Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I’d like to take a minute, I hope you’re here to stay, I’ll tell you all about how I became dictator of North K.
In west Pyongyang, born and raised In the bomb factory was where I spent most of my days Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool Pointing nukes at other countries, and calling them fools When a bad heart attack, which was up to no good Showed that my dad wasn’t living the way that he should I lost my old man and North Korea got scared They said ’Your dad’s six-feet under, you’re the new emperor.“
I called for a Kamikaze and when it came near The fighter plane said ‘NUKES’ and it had explosives in the rear If anything I can say this plane’s gonna blow But I thought ‘Nah forget it,’ – ‘The democrats don’t know!’
I. Made. Threats to America, 7 or 8 And I yelled to the nation ‘Rong rive the North K!’ I looked at my country, I was hated by all To settle my throne as the new Kim Jong.
Prince Choi Seung-hyun and Sir Kwon Ji Yong on the set of 쩔어 (Jjeol-ouh) music video. By a great number of historians this is considered to be one of the most important days in the history of mankind. It is a well known fact that the blonde hair of Prince TOP brought worldwide peace. Astounding and very detailed panting by Franz Xaver Winterhalter.
If you’re that much of an asshole to only worry about your idols potentially being endangered and not the innocent civilians or soldiers that are risking their lives because of the North Korean conflict, then you seriously need to get your priorities straight and hit the unfollow button because you’re a fucking asshole.
those north korea jokes were gross, racist, and made light of a regime that is torturing, oppressing, and killing people DAILY
north korea isn’t some ~abstract ~old school ~hilarious concept, it is a very real place, ruled by very real and scary people, who are doing very real and horrifying things to (again) VERY REAL citizens