normals a myth

The Lightning Thief Musical Songs + Favorite Lines
  • Strong: Normal is a myth, everyone has issues they're dealing with.
  • The Minotaur/The Weirdest Dream: Oh look, a strange man in a Hawaiian shirt.
  • Their Sign: Well, I want my birthday cards and fishing trips, child support and homework tips.
  • The Campfire Song: I hope he shows even a trace CAUSE I'VE GOT SOME CHOICE WORDS TO THROW IN HIS FACE!
  • The Oracle: (just the whole prophecy part tbh)
  • Good Kid: AND NO HOPE AND NO MOM... She’s taken away.
  • Killer Quest!: We're gonna march straight down to the gates of Hell! —Underworld. —Close enough.
  • Lost!: I don't wanna die in the Garden State!
  • My Grand Plan: You better wise up, 'cause I'll rise up, BRING ON ANY CHALLENGE!
  • Drive: Why, my brother and I arrived just yesterday: May 1st... 1939!
  • The Weirdest Dream Reprise: Remember what these god's have done. Remember Thalia.
  • The Tree on the Hill: Maybe if I'd been a little bit braver, maybe if I stayed behind to fight, but maybe doesn't let me go back and save her, maybe doesn't make it all right.
  • D.O.A.: You ain't ever gonna save what matters, you ain't gonna protect your friends, you ain't ever gonna be remembered.
  • Son of Poseidon: You're the two best friends this screw up ever had.
  • The Last Day of Summer: I'll do anything, I don't care if I hurt anyone, it doesn't pay to be a good kid, a good kid, a good son.
  • Bring on the Monsters: I'll be back next summer, I'll be back next summer.

I. Icarus is a lonely boy sitting in a cafe, with ink blistered wings tattooed into his sunburnt skin. He falls into beds like they’re seas and loves suns who don’t give a damn. Wax coats his fingers and he laughs, not knowing why.

II. Cassandra lives in a room made of four windows. Strangers kiss her in dreams as she screams. She sees all, and none believe. “Unstable.” “Wicked.” “Tragic.” They whisper, protected behind planes of broken glass.

III. Achilles offers triumphant smiles as he holds up bloody knuckles. He fights wars on street corners and shares his victory with his beloved. He runs in the moonlight, until his feet ache and his legs collapse. He knows the world is meant to be his, and he will conquer it all.

IV. Pandora listens to the universe from the back of a philosophy class. She inhales chaos and exhales despair. Sweaters cover scarred wrists and misery clings to chapped lips. She worships with hollow, faithless eyes. They call her hopeless as she smiles, dried skin cracking. They know nothing.

V. Orpheus plays his music in cigarette haze filled bars. He swallows pills and wine and never dies. He sees shadows flicker when he looks over his shoulder, consuming him. He forgets.

—  Myths and heroes, they adapt too part one | p.d

[Image: Two pastel yellow color blocks stacked vertically, each with black text. The text on the first block reads “Some people figure out their gender identity at an early age. This is normal”. The text on the second block reads “Some people figure out their gender identity at a later age. This is also normal”.]

it’s a myth that everyone knows their gender identity from early childhood. for as many people who do know from that early on there are just as many who don’t figure it out (or even start questioning) until much later. everyone is different and it’s important to remember that the only timeline you’re on is your own. your gender identity isn’t any less valid because you didn’t figure it out in the same way or on the same time table as someone else. 

  • Whenever a Storm wizard is feeling sad/gloomy, a rain cloud will appear above them.
  • Fire wizards don’t even need a stove for cooking, they just light their food on their own.
  • Ice wizards can make slushies with their powers. This is especially ideal during the summer.
  • Despite having two eyes like normal humans, Myth wizards can transform both eyes into one magical eye that can see into the future.
  • Death students can actually detach their body parts without harming themselves.
  • Life wizards can absorb the energy in plants to restore their own health or can charge a powerful attack called “Solarbeam”.
  • Availing hands is a well known symbol in the spiral. Its often used to symbolize love, friendship and/or teamwork. Holding a Balance wizard’s hand may activate this spell.
Favorite things from each song in the PJO Musical
  • <p> <b>Prologue/The Day I Got Expelled:</b> "Pay attention! Pay attention!"// also just Mrs. Dodds answering Chiron's questions before the students<p/><b>Strong:</b> "Normal is a myth"<p/><b>The Minotaur/The Weirdest Dream:</b> "If Mrs. Dodds was really a monster I hope you're really a sword!"//"oh look a strange man in a Hawaiian :)))"<p/><b>Another Terrible Day:</b> "I'm the god of wine and I'm dying of thirst..."//"oh gods gimme Ares or Apollo anyone but the Demeter kids cabin"// also just Percy being shook™ that Chiron is part horse<p/><b>Their Sign:</b> "WELL I WANT MY BIRTHDAY CARDS AND FISHING TRIPS, CHILD SUPPORT AND HOMEWORK TIPS don't mean to whimper or whine..."<p/><b>Put You In Your Place:</b> Clarisse saying "god of death"//"Your goose is cooked and I'm here to cook it"//" Look Captain Crazy but the flag ain't here! You got some issue with me it's pretty clear."<p/><b>Campfire Song:</b> the way Luke says omnipotent// and everyone collectively bonding over how suckish their godly parents are//"Chiron wins"<p/><b>The Oracle:</b> the prophecy was sung beautifully man, so the whole song was great<p/><b>Good Kid:</b> this song was one of those sadly beautiful songs that you just can't hate. Like shoot, there goes mah heart...<p/><b>Killer Quest:</b> "and I'll be the second first"//" I'm gonna March right through the gates of hell!" " The Underworld... " " Close enough."//"who said anything about monsters?!" "Have a great quest :)))"<p/><b>Lost!:</b> "All our food was in there, all our clothes were in there, ALL OUR FOOD WAS IN THERE"// Grover talking to the squirrel//really just this whole song, it's so good :D// also those harmonies got me shook™<p/><b>My Grand Plan:</b> "But smart girl only gets a girl so far"//"If you don't go you'll never know if you'll ever be good enough"//" You better wise up cause I'll rise up, bring on any challenge"//" Most girls never win if they're polite"<p/><b>Drive:</b> "all your worries come on flurries, we bested FREAKING furries"//"It's one foot forward at a time, dust off all that grit and grime, we still got a lot left to do" (the one with all three of them, you know the part ;))//"uh, we can sleep on the road"<p/><b>The Weirdest Dream (Reprise):</b> "this is...scary"// also I will never stop loving Luke. Fight me<p/><b>The Tree On The Hill:</b> this whole song. Just this entire song is heartache<p/><b>D.OA.:</b> MY JAMMMMMM//" but it don't work like that"//"stuck forever never gets away"//"if the dead complain, I just turn up the stereo" like damn, she don't give a shit, she just wants her tunes//DJ CEREBUS<p/><b>Son Of Poseidon:</b> Percy coming to terms with his dad not being there and accepted that Poseidon is his dad (good shit right there)//Grover talking about his goatee "//" Your mouth's talking trash, you better rinse it. Your meat is minsed, and I'm here to minse it.<p/><b>The Last Day Of Summer:</b> LUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKEEEEEEE'S PART. THAT'S IT. JUST HIS PART. I LOVE IT. SO MUCH. and you're lying if you've said otherwise. I'm telling you rn I play his part a good 3 times over (minimum) before moving to the next song.<p/><b>Bring On The Monsters:</b> "are we ever gonna once have it easy?" "Nope, feeling ready" "Feeling stoked" "Feeling queasy"<p/></p>

the lightning thief musical: sentence meme


❛❛  i didn’t ask to be a hero seeking praise.  ❜❜ 
❛❛  is it me ,  or is greek mythology not deeply weird ?  ❜❜
❛❛  why do you have peanut butter in your hair ?  ❜❜
❛❛  she’s a monster !  but not literally. i don’t think. ❜❜
❛❛  dude. i’m your only friend.  ❜❜
❛❛  she only hates me because i tried to get her to stop wedgie-ing the first graders.  ❜❜ 
❛❛  kicked out of five schools in six years. one might question your parentage. ❜❜
❛❛  you think i’m trouble. just like everyone else.  ❜❜
❛❛  normal is a myth.  ❜❜
❛❛  i’ll show you where i met your dad.  ❜❜
❛❛  if you’re weird, you’re weak.  ❜❜ 
❛❛  if you want him, you’ll have to answer to me !  ❜❜
❛❛  don’t pass out ! don’t pass out ! don’t pass out !  ❜❜
❛❛  is this real ?  am i dead or am i dreaming ?  ❜❜
❛❛  oh look. a strange man in a hawaiian shirt.  ❜❜
❛❛  what belongs to the sea can always return to the sea.  ❜❜
❛❛  you drool when you sleep.  ❜❜
❛❛  oh, you’re alive. i suppose that’s good news for you, but it means a lot more paperwork for me.  ❜❜
❛❛  when you’re in charge, it’s like you’re cursed.  ❜❜
❛❛  oh, great. she’s crying.  ❜❜
❛❛  to tell you the truth, the best thing is to break up with the guy.  ❜❜
❛❛  he loves you not. next❜❜
❛❛  it wasn’t a dream ? she’s really gone ?  ❜❜
❛❛  he showed no sign that he ever existed, no sign he might actually care.  ❜❜
❛❛  i know that the future looks blurry, but not to worry, just do what you can. ❜❜   
❛❛  you got a problem with that ?  prepare to be pulverized, newbie.  ❜❜
❛❛  you losers are a drag.  ❜❜
❛❛  heard you were tough, but you don’t look it.  ❜❜
❛❛  i’d wait by the phone, but the phone never rings.  ❜❜     
❛❛  i met the guy once, and once was enough.  ❜❜
❛❛  if i tried to sing, it’ll probably cause an avalanche.  ❜❜
❛❛  did he not want me ? or not want the stress ?  ❜❜
❛❛  you shall fail to save what matters most in the end.  ❜❜
❛❛  everything i ever do is wrong.  ❜❜
❛❛  you’re always to blame.  ❜❜
❛❛  i never meant to do anything.  ❜❜
❛❛  i never meant to hurt anyone.  ❜❜
❛❛  i swear that i’m a good kid.  ❜❜
❛❛  but no one ever will take my side.  ❜❜
❛❛  guess i’m good for nothing at all.  ❜❜
❛❛  no on ever tells me that they’re proud.  ❜❜
❛❛  i swear i never stole anything.  ❜❜
❛❛  all i need is one last chance to prove that i’m good enough for someone.  ❜❜

People Are Ignorant About ED’s

I’d say a lot of people who suffer from an ED will turn away getting help because they feel like they are not skinny enough for it. Despite the emotional, physical and psychological pain their ED may cause- if they are not at a BMI of say 15 or less, they may turn down help due to embarrassment. It’s awful that people feel this way, and it takes great strength to seek help for an eating disorder when you are not underweight.

I know I would feel stupid coming forward and asking for help for my ED. Why? People will be confused, and would probably label me as an attention seeker. Why would I need help if I’m not skinny? How can I have an eating disorder when I look normal?

There are myths that people have about those with eating disorders. Myths taught to them by TV, eccentric magazine articles and other sources. I guess I can’t blame the public for being so misinformed about eating disorders. I was like that, too. They’ll get half the story of an AN sufferer. Only the juicy bits that the journalists feel will evoke the biggest reaction from the readers. Anything else is swept away, and forgotten.

You’ll hear the stories of anorexia nervosa sufferers, claiming to have not eaten in 3 weeks. Claiming to have quit drinking water, exercising 8 hours a day and being on the verge of death. Those stories do hold some truth, but the fact that the public is only made aware of these extreme cases of AN makes the rest of the AN sufferers seem…insignificant. The public wears blinkers. If someone is not severely underweight, if someone is eating (people think those with AN are on some kind of never-ending fast, the fuck?)- then someone can’t have AN. Case closed, brushed aside.

This misinformation is not necessarily the public’s fault. I mean, they believe what they read. Who is really going to do extensive research on EDs? Who really cares? I shouldn’t be mad, but I am.

The fear of judgment some of us feel will stop us from getting help. Fearing not being taken seriously, being laughed at, called an attention seeker, being told we’re not AN, we’re not skinny enough to be, we eat too much to be, we aren’t good enough to be, we aren’t. I’m merely speaking for myself and maybe one or two of my MPA friends. I’m not saying all of those with an ED feel this way.

This is the main reason I do not want help. I’m simply not skinny enough for it. I’m not a severe case of AN, I don’t even have bulimia, I am like… I don’t know what I am. I’m embarrassed. Too embarrassed to come forward and say I have an ED because I sure as hell don’t look like I have one.

The funny thing is though, those with EDs almost always start out at a normal weight/overweight. Their ED is there. The public will only really see it once it becomes “severe enough” to be seen. And then people act all confused, shocked, and hurt.

The closed minded nature of misinformed people have made EDs taboo.

DISCLAIMER: I am not generalizing. I am speaking from my own personal experience.

i’ll be back next summer i’ll be back next summer bring on the real world drive just drive i’ll be back next summer i’ll survive till then stay ahead and stay ahead bring on the real world i’ll be back next summer normal is a myth i’ll be back next summer you’ll see me again bring on any challenge i’ll be back next summer drive just drive i’ll be back next summer i’ll be back next summer

lampwicklives  asked:

Heyo. I've been trying to get into more heathenry/norse paganism kinda stuff (what can I say, I love folk metal), but the one thing that's kind of been a damper on the concept for me is the concept of Hel - specifically, how (as I understand it) dying of sickness or old age is a form of cowardice and punishable by eternal torment. Being chronically ill myself, that doesn't really sit right with me. Do you have any thoughts/corrections/resources on this topic in particular?

Thanks for the question. Basically the image of Viking afterlife concepts that has entered popular culture is extremely shallow and not a good representation of what we know believe actually existed. This is a big topic so it’s easy to get lost but I’m gonna try to keep it simple without leaving too much out but feel free to follow up if it seems like I’ve missed something. It’s long so the rest is behind the break.

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The Lightning Thief Act 1 Lyric Starters
  • “The gods are real, like the Greek gods, like the ones you learned about but weren’t paying attention to.”
  • “The gods have godly things to do, godly places they need to see, godly plans they need to make that don’t include me.”
  • “Yeah, the Gods are real and they have kids, and those kids have issues.”
  • “Daddy doesn’t love me and mommy is a god.”
  • “Daddy is too busy being a god.”
  • “You never listen to me. Now, you’re gonna listen ‘cause it’s time you heard our side of the story.”
  • “Look, I didn’t wanna be a half-blood.”
  • “Being a half-blood, it’s scary. It mostly gets you killed in very nasty ways.”
  • “Maybe you don’t know what a half-blood is because your life is normal and happy and not constantly in danger, but my life?” she/he/they snorted.
  • “Is it me or is Greek mythology not deeply weird?”
  • “Umm… I didn’t know what just had happened, Was that all a creepy, crazy dream?”
  • “But it wasn’t my fault, it was _______! S/he lured me away, s/he attacked me, and… you saw it!”
  • “Perhaps it’s for the best. This wasn’t the place for you, it was only a matter of time before–”
  • “You think I’m trouble just like everyone else.”
  • “I can only accept the best from you, Percy. Someday you’ll understand why. I’m truly sorry.”
  • “Stick around and maybe you’ll learn from me.”
  • “Who cares? We’re better off without him.”
  • “______, s/he didn’t have a choice. S/he wanted to meet you, and s/he warned me that things might be hard if you were like him/her.”
  • “Sorry, ______. If I was only… normal.”
  • “Normal is a myth. Everyone has issues they’re dealing with.”
  • “The things that make you different are the very things that make you strong.”
  • “Just hang on, ______. One day you’ll find you’ll leave that boring little life behind.”
  • “You’re the one it’s after, ______. I love you so much. On three: one, two, run!”
  • “Is this real? Am I dead or am I dreaming?”
  • “What belongs to the sea can always return to the sea.”
  • Is she real? I must be dreaming, she’s floating close to me like an angel or it’s seeming. This is weird, but a good weird, they thought though their half-asleep haze. I’ve never seen a face as beautiful as–
  • “You drool when your sleep.”
  • “Oh, you’re alive. I suppose that’s good news for you, but it means a lot more paperwork for me. So don’t expect me to be happy to see you. Of course, being alive is temporary. So, maybe if I go away and play _______ for an hour, things might improve.”
  • “Just another terrible day at __________, where everything’s the worst.”
  • “Now that you blessed us go talk to _______ before I take a knife to my head and start stabbing!”
  • “You can hate here, BUT I HATED IT FIRST.”
  • “Grover said s/he fought bravely, but a mortal woman/man against a minotaur…”
  • “It wasn’t a dream? She’s really gone?”
  • “Well, it’s my fault! She was trying to protect me.”
  • “You mustn’t blame yourself.”
  • “You say the gods are real? So, how could they let that happen?”
  • “I’m afraid there are some questions only the gods themselves can answer.”
  • “So if my dad/mom’s a god, I’d like to know which one. S/he’s got a lot to answer for.”
  • “It could be… that is to say, the prophecies suggest… But, that’s impossible. See you at dinner, ______.”
  • “I have a special job for you. Go to the boys’/girls’ bathroom and stay there. It’s your first day, we don’t want you messing this up.”
  • “Heard you were tough. But you don’t look it.”
  • “Maybe the ________ died from a case of laughing too hard from seeing your stupid face.”
  • “You got some issue with me, it’s pretty clear.”
  • “Come on, grab some ambrosia, and let the nectar flow.”
  • “Oh, things couldn’t be worse when your parents run the universe.”
  • “When your dad’s a god, life can be tough. I met the guy once, and once was enough.”
  • “Oh, we’re all friends here. Come on, give it a shot.”
  • “A lot of half-bloods never know their godly parent.”
  • “So my dad is some god, that’s great I guess. Too bad he’s the worst, and my life is a mess.”
  • “I hope he shows even a trace cause I got some choice words to throw in his face!”
  • “I don’t care where our parents may be, as long as you are here with me.”
  • “Approach, child. I am the spirit of Delphi, the speaker of the prophecies of Thebes Apollo. Approach, and face your destiny.”
  • “You shall be betrayed by one who calls you friend… and you shall fail to save what matters most in the end.”
  • “Everything I ever do is wrong; never find where I belong!”
  • “Don’t act up, don’t act out, be strong.”
  • “I keep my head down, I keep my chin up. But it ends up all the same, with, ‘Pack your bags, _____, you’re always to blame!’”
  • “I never tried to do anything, I never mean to hurt anyone! I swear– I swear that I’m a good kid!”
  • “But no one ever will take my side, all I ever do is take the fall!”
  • “I swear that I’m a good kid! … Yes, I’m good for nothing at all.”
  • “_____, was a world class jerk dad, was never there.”
  • “The only family that really mattered? Well, she/he/they vanished into the air.”
  • “And now I finally find a haven, someplace safe, where I can stay, 'till it’s, ‘Pack your bags, ______. Now go away!’”
  • “No one ever tells me that they’re proud. No one ever asks me, ‘______, how’d you like to come round and stay?’”
  • “I swear I never stole anything…”
  • “I swear that I’m a good kid… A good kid, who’s had a bad run.”
  • “All I need is one last chance… to prove I’m good enough for someone.”
  • “Yeah, I’ll do it, not cause my dad needs me. He’s been less of a dad, and more absentee. But if my mom’s alive, that’s where she’s bound to be.”
  • “Hades took ______, I’m taking her/him/them back. So what if no one’s come back from the Underworld? I’ll be the first.”
  • “_______, I can’t ask you to come.”
  • “You’re my best friend, dude, so don’t get mad: but I suspect you’ll need protecting when things get bad.”
  • “This kicking quest may be the best chance I’ve had to put my past behind me.”
  • “You need me too, ______. If you’re going to save the world, I’m the best person to keep you from messing up.”

Act 2

    so i am p bored and is in p good mood after cello class, so blog raTESS BITCHES!!! im like tired but also in love with vivaldi ( when am i NOT in love with vivaldi, lets be real ) ( i just played vivaldi ) ( #blessed )

to enter :

- reblog this post! (likes don’t count)

- follow your local storm hoe

- send me an ask with a song rec / ramble to me about either a; storms, b; baroque music, c; six of crows, d; forensics ( if you just send me the symbols i will delete your ask :) )

- send a ♤ for a normal blog rate

- send a ♡ for a fandom / aesthetic blog rate ( please specify! )

- you can pick 2; ( like a normal rate + hp rate / myth rate + aesthetics? ) pLEASE i will get v overwhelmed if you pick more than 2


hogwarts house; gryffindor // hufflepuff // ravenclaw // slytherin

blood status; muggleborn // halfblood / pureblood

quidditch position; beater // chaser // seeker // keeper // none

title; prefect // head boy/girl // quidditch captain // quidditch team member

greek god; zeus // poseidon // hades // hermes // apollo // dionysus // ares // hephaestus

greek goddess; hera // demeter // athena // artemis // aphrodite // persephone

creature; centaur // pegasus // nymph // siren // chimaera // dryad // nereid // oceanid // oread // phoenix // griffin

alignment; jedi // grey // sith

weapon; lightsaber // blaster // pistol

lightsaber color; blue // green // white // purple // red

fighting forms; shii-cho // makashi // soresu // ataru // djem so // niman // vaapad

planet; mercury // venus // earth // mars // jupiter // saturn // uranus // neptune // pluto

scent; rose // cedar wood // sage // eucalyptus // jasmine // lavender // sea salt // lime // freesia // passion fruit // honeysuckle

season; spring // summer // autumn // winter

city; london // paris // hong kong // seattle // new york // tokyo // shanghai // sydney // dubai // milan // frankfurt // amsterdam

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icon; 1 // 2 // 3 // 4 // 5

mobile theme; 1 // 2 // 3 // 4 // 5

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The Lightning Thief: The Musical ask meme

y’know the drill, just edit pronoums and places and wtv however you want and enjoy

  • ❝ The Gods are real. ❞
  • ❝ They don’t pay attention to you, either, especially if you’re their kid. ❞
  • ❝ It’s time you heard our side of the story. ❞
  • ❝ He ate them. ❞
  • ❝ Now I wish I had taken notes. ❞
  • ❝ My teacher was a creature then she vanished in the ether with a demon scream. ❞
  • ❝ This wasn’t the place for you. ❞
  • ❝ I can only accept the best from you. ❞
  • ❝ Dude, you got expelled. ❞
  • ❝ I can’t tell you all my secrets. ❞
  • ❝ I first saw him in the water, coming out of the morning mist. ❞
  • ❝ Was he a screw up too? ❞
  • ❝ Blue food isn’t normal, blue food is deranged, and that’s why it’s my favourite. ❞
  • ❝ Normal is a myth, everyone has issues they’re dealing with. ❞
  • ❝ The things that make you different are the very things that make you strong. ❞
  • ❝ The only thing I seem destined to is detention. ❞
  • ❝ My ADHD gets the best of me. ❞
  • ❝ Dyslexia, not cool. ❞
  • ❝ You’re special, like food the color blue. ❞
  • ❝ Don’t pass out. ❞
  • ❝ Am I dead or am I dreaming? ❞
  • ❝ What belongs to the sea can always return to the sea. ❞
  • ❝ Of course being alive is temporary. ❞
  • ❝ When you’re in charge it’s like you’re cursed. ❞
  • ❝ Then I kissed him and all of a sudden he started growing sunflowers everywhere! ❞
  • ❝ Girls and ponies. ❞
  • ❝ I don’t have time to fill you in on the details but look, he’s also a centaur. ❞
  • ❝ You can hate it here but I hate it first. ❞
  • ❝ You say the Gods are real, so how could they let that happen? ❞
  • ❝ I know that the future looks blurry, but not to worry, just do what you can. ❞
  • ❝ When I would reach out no one else would be there. ❞
  • ❝ I want my birthday cards and fishing trips, child support and homework tips! ❞
  • ❝ We’re literally the reject cabin. ❞
  • ❝ You wanna know whose house you’re fighting for. ❞
  • ❝ You’ll drown, you ain’t gonna float. ❞
  • ❝ Just stay here. Just stay in the bathroom and stay out of trouble. ❞
  • ❝ All things couldn’t be worse when your parents run the universe. ❞
  • ❝ He went for a hike, to explore new frontiers, and no one has seen him for thousands of years. ❞
  • ❝ If I try to sing it’ll probably cause an avalanche. ❞
  • ❝ Too bad he’s the worst and my life’s a mess. ❞
  • ❝ Approach and face your destiny. ❞
  • ❝ You shall find what was stolen and see it restored. ❞
  • ❝ Everything I ever do is wrong, never fine where I belong, everybody on my case. ❞
  • ❝ Don’t act up, don’t act out, be strong. ❞
  • ❝ I try, I try to be a good kid. ❞
  • ❝ I swear that I’m a good kid, guess I’m good for nothing at all. ❞
  • ❝ No friends and no hope and no mom… ❞
  • ❝ I swear I never stole anything, I never meant to hurt anyone. ❞
  • ❝ I swear that I’m a good kid who’s had a bad run. ❞
  • ❝ All I need is one last chance to prove I’m good enough for someone. ❞
  • ❝ So what if no one’s come back from the underworld, I’ll be the first. ❞
  • ❝ Five long years stuck at camp. ❞
  • ❝ I’ve got mad battle strategy, my mom will be impressed. ❞
  • ❝ We’re gonna march straight down to the underworld! ❞
  • ❝ Guys, we just exploded a bus! ❞
  • ❝ Hades is sending his monsters after us, we’re doing something right. ❞
  • ❝ We’re lost in the woods, somewhere in New Jersey and we’re never gonna make it to LA. ❞
  • ❝ Tell the squirrel you’re sorry. ❞
  • ❝ I think the Gods are trying to tell me that they hate me. ❞
  • ❝ Can’t go back to any home. ❞
  • ❝ I’ve always been a smart girl. ❞
  • ❝ My grand plan is that I will be remembered. ❞
  • ❝ You better wise up cause I will rise up. ❞
  • ❝ I’ve always been a tough girl cause most girls never win if they’re polite. ❞
  • ❝ I will be great, just wait and see. ❞
  • ❝ Someday soon I swear, I don’t know how or when, but I promise you I’ll never be invisible again. ❞
  • ❝ There ain’t no way in Hades that we’ll win. ❞
  • ❝ Look how far we’ve come, we can’t give in. ❞
  • ❝ Drive, just drive, stay ahead and stay alive. ❞
  • ❝ Pedal to the metal and drive. ❞
  • ❝ The weather may be stormy but the road is still before me. ❞
  • ❝ It’s one foot forward at a time. ❞
  • ❝ Why, my brother and I arrived just yesterday, May 1st. 1939! ❞
  • ❝ Stay ahead and don’t get dead and stay alive.  ❞
  • ❝ The Oracle can can it, I’ll save my mom and save the planet. ❞
  • ❝ Everything is unfolding as I— as we planned it. ❞
  • ❝ Someone is here. ❞
  • ❝ Maybe if I’d been a little bit braver. ❞
  • ❝ But maybe doesn’t let me go back and save her. ❞
  • ❝ You’re D.O.A. and you’re here to stay. ❞
  • ❝ You’re stuck forever, never get away. ❞
  • ❝ No hope for survival, you’re dead on arrival. ❞
  • ❝ They’re lucky! Their voices will never change now! ❞
  • ❝ You ain’t never gonna save what matters. You ain’t gonna protect your friends. You ain’t never gonna be remembered. This is where the story ends. ❞
  • ❝ Seems my good intentions always crash and burn. ❞
  • ❝ Never once will I prevail, going wrong at every turn. ❞
  • ❝ Maybe my dad was a screw up too. Maybe he did the best that he could do. ❞
  • ❝ Better late than never to finally get a sign. ❞
  • ❝ I’m the son of Poseidon and I’m gonna win. ❞
  • ❝ Who wins if the Gods go to war? ❞
  • ❝ We work well in three. ❞
  • ❝ How do you feel about a lot of water? ❞
  • ❝ What do you do when the quest is ended? What do you do when the battle’s won? ❞
  • ❝ What do you do when it’s over? ❞
  • ❝ I could stay and train for a piece of the action but what about peace of mind? ❞
  • ❝ Why do I feel like there’s something left I need to find? ❞
  • ❝ How come you don’t go home? ❞
  • ❝ Sometimes family’s worth the trouble. ❞
  • ❝ What do you do when you’ve come to the last day of summer? ❞
  • ❝ They won’t bother to show their faces, it’s time to make the world our own. ❞
  • ❝ The Oracle warned you. ❞
  • ❝ He promised me the power to defeat our parents. ❞
  • ❝ I’ll do anything, I don’t care if I hurt anyone. ❞
  • ❝ The Gods were never on our side so I think it’s time we watch them fall. ❞
  • ❝ Soon there will be no Gods at all. ❞
  • ❝ There’s gonna be a fight. ❞
  • ❝ There still might be a war. ❞
  • ❝ Things will get bad before they get better. ❞
  • ❝ It may feel like an ending but the battle’s just begun. ❞
  • ❝ We can fail but we have to try. ❞
  • ❝ Don’t feel bad cause we’re usually about to die. ❞
  • ❝ Bring on the monsters.  ❞
  • ❝ Bring on the real world. ❞
  • ❝ Gotta know where the real faith lies when it’s time to rise and stand your ground. ❞
  • ❝ They put us in a box but we won’t be contained. ❞
  • ❝ If you’re looking for trouble then count me in. ❞
  • ❝ I’ll be back next summer. ❞

A Larrie sent me this about all the inconsistencies of Briana’s pregnancy and babygate as a whole. I’m assuming this is why so many Larries believe in this madness and I thought you might want to see this to see all their arguments (even though I’m sure all of these can be debunked).

Cool — here are anti masterposts for anyone who is interested in fact-basd contrast and comparison:

Louriana Timeline by brianaxjungwirth.

Briana Is In Fact Pregnant Part 1: A simplified timeline by staglaurent.

Briana Is In Fact Pregnant Part 2: ‘She’s been pregnant for [ridiculous amount of time]’ by staglaurent.

Briana Is In Fact Pregnant Part 3: ‘The baby isn’t Louis’ by staglaurent.

Briana Is In Fact Pregnant Part 4: ‘Normal’ pregnancies, pregnancy myths, fake social media and other rumours by staglaurent.

Bonus: the missing bump that wasn’t

Any other questions from passers-by, go ahead and ask, keeping in mind that we are entering the 19th month of this child’s life with no question from anyone involved about his paternity or otherwise!