nose-flute

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i learned a thousand miles on my nose flute 

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GET SHREK’D

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Nose flute from Chin State, Myanmar/Burma

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For the holidays I thought I’d bless you with a creepy as fuck nose flute video.

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The Kartofflöte : Home made potato nose flute

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I hope I can show this to future colleges and jobs when they ask me what talents I have

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756. “showin’ how funky”

On the Off Chance That Monkeys Will Fly Out Of My Ass

I’m posting something of little significance, on the off chance that John Mayer should randomly choose to read my blog, I don’t want the first thing for him to learn about me is my Nose Flute skills.

Unless of course he’s looking for something like that on his next album.

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AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAAAA!!!!

James Bond Noseflute and Mini Ukulele (by willgrovewhite)

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1020. “hush little baby" 

The Truth Can't Wait Til Tuesday

While talking to some folks about the uselessness of my education (hence I make up words and punctuation rules, live with it) I was explaining the benefits of catering my courses to areas of the world I lived in. I studied Art History in Europe, Musical Folklore in Guam and the Pacific Northwest and Hawaiian History. I also learned to play the nose flute.

You read that right. The nose flute. This is not a euphemism.

The ohe hano ihu was a courting instrument. It’s pretty powerful stuff, so I’ll be keeping my skills to myself.

You’re welcome,Tumblr.