Norwegian Wood - Noruwei no mori

My first review will be Norwegian Wood a Japanese movie based on Haruki Murakami’s book.

Let me start with the fact that we didn’t see all the characters from the book in the movie even the ones that would give another touch in the whole story. The first few scenes came by really fast , jumping from one event to another. After a few seconds you have already gone to the 5th chapter, missing some parts of the story. Okay the movie is based on the book it wasn’t meant to be exactly like the book.

I have decided to review the movie without thinking about the book so here it is.

Norwegian Wood is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. If you have passed puberty and you are over 20 years old there is no actual reason to watch it.

 It follows the story of a young man (Watanabe) over 18, losing his best friend (Kizuki), studying in an all boys University that in some part gets super horny. Okay his best friend killed himself and he decided to take care of his girlfriend. That is completely acceptable. But when she suddenly burst into tears at her birthday and Watanabe (main character) decides to take advantage of her, I thought that is acceptable she didn’t say no. But after a certain point the main subject of the movie is his hot feelings about Naoko and another girl.

 During the movie Naoko goes to live in sanitarium and Watanabe visits her. While asking for sexual satisfaction, Naoko didn’t really want to do it so she starts commenting about his “excitement” and decided to satisfy him differently. Is that really an important part? I think the title should have been “Watanabe and his sexual desires” because in the whole movie the only thing that matters is his dick. At the same time another girl (Midori) keeps telling him how much she wants to sleep with him. Isn’t he lucky?

 Towards the end i realized the reason his best friend died was simply because his childhood girlfriend didn’t have any sexual excitement for him and they couldn’t complete their relationship. Eh? what a good reason to kill yourself!

 The main character (Watanabe) looks like he doesn’t really care about everything that’s going on in his life. The only time he showed some feeling was when Naoko (Kizuki’s girlfriend) killed herself. After that to mourn her even more he didn’t say no to Naoko’s sensei (teacher) when she asked him to sleep with her after the funeral. He ended up calling Midori (his fan girl) on the phone to tell her that he is in love with her.And then the movie ended with a happy together ending. After all he ended up with a very “excited” girlfriend to satisfy his needs.

Norwegian Wood movie had absolutely no art in my opinion.The should change the title to Watanabe’s Wood.The main subject of the movie is sex.You better watch a porn movie at least you’ll know what you’ll get.

They absolutely took only the sensual and sexy parts of the book.I wonder if the writer cried after watching this.

As a movie by itself it tells absolutely nothing to audience. Only the people who read the book would understand what really was going on. That is why people shouldn’t try to include a whole book into a movie if they don’t want to put much effort into it.

Couldn't be much more from the heart

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by Noruwei

Castiel è il fastidioso venditore di Famiglia Cristiana che bussa alle porte di ogni singola casa che popola il quartiere. Stranamente, invece che evitarlo, tutti paiono adorare quel suo faccino innocente e i suoi occhi blu. Tutti tranne Dean che vorrebbe solo un po’ di pace e tranquillità. E possibilmente non essere convertito, grazie.

Words: 4448, Chapters: 1/1, Language: Italiano

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La mia età mentale si aggira intorno ai cinque anni e mezzo e di conseguenza sono una personcina capricciosa e incoerente, anno ‘98, amo gli anime, i manga, Death Note (che merita una menzione a parte perché sì), le boy band, i libri di Murakami, l'angst, la roba gaaay (ancora meglio se incest), i gemelli e le threesome.

Come da URL questo è il mio archivio personale di fanfiction/cazzeggio, incentrato sul fandom e la scrittura. 

Indi per cui potete mandarmi prompt (in anonimo o meno), rompermi le palle nei modi più svariati (anche un 'puzzi’), i commentini sono ben accetti, così come i consigli. 

Questo blog nasce per noia e scazzo. Come ogni cosa che mi riguardi, del resto. Magari qualcuno che sta leggendo già mi conosce a causa di efp o ask, nel caso o anche in contrario siete tutti benvenuti :33