not 2 proud about this but what can a gal do

Alright guys so I’ve seen something happening over and over again on posts about Wonder Woman and Gal Gadot and I am caving and making an entire post about it.

This has to do with claims that she is a Zionist and that she’s an awful human being because she served in the IDF (the Israeli Army) and yada yada.

FIRST OF ALL: Serving in the Israeli military is required of all citizens. She served for 2 years as a combat TRAINER. She was badass enough to be a combat trainer in one of the most deadly armed forces in the world (these are the people who created Krav Maga, okay?) and she did not engage in active combat. She killed no one. Her service was mandatory and after she got out, she went to law school because she is very passionate about justice and social issues. The most noteworthy thing about her views on her time in the military is that she says quite frequently that she wishes no country had the need for a military. She is very much a proponent of peace.

As for the Zionism claims… there you get into the debate of what Zionism actually means. Does it automatically mean you are anti-Palestinian, or does it simply mean you believe in the Jewish state of Israel? I’ll let you decide but…

Here is what I do know about Gal: She is an Israeli. She was born and raised there. She believes her people have a right to their homeland because they, like her, were born and raised there. I have seen NOTHING of her saying anything hateful about Palestinians. You can argue about history all you like but the important thing is actually THE PEOPLE. The moment we side with a government over people is the moment we lose. Most people alive today in that area were born and raised there and so it IS THEIR HOME, regardless of them being Israeli or Palestinian. It is home to them both. (Again, not arguing the HISTORY of the people. But the actual people who are alive there today.) The goal should not be to take sides with either government, but to hope that the people themselves can coexist peacefully and happily. That is what Gal believes in. She wants the conflict to stop and for peace to be achieved. Just because she is a proud Israeli and a proud Jew does not mean she is automatically anti-Palestinian or anything else. Personally I think it is amazing and beautiful that an Israeli Jewish woman is portraying Wonder Woman, one of the most iconic superheroes of all time. 

Other things about Gal? She is most proud of being a mother to a 4-year-old little girl named Alma. Her daughter loves princesses but Gal says Alma has told her that princesses seem weak and that they always need a prince to save them. Gal said that broke her heart because she wants her daughter to grow up knowing that women are amazing and can do anything, and so can she. So being Wonder Woman has come at the perfect time for her because her daughter is watching her every move and she says Wonder Woman embodies everything that is wonderful about women. Not only is she strong and brave and fierce… she is compassionate and kind and intelligent. Gal says she hopes women AND MEN will see Diana/Wonder Woman and understand and appreciate all the complexities of being a woman and how powerful we are just by being ourselves. She’s also a real goofball and loves to joke around and dance on set. AND she gained… wait for it… 17 lbs of muscle for the role! That is INSANE! Not to mention that I’ve never heard anyone more coherently understand the true nature of Diana the way Gal does. She understands that the best thing about Wonder Woman is how truly GOOD she is… how much she cares and believes in mankind, and yet that compassion does not undermine her strength and power. Instead it enhances it. She really GETS the character and that’s why I’m so excited to see her portrayal.

So yeah… can we please stop blindly hating on her because someone somewhere made some claim and we think it makes us smart and politically superior to believe it and support it? It doesn’t. It just makes you look like a weak-minded jerk. Do your own research. This goes for other things as well. Don’t jump on hate trains just because you want to seem cool or smart.

GAL GADOT IS AMAZING AND IS GOING TO BE AN AWESOME WONDER WOMAN! I leave you with this gif of her being adorable on set of BvS.


Obviously this will contain spoilers. Bear with me. This is all by memory and as chronological as I can so this is super lengthy.

I can’t stop thinking about this. Here in Tumblr, I’ve seen a lot of other people’s theories, some Bechloe details they’ve spotted in the movie, and even the subcontexts. (Hurrah, you guys!) But please, allow me to do another take. Or maybe just a combination of all the ideas in most shippers’ heads.

PP2 Chloe, first of all, was so afraid to leave the Bellas that she had to fail classes, right? Yet, when they graduated, she stayed with Beca and Fat Amy. I mean, Fat Amy and Beca were already roommates in PP2 so it wouldn’t be a surprise if they just continue that. But Chloe? That’s actually pretty interesting. It makes me wonder why.

So now, the three of them are living together— in a 2-bedroom small-spaced apartment. Fat Amy, I agree, would need her own bed to herself. So our Bechloe may have been “forced” to share a bed, like share a bed by default. We all know where this is going because grumpy cat Beca sleeps with bouncy happy Chloe. There will be no personal boundaries regardless of how much one would’ve complained at first. Eventually, Chloe wears Beca down.

3 years of that, and you tell me Bechloe won’t fall into a mutual kind of understanding about each other’s feelings. Fat Amy is basically just blocking actual sexual tendencies between the other two. In my scenario, Beca and Chloe are much much much closer than Chloe was to Aubrey and Beca was to Fat Amy. To the point actually that everything that happens in their lives, the first thing they do is let the other one know. So this is where PP3 opens.

Remember in the apartment scene, Chloe asked, “What happened?”. Fat Amy then replied that Beca was fired. And Chloe’s face there was just like I knew that already but I have to pretend it shocked me so you won’t question how I know and you don’t.

Next scene, they went to the “reunion” with the New Bellas. And everything Bechloe in those scenes were in other people’s post already (ie the cup, the songs mentioned). There was also a moment there where Chloe said, “They all definitely have boyfriends”. There’s a gif going around on what kind of face Beca pulls in response to this. In my head, I translated it to “We share a bed. We sleep together. You cuddle with me. I text you a lot. We eat together. We do a lot of things together when Fat Amy ditches us to party or date because she doesn’t have a legit job she needs to wake up early to. We’re definitely more than best friends now, Chloe. Why the heck do you sound so envious of these young girls having boyfriends? What am I, chopped liver?” Well, I may have overthought that brief second expression but whatever.

Drunk Chloe making a toast is not new to Beca. She’s probably seen and dealt with something worse. So Bechloe was just interacting with other Bellas so nobody will be suspicious (because they obviously know that the other Bellas are aware of Bhloe). Basically, that’s the only reason why they’re being lowkey. They just don’t want to draw any unnecessary attention to themselves. Because even though they have a mutual understanding, no one really confessed anything. Which leads us to

Spain, Bellas! Chicago enters the scene and Beca immediately notices smitten Chloe. Oh boy! We all know Chloe is down for anything. So I also agree that lust is what she has for this guy in uniform. (So in the Riff-off, I just want to encourage all of you to watch Background Beca.) The Bellas got off the van and some details here about Chicago offering her hand to Chloe and to Beca, too, but she just didn’t take it. When they get to their rooms, the Bellas’ heads peaked out of their doors one by one. Of all rooms, Bechloe chose to be next to each other’s. They have separate door numbers but their rooms are certainly side by side. And they’re both on the bed, too, with the “picking chocolates” scene. They may not talk directly to each other but their closeness manifested, for sure.

Theo comes in and talks to Beca but she just isn’t down for dudes. She said he looks like a turtle. Uhm what? He’s nice to her but she blows him with that? Somebody’s still probably thinking about a pining lady over uniform guy and isn’t just in the mood to entertain. “That was so much eye contact”, she said with a kind of tone that suggests she finds it weird and disturbing. And don’t we remember the shower scene with Chloe’s “hypnotizing eyes”?

Bellas perform Cheap Thrills. (I just scream when bechloe are in the same frame, that’s all.)

The ladies are in a room discussing using instruments and such and Bechloe are on the bed (again!). This is the scene where Emily storms in and tells them to dress up. So they went to the Casino, and when Aubrey tells them to pair up, Bechloe walked off together. Now, this is mentioned already so many times. But I just want to say that I actually would’ve expected Aubrey and Chloe to pair up and Fat Amy and Beca to pair up. It makes sense, doesn’t it? But I get why they have to make Fat Amy all by herself. So one pair got a 3rd person. Anyway, this is where the infamous boob grab scene happens. Chloe actually felt Beca up a bit and so the lady had to ask, “Dude, what is this about?” It’s like, we’re so distracted and busy with the USO Tour and now is the time that you think is the best to start doing this? It’s a good thing Aubrey intervened. Or is it NOT a good thing? I mean, by the looks of Chloe, she seems to be wanting to do that for a while, maybe thinking “I’ve seen these but I don’t actually know how they feel in my hands. Unlike Prince’s butt. Let me push them a little bit. It’s different when she’s awake or I pretend to accidentally brush my hands over them.”

Remember in the suite when Theo asked to borrow Beca? Chloe was about to go with them, right? That’s why Turtle boy had to say just for a second. I mean, even that guy realized they’re a pair that actually needs permission when separated. I mean, Flo was there, too. And some Bellas. But Bechloe, well…

Beca and Chloe don’t have to talk for us to realize there’s something going on there.

Now they’re in Italy, I think. Remember when the Bellas were in the pool talking about Evermoist? This is when Beca bumps into Theo, with her arms up, covering her chest. She doesn’t even want any physical contact with this dude. Seriously! Also, the other Bellas went out for a drink and Chloe made a toast again. She’s been drinking through this movie. I wonder if it’s because of a certain small DJ and a handsome stranger surnamed Walp. Like, she’s undeniably trying to sort out her feelings for Beca and her lust for Chicago. That dude is charming so it still makes sense. She gets distracted again, of course, because of the whole hostage crisis situation.

Beca, of all safe places to sit, decides to hide behind Chloe. Surprise, girl friend! I’m here to save you. And the snaps we see of Bechloe during Toxic, with the eye contact? You tell me that isn’t a mix of I’m glad you’re here, we’re gonna survive this and if we’re gonna die tonight, I’m gonna regret not making out with you. This performance is key to Bechloe.

A lot of things are revealed in the confessions scene. Beale was probably gonna surprise Beca beforehand by telling her first that she passed her vet test but they were really in a complex situation so she had to say that in front of everyone. Beca still looks proud of her though. So there’s that.

She loves hugs,” Chloe speaks. Of course, she says that. She knows. She mainly played a major part in that. She probably just didn’t know Beca meant HER hugs. Beca loves HER hugs. But it was still a heartwarming moment for the Bellas.

And now, we’re in the end. Freedom may have been Beca’s coming out song. I know a lot of people said that already and I don’t see why not. Chloe looks really proud of her. She was just sitting with Chicago but she’s probably glad Beca invited all the Bellas up. That way she leaves cute guy behind.

Bechloe hug after the song. Beca probably whispers, “This is more like the hug that I learned to love.” And this is where it became so obvious to everyone that Beca and Chloe really are endgame.

They probably talk about this in private afterwards, where you can imagine the confession happened, or maybe not yet. Still this is when they knew they should end up together.

Chloe still has that kiss scene with Chicago, though, right? So what was that about? How does that make Bechloe real? Well, this scene was fixed by a drabble I read that actually made sense to me. In that said fic, Chloe only kissed Chicago to let that “guy in uniform is so hot” out of her system. That’s it. It doesn’t mean anything. That’s possible. Without doubt, she told Beca about that and the other gal is probably like, “I don’t really mind. Especially now I know you’re really into me.” I kinda picture Beca as someone who is not easily jealous without reason.

So there you go. I explained it. Bechloe is real. Bechloe is endgame. I can finally sleep because I can believe now that this is what happened in the movie.

For Joanie 

Joanie - I know you and I know you’ve probably spent the past five years working your ass off and doing nothing else. Which I appreciate of course, because, you know, here I am, but based on your CD collection (CDs Joan!!! CDs!!! What are you doing!?!? iTunes has existed for nearly 20 years), you haven’t been buying new music. I checked your computer too. You don’t have Spotify or anything (it’s this new streaming service that I don’t understand).

Just so you don’t think I’ve been sitting at home watching Netflix all day, I’ve also been catching up on the last five years of music. Sam and the boys have tried to get me up to speed on all things pop culture but there’s just so much. It’s been a big undertaking and I’m making this a family project now. You and I are both going to start listening to music that’s been released since 2011 (spoiler alert: pop music got gooooood). You need to know what’s going on in the zeitgeist, Joanie. You can’t just listen to Radiohead and The Beach Boys on repeat forever. (don’t worry, I got you an actual Christmas present, this is just a bonus)

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wolfbro92  asked:

Hello, I am trying to avoid falling into the pit fall that is trying to write a female character who is very in control of her sexuality and also dresses in fairley reveling way, without objectifing her. She dresses like she does because she wants it to be very clear to every one around her that it is not a matter of whether not she could punt you through a wall but rather how far you would go after that. and she is well out of the 'confused' period of her life, and into the 'proud to be me' .

Hello!  For the purposes of this response, I’m going to assume you’re a (heterosexual?) male author, in which the first step I’d recommend for writing about this is to consult as many women as possible about it.  Seeing as I am a women, I’d say you’re ahead of the game in this department.  

Next, here are some personal tips and rules of thumb for writing about sexual female characters without sexualizing them:

1.  Treat them as people.  

Regardless of how promiscuous, attractive, and sexual your character is, she will have defining traits beyond that.  Focus on your character’s personality before you describe her appearance.  Spend some time working out her idiosyncrasies, quirks, likes and dislikes, that don’t involve sex.  Make sure she’s a well-rounded character before you even think about focusing on her sexuality;  her appearance should be an afterthought, not a defining feature.  

This goes for characters of all genders:  regardless of how stunningly attractive they’re emphasized to be, regardless of the author’s relentless descriptions of their “rock hard abs” or “ample breasts,” the characters I find most attractive are invariably the ones with a strong and well-defined personality.  

Basically, regardless of how sexy your character is, she is, first and foremost, a person, with a fully developed personality.  Remember that, and you’ll be several steps ahead of your fellow male authors.

2.  Make sure she’s dressed practically and appropriately.   

Revealing clothes are great.  I’ll show cleavage like nobody’s business.  But don’t fall into the false empowerment purgatory of ridiculously revealing clothes that are neither appropriate to the situation nor practical for what your character is doing.  

For instance, if your character is kicking ass and taking names, she should not be doing it like this:

If your character is setting out for a fight, avoid gratuitous cleavage, showing too much skin, and basically anything that looks like it could just as easily be exhibited in a Victoria’s Secret ad.  

Some more practical options for your female characters include full-body spandex (like male superheroes have been wearing since spandex was invented), cargo pants and tank tops, and athletic-wear.  I also personally enjoy basically any character in full-body latex or leather, and it’s totally not because its a personal kink of mine.

In a quiet, controlled, dress up-y setting, your character can wear the revealing clothes she prefers, but there are some basic guidelines for this as well:      

3.  Stay away from gratuitously focusing on breasts. 

“My full breasts swelled invitingly over the lacy rim of my sports bra.”  “Her small breasts swung loosely beneath her poncho.”  “She purred as she contentedly patted her young breasts dry.”

So many male writers do this, and it never fails to grate on me.  Even if your character is wearing the most cleavage-bearing, Jessica Rabbit-esque getup imaginable, she will not be thinking about her boobs 24/7, especially if it’s told in the first person. 

The only time I’m actively thinking about my breasts is when I’m thinking about how much they’re fucking annoying me.  Right now, for example, I’m thinking about them because all my bras are in the wash and the only one available was one of my mom’s sports bras, and it feels like a goddamn binder.  

Do I love them?  Am I happy to have them?  Yes, but sometimes they fucking suck, man.  

On that note, however, the feeling of taking off a bra is heavenly, and I do occasionally like putting my hands on them for no particular reason.  

If you want to emphasize that your character is physically beautiful, and she’s wearing revealing clothing, here are a few body parts that I wish authors would pay more attention to: 

“The lean, well-defined muscles of her back rippled like liquid.”  

“The slit up the side of her evening gown showed off a smooth expanse of thigh.”  

“Her hair was braided to one side, calling attention to her slender neck and sharp jawline and showing off her toned shoulders.”     

This might be the queer gal in me talking, but I’d say that’s a definite improvement.

4.  Allow her to have physical flaws.

“Her lovely sloping waist gave way to voluptuous hips, perfectly mirroring the ample roundness of her bosoms.  Luscious locks of silky blond hair framed her heart-shaped face and high cheekbones, accentuating lush lips and a petite button nose, large eyes framed with lush lashes.”  

This is a condensed version of the descriptions I’ve read.  Authors, particularly male authors, will take up entire pages describing flawlessly beautiful female characters that probably couldn’t exist outside of a magazine.  

Don’t do this.  Even if your character is stunningly gorgeous, it’s her physical idiosyncrasies that will make her memorable.  Give her a honking laugh, a birthmark, a scar, one crooked tooth that stands out in an otherwise perfect smile.

Moreover, as a general rule of thumb, stay away from cutesy descriptors “petite button noses,” “doe eyes,” “lush, long lashes,” “doll-like,” “porcelain skin,” and basically anything else that sounds as though you’re describing a children’s toy.  One or two characters can have these features, but when every female character sounds like a porcelain doll, it gets tiresome. 

Confession time:  I like to endow my male characters with these traits just to throw people.  A lot of my male main characters will be described as having large, doe-like eyes with long lashes, lush pink lips, delicate features, and/or basically everything else cute and “feminine” with which female characters are frequently endowed. 

I feel like it’s quietly subversive, because there’s a lot of pressure for male characters to constantly be masculine (if not, it’s usually presented as comedy relief), just as it’s customary for female characters to consistently be effortlessly cute, delicate, and feminine.  

Your female characters will not always be cute, delicate, and feminine.  Even the most gorgeous people in the world will occasionally wake up with static-y, bird’s nest hair and dark raccoon circles under their eyes.  They get body odor, they go to the bathroom, they get bad breath, they get unsightly rashes, have allergic reactions, get bug bites.  

Granted, you probably won’t need to describe that in gratuitous detail, but you need to realize that women aren’t goddesses.  If your character has perfect makeup, she’s put a lot of time and energy into learning how to do perfect makeup, applying it every morning, et cetera.  If she has a perfect body, she probably works out a lot, eats a steadily healthy diet, and/or has some pretty perfect genes.  Traditional femininity is hard work;  it isn’t simply a natural state of being for women and girls.

Basically, it all goes back to point one:  treat your female characters as people.   

5.  Be open to criticism.

This applies for writing all marginalized groups to which you don’t belong.  I can and do write characters of color, for example, but I need to be open to criticism from actual people of color for when I’m doing it wrong.  

If you’re straight (which I am not), you can and should write queer characters, but you need to be open to the critiques of actual queer people when they tell you how to improve.  

And you (and again, I’m only assuming you’re male here, as it isn’t specified) can and should write female characters, but you need to keep an open ear to real women if they say you aren’t doing it right.  

This isn’t personal, and it doesn’t mean you’re a bad person;  what a lot of people need to understand on this website (and the internet in general) is that we will never reach a state of total ideological purity, just as we will never understand the experience of groups to which we do not belong.

Accept it, commit to the journey of bettering yourself as a person and as a creator, and realize that criticism is not a personal insult to you;  it’s a means by which you can grow.

I really hope this helps!!

My boyfriend reacts to Yuri On Ice - Part 2

Hello to everyone! My guy is very proud he kind of became famous on tumblr (that’s what he said, lol), so he’s willing to keep watching the show and openly react to it for you - full truth: he loves it and can’t stop watching.

PS: Do not fuel him too much, he started to be to too conceited.

Episode 4:


“Okay, no seriously, two minutes into the episode AND HE’S ALREADY NAKED.”

“This is pornography!!!! Cover your eyes!!”

“Mila is hot though”

“The eyeliner game is strong with this Lilia gal”


“Nice hair Yurio”

“He even sleeps naked what the hell”

“Anyway talking seriously, if someone wakes me in the middle of the night and finds me naked it’s not gonna end so innocently”


- he basically died from laughter when Yuri touched Victor’s hair -


“Minako clearly is on crack”

Episode 5:


“This yellow/red head dude needs to chill. And see a dentist”

“Victor Nikiforov is awakward 99% of the time he’s awake”

“Minami is staring at Yuri’s ass. It’s so clear.”


“But do you find him attractive? What if I buy a suit? Would I be attractive?” (<3)

“Yuri surely finds him attractive”

“Is that a stuffed dog with Kleenex inside? Where did he even find it”


“Oh wow Yuri’s costume is sparkling”


“This is getting me emotional, jesus fucking christ”

“Oh wait it’s Victor’s internal monologue?”


“Victor hugs him anyway so cute”

“… Oh nevermind”

“Yurio needs therapy”

Episode 6:


“I have a serious question. How many scarves and coats does Victor own”

“How can Minako afford so many plane tickets??? What the hell WHY ARE THEY ALL RICH”

“I love Yakov seriously”




“And here he is naked again!!”


“He’s clearly flirting holy fuck”

“Victor talking with girls, he coulnd’t care less am I right”

“… Phichit lost all his virility with this costume”



“Yuri’s monologue is so passionate”

“Even Phichit is slightly worried”

- he laughed through the entirety of Georgi’s programme -

“DUDE CHILL” - laughter keeps going -

- he laughed louder when it came to Chris’ turn -

- he needed to pause it when Chris’ ass was on full screen -

“Phichit’s got a crush on Yuri that is for sure”

“Yuri’s mom is so pure and nice”

Stay tuned for part 3 tonight or tomorrow 

Part 1 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5

- this anime is the only thing he’s talking about - 

Tacoma Knight 2

A/N: This one is in both perspectives. I’ve separated them with dashes. 

Warnings: None.


It’s been a few days since Happy, or as I like to call him, Mr Sexy Biker defended my honor at work. A few days since he’s had my number. I couldn’t even believe when he asked for it. Like, Me? Really? Have you seen me? I’m not exactly your model type. But he said he’d been wanting to ask me out. I still can’t believe it.

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‪"To the bone" trailer (also the new movie “feed”) ruined my night yesterday I was out here pacing and cryinnnn ngl. I’m not the gal to be this sensitive over a movie/show but hear me out. If this gets publicity like 13rw. I’m OUT. this ones way more backwards like if u care about people with EDS DONT PULL THIS SHIT (-: simple omg.

(Fully aware that some of the actors and the director have a past with an ed, and do amazing charity work) I’m not criticising lily or Keanu AT ALL, I appreciate her background with an ed.l and I think she’s so brave for it)

yes mental health should be talked about, but it’s like, that doesn’t take away from the character ygm? It’s a fiction film and the scenes of the trailer are taking the piss, there awful (triggering to the point of a relapse). It stigmatises mental illness, and 100% glamourises it. Her character is sassy, pretty and beautifully tragic, in a romantic way? get it taken down or im outta this joint /:‬

“I wish I had that problem” you wouldn’t wish for cancer or other life ending illnesses !!!

‪"it’s like you have calorie aspergers" *fist pumps* Get Away ya fool, they were celebrating??? when I was like 13 I would have watched it and get “tips"and shit. ‬I would have admired her character and thought of her as beautifully tragic. just based on the 2 minute trailer, it doesn’t show the ugly side of an ed.

‪nah im actually fuming with this ngl.‬
‪it’s the production and choice of character really. her, being someone i imagine i’d watch (when I was younger) n think woah i wish i could be like her. It already looks very cookie cutter, stereotypical girl with an eating disorder, who’s too skinny, counts all her calories, looks a certain way, and denies everything. “You look like a ghost”.

To an extent, that’s very real, but that’s not how all eds are at all. Even the name suggests you have to look a certain way to have an ed. a healthy looking body doesn’t equal a healthy mind (eating disorders are a mental illness not a physical one.) ‬

‪ppl may see this as taking it too seriously, but 1 in 4 ppl die with this illness. And the trailer alone promotes the wrong ideas. The dealt by makeup and close up of her bones rllllyyyy is just a criteria to who and who doesn’t have anorexia… :/ it makes a lot of us feel so invalid bc we didn’t look that sick at our lowest. It also makes someone struggling think “I’m not sick enough yet bc I don’t look as thin as her, so I don’t need help rn” ‬
Kinda reminds me of Cassie from skins: “I didn’t eat for three days so I could be lovely” that saids the COMPLETE wrong message to susceptible young people.

WHAT is comical about eating disorders. all the people saying we can’t step on eggshells around EDs is bullshit because humans are inherently vulnerable and respond to role models thus a show portraying a beautiful witty teen with an ED will never be ok

(Also I ain’t the only one who feels this way about the trailer at all)
Weight is simply a side effect of an eating disorder, but so is comparison. Maybe you were never tubed or forced into treatment or underweight. But it doesn’t make u less valid.

‪I’m still on the fence about this show, but I rlly admire lily and everyone for it. Just already have some issues with the way it’s been constructed. even tho it may help the minority of sufferers to have an idol etc, it still has its hung ups.‬ it would be amazing if it helped someone recover (as it’s a happy ending) it’s it’s cool to be proud of the context of the movie, but it promotes toxic actions and behaviours and 100% glamourises an ed, no doubt about it.

I’m sick to death of eds being portrayed in a glamorous light, or shown to be a phase/ problem that a little therapy can fix. To all vulnerable and impressionable audiences of the film, I fucking hope it doesn’t have a bad influence on ya bb

“To the bone” will be another middle class white girl who has anorexia and becomes skinny but makes some miraculous recovery. It will add nothing new to the eating disorder discussion and yet again, ignores OSFED. Anorexia is the most talked about and the most represented. There are countless movies and documentaries on it already with side characters having other types of eating disorders. For once I’d just like a movie that has an overweight/healthy weight person who has been starving and gets the help they need.

It make sufferers who are perhaps not as underweight (or who are unable to see themselves as that underweight) consequently see these underweight scenes and feel that they cannot seek help because they aren’t “thin enough” or “bad enough”.
Just thinking of the millions of young people who will watch it on Netflix KILLS ME inside. The show will make people without an ed think that that’s the reality of EDs, and not take certain people seriously. I hope they at least portray the loneliness/ brutality of an ed, if not the ugliness. :/
This show will 100% trigger someone into a relapse, that may/ will kill them. when it airs in a week, and ur in recovery pls be careful.

‪I called Netflix to let em kno.‬ it’s a free call too.
‪if u don’t agree, leave it be, just don’t make it cinematic ukno. stressed tf out. sigh. ‬

Being Altair’s Descendant Would Include II...


Warnings - Angsty?

Request -  hi, I just found your blog recently & I’m obsessed 😍 one of my fave works of yours is “being Altair’s descendant would include”, and I was wondering: could you make a part 2 to that would include? Maybe it’s more angsty, showing Ezio’s, Altair, etc reactions to the reader going thru the bleeding effect, going thru the same stuff Desmond did, and having pretty much the same ending Desmond did in AC3.

A/N - I am really sorry, Anon if this is not like you wanted but, I really hope you like it, anyway.

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A Thomas Sanders Appreciation Post

AKA Thomas is amazing and I love the Sanders Sides

Can we all just acknowledge that Thomas is an amazing human being? (I’m sure most people do anyway) The courage it takes to share something so deeply personal, and deliver it in such a beautiful and well crafted way, I just… I am blown away. I did not expect to cry, but I found myself with tears in my eyes. Some of the dialogue, the expressions, the editing, it just got me. It was something I could relate to so well and I really hope it’s been a helpful coping mechanism for Thomas and that he’s doing good, because honestly he deserves it. What a phenomenal person.

This man, right here, is amazing. And I’m so glad he’s got such good friends and family around him, and that there are millions of people all over who feel the same way I do.

And I’d also like to add, the man can act??? As in, I 100% believe in the Sides as characters? Every time I see them on screen I can very easily distinguish them as their own personalities. For example, I see Patton and I don’t think ‘Oh wow, Thomas is playing Patton he’s so cute’, I am invested in Patton. To make a character seem like a totally different person to yourself, especially when the whole premise is that he is part of you and obviously they all look like you, is a real skill.

None of that last paragraph made any sense, let’s move on.

I loved Roman and Virgil’s loss of control. It was obviously due to Patton trying to hide his feelings behind a curtain of happiness, but I love how Roman was just over the top fanciful to compensate for heartbreak, and Virgil was reverting into his “corrupted” voice. So good. The editing and acting was brilliant.




Ugh, sooooo good! Some of my favourite moments in this video were of Virgil or Roman just being over the top because of Patton’s room.

Also, this exchange between Roman and Patton:

Patton, cry out to him.

*he scream*

That’s just over 2 minutes in and I was in bits. The writing, the pacing of the story, the acting (again), the comedic timing, the editing… I could go on.

I’m going to go on.

This following scene is what really got me. This is when the tears started welling up and I had to pause the video to compose myself.

How you’re reacting, for however long, is completely normal. Not bad, not strange, not stupid. - Virgil Sanders.

This, man. This just got me. These two simple lines of dialogue hit me on such a personal level that I had to pause the video and walk away from it for a sec. And coming from Virgil, the source of anxiety, which is something I personally deal with? It got me. Well played, Sanders. Well played.

I’m sorry, I’m not trying to make it about me. Back to Thomas.

Can I also point out the changing photos in the frame in the background? I know everyone noticed it but I’d be a fool not to include it in this long post. The fact that it is a different picture every time it cuts back to Thomas’ shot must have taken days to edit (or probably hours, because Joan and Talyn are amazing). Regardless, it took a long time, and I would like to praise the blessings, nay, the divine miracles that are Joan and Talyn. I’m sure Thomas did loads of editing for this too but those two are honestly sent from some godlike dimension or something. The work they put in… *mind blown*

I’m also really glad that when Thomas came to his ‘resolution’ for the video, they were in the photo in the background. Little details like that make me happy.

Can we also talk about this?

Is this appealing to you, at all?

Logan, is that a… cat hoodie?

I thought this might be less cumbersome, while still catering to your… eccentric standards.

You got me a gift?!


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Ok, but seriously, Thomas, you are amazing. You will probably never see this post because oh my gawd, it is long and I am no-one. But I’m proud of everyone who managed to get all the way through it to make it to this point. Thomas is an amazing actor. The editing, especially in the closing montage (which is where the tears finally fell, btw) was phenomenal. I felt every second of it. I laughed, I cried, I rewatched it seven times and then another three times to make this post. I’m pretty sure this turned out to be even longer than my Virgil Appreciation Post, which was pretty darn long. But it was important to me to get this off my chest.

Thomas Sanders is amazing, and I appreciate him.

One last thing:

Virgil’s smile in the end card. I died.

Ok, now I’m done. I hope you’re having a great day. Sorry this post is long.

Not Your Dean (Part 14)

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Summary: One day Dean shows up and moves back into the bunker. The only problem is he’s a demon and he’s hiding something…

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11 Part 12 Part 13

Pairing: Demon!Dean x reader

Word Count: 1,900ish

Warnings: language

A/N: Some nice Sammy & reader in this…

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I re-watched fury road and decided to make A List of Things I Love, it got a bit long but herE WE GO GIRLS:

  • Furiosa tearing up as she is driving, just before she goes off road
  • The ladies doing graffiti in their room before they escape fuck yeah vandalism im kidding dont vandalise stuff thats bad but the ladies were Making A Point ok
  • Miss Giddy standing up to Joe like hell yeah girl u tell him 
  • The flame throwers lmao ok who goes into a war like situation and is like “you know what this already adrenaline-filled, dangerous situation needs? Flame throwers. That’s what.”
  • “Also we need a guy suspended by bungee chord to play guitar. His guitar will also be a flame thrower”
  • Max being super bitter about them taking his stuff i feel u max i feel u 
  • Furiosa shedding a tear before the sandstorm scene like is she thinking about how she knows there is No Going Back now she Will Be Killed? but then nah Ace comes up and is all “why can’t you go back? what did you do?” and you can see her resolve harden and she is all fuck yes lets get to the green place and fucking punches him in the face and fangs it
  • Angharad looks super hella mad during like the entire scene with max pointing the gun and ordering them around i dont blame u babe
  • Furiosa tackling Max and just going to town on his faCE 
  • Dag tossing the bolt cutters to Furiosa without hesitation
  • Dag trying to get involved with the fight but Cheedo holding her back and Dag is just like let me fiGHT HIM 
  • Where did the ladies get the binoculars from??????????? like when they r looking at the gastown boys they just appear??????? u ladies r magic and i love it 
  • Max using the door to get out to fix the fuel pod but climbing back in through the window why max 
  • Dag biting nux
  • All of the ladies jump to help Furiosa when Nux attacks her 
  • Angharad throwing Nux out of the rig and Max is all ???wat is goin on fam????? 
  • hella sick bike tricks man 
  • Angharad leaning out the rig to protect Furiosa and Capable and Toast holding Angharad and Cheedo holding onto Capable and all 4 of them Glaring At Joe u go defy the man 
  • All of the ladies yelling at Max to go back for Angharad and Furiosa being SAD ;-;
  • Cheedo running back and looking like a virgin bride but then u get a close up look and all her makeup is smeared and running and it conflicts with that image of purity which is in my opinion really good directing bc Cheedo is said to be the only one that Joe hasn’t forced himself on
  • Dag saying “wring your hands and tear your hair but you’re not going back to him” its so catchy say it out loud 
  • Furiosa being super protective of all the girls and wanting them to stay together 
  • “mcfeasting”
  • Doof Warrior gets a spotlight for night time guitar thrashing lmao 
  • if you’re playing in the mud and i’m playing in the mud then whO’S DRIVING THE RIG???????????????
  • Max running to the rig then noping and running back to his tree for safety 
  • Max hugging the tree to help keep it upright u r doing a great job max im proud of u 
  • Furiosa pushing the rig i am convinced that it was Furiosa pushing and Furiosa pushing alone that got the rig moving again
  • The Vulvalini’s entrance, badass babes on bikes
  • Furiosa finding her family again honestly it gets me every time i tear up and my throat closes up and i jus t 
  • “this is our Furiosa”
  • From this point on im just crying ok Furiosa remembering the gesture and her face, our ladies and the many mothers all laughing and joking with each other, the many mothers giving each of the ladies clothes and accessories, keeper of the seeds and Dag interacting and bonding, Furiosa and the others offering Max a bike and a place with them. im just so emotional about this ok.
  • “we go back?” “yeah” “i thought you weren’t insane anymore” ok Dag u r precious but dont be rude ok Max is just trying to help
  • Keeper of the Seeds going “kaboom” and making the hand gesture and Dag does it at the same time ok they r best frens 
  • “it feels like hope” and Max and Furiosa just staring at Nux like way to drop the ball nux now they know u were listening to their conversation
  • Doof Warrior w his lil umbrella sleepin and then bein like aw shit whats happenin do i gotta play i better play 
  • Toast with her lil music box and Dag prying and after Toast asks what she’s doing it pans over to Keeper and she has this smirk on her face and i juST 
  • “One man, one bullet” a good life motto 
  • Capable leaning out the rig to see whats goin on when Max is climbing up to go cut the harpoon lines lmao pls dont do that capable u could get hurt
  • Toast asking Keeper if she is hurt and saying that she thinks she’s hurt to the others and Dag grabbing the Bag of Seeds for her and sitting with her i just y r u doing this 2 me y must u take the people i love away from me 
  • Furiosa climbing onto the gigahorse and she has no energy and is in so much pain but goddamn it she is going to do it to protect her lil fam
  • Cheedo knowing that Rictus would go to get her if the option presented itself, rather than Furiosa, so she was like lol ok so im gonna trick u so i can go help my gal
  • Rictus grabs Dag and then one of the Vulvalini is like no and SLAPS HIM IN THE FACE and then he hits her back and then one other the other Vulvalini gal sees that and is like nOT TODAY SON and starts screaming and goes to help her galpal out 
  • Furiosa fighting the prime imperator like just that whole scene 
  • [hisses] [screams]
  • The Vulvalini who shoots @ Rictus and hits his air tank and is like “dang might have to change the motto to ‘one man, occasionally 2 bullets’”
  • Furiosa sliding along the side of the car all bloody and bruised and determined 
  • Toast spitting on Joe’s dead body yes
  • all the ladies looking out for each other and making sure they are safe and helping each other im all about gals helping gals
  • Cheedo asking why Furiosa is wheezing and then when our Vulvalini biker gal explains she looks like she is about to burst into tears
  • in fact, Toast and Capable are crying 
  • :-)
  • Dag and the ladies helping Max to save Furiosa
  • everyone calling Furiosas name and chanting ‘let them up’ and then the war pups r like lol lets do it 
  • Furiosa holding Capable as they ascend 
MINI TUTORIAL and tips for making FNAF animatronic cosplay [Attaching eyes + teeth]

Hello hello~ how’s goin’?
This tutorial is mostly for SpringTrap eyes. But I’m gonna explain how to do other animatronics eyes. 
Well….. since few weeks… I really want to make FNAF4 cosplay next year… That jaw-belly Fredbear looks amazing on teasers and it would be a challenge for me… idk seriously…. For now I’m gonna make Phone Guy’s head for my lovely Phone Gal and of course - I will make tutorial about it~! 

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Baby Girl?

Here is the Morgan/Reader series, as promised!  Now, this is not just a series about Derek Morgan, there is also a backstory with Aaron Hotchner (non-sexual) that brings in an innate trust to have the reader around the team.  The first couple of parts are more about the Hotchner/Reader story, with parts strung along of the reader and Derek Morgan meeting each other and…well…you’ll see.

I sincerely hope that you enjoy!

(Part 2  Part 3  Part 4  Part 5  Part 6  Part 7  Part 8  Part 9  Part 10  Part 11  Part 12  Epilogue)

Breathing hard, the cold air piercing your throat, you clamor up the dark alley, desperate to get to the roof.

Jumping up onto the hanging ladder, you pull yourself up three rungs before swinging your feet around.

“Hey!  Where’d she go!?” you hear milk chocolate yell.

“I don’t know,” the gangly one said, doubling over trying to catch his breath.

Your thighs may rub together, but at least you weren’t out of shape.

Leaping up the ladder, you spill on over the rooftop, scouring the roof, dashing from side to side trying to find the man responsible for this.

For all of this.

“There she is!” you hear him shout again.

Taking a deep breath, you shake your head and take off your shirt.  Sure, your midsection wiggled a bit, but you were proud of the body you inhabited.  You had cushion that made grown men drool and sass that made them laugh.

And possessing both was a deadly combination.

It’s what made you so good at your operations.

But now, after 11 years of giving your life to black ops missions and deep cover jobs and infiltrating compounds, your reputation hangs in the balance when one man dares to bring about your mistake.

Your one…unpalatable…mistake.

He will ruin you if you cannot find him.

Getting a running start, you jump for the power line, throwing your shirt over it and propelling yourself down cascading wires, kicking yourself off of the power support beams in order to change direction.  Leaving the two running men behind, you catch sight of your perpetrator.

Your predator.

Following him all the way out to the dock, he turn and looks at you before jumping into the water.

Water.  Heh.

Kicking off of the last power line and letting go of your shirt, you plunge head-first into the icy water, your breath teasing a hitch, and you sink just enough to take your body into the darkness…

Until you hit a body.

Reaching out, your hand grasping for leverage, you cling onto his shirt as you kick your legs to resurface.  Emerging from the cold, dark depths, you gasp for air, hearing his gurgle as you pull him to the ladder and throw him back up onto the dock.

Clamoring up the ladder and out of the water, you perform CPR, beating his chest and yelling at him to wake up.  And just as you thought your only way out was gone, he coughs up the darkness that had threatened to take him.

Swiping your finger inside his mouth, you feel for his cyanide tooth, pulling it free before he can clamp down on his “coward pill.”

Flipping him over onto his back, you pull your handcuffs from your belt holding up your pants.

“You have the right to remain silent..”

As you pull him to his feet, continuing to read him his rights, a parade of black cars emerge from the darkness, casting their high beams on you as they yell at you thru a bullhorn to stand down.

Sighing, you bop the handcuffed man with the butts of your palms at his temples and hear him plummet to the wooden dock floor, watching the team slowly approach you with guns drawn.

“You’re under arrest,” the milk chocolate states.

“And what exactly are the charges?” you say, feeling the shivers start in your core.

Feeling your lips turn blue, a tall one emerges from the back…and your heart stops.


As you stand there, staring at him, he signals for his team to lower their weapons.  Your body trembling uncontrollably now, he steps forward and takes off his coat, wrapping it around your shoulders.

“I see you haven’t changed,” he says, looking down at you.

He always did tower over you.

“Why are you chasing this man?”

Blinking your eyes rapidly, you will yourself out of your trance.  “My career…um, he’s targeting me.  I killed this man’s son in an attempt to bring down a cartel boss.  He’s angry.”

Nodding slowly, he stares at you, waiting for you to continue…sensing that there is more.  But when you stay silent, he sighs and looks at the man lying unconscious on the dock.

“Fits this man’s MO.  He’s been targeting many people that have been associated with this cartel.  Do the names Raymond and Nikito ring a bell?”

And before you can catch yourself, you reach out and grab his hand, pulling him close to his face.

“What did he do to them?” you sneer.

“Nothing, they came to me.”

Furrowing your brow, your breath hitches.

“They said that you would be his last target,” Aaron said to you, grunting at the pressure you were putting on his wrist.

Letting go, he shakes his wrist out and looks back at you.  “How do you know them?”

Looking around confused, and back into Aaron’s eyes, you whisper, “The same way you know me.”

Watching Aaron’s jaw unclench for the first time since seeing you, he gestures over to his team, waving for them to come over.  As they all come closer, you recognize the two that were chasing after you earlier.

“That stunt was impressive,” milk chocolate says, looking you up and down.  “I would’ve never taken you for a stunt gal.  Derek Morgan,“ he chuckles, holding out his hand.

“Most people never do…because of my body fat percentage.”

As his face drops, he double backs his comment, “No, no, I just mean that…”

When Aaron holds out his hand, signaling him to stop, he shoots him a glance.  “It’s alright.  She’s with me.”

And as he starts to brief the team on your background with Aaron, you can’t help but take another glance him…


Guys. This is important. Please read this and spread the message...

There is a lot of hints and evidence pulling for bechloe to happen, I’m not saying it’s definite, but it looks to be going in our favour, (which warms my heart more than I can say. 3 years we’ve waited. (2 for me))

Can everyone, all Bechloe fans, please do me a favour?

If, & I mean IF, bechloe becomes canon, please do not rub it in the other fandom’s faces. We are no better than another ship; hell, for the longest time, it felt as if no one cared about our two gals. What I’m saying, is please don’t brag to non-canon ships like chaubrey, Mitchsen, steca… Etc. I have respect for those guys, especially Mitchsen. And I could never, nor would I ever, put down someone else.

Now, the biggest ship you are NOT to provoke is Jeca. Yes I’m not a fan of their ship, but they were canon at some point, and yes, they do love Jesse and Beca; if bechloe becomes canon, they suffer the most. I’m begging you not to gloat. Not to brag. And most importantly, not to tell them that “their ship was never meant to be forever”. That would hurt me if someone said that about bechloe. Imagine if bechloe were canon in PP1, and by PP3, Jeca became canon instead, and someone told you that your girls were never meant to be together. I can’t imagine how much that would hurt. So please just sympathise with them.

We have all put up one hell of a fight guys, all of us, and I’m so proud of you all for not giving up on our girls. I always kept a shimmer of hope. I just pray that it is not just bait.

In addition, please do not pester Kay and the rest of the cast to whether or not bechloe is actually going to happen. If it does, then it does.

Please reblog to spread this crucial message!

Thoughts on Wynonna Earp 1x07

This might get really rambly, but I’ve watched this episode every day this weekend, so this is basically just a place for me to put my thoughts about lots of the things here, rather than a bunch of small separate posts.

First off, favorite quotes:

“Friends don’t let friends get gutted by Revenants.” ~ Waverly to Doc (this just confirms Waverly deserves better friends)
“You carving out chopsticks by hand, or what?” ~ Wynonna to Dolls
“Don’t shoot me, Earp.” ~ Nicole to Wynonna (their friendship gives me life)
“Okay Magic Mike, show us your moves.” ~ Waverly to fake stripper (Waverly is a nerd and a romantic and definitely saw those movies - also, something about her voice and her delivery sounded exactly like Kenzi from Lost Girl and I was floored)
“You of all people should know better than to try to make me question my sanity.” ~ Nicole to Wynonna, with ferocity (Okay, so I really love Nicole standing up for herself, and this means she’s heard plenty about Wynonna from the townsfolk)
“Screw you Satanist party-poopers!” ~ Stephanie
“What do you mean you killed a stripper?” ~ Wynonna to Waverly (this delivery was just perfect, how she was only mildly surprised and almost amused?)
“I’m starting to think sanity’s overrated.” ~ Waverly (based on the description for next episode, nice foreshadowing - but also interesting considering Wynonna’s history with mental institutions in relation to demons)
“She scissored a stripper.” ~ Nicole to Wynonna (Wynonna’s reaction was so proud tbh - she has someone to keep up with her innuendos)

Now for general episode thoughts:

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My Damn Queen - Part 2

Read part 1 here !!

Yay finally finished and ready for you!!

Summary: You begin to learn who Negan is in an unexpected way.

Words: 1,297

Ships: Negan x reader

Warnings: curses n shit.

Song While Writing: Selah by Emeli Sande 


Negan stood there. You watched his eyes form dark and his lips became clenched and tight. Was it something you said? Of course it was, he was a dominant man. You confirmed this as his reply was all but welcoming to your fierce reply.

“Darlin’ I suggest you take the fucking attitude from your voice and address me with respect.” You heard his reply, loud and clear, but in no kind of hell were you equally going to give in.

“No Mr ‘Negan’ with a barbed wire bat, not fucking ‘darlin’ either. I’d like to equally suggest you take your little terms of shitty endearment and leave them in the pile of other shitty vocabulary I expect you will be using. My name is (Y/N).” You were snapping, you knew you were. But you had been alone for so long that maybe your people skills were lacking, until this morning you hadn’t seen living people in maybe a year, hence why you knew they’d been watching to find you.

“Well well boys, looks like we have ourselves a bitch with a mouth for disrespect!” you heard laughs as he bellowed the last part. Negan walked towards you, his steps dawned closer with emphasis on the heels. When he was barely two feet away he crouched down to eye level with a stern look dressing his somewhat strong-looking face, it made you question his age and maybe the life he’d led before the world’s great downfall.  

“Okeedokie (Y/N), is that better? Well damn I hope so. Listen to me, I don’t know what shit talking bastards you’re used to dealing with, but believe me I am not fucking lying when I say I will beat the fucking smart ass shit out of you if you test me.’ The seriousness make you smirk, you’ve always been a devil for it in awkward situations. ‘Please tell me, who are you hiding from all the way out here?” he continued before returning to his tall standing position.

“I’ve not been hiding from anyone. I’ve been here since the beginning of the god damn shit storm, what a shame you had to ruin that. I don’t know why you’re here, but I’m clearly not a threat to you with the rest of your bodyguards pointing their weapons at me lazily, so do excuse me for the wondering but can I please stand up without getting shot maybe? Thanks.” Like hell were you waiting for his reply. A scrawny man with a half disfigured face advanced towards you from behind, he must have been coming to kneel you again but Negan stopped him.

“No Dwight, she’s not a threat.” He called. “You’ve been here since it the world went to shit darlin’? That is some fuckin’ achievement. Now usually id have had my boy D knock your fine-looking ass back down but you got me fuckin’ interested. What say you invite me into your tower, Rapunzel and we’ll see how a gal like you has been surviving.” He flashed you a smile, his face looked sort of cute when he was being nice. You were standing close enough to rip his throat out if you tried hard enough, but you were just a much interested. Always a sucker for a bright smile hey(Y/N),you thought to yourself.

“Okay, but I swear if you try anything I will fucking kill you Negan. And I know exactly what your proud ego is thinking when I way this, I have dealt with your kind before. But If I’m still here maybe a year on, you should probably get to thinking why.” You could be Just as stern.

“Fuck me (Y/N), you always handle yourself like this?” he was smiling again. You looked him in the eye before ignoring him to turning to enter the gate, but Negan dashed in front of you. You were just about to question what the fuck he was doing but before you could, you felt a sharp knock to the back of the head. It wasn’t Negan, you could see that as you fought through the pain to look up to see.

“Sorry doll, but I’m not actually interested in your fucking tree-house get up here. I’m interested in you” a black fabric bag was being placed over your head and your hands being tied.

“Don’t worry darlin’, you’re going to fuckin’ love the Sanctuary in comparison to this dump.” You felt your mind slip before you could answer.


You awoke to the intense feeling in your gut that you weren’t home. The cold was causing an ache in your bones as you began to fully cecum to your surroundings. There was nothing but darkness. You trailed your hands swiftly over your face to feel for the bag that may still be there but it wasn’t. Further running your hands down, it quickly became apparent that you had been stripped of your clothes to only your bra and underwear. An electric-like feeling of fear raced through your body as the trail thoughts returned, you’d been taken captive by a group of men and that thought alone broke the brave you had inside you. Being practically naked in a dark room instilled fear that all women had learned to recognise. Tears rolled down your nose as you shifted yourself towards the corner of the room. You tried to silence your sobbing in case that prompted the men to come, but you couldn’t; when shivering and afraid you were an enemy to your safety. There were loud footsteps approaching when a familiar voice echoed down what must have been a corridor that made them stop. “Hey Dwight, is that for our pretty new arrival?”

It was Negan, your heart was racing so fast you could hear it.

“I’ll give it to her, let’s see if her attitude improved after she’s got some fuckin’ grub in her” he sounded closer now, you shuffled yourself as far from the door as possible, had been in the corner right next to it without knowing. The door unlocked and opened before you could cover yourself as best as you could by wrapping your arms around your crossed legs.

“The fuck is wrong with you Dwight!” Negan shouted loud through the open hallways.

“Do I need to put the iron to the other side of your fuckin’ face too? Why the fuck is she not dressed?” when your eyes had adjusted to the light, you could see Negan was looking in the other direction to avoid seeing you like this.

“Answer me god fuckin’ damn it!” he roared.

“I-I thought this was procedure.. I told joey to do it” Dwight was stuttering like a child being beasted by a parent.

“You fuckin’ kidding me, Dwight? We don’t fucking treat  women like this you fucking fuck! And you let fat Joey do it, the fuckin’ pig he is? You better get the fuck out my sight before Lucille snaps your skull in half!.” 

He didn’t need to wait to see Dwight was hurrying away as he turned to face you. You looked away. His tall stature became somewhat softer when he knelt before you. You looked back in to see what he was doing when he looked you in the eye.

“Let’s get you out of here darlin’, I’m sorry this is definitely not how we treat our women.” He spoke sincerely and soft. Negan extended a hand large enough to match a bear paw to you. Too cold and weak to object, you let him take your hand in his firm grip. Maybe Negan wasn’t at all what you were thinking.


Thank you for being patient!! I’ve been working ridiculous hours in Debenhams and Pizza Hut but i had so much fun writing this!!!

Going to tag a few people, please feel free to ask to be untagged I’d just like to have your opinions!! _ @itsneganslucille <3 , @grungedaddykinks, @idonthavehusbandsihavelovers, @brandivstheworld, @scarygoodfanfics @chaipeach

Not Mandatory...Part 18

Alright, everyone.  You guys still with me?  This is the penultimate chapter, so I hope that you have enjoyed this journey!  Here is Part 18, comin’ ‘atcha!

(Part 1  Part 2  Part 3  Part 4  Part 5  Part 6  Part 7  Part 8  Part 9  Part 10  Part 11  Part 12  Part 13  Part 14 Part 15  Part 16  Part 17  Part 19)

Over the next month and a half, Spencer had not only managed to educate you on the other elements of the Kamasutra, such as the health-and-wellness chapters or the marriage-and-commitment chapters, the two of you had managed to cross off 41 of the 64 sexual positions mentioned in the book.

Flopping down onto the bed, sweat pouring down your naked bodies, your hand migrates to your leg as you begin to massage the sore muscle.

“Well…” you breathe, your chest heaving as hickies begin to form on your breasts.

“Whoa…” Spencer pants, his hands trembling as his fingers creep along the bed to find your hand.

“Feel a little more experienced?” you ask, tilting your head over to him as you smile.

Definitely,” he groans, lobbing his head over to you as he smiles back.

“Ever hear back from the girl you met at the coffee shop?” you ask.

“Not yet,” he says, shaking his head.

Spencer had been so proud of himself that morning.  He had come hustling into work, making a beeline for your office before slamming your door shut and throwing his hands in the air.

“I gave a girl my number!” he had yelped.

“Aren’t you supposed to get her number?” you had teased, slyly looking up from your paperwork as a grin crossed your face.

“I did that, too,” he had said proudly, beaming as he took out the crumpled up napkin from his pocket.

“Whoa!  And it’s got all the numbers, too!” you had teased, earning a mocking glance from Spencer before leaning back into your chair and smiling broadly at him.

“I’m really proud of you, Spencer,” you had said.

And, once again, you felt the need to remind him.

“I’m proud of you, you know,” you say, squeezing his hand as a breathless chuckle falls from his lips.

“I know,” he says lowly.

Staring at him as you feel your cheeks begin to flush, you pull the blanket up over your body as both of your phones begin to vibrate.

Furrowing your brow as you roll over, your hand slamming onto your bedside table, you reach for your phone as Spencer reaches his arm out for his.

“Hello?” you both say in unison.

Looking over at each other, your naked bodies covered in the blanket, you hold your hand over your cell phone receiver as you mouth, “It’s Jennifer.”

“Coffee girl!” Spencer mouths back, a dopey smile crossing his face as he points to his phone.

“Yeah!” you silently say, giving him a thumbs up as he sits up in bed, the red lines on his bare back from your fingernails making you grin as you listen to J.J. chatter on about a girls’ night with wine and massive amounts of guy gossip.

“Just give me a time and place,” you muse quietly, getting out of bed as your right hand grabs your leg, your body limping over to the closet as you begin to rifle through your clothes.

“Alright, I can meet you in…30 minutes?” Spencer asks as your eyes flicker back to him, your hips playfully shaking your naked butt at him as he throws his hand over his mouth, stifling a laugh.

“Alright.  I look forward to it,” he says, hanging up the phone as he sets it on the bedside table.

“Get to try out some of your new mooooves?” you drawl, turning your head back towards him again and wiggling your eyebrows as you pull out a flowing polka-dotted-patterned dress, holding it up to yourself as you pivot and look into the mirror attached to the inside of your closet door.

“Oh, I like that one,” Spencer coos, getting up as the blanket drops from his naked form.

“And no,” he chuckles, searching around for his clothes, “it’s just coffee.”

“Well, then you might wanna shower,” you emphasize, “just in case you smell like me.”

“Good idea,” he says, scurrying to your bathroom and shutting the door.


Giggling with the girls as you all sip on your third glass of wine, your phone pings as fear creeps into your soul, hoping that no one is in need of you while you are buzzed.

Taking your phone out as you swipe the screen, you breathe a sigh of relief as you see Spencer’s name pop up beside a text message icon.

Just wanted to let you know the date went well.  Not my type, but the conversation was nice.

Typing back, the conversation lulling as the girls stare at you, you send your quick “I’m sorry” and set your phone down, looking back up as they all smirk at you.

“So…you and Spencer?” Garcia asks, bringing her wine glass up to her lips.

“No?” you question, furrowing your brow as your phone jumps again.

Another message from Spencer’s

How is girls’ night?

Picking up your phone as you type away, you realize what you are doing and toss your phone off to the side, stopping the message halfway through as you furrow your brow deeper.

“What are the rules for falling for a team member?” Emily asks, her eyes locked onto you as you snicker.

“There’s no falling.  Spencer had a request, and I’ve been fulfilling it,” you plainly state.

“Yeah…time and time again,” J.J. smirks.

“Because that’s what the nature of the request was,” you rebuttal.

“Wait…Spencer keeps asking for it?” Emily interjects.

“Oh, this I gotta know,” Garcia says, propping her leg up under her body.

“No,” you say, shaking your head, “just like you can’t talk about your cases in the field, I can’t talk about my interactions with the team members.”

“Makes sense,” J.J. muses.

“But no fun!” Garcia whines.

“Sorry, gals,” you say, sipping your wine as you hear your phone jump again.

“Oh, for the love of-”

Picking it up to send a quick message back to Spencer, you see Strauss’ number scroll across your screen.

Picking up the call as you lean forward and place your wine glass on the coffee table, you take a deep breath before putting the phone receiver in your ear, your finger up against your lips as you silently ask the other women to be silent.

“Hey, Erin!  What’s up?”

As the girls furrow their brows, you cover the receiver and mouth, “Not Hotch.”

Watching them all nod as you listen to Strauss on the other end, your expression sinks as you stand to your feet.

“I can’t honestly say that I’m in a position to drive, but I’ll have a cab bring me to your house,” you state.

After a few nods and a couple of “mhm”’s, you cut the phone call and stand to your feet.

Grabbing your purse in your hands as Emily stands with you, you see her grab your cane and hand it over to you.

“I can take you,” she says, grabbing her keys as she starts to heads for the door.

“Wait!” Garcia says, rummaging around for her purse as J.J. picks up her stuff.

“Wait…no.  You guys can’t come, that’s-”

“Maybe she just needs some girl time,” J.J. offers.

“Or maybe she just needs people to sit with her,” Garcia suggests.

“You guys, you don’t get i-”

“Just come on,” Emily presses, shoving you out the door as the other girls follow suit, “if anything, we’ll just stay in the car,” she muses.

“No, seriously, this is-”

“Y/N,” Garcia slurs, her hand coming down hard on your shoulder as you clench your jaw and flicker your irritated gaze towards her, “we’re taking you, and that’s the end of that.”

Sighing as you dip your head, you grip the bridge of your nose as you slowly raise your head up.

“Think of it as us protecting you,” Emily states as she opens Garcia’s front door, “I take you somewhere you need to be because you need a DD, and in return you don’t have to take a sketchy cab all alone at 11 o’clock at night on a random weekend.”

It did make sense.

“Alright,” you groan, hobbling slowly over towards the door as J.J. and Garcia follow suit.

“Besides,” Emily starts, “I can’t wait to figure out what “Erin” needs,” she says as she mockingly air quotes.

“Emily!” you roar as you make your way down the hallway.

Just kiddiiiiing,” she sing-songs, laughing to herself as she shuts Garcia’s apartment door and makes her way down the stairs.


Missed calls and texts on Kurt and Blaine's honeymoon. Just a silly sort of 6x09 reaction fic. 

Brittany>Kurt 12:01 am: Happy one day anniversary!

Missed Call: Tina 1:56am

Tina>Blaine 2:02am: I know you’re *busy* but I need advice!!!

Tina>Blaine 2:10am: It’ll just take a sec

Missed Call: Tina 2:11am


Tina>Blaine 2:17am: Ok fine just tell me that hooking up with Mike is a terrible idea

Tina>Blaine 2:57am: Never mind ;) :D

Tina>Blaine 2:58am: My memories did not do his abs justice whew

Dad>Kurt 3:11am: Got your stepmother and Pam home safe just fyi no need to reply. Tell Blaine please.

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