didnt have time to draw dirk but he’s there roxy wouldnt let him celebrate alone)