








Today I discovered the wonder of the North Korea News Service or what happens when articles from The Onion are presented as real news…
Also a bonus:











Today I discovered the wonder of the North Korea News Service or what happens when articles from The Onion are presented as real news…
Also a bonus:


anonymous asked:
Tbh I can understand why some people would defend the people of North Korea (not like they chose to be born there) but to defend the government and the way they operate? What the hell. wha
Definitely. I support the citizens 100% and look forward to the day that they can finally achieve freedom. When I criticize North Korea, it’s directed towards the government only.



If you live in the US, you should not be freaking out about nuclear war with North Korea in a “we’re all going to die” way. DPRK has one rocket that can reach the continental US, it’s barely gotten functional, and they have no warheads small enough to be carried by that rocket. They can theoretically hit Hawaii and Alaska, but Hawaii is a small, long-range target and Alaska has very low population density, so attacks there would likely be ineffective.
That’s not to say that you shouldn’t be freaking out about nuclear war with North Korea. It’s to say that you should stop being so fucking self-centered about it.
We’re not going to die. If we nuke North Korea, we’ll wipe out thousands of noncombatants, just like we did in Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Even in an “ideal” outcome for that first strike, where Kim goes down immediately, his military apparatus will retaliate — against South Korea and probably Japan. This hypothetical nuclear exchange will kill millions of civilians who, surprise surprise, live far away and look sort of not-European. Then we’ll spend the rest of our long, non-incinerated lives bickering with each other over whether it was cool of us to start that fight.
If you want to speak out against Trump’s nuclear bullshittery, don’t bleat “we’re all going to die.” Yell “no atrocities in our name.”

Alanis could not compete with this level of irony.



THERE’S ALWAYS A TWEET


Please stay safe. I’m so sorry that you guys have to go through this; North Korea threatening you with missiles is absolutely terrifying, there’s no denial about that. If you’re really worried and need someone to confide your fears in, my DMs/ask box are always open for you. Hope you guys do better soon, and best wishes for your safety <3 :(
Pres. Trump: If North Korea makes any more threats to the U.S., “they will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen.”

okay but actually
north korea & america: literally threatening to blow eachother up
meanwhile europe:









NORTH KOREA IS LITERALLY DEVELOPING MISSILE-READY NUCLEAR WEAPONS CAPABLE OF HITTING US AND TRUMP IS PLAYING GOLF AND TWEETING ABOUT “FAKE NEWS”