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and only a couple are Pr0n bots?! Fantastic! 

(that means people are here willingly…*nervous chatter as spaghetti spills out of my pockets*)

anywho, I wanted to give you guys a lil’ somethin’ somethin’ as a thank you, because really you guys are the reason I’m still on this blog everyday and who inspired me to stop ease up on the shitposting and actually put my writing out there. I CANNOT THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR YOUR SUPPORT, KIND WORDS AND FRIENDSHIPS ❤️ 💛 💚 💙 💜

So I’m opening up a vote for a variety of NSFW reader imagines! let me know what you want to see and the most popular choice will happen in the near future:

  • Noctis x Prompto x Reader - featuring: bodypaint, giggles, drawing dicks on Noctis, basically the purest (*muse screams* FUNNEST) threesome to exist.
  • Ignis x Reader - Ignis is a closet artist and wants to ahem, expand his portfolio by drawing his S/O like one of his French girls. Slow, passionate sex ensues.
  • Gladio x Cor x Reader - featuring: outdoor sex and some surprise pegging, courtesy of reader. Ya better know these boys will also get *vocal*. Ahem.
  • Ignis x Reader - Iggy experiences lots of firsts on Prom night, and I don’t just mean his first alcoholic buzz. You want virgin Ignis out of his shell and *gasp* giggling? you got it.
  • Prompto x Gladio x Reader - featuring: sexy, suggestive photography, lil’ bit of voyeurism and M/M and M/F action. It’s Focus: The Sequel, ya’lls. 

Inbox me your choice! Voting will close tomorrow at 9pm CST 😘 

GUYS I'M SCREAMING

So I’ve been reading Ron Chernow’s book on Hamilton, and I’ve found some facts that I would love to be made into fanfics.

1. Washington called Hamilton ‘my boy,’ and the other aides called him 'Ham’ or 'Hammie.’

2. Alexander made many rides across the Hudson River, riding 60 miles a day, for five days, riding like a man possessed. He eventually had to stay in a town he was delivering a letter to, telling Washington in a letter the reason he was so late; “I have been struck with a slight fever, and severe rhumuthic (however you spell that) pains.” After he recovered, he was struck ill by a severe chill, and doctors thought he wouldn’t make the night. He did, and left, collapsing outside of Morristown. (Ham needs to take care of himself smh)

3. Washington brought out his anger on Hamilton.

4. Alexander’s relationship With John is called the most intimate relationship he had in his entire life.

5. Lafayette referred to himself as Alexander’s brother, but he may have had a small crush on Alex.

6. Hercules Mulligan was Alex’s first friend fuck off Burr

7. Alexander’s horse was shot out from under him in the Battle of Monnmuth (however you spell that), was badly injured, and had to retreat.

Of Nosebleeds and Soulmates

Soulmate AU where your clock starts counting from the moment you’re born and stops counting the moment you meet your soulmate.  

As Castiel looks down at his favourite sweater, now partially soaked in his blood, he can’t believe he waited  22 years, 29 days, 18 hours, 56 minutes and 37 seconds for this.

Based on this post by @silentpeaches that I’m sure everyone and their grandma has seen by now.

(AO3)

“Cas.” Anna looks at him sweetly as she takes a seat opposite him. “Can you get me chicken nuggets?”

“You literally just ordered your food,” Cas says, nodding his head at the tray she’d set down between them.

“I know, but I got stuff from the Chinese place and the McDonald’s queue is too long,” she replies, giving him her best puppy dog eyes. “Pretty please with a cherry on top?”

Cas rolls his eyes, pushing away from the table. “Fine.”

“You’re the bestest little bro in the world!” Anna grins, handing over some money.  

“Bestest isn’t even a word,” Cas mutters as he dodges people left and right.

Castiel hasn’t been standing in line for more than a few minutes when the man in front of him - gesturing wildly to the redhead next to him - hits him in the face. Hard.

Cas’ head snaps back and he hears an “oh fuck!” but he doesn’t know if it’s him who says it or someone else.

“Shit, shit, I am so sorry,” the man says, bringing his arms up but then dropping them to his sides like he doesn’t know what to do with them. “Fuck, you’re bleeding.”

Castiel can feel blood trickling down his neck and can taste it on his tongue and it’s the most unpleasant thing in the world right now. He wrinkles his nose in disgust but that just sends a wave a pain through it and he winces.

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Where Bokuto,Kuroo and Akaashi trick Tsukki into wearing a maid outfit.They invite all the Karasuno team to their gentlemen cafe. they were greet by Tsukishima in maid outfit.Hinata secretly try to hide his nosebleed, Kageyama secretly a pervert pretend to drop something to peep under Tsukishima dress but Tsukki’s not wearing a pantie to his disappointment.Bokuto slap Tsukki’s butt when he pass Bokuto.Akaashi give Tsukki some pantie to change into.Kageyama die when he saw Tsukki wearing a pantie.Yamaguchi blushed and stutter a lot when Tsukki take his order.Most of them have a nosebleed when Tsukki innocently bend down to pick something.Akaashi fuck Tsukki in that maid outfit during their rest time.The invite the other team as well without Tsukki knowing.they have the same reaction as Karasuno.

anonymous asked:

What are the main ereri moments in the uprising arc?

Oh boy, lemme show you! People have probably already compiled these scenes but I’mma do it again, because I can’t sleep anyway.

First, there’s little things like Eren cleaning up the new HQ, trying to make sure everything is perfect for his husband’s Levi’s arrival:

Eren is the only one bothered by Levi’s disappointment because he is still learning just how high his husband’s Corporal’s standards are. How could he possibly forget to clean… the… underside of the table…? 

And here’s the two of them sitting next to each other at dinner (which makes us all ask the question, where the hell is Eren’s hand?)

Levi sitting on Eren’s bed while he’s recovering because he cares:

Then there’s the scene when they go to save Eren and he calls out for his man Levi specifically before the rest of them…

 And Levi looking over at Eren with love in his eyes and apologizing for the fact that he’s always the one left with difficult choices:

And then after they’re all saved, Levi tells him “you really look good without a shirt terrible” (which, we all know, in Levi-talk actually means “I’m glad you’re okay”) 

Then there’s that funny little scene where Eren calls Rod Reiss a midget and Levi side-eyes him hard as Eren realizes his poor choice of words:

And then, of course, this beautiful scene where Levi gives Eren his handkerchief to clean up his nosebleed after too much titan training:

Watching him closely with blatant love and affection:

I think that’s all of them… Idk about you, but I’m excited as hell to see these scenes animated :D

list of things that are holy:

standing on a cliff in the wind and listening to the ocean smash itself against the rocks
the hush of an old bookstore
waking up extra early to drive out to the country and watch the sun rise
spinning and spinning and spinning to music that’s probably too loud at three am
being surrounded by a flock of ravens on the steps of a church
speeding down the freeway with the windows down
letting the rain pour down all around during a thunderstorm
your mouth

nosebleed-101  asked:

Hello! First of all, thank you for this amazing blog, you guys do a fantastic work. I was wondering, why does Sans tell Frisk that if it wasn't for the promise he made to Toriel, he'd have already killed them? Why would he want to kill Frisk in the first place, if in his Genocide speech it's implied that he's been trying not to enrage the anomaly hoping they'd do the right thing, and only tries to kill them when there's nothing else to do?

(undertale spoilers)

The first thing to clarify is that while Sans wanted to show kindness to the “anomaly,” Sans does not know Frisk is the anomaly right away. This is especially true the very first time that Frisk meets Sans. He only suspects they are the anomaly after observing Frisk’s actions and reactions to the monsters and events in the game.

SANS:
you’ve already heard my spiel, haven’t you?
i suspected something like this.
you’re always acting like you know what’s going to happen.
like you’ve seen it all before.

It’s heavily implied that the anomaly Sans seeks is actually Flowey before Frisk fell. This is why he treats Frisk as merely a human first. It’s also important to remember that Sans is a sentry, like the Royal Guard dogs. His job is to capture humans for their souls, so under normal circumstances, he would kill Frisk right away.

SANS:
i’m sans. sans the skeleton.
im actually supposed to be on watch for humans right now.
but… y'know…
i dont really care about capturing anybody.

Now the question is why would Sans bother to tell Frisk that he would have killed them in the first place. Interestingly, he tells Frisk about this in both pacifist and neutral routes, regardless if they have killed any monsters.

SANS:
do you get what i’m saying?
that promise i made to her…
you know what would have happened if she hadn’t said anything?
…buddy.
…You’d be dead where you stand.

The reason why Sans tells Frisk that he would have killed them is likely for character building and foreshadowing. 

First, it deepens an appreciation for Toriel, who has been looking out for the well-being of humans even before they fell. She is the sole reason Frisk has any chance of doing the pacifist route. If Toriel had been killed by Frisk, hearing that she asked for you to be spared may inspire guilt. 

Second, this threat confirms that Sans does not fight the human due to laziness, fear, or even kindness. Rather, Sans’ threat serves as reference or foreshadowing to his battle in the genocide route. Most players are easily killed by Sans at the beginning of his genocide battle the first few tries. If Sans had unleashed his full power on Frisk right when they left the RUINS, many players would never finish Undertale at all. Toriel’s mercy and Sans’ integrity are only made known if Sans confesses that he would have killed Frisk. This is important to understand them as characters.

170526 - Let’s Appreciate Lay’s Abs

Today’s bias is Lay!

And just like with Xiumin, we’re just going to remember all of the wonderful times he has blessed our eyes with the absence of clothing on his perfect body.

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How am I supposed to continue with my day?

Originally posted by eminaanimeme

i was at the dinner table the first time
someone told me, “God
does not exist.” I haven’t had a dream
since then.

sometimes, i imagine dying like it’s
a good magic trick—sometimes, i imagine
dying and it feels like
driving home

often, i want to pry open the mouth of a lion
cut out her tongue, and wait for her
to fight back with just teeth

what i mean to say, is i’m nothing to
scream about. nothing to shine a light
on or give a pair of hands to.

what i mean to say, is i’m just
another way out of the ocean.

what i mean to say, is
i drove home from my own baptism
fully believing i had just narrowly
escaped drowning.

—  “girl is asked about herself for the first time” by spencer wollan