noses for everyone

Possible Concept for Season Three:

  • Big fancy party where Prince Lotor will be

  • Voltron needs to get in somehow

  • Princess Allura goes in, ready to be Royal Guest™ but she cannot go alone

  • Shiro could be possible date but not the point of post lmao
  • Cue Allura excitedly wanting to put Pidge in a dress (cue Pidge internally screaming)

  • Pidge comes out

  • “I feel stupid” - Pidge, scrunching her nose and giving everyone venomous looks because she looks as uncomfortable as she feels and she would rather die than wear this dress anymore because pants are a thing

  • “Yeah, no. This is not going to work” - Hunk

  • “Now what will we do?” - Allura

  • “Lance, get in the dress” - Keith

  • What?!” - Very startled and slightly offended Blue Boy™ because Keith clearly has the curves for the dress while Lance does not, not to mention that mullet will make him look even more princess-y

  • Cue Keith and Lance arguing over how no, Lance will not get in the dress, and no, Hunk, that does not mean Keith will be his date, while Pidge flings the dress off her body, much to Allura’s dismay

  • Anyways, the screen suddenly goes to the party, where Allura and Shiro are linking arms, with the rest of Voltron looking out and meanwhile, Coran is back in the castle, wearing the dress and muttering how rude it was that no one even considered him

When Genji first comes to Overwatch, he does not want to talk about what happened.  He wants to think about it as little as possible.  There is a very select group of people that are even vaguely aware of the events that lead to Genji’s recruitment, and possibly only Angela knows anything close to the full story.

Everyone, however, knows that Genji would have died if he hadn’t been picked up by Overwatch and made into the cyborg that now walks among them.

So, naturally, everyone is a curious motherfucker who feels the need to poke their nose into everyone else’s business.

The first couple times people try to ask him “what happened” Genji either stubbornly ignores them or flat out tells them “I don’t want to talk about it”.  But after a couple months when it keeps happening he just… starts making up stories.  Stupid, over-the-top, straight-up ridiculous stories that no one would ever believe.  He tells people he had tried jumping out of a plane with a parachute made of hundreds of flying squirrels tethered together.  He tells them he been dared to drink a cup of molten steel and it hadn’t agreed with his digestion.  He tells them he’d made a deal with the devil and had fallen back on his loan payments.  At first it’s out of exasperation, with the hope that people will finally take the hint.  People don’t take a hint though, mostly because they think it’s hilarious.  Over time, Genji agrees.

Years to come, whenever he meets someone new who tentatively works up the courage to ask “so… what happened?” while gesturing to his cyborg body, Genji will, without fail, tell the biggest, most ridiculous whopper of a lie he can think of (and all his teammates will be sniggering the the background at the new guy’s poor, confused face).

Time passes, Overwatch falls, Genji leaves, winds up in Nepal, and for the first time in years he tells someone – Zenyatta – what actually happened (after spending the first few weeks lying through his teeth about it).  Then Recall happens, and with Genji comes Hanzo into Overwatch’s fold.

It’s not an easy thing to talk to strangers about, but Hanzo figures it’s better to be up front about things and he admits that, yes, he had tried to murder his brother to appease the elders of the crime syndicate family.

Ho ho ho, says the rest of the squad, pull the other one it’s got bells on.

And Hanzo just???? doesn’t get it????

They’re supposed to be old friends of Genji?  He’s very blatantly and honestly tells them I nearly murdered him, it’s my fault he is how he is now but whoever he’s talking to just laughs.  Laughs!  “Yeah, sure mate, whatever you say, I’ll bet, haven’t heard that one before.”

Literally everyone just assumes Hanzo’s in on the joke and is playing along with Genji’s tall tales.  Angela just listens with a sort of abject horror, Zenyatta’s amused, and Genji doesn’t know whether to laugh or cry because the slack-jawed expression Hanzo made the first time McCree laughed in his face after being told “I killed Genji” was priceless.

4

My mom’s waiting….Keep thinking what you’re thinking. I don’t have a choice.

we learned how to hide it, how to chomp back the bit of girls, braid the secret deep in our hair and leave it. we doodled two girls kissing and gave one short hair. made stick figures with only one in a dress. we tried not to stare too long at the tv when she was pretty because we sensed innately something was wrong with us. we watched the scene where she’s laughing maybe sixteen times before we felt creepy. we sang the lyrics loudly and in public changed the pronouns. in private we wrote our own songs that were tuneless and featured only her name ached out in music. we danced around the subject, we said, “ew that’s gay,” we identified as ally sometimes but wrinkled our nose if everyone else did in the room. and we were lonely. and terrified. like lying to a jury. like if we messed up for a moment we would be sentenced to the guillotine. on private blogs we wrote poems about the cloud girls we wished we could kiss, we google-searched “how to know if i’m a lesbian”, we made fake yahoo accounts to ask why looking at her made our stomach sick. in public it was different, the art of “no i don’t have a boyfriend,” or even worse, the art of pretending to find boys remotely interesting. the savage lies that curled into us until even we no longer knew what was fact and what was fiction. and that bitter anger we saw in others - always at ourselves, and our failures.

anonymous asked:

(Last anon) Okay- please dont be offended! I just think the shading is a bit drastic and odd on the face. Realistically, most cheekbones are not that defined. The ears are (actually fucking well-drawn, how???) a tad too big, but not that much. The nose is the area of most confusion for me- why is the bridge so big? And its size in general? And just a small thing; the way you draw female heads still looks kind of male-based. Thats all I have to say for the negative stuff, but there is way more 1

Ah thank you for the feedback! I’ll keep this in mind in the future! Its good to get some feedback every once and then. 

It’s 9:20 pm and I’m in bed reading Tumblr and I see @sugaredbutnotsweet tagged me for a stop drop selfie, and I take a moment: does the Internet really need another picture of my face? right now? Of course it doesn’t, but that’s never stopped me before, so I don’t see why it should stop me now, and it’s my blog, and these people who are following along know what they signed up for, so.

Reasons why I love Luke 

  • lays around shirtless taking snapchats using dumb filters and even dumber captions
  • uses slang words no one uses anymore 
  • uses memes from 2 years ago
  • laughs at memes of himself
  • captions his ig photos with spongebob quotes 
  • gets the most hate, but never let’s it get to him 
  • reposts Michael’s photos 
  • is the best uncle to Lenny 
  • sings non stop 
  • pulls weird ass faces for no reason???
  • he’s a mummy’s boy 
  • uses the most Australian emojis 🐨🇦🇺
  • he’s a beer dad 
  • is so shady to everyone??? 
  • he wears gold and sparkly boots that shine brighter than my future 
  • wears Saint Laurent 
  • is a sugar daddy 
  • shops at Sephora 
  • he went to Rodeo Drive once 
  • is so nice to everyone even if they’re mean to him
  • drives a shitty car even though he’s rolling in money 
  • is the funniest human ever 
  • the most Australian guy you’ll ever meet 
  • uses Aussie slang all the time
  • AUSTRALIAN ACCENT 
  • has starry freckles all over his skin 
  • his laugh 
  • whoville daddy 
  • his noSE 
  • his lips make everyone want to make out with him 
  • could be tinker bell when he wears that green shirt 
  • goes on spontaneous walks with his nephew Lenny and snaps about it 
  • plays acoustic guitar in the sun 
  • is anti social 
  • tweets about his distaste for pants 
  • tweets about breakfast a lot 
  • thinks everyones judging him.. (room service, Netflix etc) 
  • has a heart of gold and the patience of a saint 
  • parties most nights but still looks good???
  • also looks like model whenever he’s on long ass flights
  • wears whatever makes him feel good 
  • always stops for fans 
  • sang w Brian at warped tour and made everyone want to fuck him 
  • he makes my chest and stomach fill with butterflies 
  • he makes people (me) happy 

Beautiful mental image of Todd coming home exhausted from work to find Dirk Gently kneeling on their kitchen floor trying to teach the kitten-shark how to drink milk from a saucer.

And all Todd can think is have the Men of the Machine found another soul swapper, is this a weird thing that psychics do or is it something he learned from the CIA, has my boyfriend actually turned into a cat, those are $350 pants that he’s ruining, oh my god what do I do if he starts licking himself.

Then Dirk manages to get milk up his nose and sneezes loudly, and everyone freezes in case of another shark explosion (it’s all fine, the kitten-shark just seems offended by the existence of milk in general).

anonymous asked:

hey presley im feeling kinda insecure rn do you have any cool facts about anything to cheer me up??

You feeling insecure: just remember one time Burr thought his social life was ruined because of a zit on his nose, that everyone made fun of James Monroe because he insides of his coat were bright yellow, that Lafayette danced with Maria Antoinette and kept stepping on her feet and everyone laughed at him, that Madison looked so much like a rat when he was president that people called him, “a shriveled little John Apple. I shower you in constant love, feel better- always here if you need to talk, I know how it feels. ”.

4

I think I remember reading that these drawings were made by one of the directors…

They're called swans because it's snaws backwards like schnozz because everyone "nose" better than to liste --

Look guys i tried but this joke was a wreck from conception to execution.

The Signs During their Finals

Aries: Ok but why is Deepthroat by Cupcake playing in my head I need to know these chemical functional groups

Taurus: Yo this exam is tearing me open a new asshole but I’m completely ok with it, not like as if I would have done any better if I studied

Gemini: *stands up to blow their nose* OH my GOSH everyone probably thinks I’m a DISGUSTING little GERM

Cancer: Lol for once these questions are more confusing than the emotional mess which exists in my mind

Leo: I can already tell I’m either praying to God or making a deal with Satan to get a good grade on this final after I finish it

Virgo: *is the normal one, does the preparation required, passes their exams with ease*

Libra: HA there’s an L in the name of my astrology sun sign for a reason

Scorpio: *focuses on one question for an hour* NO i will NOT continue until this QUESTION is ANSWERED I just need to REMEMBER HARDER

Sagittarius: You know what?  Why am I so worried about these finals killing me I’m already dead on the inside 

Capricorn: Ok well if my average in this class is a 98.6 and I need an 89.5 to maintain an A and the final is worth 15% of my final that means I need a 37.93% but you NEVER KNOW I might still ABSOLUTELY fail this

Aquarius: *wings it* yo life is quick you can’t let yourself be tied down by the evils of this tyrannical world

Pisces: *turns in final* I either killed this test or the test killed me, there’s absolutely no in between