normally all i'd want is to talk to him but you changed that

anonymous asked:

I saw that a while back you wrote about who needs therapy the most in the RFA. Going off of that, since I see this discussed a lot in the fandom, who do you think might have suffer from mental illness? Everyone struggles and is deserving of help. That's obvious and I hope people know that. I just see a lot of different opinions on the subject, and since (with the exclusion of Rika) nothing's ever confirmed in-game, I'd love to get your perspective. Your analyses are so well-done!

This request was a little difficult mainly because I really don’t want to insult anyone or say something wrong that could hurt anyones feelings or such. Therefor I want to preface this by saying that I am, by no means, a professional. I wanted to become a Psychiatrist so I did learn a couple of things on my own, but nowhere near enough to be accurate about everything. I have a couple of ideas what kind of mental illnesses the Mystic Messenger crew might have based on internet research, but as always don’t quote me on this…

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Zen =  Body Dysmorphic Disorder or BDD

Honestly I don’t really think that Zen has any mental illnesses, after all you can struggle in life without it being a full blown mental illness, but if I would had to say one that he might have I’d choose BDD. Not all people suffering from BDD are those stick thin girls that see themselves as overweight when looking in the mirror. There are many nuances to every mental disorder, including BDD. Let’s have a look why I think Zen might have BDD:

✓ preoccupation with physical appearance

✓ belief that one has an abnormality or defect in appearance that makes her ugly

✓ frequently looking in the mirror

✗ avoiding mirrors altogether

✓ believing that others take special notice of ones appearance in a negative way

✗ frequent cosmetic procedures with little satisfaction

✓ excessive grooming

✓ feeling extremely self-conscious

✗ refusing to appear in pictures

✗ skin picking

✓ comparing appearance with that of others

✗ avoiding social situations

✓ camouflaging (with body position, clothing, makeup, hair, hats, etc.)

✓ excessive exercise

✓ changing clothes excessively

As I said many times before, I feel like Zen’s excessive narcissism is nothing but a facade to hide that he really just hates his body and himself due to what happened in his childhood. In order to overcome one negative extreme he through himself into another extreme, self-hate to excessive self-love, even going as far as to pursue a career where everyone could and would see him. He constantly talks about his looks, is self-conscious about his albinism, constantly stares at himself in mirrors or phones, knows that people notice his albinism and fears it’s negative, constantly grooms himself, is self-conscious, has an excessive need to compare himself to others, exercises excessively and for his job he constantly has to camouflage and change clothing. Out of all the symptoms for it, Zen sure fits a lot of them.
There is even a good reason why he might have it:

?   having biological relatives with body dysmorphic disorder

✓ childhood teasing

?  physical or sexual abuse

✓ low self-esteem

✓ societal pressure or expectations of beauty

He got teased by his parents and hated by his teacher. He had low self-esteem because of it and then of course societal pressure got added to the mix later on once he became an actor. I’m not sure whether he suffered physical or sexual abuse, although I wouldn’t completely cut out the possibility, if you consider that it was hinted at that his teacher had a thing for him as well as the fact that his parents seemed like the abusive type and he was in a biker gang. I also don’t know whether his parents might have had BDD, but it is a possibility. Either way, looking at all this Zen could be suffering from BDD, although I don’t fully believe he does.

Yoosung = Addictive Personality Disorder

I already mentioned before that I think that Yoosung has quite the addictive personality and look there, the shoe kind of fits. I’m basically 99% sure that Yoosung has some kind of addictive personality disorder or something similar now let’s see why:

✓ Low self-esteem

✓ A tendency to impulsive behaviour

✗ An antisocial personality

✓ Difficulty delaying gratification

✓ A disposition toward sensation seeking

✓ Someone who values nonconformity to an extreme

✓ Someone with a weak commitment to the goals for achievement that are generally accepted by “normal” society

✓ Someone who is tolerant of deviant behaviour

✓ Someone who is socially alienated

✓ Having an increased sense of stress

Basically…almost all of the symptoms fit to some extend or the other. It is undeniable that Yoosung has low self-esteem, something that is mentioned in basically all of the routes. He is very impulsive and never thinks things through, like getting his eye almost cut out by one Saeran Choi, because he just had to safe you right then right now without planning. He barely makes any friends outside of his games and the people he already knew, namely the RFA members, when Yoosungs wants to play he needs to do it instantly without any patience to wait, he has given up on studying in order to pursue his addiction – gaming – tolerates a lot of deviant behaviour going on in the RFA, namely whatever one particular hacker is up to, and despite being a lazy fart who never cleans nor studies nor does care for himself properly he seems to be under constant stress. On top of that he is completely obsessed with the women in his life; first Rika then you. He latches on and is incapable of letting go until something new comes around that catches his attention. All of these are pretty fitting, don’t you think?

♨ Jaehee = Anxiety Disorder ♨

Just like with Zen I don’t really think that Jaehee has any disorders or illnesses in particular, just your every day stress of Korean workplaces wearing her down. However, if I had to pick one that might be fitting it would be Anxiety Disorder. To clarify, I don’t really mean the anxiety most people would picture; being afraid to speak in public etc – as we all know that Jaehee is capable of doing that – but more on the lines of being constantly stressed and on edge:

?  Irrational fears

✓ Muscle tension

?  Chronic indigestion

?  Stage fright

✓ Self-consciousness

✓ Panic, fear, and uneasiness

?  Flashbacks

✓ Perfectionism

?  Compulsive behaviors

✓ Self-doubt

✓ Problems sleeping

✓ Not being able to be still and calm

✓ Dizziness (mentioned in one of the bad endings)

The amount of question marks is precisely why I don’t really think she has it, but potentially could. A lot of those we cannot know for sure, as such things are never explicitly mentioned or even hinted in in the game, but I definitely could see being the case. I’m about 90% sure that Jaehee has compulsive behaviours as well as the kind of flashbacks connected to anxiety disorder. I also believe that while she is able to hold a meeting that speaking in front of people is something she had to force herself to learn and that Jaehee actually has stage fright. As for any physical symptoms I can’t even deduce whether she might have them or not, but as I said I could imagine it. Then again, I’m really not sure and this is all just me thinking of possibilities I don’t really think are true.

Jumin = Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder

This is something I have personal experience with, since I have OCPD. Just as a side note, OCPD is not OCD and has very little in common with what you see OCD being portrayed as in the media. Also, to make something clear, I am not giving my favourite my own disorder to feel connected to him. I feel connected to him, because I feel like he has the same disorder. Jumin is very similar to me, which is why I understand his struggles the best and connect to him. Now enough about me, let’s dig into what OCPD is and why I think Jumin has it:

Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder is characterized by a preoccupation with orderliness, perfectionism, and mental and interpersonal control, at the expense of flexibility, openness, and efficiency.

- may have such difficulty deciding which tasks take priority or what is the best way of doing some particular task that they may never get started on anything.

- prone to becoming upset or angry in situations in which they are not able to maintain control of their physical or interpersonal environment, although the anger is typically not expressed directly. On other occasions, anger may be expressed with righteous indignation over a seemingly minor matter.

-  may be especially attentive to their relative status in dominance-submission relationships and may display excessive deference to an authority they respect and excessive resistance to authority that they do not respect.

- Individuals with this disorder usually express affection in a highly controlled or stilted fashion and may be very uncomfortable in the presence of others who are emotionally expressive. Their everyday relationships have a formal and serious quality, and they may be stiff in situations in which others would smile and be happy. They carefully hold themselves back until they are sure that whatever they say will be perfect.

✓ Is preoccupied with details, rules, lists, order, organization and schedules

✓ Shows perfectionism which can interfere with task completion

✓ Is excessively devoted to work and productivity to the exclusion of leisure activities and friendships

✓ Is overconscientious, scrupulous, and inflexible about matters of morality, ethics, or values

✓ Is unable to discard worn-out or worthless objects even when they have no sentimental value

✓ Is reluctant to delegate tasks or to work with others unless they submit to exactly his or her way of doing things

✓ Adopts a miserly spending style toward both self and others; money is viewed as something to be hoarded for future catastrophes

✓ Shows significant rigidity and stubbornness

Is there really anything I need to explain about this? All of these fit Jumin like a glove tailored for him. There are really only two things that I need to clarify something on. For one we don’t know how Jumin acts about discarding things he has no logical need for, but I feel from the way he treats the pen his father gives him, that said point fits. Despite not needing a golden diamond pen and probably having a million more that work just the same he starts an entire search party to get it back, probably out of sentimental reasons but also because he can’t discard such things. As for the miserly spending style, something most people would disagree with, Jumin doesn’t waste money. He lives in luxury and he does like spending his money, but he doesn’t waste it. The things he buys or pays a lot of money for are practical for the better part; like a nutritionist and gym to keep him healthy. With the money he earns he could live a lot more extravagant than he already does, but he’s not wasteful and exactly like described values money and hoarding it. Other than that, everything else fits perfectly!

☼ Saeyoung/Seven = Major Depression ☼ 

Honestly guys, does this even need explaining? He’s flunking his depression in everyone’s faces all day, every day and yet no one seems to care. Despite the fact that he doesn’t have just ordinary depression but major depression. I’m talking hardcore bullshit here and rightly so. Let’s break this down once and for all:

✓ Fatigue or loss of energy almost every day

✓ Feelings of worthlessness or guilt almost every day

✓ Impaired concentration, indecisiveness

✓ Insomnia or hypersomnia almost every day

✓ Markedly diminished interest or pleasure in almost all activities nearly every day

✓ Restlessness or feeling slowed down

✓ Recurring thoughts of death or suicide

✓ Significant weight loss or gain

✓ Change in your appetite (not eating enough or overeating)

✓ Low self-esteem

✓ Feeling of hopeless

For a while I was torn between Saeyoung being just depressed or having manic depression aka bipolar disorder. I decided to depression, mainly because his ‘episodes’ of euphoria are mostly fake and don’t really happen in proper cycles. Then again, we only get to know them for eleven days and usually those cycles can take up to weeks when not regulated with the proper medication, so who knows. However, it’s a 100% clear that Saeyoung is majorly depressed. Other than his eccentric chatting behaviour he barely seems to have energy, even the smallest things can break his concentration, he never sleeps, other than his interest in cars he has no other interest or pleasurable activities left, Saeyoung constantly mentions how worthless he is, how guilty he feels over his brother, how hopeless he feels of getting out of where he’s got himself stuck and how he wants to die. As for the significant weight loss, he barely eats but what he eats is horrible junk. He should weight much much more than he does considering his diet, which I put into the same category as weight loss. Therefor Saeyoung shows all the symptoms of a majorly depressed person. 

☀ Saeran = Borderline Personality Disorder ☀

For a hot minute I thought about Saeran having depression as well, but I feel like his mental issues go a little deeper and more complicated than ‘just’ depression. Upon researching some of the symptoms he has compared to his twin brother I stumbled over BPD, not to be confused with bipolar disorder (happened to me ones). People with BPD usually experience symptoms like:

✓ Frantic efforts to avoid real or imagined abandonment

✓A pattern of intense and unstable relationships with family, friends, and loved ones, often swinging from extreme closeness and love to extreme dislike or anger

✓ Distorted and unstable self-image or sense of self

✓ Impulsive and often dangerous behaviours

✓ Recurring suicidal behaviours or threats or self-harming behaviour

✓ Intense and highly changeable moods, with each episode lasting from a few hours to a few days

✓ Chronic feelings of emptiness

✓ Inappropriate, intense anger or problems controlling anger

✓ Having stress-related paranoid thoughts

✓ Having severe dissociative symptoms, such as feeling cut off from oneself, observing oneself from outside the body, or losing touch with reality

Much like with Saeyoung this case of mental illness needs very little explaining. The symptoms speak for themselves, as they perfectly fit to Saeran, all of them. Now some might say that he didn’t show those symptoms as a child and that is true, although I wouldn’t say that his BPD was caused only by what Rika did to him, although that surely played a big part. There are three main reasons that are considered risk factors: Genetics, Environmental and Social Factors and Brain Factors. The environmental/social factor is quite obviously what Rika did to Saeran. Most notable factors in that category are traumatic life events such as abuse (mother then Rika) and/or abandonment (his father then Saeyoung) during childhood. What Rika did to Saeran also works into the brain factors, as her torture probably caused structural and functional changes in his brain that changed his behaviour and way of thinking so drastically. As for the genetics, I actually wouldn’t be so surprised of the twins’ mother had some sort of mental disorder or even BPD that caused her to lash out on the boys like that and in Saeran’s case pass it on. It might even explain why he was sickly as a child while his brother wasn’t. Although that is purely theoretical, the rest isn’t as much. Poor baby…

📷 Jihyun/V = White Knight Syndrome 📷

Now I honestly have to say that I’m not sure whether White Knight Syndrome falls in the mental illness category or not, but it fit so perfectly to V and there was very little else I could have come up with, so I’m putting it into the list. Now what exactly is White Knight Syndrome or what are the symptoms:

✓ Fears emotional distance

✓ Is very emotionally vulnerable and sensitive

✓ Has a tendency to idealize the partner

✓ Has an extreme need to be viewed as important or unique

~  Tends to be self-critical or reactively blames, devalues, and manipulate others

In relationships:

✓ Is attracted to a needy partner or a partner with a history of trauma, loss, abuse, or addiction

✓ Fears being separated from the partner, losing the partner’s love or approval, or being abandoned by the partner

✓ Engages in controlling behaviour, often under the guise of helping

✓ Maintains or restores connection with the partner by being extremely helpful or good

✗  Responds ambivalently to the partner’s success

✓ Describes a sense of “oneness” with the partner

✓ Fails to recognize the partner’s manipulative behaviours

✓ Is seduced by the sexual or dramatic behaviour of the partner

✓ Evokes strong feelings in the partner in order to avoid his or her own emotional discomfort

✓ Maintains hope for a gratifying relationship by denying the reality of the partner’s issues

I mean…hello V? Other than the point about his response to his partner being ambivalent everything fits perfectly. That is precisely why I find it so irritating when people describe his feelings towards Rika as love. No, V did not love Rika or at least not in a healthy way. He loved her instability and he was obsessed with the idea of saving her. So much so that he was willing to manipulate, devaluate and fuck over the rest of his friends. The only reason I used ~ on that particular point is because while he is self-critical as well, he never reactively blames anyone but himself. Frankly rightly so. Anyone who thinks that V is in any way innocent is wrong. He didn’t stop Rika. Despite knowing of her plans all along he never once did anything to stop her and therefor he is almost as much at fault as Rika is. In fact my American law he would be charged with accessory to a hefty crime amongst other things earning him a couple of years in prison, just saying. I’m sure his White Knight Syndrome played into why he did what he did, but that doesn’t make him any more innocent nor excuses what torture other people were put through because he put Rika first and did nothing to stop her.

anonymous asked:

Leah x female reader headcanon? What their relationship would be like.. Like the best friends to lovers kinda thing after she becomes a werewolf and imprints on her? Cuz tbh i'd be gay for Leah no question Anyways i love your fics! Keep it up fam!

I would also be gay for Leah in a heartbeat and I think she gets a lot of shit. Thank you so much! I’ve deffo keeping myself busy tonight!!


- There would have been an attraction between you from the start, even if it was a just a small curiosity in the back of your minds but at the time she had Sam

- When Sam turned her world upside down you marched over to his house and broke your hand on his jaw. Leah was sick with worry but it was worth it and you help her gather herself back from the relationship.

- Seth is so used to you being in his life now that he’s not surprised that when you give him sisterly lectures about getting his homework done

- Leah kisses you when she’s blackout drunk but before you can talk about it sober, she phases and upon realising what she is and what Sam did to Emily she disappears from your life.

- Sue and Seth won’t tell you where she’s gone but you were still there for both of them at Harry’s funeral. Leah avoided you there too.

- After a night of drinking you snap, you march over to Leah’s house, use the spare key she gave you months ago and slurring confronted her by asking her how she was suddenly avoiding you and being so homophobic when SHE was the one to kiss YOU.
But she just stared at you so you stormed home until Seth caught up with you and walked your drunk ass home while apologising for waking him up.

- At first Leah is scared to accept the imprint because of her fathers death because she phased in front of him but she can’t avoid you any longer

- Forgiveness come easily from you, she had just lost her father after all

- Leah kicks the ass of any wolves who think of you in a sexual way

- You help integrate Leah more into the pack and unleash hell on anyone who tells her that her initial anger at Sam and Emily wasn’t completely justified - Jared is still a bit scared of you

- Neck kisses, face kisses, forehead kisses, kisses up your arms and along your collar bones

- Hardly ever sleeping in more than just your underwear because you sleep with a HUMAN RADIATOR clinging to you with her face snuggled into your neck

- it is impossible to escape the sleep attack but you don’t want too

- learning how to cook with minimal, weird ingredients so that you know you can always make Leah a meal so her weird wolf belly doesn’t go hungry

- When you’re drunk you pretend to be red riding hood, “Look at what big eye you have!” She finds it funnier than she should while wrestling your drunk ass into bed

- Dressing as werewolves for Halloween to annoy Sam

- Making Emily and Leah talk to each other

- Not being afraid to shout at wolf idiots for doing stupid things

- Leah will randomly appear out of nowhere and wrap her arms around your waist and rest her chin on your shoulder a few times everyday

- Paul having a broken jaw when he says that he loves being able to read the mind of a lesbian, it would have been worse but you managed to pull her off of him

- Leah takes charge in the bedroom, not necessarily a Dom but she gets so much pride from making you feel pleasure

- Leah worrying that you’re going to miss out on kids and the ‘normal experience’ to which you shoot her with a well concealed Nerf gun, there’s 12 hidden in the house and she can’t find them all

- She had a special grin that is 500% only ever used for you

- Doing anything to keep you safe, even sending you away when she joins Jacob’s pack because she couldn’t guarantee your safety at the Cullen’s house with Bella about to change

- It’s hard for both of you but she calls you 6 times a day with lots of phone sex

- LOTS. Enough to make the Vampires, with no circulation, look like they’re blushing.

anonymous asked:

I'm so in looooove with your Imagines ! I'd also like to request something. You're Wanda's best friend and she invites you over to the Avengers compound for the first time. So as you get there you're immediately lost but a lovely guy finds you and helps you find your way. Bucky. Since then you visit her more often and after a while you're friends with all Avengers so Wanda, Natasha and Steve decide you bring you and Buck together cause they see how you act with each other and it works ? :) THX<3

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader
Fandom: MCU
Warnings: so much fluuuuuff

A/N: hey bb! thank you so much for the compliment! also, I listened to ed sheeran at one point, which is why the story turned out the way it did lol. hope you like it love <33

                                                          *****

Wanda Maximoff:

Are you on your way yet? xo

You:

Yep, be there in 10! xo

Wanda Maximoff:

Good! Xo


You smiled and put the phone back in your pocket.

This was the first time she had invited you to the Avengers compound, despite of you knowing each other for more than two years now.

You had been excited and worried by the fact that she was an Avenger now, but she seemed happy and you knew that she could take care of yourself.

A lot of things changed though. You didn’t see each other nearly as much as you both wanted to.

That was mostly because of how busy Wanda had been these last months and you really couldn’t even be angry at her. After all, she was saving lives. 

But to make it up, she had invited you to the compound to, obviously, meet with her, but also to meet some of the other Avengers.

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anonymous asked:

Ok I had a thought. I don't know how this works cause locker rooms and all that but WHAT IF the reason dex is so against sharing the room is because he's trans and he really wanted his own space where he didn't have to hide? (also cause he's into nursey but that's a whole 'nother thing) Just thought I'd share my little trans!dex headcanon!

Ooh a Dex headcanon! (I’m such a Zimbits persons that this is a rarity.)

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doctor-allons-y  asked:

*coughs nervously* Hi! So, uhm, I've been following your blog for a really long time and I'd just like to say I'm a huge fan! You're absolutely amazing at writing, and you've got some mad skills. I was wondering if I could send in a request (my first ever one!) for Andrew and Neil about which one of them would be the person to steal the other's phone and which one would be the one to deal with the aftermath. Again, number one biggest fan! Keep it up! Lots of loveeeeeeeeee! <333333333333

Ladies and gents I present my giant dork of a best friend. I love you.

this is so long im so sorry

  • Andrew takes Neil’s phone
  • But see, it’s not just for kicks, this kid has a plan, he’s already placed certain bets with the rest of the Foxes long before he takes Neil’s phone
  • The two have similar phones so it’s easy enough to switch his for Neil’s in the morning. Andrew makes sure his is dead so Neil can’t get into it anyway.
  • Nicky and Matt and Dan and Allison and even Renee’s texts keep coming in to Neil’s (Now Andrew’s) phone and a gc with the upperclassmen along with Kevin’s reminders for practice have Andrew murderous
  • So Andrew has Neil’s phone and he texts everyone normally at first so everyone is under the impression that it’s Neil
  • He replies to “How are you?”s with “I’m fine.”s
  • And “What’s up?”s with “In xyz class.” bc obv Andrew has Neil’s schedule memorized bc he’s a fucking nerd
  • And then it starts
  • Andrew takes a pic of random attractive people and sends one to each of the foxes like
  • Damn, they’re hot, I’d tap that.”
  • And everyone’s like
  • Oh my god
  • Neil
  • Wtf are you doing
  • What do you mean
  • What does this mean
  • Nicky’s screaming
  • Matts worried
  • Dan’s being a mother
  • Allison’s like same babe, same
  • Renee asks if Andrew and he’d fought like the sweetheart she is
  • Aaron doesn’t respond, but texts Andrew a “Shut your bf upBC HE CARES AND DOESN’T WANT NEIL TO HURT HIS BROTHER OK  which Andrew doesn’t know about until much later bc he desn’t have his phone
  • Kevin tells Neil to concentrate in class so he can practice more
  • Andrew doesn’t respond to any of the texts after sending the pictures
  • fucking nerd
  • i hate them all oh my god
  • But bc no one else is in his year and everyone has different classes they cant talk to the real Neil until practice the next morning
  • …but no one wants to say anything in front of Andrew
  • Andrew’s fucking dying
  • He acts like Neil and he fought big time, like they p much broke up
  • and everyones freaking out
  • and Neil, like the oblivious babe he is, is like…ok? Andrew’s being weird, but ok.
  • Andrew doesn’t stop there
  • He legit goes “I’m sorry Neil.” loud enough for Matt to hear.
  • “I didn’t mean it.” loud enough for Nicky to hear.
  • and Neil’s so fucking confused, but Exy, so he goes “We’ll talk after practice.” to placate Andrew
  • Andrew almost feels sorry, Neil is way to easy to prank
  • Everyone thinks this is it
  • Andrei have broken up
  • Money starts changing hands, all the bets, along the lines of Neil would sleep with anyone else, Neil would never leave Andrew, Andreil was going to be endgame, Andreil would make it to 80, Andreil would never break up
  • Every single one of them bet high bc they had faith in Neil
  • Anyway
  • Neil’s ignoring Andrew till after practice like he said and Andrew’s purposeley following him around with a dejected look on his face and Renee is collecting everyones money to give to Andrew
  • bc omg is this really happening
  • Andreil is breaking up
  • Andrew pockets the money such a lil shit oh my god and gets out of there as soon as practice is over
  • The Foxes corner Neil later and ask what the actual fuck happened
  • and Neil’s like wtf are y’all taking about
  • and they’re all like the texts? Kayla from History?
  • Adam from Stat? What the fuck what that?
  • and Neil, bless him, is so confused
  • and they’re like wtf
  • and he’s like wtf
  • and then he’s like “My phone’s been dead all day, which is weird, because I remember charging it all n- oh….”
  • No one gets their money back  
Sinister and Rotten

(I wrote a smutty one-shot fic for Vampire!Vanoss and Delirious and this is what happens when I don’t sleep when I’m supposed to.)

Word Count: 3,298

Jonathan enjoys the sinful things in life such as indulging in gay porn and is in fear of his family relations regarding his sexual orientation so he frequents a church to rid himself of sin. However he encounters a handsome devil that makes the temptation so much worse.

NSFW

Sex, Swearing, Blood/Gore.

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anonymous asked:

Hello! Can I have a request for Iwachan, Daichi and Tsukki? These babies finally gather up their courage to confess to their crush (their teammate are spying cuz they made a bet) yet their crush look at them, confused, and said "I'd like you date too but I won't"---and her reason is----"Aren't you dating Oikawa san/Sugawara Sempai/Yamaguchi Kun? It's not good cheating on your boyfriend..."----How would the boys do? I believe Oi/Matsun/Makki&Suga (Noya&Ryu too?) are laughing real loud LOL.

i’m laughing because in The Real Word™ everyone wouldn’t think that guys who are close could be a couple (aka “just guys bein dudes!”/compulsory heterosexuality) but in this case, you’re like “um yeah they probably are together???” bless your heart

instead of having the whole team bet, i changed it to a few of the boys for each. some really aren’t the betting type (*coughs* asahi) and some really probably wouldn’t care a whole lot (tsukki in daichi’s case, kageyama in tsukki’s case, and definitely kunimi in iwa’s)


Iwaizumi

  • Matsukawa and Hanamaki are the only ones betting, the former betting that Iwaizumi chickens out and never confesses and the latter betting on him doing so. Winner only gets the satisfaction of having won. For a while, it’s a lot of them giving Iwa conflicting advice about what to do.
    • They decide NOT to let Oikawa in on it, because he would absolutely blab somehow to Iwaizumi about it and ruin the fun. However, Oikawa does get annoyed at Matsun and Makki’s constant verbal tug-o-war on the matter when they all hang out.
      • Oikawa’s actually the one to convince Iwaizumi to go for it: “Just rip the band-aid off and ask ___ out already!”
        • After this MatsuHana decide to modify the bet: Matsukawa bets that you’ll say no and Hanamaki thinks you’ll accept. In addition to the original prize, winner also gets bragging rights.
          • Oikawa’s not in on this one either, mostly because they know that he’ll bet that you say yes and maybe try something to swing the game in his (and Makki’s, by default) favor, even if his intentions beyond the bet are for Iwaizumi’s sake. Also, that’s no fun!
  • Iwaizumi almost can’t believe his ears when you say “I’d like to date you too”.  His heart practically beats out of his chest. If only your mouth hadn’t kept moving after that with the rest of your train of thought…
  • He’s honestly so embarrassed by this that he can’t even stutter out a proper denial that he’s dating Oikawa of all people.
    • It gets even worse when you start wondering aloud if maybe they have an open relationship, and that’s why he’s asking so indiscreetly and also why Oikawa’s had girlfriends at points you were sure the two were an item.
    • Especially because he can hear Matsun and Makki snickering and Oikawa stifling his screaming from their spot behind a tree.
  • BUT YOU ALSO SAID YES TECHNICALLY, so once he’s managed to explain that you’ve got it all wrong, that realization hits him and he’s a red-faced mess all over again as he repeats his initial question.
  • Hanamaki wins the bet and proudly announces it after your first date with Iwa. He jokes that knew Iwaizumi could do it the whole time and he’s a real pal for thinking so. Iwaizumi’s ticked because they went and made a dman bet out of the situation. Oikawa promptly whines that he wasn’t included in the game.

DaichI

  • Daichi keeps procrastinating on confessing to you and Suga definitely mocks his constant excuses as to why he hasn’t done so yet.
    • Finally, Daichi takes the initiative to ask you out and lets Suga know (mostly so he can stop being so sassy about it). Tanaka and Nishinoya happen to be in the vicinity when Daichi explains this to Suga, and once the captain is out of ear shot, the three get to talking. Suga comes up with the idea for the bet.
      • Suga and Noya gamble that you’ll say no. Tanaka, having faith in his captain, thinks you’ll say yes. Winner(s) is/are guaranteed a window seat on the bus seat on their next trip to Tokyo and the loser(s) has/have to secure said seat(s).
      • The two second-years can’t be normal about the situation and just wait until after the fact to find out the outcome. Poor Suga is dragged into some hiding spot and the three of them listen in on it.
  • After he confesses and you give your spiel, Daichi’s in denial for about five seconds, which is long enough for him to let out a “I’m so glad you feel the sa—wait, what!?” He can practically feel the blood drain from his face when reiterate what you said.
    • Tanaka’s basically turned to stone because what the hell is happening and Nishinoya’s struggling not to scream out, “Daichi, fight!” to keep the other boy motivated (even though he bet against Daichi, he can’t help but want to cheer him on).
  • Suga’s struggling to not burst out laughing because where did you get that impression from?
    • Needless to say, all three are preoccupied and don’t actually hear Daichi clear up the misunderstanding and you accepting to go out with him. To them, it’s stuck in limbo: yes because you returned his feelings, but also no because you refused to go out with him.
  • The whole betting and spying situation gets resolved when Daichi mentions that the first date went well, leaving a very confused Suga at first. Daichi’s confused about Suga being confused, the latter slipping up about knowing what you said.
  • Tanaka and Nishinoya, overhearing just the tail end of the conversation, also question the outcome. Tanaka cheers about winning, backpedaling (poorly) only when an irked Daichi questions him about it.

Tsukishima

  • Hinata accidentally eavesdrops on Yamaguchi giving his friend some encouraging words before he goes to ask you out.
    • Hinata, snarky about it, bets that you’ll reject “Stingyshima” sometime after Tsukishima has already left. Yamaguchi has total faith in his best friend so he naturally airs his support.
      • While Yamaguchi just thinks that he means “bet” as in “think”, Hinata thinks they’re actually gambling on the outcome. Loser has to buy the winner(s) meat buns.
        • Hinata tries to get Kageyama in on it too, but the boy cannot be bothered with anything to do with Tsukishima.
  • They don’t actually mean to spy on Tsukishima asking you out (they were just going to wait until after) but while the three are on the way home, they happen to spot the two of you in the distance right before the confession plays out. Yamaguchi drags the other two to hide behind a building, but still pokes his head out from around the wall to watch.
  • Naturally, Tsukishima is very cool and collected when he asks you on a date but he thinks your follow-up to his question is a terrible joke, actually.
    • After reassuring him that you’re not joking, and accuse him of also telling some sort of bad joke himself, he starts to internally question where exactly you got the idea that he was dating Yamaguchi from.
      • Before he can verbalize this, he’s cut off by someone screaming “Yamaguchi don’t die!!!” in the distance.
      • Yamaguchi’s soul has completely left his body at this point; it ascended to some other world. Hinata—the one screaming—tries to shake him back to reality and snap Yamaguchi from his unfortunate stupor. Kageyama snaps at Hinata to stop screaming because they’ll get caught.
        • Tsukishima is PISSED because they just had to be there to not only witness this, but turn it into a shit show.
  • Of course, you hear the commotion and promptly tell Tsukishima to knock off this bad joke because now his poor boyfriend is heartbroken.
    • Finally, he huffs that he’s definitely not dating Yamaguchi and he doesn’t know how or why you were under the impression that he was.
      • You’re so embarrassed by the whole misconception, admitting that you’d understand if he doesn’t want to date you anymore after this. Thankfully, his offer still stands.
  • Even though he lost the bet, Hinata likes that he now has some fodder to make fun of Tsukishima with. Yamaguchi’s just glad that everything worked out in the end.

anonymous asked:

Hades and Persephone? Who plays who is up to the author but I'd love for them to be so blase about being Greek deities that they don't know why their mortal friends are freaking out about it- I mean, Thor and Loki knew! Sorta. They likely knew enough to not cross any lines with Persephone.

“Wait, you knew about this?” Steve demanded.

Thor shrugged. Loki rolled his eyes, looking somehow bored and unaffected by the handcuffs around his wrists – Steve wondered if this worked as some type of community service for him.

“It wasn’t that hard to figure out.”

“Hard enough that you tried to kill me the first time we met,” Tony muttered.

Sam’s eyes narrowed at Loki, who smiled charmingly and held up his hands. “A simple mistake – and no harm came of it.”

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k-for-days  asked:

I adore your headcanons! I'd like to request a post about how you think the Kaiba brothers' relationship evolves as Mokuba grows up and moves through high school, college and so on. Bringing friends home, first dates, nightclubs, career options, any rebellious phases, etc!

These two mean the world to each other and honestly, the more things change, the more that stays the same.

Mokuba’s childhood and teenage years aren’t exactly textbook, but they might as well be compared to Seto’s. Seto and Mokuba were both harshly denied a normal childhood, but Seto forewent any approximation of a childhood at all in favour of protecting Mokuba. Seto assumed an adult role in his and Mokuba’s life at the age of, what, 8? He assumed an adult role in society at 15. This is what I can see being the only source of friction: Seto literally doesn’t understand what it is to be 13 and looking for independence at the beginning of the transition into adulthood. He’s never experienced it, his own “transition” to adulthood took place over a few days, and he is, charitably speaking, not the most empathetic person. At 13 he’d been essentially a father for five years already. At 13 he was fully emotionally independent (and fully emotionally fucked-up) and the independence he was seeking from his “parent” was legal and financial independence, which he achieved through manipulation and corporate intrigue, not through slamming doors or coming home after curfew or whining to be allowed go to concerts or awkwardly kissing friends behind a bike shed somewhere. So there are some arguments and occasional dramatic declarations on the part of Mokuba (along with the existing frequent dramatic declarations on the part of Seto) but they never fall out with each other. Never.

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So I saw your post about baby Bokushi and older brother Oreshi and I thought I'd write a little snippet...

(Just saying before I start, it’s a little twist, and instead Bokushi is born again as a kid but OUTSIDE Oreshi’s mind.)

Making his way through the Rakuzan campus, the redheaded captain, Akashi Seijuro was walking to the gymnasium hand-in-hand with a little boy. The boy was at least two feet shorter, bearing the exact same red hair of the older boy. The only difference was with his eyes. Instead of the identical red eyes that Akashi had, his left eye was golden. The younger boy looked up at Akashi with an impossibly neutral expression.

“Are we almost there yet?” Akashi sighed.

“Almost. Just be patient.” The boy said nothing more, and went back to looking ahead. Akashi tried rubbing the tired out of his eyes. How did he end up in this situation? He was just a normal person, trying to live a normal life. Why did he deserve this? What had he done to the universe to receive this sort of punishment? Putting aside the possibility that he had been cursed, he continued to make his way towards the modern building, still bitter over his rather rude awakening.

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Heavenly Commentary: Order of the Phoenix
  • James: The fact that they don’t think Harry is normal gives me strength.
  • ***
  • Lily: He’s not well.
  • James: He’s traumatised. After what happened in the graveyard; he’s still coming to terms.
  • Cedric: You and me both Harry.
  • ***
  • James: Stay calm Harry.
  • Lily: Let it go.
  • ***
  • James: What is...? Dementors!? Really?
  • Lily: Eurgh! It was to be expected.
  • Cedric: You guys don’t seem very worried.
  • James: After everything Harry’s been through, a couple Dementors won’t be a problem. Plus he has his wand with him.
  • Lily: The real problem is, that these Dementors wouldn’t be here unless ordered. So who gave the order?
  • Cedric: Obviously Voldemort.
  • Lily: Maybe.
  • Cedric: I can’t imagine what it’s like. Watching someone you love in such terrible danger. And not being able to do a thing about it.
  • James: Don’t worry. You’ll know soon enough.
  • ***
  • Lily: That was pretty close though.
  • James: Yeah but he’s good. A nice fight does wonders. Plus Figg is here now.
  • ***
  • Cedric: Why doesn’t Dumbledore want Harry doing magic?
  • Lily: I’m not sure. James, go find out.
  • Cedric: Actually I’ll go. See my parents as well.
  • ***
  • James: Expelled?! For defending himself?
  • Lily: No. Dumbledore will- yup there he is.
  • ***
  • Lily: She must have heard Sev telling me.
  • James: Why did Harry think we’d talk about Dementors? I have better charm than that.
  • Lily: Barely.
  • ***
  • James: WHAT?!? He’s kicking Harry out?!
  • Lily: Petunia if you let this happen, I swear I will never forgive you.
  • James: That’s Dumbledores voice.
  • ***
  • Lily: The gangs all here.
  • James: Just after the nick of time.
  • ***
  • James: I wonder who the secret keeper of this place is?
  • Lily: After what happened to us, do you think he’d choose anyone but himself?
  • ***
  • Lily: He’s so angry.
  • James: He has the right to be.
  • ***
  • James: Dumbledore is keeping Harry in the dark.
  • Lily: Because he’s now public enemy number one. I wonder what Cedric will learn.
  • James: That losing a child, destroys a parent.
  • ***
  • Lily: THAT’S his mother?!
  • James: That’s the reason he left home.
  • ***
  • James: That was...
  • Lily: Intense. Molly can be cruel. Bringing up Azkaban like that?
  • ***
  • James: Fucking Cornelius Fudge.
  • ***
  • Cedric: The Ministry is trying to convince everyone that Voldemort isn’t back, that Harry's a liar and Dumbledore is crazy.
  • Lily: Yeah that is what we heard. How are your parents?
  • Cedric: As you'd expect. How is everyone?
  • James: They’re getting by. Welcome to the Order.
  • ***
  • Lily: He’s shaking.
  • James: I’M shaking.
  • ***
  • Cedric: Why would they change the time?
  • Lily: To force him to be late. Bastards!
  • ***
  • James: He didn’t want Dumbledore here.
  • Lily: Of course not. Fudge knows he can’t win against him.
  • ***
  • Lily: If I could I’d punch that bastard.
  • James: I know you would but he's in the clear now.
  • Lily: It’s not over. It's only getting started.
  • Cedric: What do you mean?
  • ***
  • James: I forgot about that picture. Great timing Mad-Eye.
  • Lily: Me too. Is that Molly crying?
  • Cedric: She’s seeing them all dead.
  • James: And Harry thinks he's next
  • ***
  • James: Of course she walks in when he's covered in Stinksap.
  • Lily: He's been covered in worse. He’ll be fine.
  • ***
  • Cedric: What is Harry seeing?
  • Lily: Thestrals. They pull the carriages.
  • James: But you can only see them if you've seen death.
  • Cedric: ...Oh
  • ***
  • James: When a hat is telling you something is wrong then you really should listen.
  • ***
  • Lily: Hermione is right. Looks like the fight has come to Hogwarts.
  • Cedric: Because none of us were expecting that, were we?
  • ***
  • Cedric: Let's see how many friends he really has.
  • ***
  • James: Don't you dare talk about Moony you fucking cow!
  • Lily: Calm down. Breathe.
  • James: I'm dead. I don't breathe.
  • ***
  • Cedric: Have a what?!?
  • ***
  • Lily: She’s torturing my boy. SHE’S TORTURING MY SON!! WHY ARE YOU SMIRKING?!?
  • James: Because. That bitch is trying to break him. And she has no idea who she is fucking with. But she will.
  • ***
  • Cedric: Umbridge and Voldemort? Is that possible?
  • Lily: No. She's a different type of evil.
  • ***
  • James: She lied to Filch for him. I approve of Cho.
  • Lily: Naturally.
  • ***
  • Lily: Poor Ron.
  • James: Family turning against family. Just like last time.
  • Cedric: Was it that bad?
  • James: It was hell.
  • ***
  • Cedric: She made it illegal for Professor Lupin to get another job?
  • Lily: Do me a favour Harry, destroy her.
  • ***
  • Lily: Harry got the D.
  • James: Severus GAVE Harry the D. Why are you laughing?
  • Cedric: Because Snape gave Harry the D. Do you think Harry wanted the D?
  • James: ...
  • Lily: I don't get it.
  • ***
  • Lily: His hand. It'll never heal.
  • James: He will not let this hag beat him.
  • Lily: She's torturing him James!
  • James: And my son won't break.
  • ***
  • Cedric: Do you think he'll do it? Teach them?
  • Lily: He will. As much as he’ll protest, he won't be able to stomach the idea of doing nothing.
  • ***
  • Lily: I don't know how I feel about Harry being better than a final year Durmstrang.
  • James: The word you're looking for is “proud”.
  • ***
  • James: The Hogs Head! I've missed this place.
  • Cedric: You used to come here?
  • Lily: Him and Sirius lived here.
  • James: Not true. We rarely used Aberforth. Firewhiskey was for special occasions.
  • Lily: Like Friday nights.
  • James: Saturday nights too. We were not picky.
  • ***
  • James: That went well.
  • Cedric: Yeah. I'd sign up.
  • ***
  • Cedric: No Quidditch...
  • James: No team...
  • Lily: Oh God. Now there's two of them.
  • ***
  • James: Now that Padfoot approves she is getting nervous?
  • Lily: She really is the smartest of them all.
  • ***
  • Cedric: He's connected to Voldemorts mind. That is not a good thing.
  • Lily: No. It really isn't.
  • ***
  • James: Our boy's a teacher.
  • Lily: A good one too.
  • ***
  • Lily: Don't react Harry. Don't react.
  • James: Ah shit.
  • ***
  • Cedric: Banned...
  • James: For life...
  • Lily: Calm down you two. She'll be gone by years end.
  • James: That doesn't help us now Evans!
  • Lily: Idiots.
  • ***
  • Cedric: What the hell Hagrid?
  • James: He's been pulverised.
  • ***
  • Lily: Voldemort has been trying to kill our son for 14 years. And I think I might hate Umbridge more...
  • ***
  • Lily: His first kiss. So sweet
  • James: He’s not doing too badly.
  • Lily: She seems into him.
  • James: Of course she is. He looks like me.
  • Lily: Arse. Cedric don’t they look cute together?
  • Cedric: I didn't say anything before but you realise that’s my ex right?
  • ***
  • Lily: Harry was the snake?
  • James: Dumbledore knows something.
  • Lily: Of course he does. But he's not going to tell.
  • ***
  • Lily: I love Padfoot but he's not the best at dealing with emotional stuff. Harry thinks he's going insane and Sirius tells him to sleep it off.
  • ***
  • Lily: Well well well. Ginny Weasley. Lioness.
  • James: What's that look on your face?
  • Lily: I have no idea what you're talking about.
  • ***
  • James: Frank...Alice...
  • Cedric: Poor Neville.
  • ***
  • James: Come on Padfoot do it. Just one curse.
  • Lily: Sirius don't be an idiot.
  • James: Be an idiot!
  • Lily: Occlumency though. So Voldemort IS in Harrys mind.
  • ***
  • Cedric: I can't believe this is how Snape treats Harry.
  • Lily: He's a complicated man with a skewed moral compass.
  • Cedric: If you say so...what the hell is in the Department of Mysteries?
  • James: A prophecy.
  • ***
  • Lily: Oh please God no...
  • Cedric: He broke them out. Voldemort broke them out.
  • James: And he just got ten of his most loyal and dangerous followers back.
  • ***
  • Cedric: I don't feel good for being the reason Cho just left but...I don't exactly feel bad either.
  • Lily: She misses you. I imagine she'll miss you for the rest of your life.
  • Cedric: Now I feel bad.
  • James: Don't son. It's not your fault. None of this is.
  • ***
  • Lily: This story will burn through England. The truth will finally be heard.
  • ***
  • James: Every time something good happens, something bad happens straight away.
  • ***
  • Cedric: I will never forget her face at this moment, for as long as I...well am.
  • Lily: Can we all appreciate what just happened? Dumbledore kept the old teacher, appointed the new and got another “dangerous half-breed” into the castle.
  • James: It’s a giant middle finger to Umbridge.
  • ***
  • James: SCATTER!
  • ***
  • Cedric: I can't believe Marietta would do this. She was always so nice.
  • James: I told you. Friend against friend. It's what he does.
  • Lily: Dumbledore is doing something crazy...
  • James: Holy crap!
  • ***
  • James: Fred and George. Making the Marauders proud.
  • ***
  • Lily: No Harry don't...and we're in the Pensieve.
  • Cedric: Why would he-
  • James: Oh shit. I know where we are.
  • Lily: Oh God. This is not the moment you want Harry to see.
  • Cedric: Why? What do you...ah...
  • James: You don't see it here, but Snape gave as good as he got. However I'm not exactly proud of how I acted.
  • Lily: Not ashamed either to be fair.
  • Cedric: You seem to really hate him Mrs Potter. How did you end up together?
  • Lily: It’s Lily and he changed from an arrogant arsehole to a semi-decent person.
  • James: She said that during our marriage vows. Really moving ceremony.
  • ***
  • Lily: I’ve never seen Snape this angry before.
  • James: He can't stop teaching him! He needs the lessons!
  • ***
  • Lily: Your son is ashamed of you. For the way you treated Snape. Let that sink in.
  • ***
  • Cedric: Hagrid has...a brother.
  • Lily: Half brother.
  • Cedric: Right...my mistake.
  • ***
  • James: OWLS. Let's go.
  • ***
  • Lily: They're going after Hagrid. That bitch is trying to take him out too.
  • James: Well they can tr- SHIT!
  • Cedric: Professor Mcgonagall!
  • ***
  • Lily: He looks exhausted.
  • James: Well he has fallen asleep.
  • Lily: During your last OWL? Really Harry?
  • ***
  • James: I'll be back!
  • Cedric: Where is he going?
  • Lily: He's going to see where Sirius is.
  • ***
  • James: He’s at Grimmauld Place.
  • Lily: Which means Voldemort is baiting Harry into a trap.
  • ***
  • Cedric: What is she do- no...-wait SHE sent the Dementors?
  • James: Even I didn't see that coming.
  • ***
  • Lily: What are you up to Hermione?
  • James: That arrow in the tree answer your questions?
  • ***
  • Lily: Goodbye you evil, twisted bitch.
  • James: And hello Grawp.
  • ***
  • Lily: They got free?
  • Cedric: Yeah it was pretty cool. Ginny is powerful.
  • ***
  • James: Here we go.
  • ***
  • Cedric: Where is everyone? It's completely empty.
  • ***
  • Lily: That archway...I think we're on the other side of it.
  • ***
  • James: Harry don't touch it. Please listen to your friends. Don't pick up that prophecy.
  • Lily: No...
  • ***
  • Cedric: That's Mr Malfoy!
  • James: And the rest of his Death Eater friends.
  • Cedric: Harry, run.
  • Lily: They can't run. They have to fight.
  • ***
  • James: Focus Harry! Don't listen to Malfoy.
  • ***
  • Lily: Keep moving! Don't stop!
  • ***
  • James: Leave the man baby! Find the others!
  • Cedric: Duck!
  • Lily: HERMIONE!
  • ***
  • Cedric: She's alive. Oh she's alive.
  • James: She won't be for long. Our kids aren't doing permanent damage and the Death Eaters are playing to win. They need to get out.
  • ***
  • Lily: He's leading them away...
  • James: Good man Harry.
  • Lily: Oh no...Neville.
  • ***
  • James: ABOUT FUCKING TIME!
  • Lily: Now it's a fight you son's of bitches!
  • ***
  • Cedric: Dumbledore! He's here! It's over!
  • Lily: Calm down. It's not over till its...
  • James: ...
  • Sirius: ...
  • Sirius: Oh that bitch!
  • James: Fourteen years. You don’t call. You don’t write. And you pick NOW to visit?
  • ***
  • Sirius: I probably shouldn't have taunted her.
  • James: Shut up Padfoot, they're still fighting!
  • ***
  • James: Harry NO! Stay away from Bellatrix!
  • Sirius: Where are we?
  • Cedric: Life after death. Seriously though shh.
  • ***
  • Lily: He.. he tried using Cruciatus.
  • James: It’s war and he just lost someone.
  • ***
  • James: He's here...
  • Lily: So is Albus.
  • ***
  • Lily: No no no no please God no
  • Cedric: What is it?! What's happening?
  • James: Voldemort is possessing my boy.
  • ***
  • Cedric: It’s over. He's gone.
  • James: No son. It’s not over. It's now open warfare.
  • ***
  • Sirius: He's in such pain. Harry I'm so sorry.
  • Lily: I can't watch this. I can't...
  • ***
  • James: Now you know. Now you know why he's after you.
  • ***
  • Sirius: In battle. Isn't that what we always said Prongs?
  • James: Wand in hand.
  • Lily: Well you failed at that James.
  • James: You didn't exactly live a long and happy life yourself.
  • Sirius: God I’ve missed you two.
  • ***
  • Sirius: The mirror. I thought he...he never opened it.
  • ***
  • James: And just like that he's going back. Broken and beat up and torn apart inside.
  • Lily: He’ll be fine. He has to be.
  • Sirius: He's not alone. He's got friends and family. It just wasn’t us.

anonymous asked:

If ur down for that Disney MM AU I wouldn't have any complaints 😉😉 (AS IN I'D BE SO HYPED) But I mean, no pressure man

(a/n i had over 50+ requests to do this but i wasn’t feeling 100% inspired so i apologise in advance but i hope it’s not too bad??)

Yoosung

  • Crossover: Kristoff from Frozen
  • both innocent smalls with weird hobbies and lil weird friends
  • can you guys not see yoosung befriending a snowman and having a pet reindeer called sven is this not him??
  • like kristoff he’s a loner (sorry bby) but has a loving heart, is harmless, innocent and protective
  • hates the spotlight just wants a normal life n stuff get all that away from me
  • but maybe having a girlfriend to cuddle wouldn’t be so bad
  • lives by the quote ’reindeer games are better than people’
  • spends a lot of his time talking to his snowman and making snow angels what even is work does he even care??
  • meets you after you accidentally knock his snowman over
  • he’s about to fight you
  • ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
  • oh god shit she’s a royal princess
  • (/(エ)\)
  • freezes up because he’s just a small town boy who likes the snow and games too much and you’re a freaking princess bye sven i’m dead now lol
  • but you apologise and help him rebuild olaf and holy shit she’s actually pretty why is my heart racing i’m not tired i’ve barely moved
  • damn it i really need to use that gym membership
  • ends up loving ur quirky self because you’re so down to earth
  • regular secret meetings happen
  • he makes ice sculptures for you because he can’t really give you anything else and he’s always so embarrassed because i should be giving her crystals
  • not an ice sculpture of a fucking ds get ur shit together yoosung
  • but you don’t mind that in the slightest because you’re in love with the innocent smol child who tries his best to make you happy
  • tries his best to be a gentleman ie offering his arm for you hold and gives you his jacket even if you’re already wearing one
  • definitely asks if he can kiss you for the first time
  • then he has a panic attack because shit am i a prince now???
  • wait NO will i turn into a frog omg omg
  • no yoosung thats not how it works
  • reads books with princes in them so he can be more like them
  • fails terribly when he tries to practice sword fighting and overstretches his arm so you gotta send him some medical supplies


Zen

  • Crossover: Flynn Rider from Tangled (right RIGHT??)
  • both flynn and zen both dreamed of having an audacious lifestyle in the future after having a pretty plain childhood and both go by different aliases
  • both ventured out on their own to try do what they love (honestly chertiz did u base zen off him)
  • in this crossover though zen is a thief and all he wants is money and freedom far away from everyone and everything
  • even though he’s a thief all the girls still like him can’t blame them though
  • meets you and tries to take ur shit i mean what even is etiquette (and the law)
  • very surprised when someone as cute as you knocks him out with a frying pan shit girl okay damn most people try kiss me or kill me
  • when you first meet him you’re kinda taken aback like why is he so arrogant and an all rounded cunt (… but why is he so cute?)
  • but you decide to escape with him because why the hell NOT
  • makes you help him take down every ‘wanted’ poster of him because it doesn’t really capture him
  • fgs my eyebrows are thicker than this why can’t they just work with me here
  • he definitely does the smoulder look thing that flynn does thinking he looks ‘cute’
  • give me that look one more time and i’ll actually rip out your spleen
  • idk what that is but I’m guessing I probably need it
  • when you save him from getting killed using the saucepan he’s kinda moved oh god someone cares for me??
  • also stares at his reflection in the saucepan
  • overtime he develops feelings for u because you’re so headstrong and I don’t really want to be alone anymore??
  • protects you with his life he doesn’t care about his own you’re the only thing he sees!!
  • gives up his dangerous lifestyle to be with you
  • very very cliche first kiss
  • in which he’s hurt trying to protect you but wakes up sayin a cheesy pickup line and bam he kisses you
  • that saucepan is with you till the day you guys d i e
  • i need to make a whole other post of husband!zen that’s going up too much space can you guys IMAGINE

Jaehee

  • Crossover: Mulan
  • a shy bean before working for jumin then she changes into a persistent headstrong woman (thanks tfk)
  • she isn’t royalty but she might as well be
  • she isn’t boastful but whatever she does she just brushes it off like it was no big deal
  • “oh what i saved China?” “yeah i needed to do that at some point”
  • everyone respects her including you since the camp started accepting girls because of her (YES BITCH)
  • but having the hots for a legend is tiring
  • being expectedly shit at the activities she gives you one to one help in which you almost pass out
  • she’s super serious at first but you swear you can see her lips twitch when you make a lame joke
  • one day you’re being picked on by some male trainees and she literally whoops their ass okay my wife in shining armor but you feel useless because why i can’t i be like jaehee i’m weak
  • the most loving person ever like she only shows her tough side to not disappoint her family
  • she confides in you about her past and how she wasn’t good enough and she didn’t want to let her family down so she did what she wanted and look where she’s at now (a independent strong mf i know)
  • after than day she’s never been the same again around you and you can see her smile a lil more and be a bit of a klutz while training you to be a badass
  • she sighs a LOT while you’re training because wow you’re bad but you’re lucky you’re hella cute mc
  • realising she has feelings for you she’d most likely distance herself from you but still make sure you’re training
  • when you get injured however she becomes a MOM and literally doesn’t stop taking care of you please be safe, please rest please drink be healthy
  • she cares about you a lot - just as much as she cares about her family
  •  your needs come before hers in her mind
  • sneaks extra food in for you but NEVER lets you off any rules
  • first kiss was before you went off to fight and she gives you a kiss for good luck and you may have already died right then and there
  • and she’s blushing crimson too because woah son that was unplanned
  • so you both stare at each other for a while and just slowly move off
  • by the end of your experience at camp you’re that intimidating couple but on weekends just snuggle up watching action movies and she’s criticising the fighting scenes under her breath
  • “ you use the left foot you imbecile”
  • “block the swing with your face - god damn it”
  • “you deserved to die anyway”

Jumin

  • Crossover: The Beast
  • i literally live for this crossover
  • overprotective closed off cold bear who doesn’t change until he can learn how to love
  • tries to capture your love with fear (his good bad ending) because what are emotions?
  • literally the worst first meeting ever
  • he’s cold closed off and mean and you’re just a smol royal who reads i mean why would you engage with him???
  • you hear stories about him being bitter and negative and he’s SO spoiled (trust fund kid strikes again)
  • he doesn’t talk to anyone and doesn’t smile he’s the scariest yet hottest thing ever?
  • the first time you meet him is when you’re sent there for dinner and you wander off to find books but whoops theres his room
  • he literally gives you the most menacing look and you basically shit yourself and you start crying
  • get OUT
  • smacks himself because that was unintentional i’m sorry i didn’t expect tears no
  • but you’re long gone
  • investigates screaming because shut the hell up I want silence
  • sees you being attacked and he miraculously saves you because remember this is disney
  • brushes off thanks saying that you need to be home before it gets dark
  • but you’re locked in the gardens
  • forced to spend the night outside with him and he doesn’t really talk much as expected but you try your best i guess
  • “I hope you’re okay?”
  • silence
  • “aaalright”
  • you pull out a book to start reading meanwhile he’s confused?
  • he’s made you cry, sent you out at night so you got attacked, ignored you and ur still asking if he's 
  • okay do they ..care about me?? (nods furiously)
  • he feels guilty about earlier so he glances you about a thousand times before muttering a few words under his breath
  • “oh.. i’ve read that book”
  • its the first thing he’s ever said to you and you try not to make a big deal out of it and just encourage him to talk more
  • he talks a bit more but every so often stops himself because he’s scared but damn it feels good to just rant
  • you realise he cowers away from people because he’s full of insecurity and has been neglected :(((
  • the next day when people see you together just talking amongst yourselves they think you’ve drugged him some or some shit where is the real jumin
  • he smiles for the first time infront of everyone and some maids literally choke on their food because wtf when did he have feelings that weren’t anger what whAT
  • over time he opens himself up to you and you become his rock
  • tries his best to care you but is super bad at expressing himself
  • so before your first kiss he’s probably looking at you really coldly and ur a bit like oh shit what have I don-
  • cuts you off and just pins you to the wall before kissing you
  • i didn’t know that was coming but i appreciate mate it thanks

Saeyoung (707)

  • Crossover: Peter Pan
  • they both have the happiest exterior but have really emotional sides to them that they try to bury
  • both dorks who everyone envieS
  • because how? do? you? do? that?
  • he probably pranks everyone (jumin) and flies away super fast because he still wants to live
  • exaggerates his happiness so people don’t have to worry about him :((
  • is in the 'lost boys clubs’ which is for lonely people whom he considers family
  • true meaning of carefree spirit
  • doesn’t grow up physically or mentally
  • flies over your house randomly one day and sees a cute person sleeping (according to the laws of disney this is cute and not creepy)
  • he sees papers on your desk and the crease lines on your forehead and he makes it his mission to cheer you up
  • wakes you up by tapping at your window
  • he falls in love with the fact you’re about to snap his neck damn lil mama feisty
  • normally you’re scared of strangers but he hasred hair and a neon green top and hat on
  • the only crime he’s capable committing is a fashion one
  • not to mention he flies
  • instant friendship over chips n dr pepper yes yes yes
  • makes the most dramatic entrances and exits by flipping in and out every single time like I feel sick watching you
  • after a while you see through his cheery facade and you learn about his past but desperately tries to cover it up
  • Have you ever tried to eat a clock? 
  • It’s very time consuming ahhah h a h      a                h
  • no saeyoung shut up just be serious
  • talk about what no no nothing’s wrong
  • he finally opens up to you after a few dates and confides in you and you meet the real saeyoung
  • convinced you don’t like him anymore no cunt shut up
  • first kiss starts off as innocent
  • like you’re probably playing tag or something and you end up tripping and just smashing your lips against his
  • literally freaks out so much that he topples over the boat or something thank the gods he flies
  • the type to make out with you until you can’t breathe because lol
  • made you wear a green hat instead of a veil and you still want to kill him
  • 50 years later and he’s still flipping around and making jokes like seriously he will never leave ur side 

hope u liked it more than i did (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ

anonymous asked:

The Headband is a pretty awkward episode for the Katara/Aang pairing. Who thought it was a good idea to depict a romantic dance scene between Katara and Aang after having Katara pretend to be his mother only minutes beforehand? I mean... what? Why? Couldn't Sokka have handled the parent-teacher meeting on his own? Why make Aang's love interest take on the role of his mother? I can only imagine how uncomfortable I'd feel if the love of my life pretended to be my father. Ick.

Agreed. This is a good topic to discuss. Both Katara’s highly ambiguous feelings for Aang and her motherliness seem to be remnants of the original idea for her character–the object of Aang’s one-sided crush. This is true in both the I.P. Bible and the pilot episode and there is no doubt that the Aang/Katara romance was not planned from the start. Even when she is portrayed as a love interest, she is also his mother figure. (blech)

I read that Joshua Hamilton and the other writers first planned the idea for a Zuko/Katara romance around the middle of Book 1. And it is especially true that during this time, Aang and Katara’s relationship becomes even more firmly rooted in a parental dynamic.

Aang’s decision to keep Hakoda’s letter hidden from Katara and Sokka shows just how true this is. Aang is very much acting like a child who does not want to lose the new family that he has. And this is entirely understandable and makes Aang sympathetic, human, and flawed. Aang has lost everyone he has ever known (besides Bumi) and he is vulnerable, and Katara naturally wants to help him. She tries to be especially delicate with his feelings due to his history and his losses. It is a very interesting and realistic dynamic, but it does not feel romantic at all.

This is even more true in Book 2. Katara very much mothers Aang. She acts as his mentor and confidante, and she even scolds him at times. He acts very much like a child does with his mother when she is in a bad mood. She takes charge of the chores for everyone and this seems to be normal, as well.

Aaron Ehasz said that Katara tries to shelter Aang from the harsh realities of life, and I agree with this completely. She means well, but since she has suffered losses herself, she tends to oversympathize with Aang, and often coddles him. Toph needed to take a tougher approach with Aang than Katara ever would have been comfortable with; it was the only way he was able to earthbend. And Aang clearly feels comfortable pouting and taking his frustrations out on Katara, much like kids do with their mothers.

None of this is a bad thing in itself. It is quite realistic, actually. Aang is still a child, and it is entirely believable that he would behave this way after everything he’s been through, and it in no way makes him a bad character. In fact, I think it makes him more complex and compelling. Ehasz also said that Aang’s romantic love for Katara was a way of him replacing the loss of the Air Nomads and I think this is true, too. Now, of course I do believe that Aang loves Katara genuinely; I am simply talking about his rose-colored glasses “forever girl” puppy love. He feels overly attached because he has a strong need to feel secure; he fears being alone and abandoned after losing his people.

When Guru Pathik asks Aang to let Katara go, the only images that are shown of Katara are ones where Aang is looking at her as a love interest. Not her caring about him, not him caring about her. Just Katara during Kataang moments. If the message was not clear enough, that really solidifies it. Book 2 in its entirety was set up specifically for Katara NOT to be Aang’s endgame love interest. That was the entire point.

Now, Book 3 is where things start to change. M. Knight Shaymalan said that Bryke were still undecided as to who Katara would end up with even after they decided to cancel Book 4 and make the film trilogy. This happened in the very beginning of production for Book 3. And it is interesting that The Awakening still has Aang pulling away from Katara, and her mothering him. I definitely do not think that The Awakening was made with the Kataang ending in mind.

Nor do I believe that Maiko was decided at the time of that episode’s production. You can see this in their interaction. The script went out of its way to make Zuko and Mai’s first interaction very unflattering. She basically told him to shut up about his feelings; there is no way that scene was intended to be seen as romantic for Zuko. That’s why they had to make the comic in order to retcon them into ”childhood crushes,” which is absolute bullshit and I’m doing a meta on that, too. Clearly things were planned to go a very different route with the romance. The Awakening still seemed to have been made with Book 4 in mind.

Sometime later, after Bryke decided to go with Kataang and the film trilogy, they scrapped the Kuzon episode, and went with Kataang dancing in order to make their desired ending not seem so forced. Now you get Katara’s first (and really only) real moment of unambiguous interest in Aang. And you get the weird, creepy out-of-character Mai/Zuko romance where he seems to be under brainwashing from the Dai Li, lol.

It seems many of the other writers/directors weren’t very enthusiastic about the change of plans, though. You can tell that many of the episodes still write the Aang/Katara dynamic (and Mai/Zuko) in a way that is more in line with the original idea. Katara still acts very motherly, and this fact is stated by the characters outright. In The Painted Lady and The Runaway, both written by Joshua Hamilton, Katara in no way acts like she is romantically interested in Aang.

The way she comforts Aang before the invasion, touching his face and calming him, is very much like a mother comforting a child. And she even tucks him in before he falls asleep! Mai and Zuko’s relationship during this episode is also not looking very reciprocal; a remnant of the original idea for their relationship, I am sure.

Even before Aang kisses Katara during the invasion, she is telling him how proud she is of him, sounding very much like a mother. She then comforts him in a similar manner after the invasion fails. She also has to keep him in line several times in the story and get him to take responsibility as the Avatar. He runs away from talking about finding a firebending teacher, and he also runs away when the others are trying to convince him that he may have to take Ozai’s life. Who has to deal with him? Not Toph. Not Sokka. But Katara.

None of this would have really been a bad thing if Book 3 had happened differently. If the story did not push a Kataang romance, and did not distort Aang’s character development, the Katara/Aang attachment subplot could have been very interesting. Aang would come to see that his expectations of Katara are unreasonable. She has always been there for him, even when he takes her for granted, and she has stepped up to the plate for him and helped fill the void of the Air Nomads. She gives so much to him without asking for anything in return, yet Aang still demands more of her. He not only wants her motherly support, but he wants her to fall head over heels for him. Aang would start to see that this is not fair, and he needs to give her a break, while still loving her and staying close friends. Much like how Zuko had to stop taking his uncle for granted after Azula nearly killed him in The Chase.

All of this would have helped Aang’s character develop tremendously and made him far more likable and sympathetic. It also would have been a more mature and meaningful story decision and far less cliche than what we got. Ehasz said that if Aang had found the airbenders in Book 4, he would realize that his romantic love for Katara was not as genuine as he had thought, and I also completely agree with that. Love is wanting happiness for another person without asking for anything in return. That is what Guru Pathik really meant. Aang would be able to overcome his tendency to hold Katara responsible for making him happy and let her go. He would come to appreciate everything she has done for him, and their bond would become closer than ever as a result. He would simply be able to be happy that Katara is happy, even if she found romantic love with Zuko and not him.

Unfortunately, somewhere along the way Bryke themselves became overly attached to Aang as a character and decided to distort the narrative in order to give him everything he wanted; robbing him of the chance to grow or mature as a character. They also ruined any chance of the plot making sense at the end, too. It was all handled so unprofessionally and it is sad that a franchise as incredible as Avatar wound up getting meddled with like it did, leaving it unable to fulfill its true potential as a story.

nnusicwars  asked:

I think this is right. I'd be in lov if you did a Reaper x reader based on the song Beside You my Marianas Trench. I love that song and think it'd be good. But it's sad. don't sadden urself for my sake.

I may have taken this in a… stranger direction that perhaps you intended? But it’s what I thought of when I watched the music video! I hope you enjoy it, regardless.

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anonymous asked:

I'd like to request F!Kamui/Zero, if that's okay. The angstier the better!

(Want to change the name? Use this!)

You approached the question during training, a hand on your stomach and watching him bring the sword down on a dummy. Your goal was to look nonchalant, which seemed to work on him despite how nervously your heart pounded. You hadn’t been thinking about it too much before, that one night two weeks ago.

That very, very passionate night. While you blushed just thinking about it, it shocked you to think a little life could be born from it. Elise was the one who told you after coming in search of relief for sudden bouts of dizziness.

As your husband worked to grow stronger, you hoped he could join that party, soon. Assuming he’d be open to the idea of parenthood, of course. He didn’t really strike you as the parental type, after all. But considering the circumstances, you needed to find out soon. Hence the brief lull in conversation before you challenged fate with six simple words;

“How do you feel about children?”

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anonymous asked:

In your opinion, what form of love do you think that Naruto held for Sakura (I'd like to know for a fic that I'm trying to plan out, and could use another's thoughts to even out my own)? Romantic (my best guess)? Fatuous?

While I don’t ship NaruSaku I’d say Naruto genuinely loved Sakura for a majority of Part 2. His “love” in the beginning Part 1 seemed to be nothing more than a shallow crush with no more depth than Sakura’s “love” for Sasuke, but as the manga progressed he seemed to genuinely care about Sakura on a deeper level than just seeing her as a “pretty girl”. He cared more about her feelings and well-being than his own even by the time he saw her hugging Sasuke in the hospital. That look he gave them? That look of hurt followed by something else? That’s the look someone gives when they’re okay with something so long as the other person is happy, and that seems like a romantic type of love to me. He was willing to let her go if that meant she’d be happy. And then he makes the Promise of a Lifetime to bring Sasuke back to Sakura, a promise he knows could result in Sakura ending up with Sasuke, but he’s okay with that because at least Sakura’s happy. He hates seeing her sad, and Sasuke being away makes her sad.

I’ve always been of the opinion that love has to be selfless as well as selfish. Naruto’s actions regarding Sakura, for the most part, are selfless. He doesn’t try to bring Sasuke back with some expectation that Sakura will go out with him because she owes him one, he tries to bring him back so Sakura will be happy having Sasuke around again. This is regardless of his own feeling of wanting to bring Sasuke back because he’s his friend, we’re strictly talking about his promise to Sakura, which was made as a direct response to her pleading for him to bring Sasuke back to her. This did change a little after the fake confession, but we’ll get to that.

Now the question I would ask is why Naruto loves Sakura. Sure they retconned the shit out of this in The Last, but let’s pretend that piece of shit doesn’t exist and go off the actual manga. Naruto, above all else as a child, wanted to be seen as a person, not a monster. He wanted to be treated like a normal guy. Sakura may have been a bitch to him but she treated him like a person, which was more than you could say about half the people Naruto knew growing up. It’s similar to how he fell in love with became rivals/friends with Sasuke. As he spent more time around Sakura he grew to respect her as a strong kunoichi, someone reliable who cared about him and who he cared about, someone he trusted. Sakura accepted Naruto as he was, and that was something truly special to him. As time went on his feelings became more complicated, which is why I’d say their development at least on his end would’ve taken on the depth associated with love.

I’m not the best expert on NaruSaku though so I’m sure actual NS shippers could discuss this much better than I. But yes, I’d say Naruto genuinely romantically loved Sakura for most of Part 2 and towards the end of Part 1. They had the long-term relationship and intimacy, he had the selfless desire to see her happy. So…I guess the NS love from Naruto’s POV would be closer to companionate love, if we’re going by Sternberg’s Triangle Theory. They never quite reached a level of passion between them, at least not in a romantic sense. There wasn’t any lust or sex involved, at least in my opinion. One could argue that Naruto thought Sakura was sexy, but really most of the times he’s complimented Sakura it wasn’t for her physical appearance per se, or at least not the typical sexualized physical features one would expect (forehead? really?). I suppose one could also argue that they had passion in that they would sacrifice their own hopes and dreams to make each other happy and they repeatedly saved each others’ lives, but if we counted that then Naruto would be passionately in love with half the people he’s talked to…

Now, after her fake confession, Naruto’s feelings get a little muddied, because Sakura broke the intimacy and trust between her and Naruto by lying to him and attempting to kill Sasuke, arguably the most important person in Naruto’s life at this point, and wrongly believing that Naruto only wanted to save Sasuke for her sake, disregarding the fact that Naruto cared about Sasuke too. Naruto understood why Sakura did what she did, as stupid as it was, and he seemingly went back to acting the same way he did before when he referred to her as his girlfriend to Minato, but he’s just the kind of guy that would pretend things are alright even if he’s hurting. We saw that with Dark!Naruto. He’s the kind of person that bottles shit up if he’s not incredibly pissed off enough to tell things like it is (though I guess the whole “I hate people who lie to themselves thing was him telling it like it was). But even with that I’d say he still had genuine feelings for her, but they’d need communication and closure for Naruto to truly accept and trust Sakura after that confession, I think.

BUT, and this is the big BUT here, if you’re talking NaruSaku and not just Naruto’s feelings, NS has the big problem being that Sakura doesn’t reciprocate Naruto’s feelings. From her POV I’d say there’s definitely intimacy, but she feels no commitment to Naruto, she feels commitment for Sasuke. Naruto’s feelings for Sakura surpass her feelings for him, and while this could’ve changed (and it was even hinted heavily that this was going to be the case) it never truly did. This is one of the reasons why I don’t ship NS, the feelings are definitely far from mutual and this is hammered in repeatedly, just as NH lacked Naruto’s reciprocation and SS lacked Sasuke’s. NS had the advantage of actual fucking development and potential for reciprocated feelings, but it was a case of “so close yet so far”.

But if we’re strictly talking Naruto’s feelings, yes, he loved Sakura. And no, it wasn’t over a fucking rivalry with Sasuke.

The Price of Life

I did it again… another street!Michael story.  Inspired by another headcanon found on yetiokay’s blog.  This one was - “So, Michael is super hungry one day and is just munching through the fridge and one of the guys makes the comment that he is eating them out of house and home. He gets self conscious and stops eating because "he doesn’t want to make them spend any more money than they already have.” The guys don’t really notice until he passes out and they confront him about it. He tells them that he is used to passing out because of lack of food and they all start watching him and keeping track of what he eats.“  I hope you enjoy it!

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anonymous asked:

Eliot, Parker, and Hardison together is probably one of the best parts of the show tbh. They're just- amazing together? And it's wonderful? And I'd say more, but I honestly have no idea what goes where at this point because I watch random episodes too freely, and I really don't want to spoil anything. But, favorite character? Favorite episode? I'm curious and loving watching you get into this series, I'm sorry. Thanks for responding to my first ask!

omg of course!!!

okay i LOVE THEM SO MUCH. LOVE THEM. psa i’ve totally finished the whole series because i have no self preservation instincts.

okay so my favorite character has to be hardison because out of all of them he’s the most ‘normal’ in comparison. not like, in his abilities or his wants, but in his ability to relate to other people. he’s been through rough shit, and he always comes out kinder and stronger and more loving. and i love him the most because he’s the one who could mostly be happy living among normal people, to be honest i feel as if he needs the team the least but wants them the most. he could be a nine to five hacker, just presents himself as a genius geek who works from home or even gets himself an office or whatever, and live a mostly normal life among normal people. he just - for the shit he’s been through, he doesn’t have all that much baggage. normal people dont confuse him or bore him, they’re not a mark like they are for sophie, a puzzle for parker, a mass of mistakes and faults for nate, a potential threat for eliot. they’re just people.

and because hardison doesn’t try to put people into boxes is why he loves this team so much and so unabashedly from the start. for people that are so defined by their role on the team, he doesn’t define them. nate questions eliot’s ability to cook and be a hitter, but hardison just takes it in stride. this is eliot, he’s an amazing cook, great at wines, spends more time on his hair than any girl hardison has ever known, and he knows 43 ways to kill someone with a plastic butter knife. cool. he never wants anyone to change, he supports them if they choose to change, but he doesn’t ask anyone to be what they are and instead does his best to change himself in the way that he relates to them. and he tries so hard and so much. sophie and nate, they’re on another level, a little to arrogant, a little too bitter for it to work.

but eliot and parker man. fuck. talk about two people who’ve spend almost their whole lives being told how they had to be and how what they were wasn’t good enough, wasn’t right. and then hardison comes in and just. is there. protecting and caring for them without asking anything in return. and parker and eliot keep waiting for the other foot to drop, for there to be some sort of catch in how hardison just keeps being there for them, but it never comes. and at some point down the line they finally accept that this is how hardison is, and how they kinda cant live without him anymore, which a whole new different realization for another reason.

just. the thing that gets me about this OT3 is that every single one of them feels like they got lucky, like they’re the ones dating up. parker has eliot who understands her, and hardison who’s patient and so good to her, and she looks at these mostly normal guys and wonders why they’re bothering with her and her weirdness and hang ups and insecurities when they could be having a normal relationship with each other. eliot looks at parker, the best thief, and hardison, the smartest man he’s ever known, and he knows he’s not the best hitter in the world, that even if he was that he can’t sustain that, and parker and hardison are criminals but they’re not murderers and they’re kind to each other and good to each other and can touch each other without worrying if they’re smearing blood on their lover’s skin from the countless people that have died under their hands, and just, eliot considers himself the soiled, bad man who’s potentially ruining a perfectly healthy, if not normal, relationship between people who’ve never gotten their hands dirty. and hardison looks at beautiful and graceful parker, and eliot who shifts between controlled finesse with a sword in his hand to a deadly tornado in a hand to hand fight, and hardison walks into walls and trip over his own two feet, he doesn’t know what these two amazing people are doing with him, because he knows parker and eliot speak this secret language of people who use their body as a tool, but hardison can’t do that, cant share a look and shrug with them and have it be a conversation, instead all he has is words, a flood of words, an endless waterfall of words to talk about his feelings, and he knows most of the time they don’t want his words and he can’t understand them in the way they understand each other, and basically hardison is terrified of the day that eliot and parker figure out they’re perfect together and decide they don’t need him anymore.

my precious insecure children who love so hard and so clumsily and so much that it ends up spilling out of them and over the floor and up to their necks, threatening to drown them if they’re not careful.

just. jesus fuck these three and this show has fucking ruined me.

aslo, favorite eps: the 12 step job, the grave danger job, the rundown job, the first david job, the lost heir job, the gone fishing job, the san lorenzo job, the queen’s gambit job

anonymous asked:

(Okay, because I'm a massive loser who doesn't know how to talk to people, I'm just gonna go ahead and say what I'm gonna say) So, 1) you're one of my favorite fanfiction authors on tumblr 2) I really want to write some high-quality ereris, but 3) I've never written fanfiction and I don't really know how it works, so I thought I'd come to you. Do you have any advice?

HIGH QUALITY ERERIS YOU SAY? I’m here for that nonnie!

I wrote a similar post before but I couldn’t find it oof, so sorry if this sound redundant to you. Alrighty let’s get this motherfucker bullet pointed!

  • The first rule of fanfiction is to have fun and be yourself. *cheesy grin* No but…seriously. People turn to fanfiction because there is something in the original storyline that they wanted to change. Everyone brings something to the table. You’re bringing your own personal history, your own insight, your own worldview to the story. So when you say that you “don’t really know how it works” well…there are no rules! The world is your oyster and you are the pearl. Write something fun. Write something beautiful. Write something ugly. If you want to write about platonic ereris feeding ducks, I guarantee you someone will want to read it. Hell, I want to read it. Someone write that please?
  • Don’t wait for someone to give you permission. If you want to write, do just that, WRITE. Just fucking write. There is no point waiting until you’re good enough to share your work. Write something. Finish it. You will only get better when you write. Writing is like a muscle, you gotta flex it.

  • Edit. For the love of god, please edit. And not just editing to fix typos or grammar, but editing to fix entire paragraphs and sentences. Edit for continuity, edit for characterization, edit to fill all 5 senses into a work so your audience is completely immersed.

  • Read. If you’re still stuck and you aren’t quite sure you’ve gotten the hang of this fanfiction thing, READ. Use your favorite fics as inspiration. What do you like in fics? Do you like how certain people use settings? Do you like their dialogue? The aura they cultivate? Use what strengths you find in another author to bolster your own strengths.

  • Fics: oneshots vs. chapter. Look, I’ll be real. Chapter fics get more play than oneshots. If you’re just writing oneshots, don’t be surprised people don’t seem to notice it as much when you’re first starting. But keep at it! And chapter fics don’t usually get much of an audience until you’ve progressed further into the storyline. But don’t let that stop you from writing either! Write a good few chapters into your fic (or even finish it!) so you don’t get burnt out and stressed after only 2-3 chapters. 

  • Post during peak hours. Look, I don’t know when peak hours are exactly, but you can’t just drop your first fic in the middle of the night and expect people to see it. I mean, maybe the Australians will see it, but try to aim for peak hours on Ao3 or tumblr. 

  • TAG! Tag if you have any stuff that can be triggering: character death, rape, dubcon, cutting, suicide, abuse, guns, knives, etc. But be careful of overtagging. Tag what is NEEDED to give your audience a good idea what to expect, but don’t overdo it with “Eren just thinks Levi is the cutest!” “Levi makes friends with a crab hahahaha” That stuff can be saved for your fic description. Also: I would read a fic on how Levi made friends with a crab.

  • WRITE A FIC DESCRIPTION! Don’t write “Bleh, I’m not good at these things.” No one is. No one likes writing the blurbs. It’s annoying and HARD. But for you to put so much effort into a work and then not have a fic description is undervaluing your work. Not writing a description is like decorating a beautiful interior, but not painting the chipped outside of your house.

  • Network. I use my tumblr as a way to interact with my favorite authors and artists and to fangirl about ereri and other anime crap. I keep my main blog separate. Mostly bc that blog just has a lot of cats. A lot of cats. But I use this blog to link to my fic. That way it doesn’t just feel like I’m jettisoning my fic into the emptiness of space on Ao3. Ao3 is great because you have an eager and willing audience, but it’s also frustrating because there are so SO many other fics. So use Tumblr, use Twitter. Writing by myself always felt…so fucking lonely. I always had all of these ideas and I would write them out but I never had anyone to share them with. It’s a heavy burden to have a work you really truly care about. It feels like you’re constantly carrying your ship to the shore by yourself. But when you connect with other writers and readers, it starts to feel much lighter. Unburden yourself my friendo. Talk to some people on here. It’ll help you. And you might make friends.

When it comes to High Quality Ereris™ stuff gets a little more complicated.

  • Avoid toxic tropes. Levi is not abusive, stop writing him as such. Eren is not a moe little crybaby, his cries are those of grief and anger. “Shitty brat” got old like two years ago. 
  • If you’re writing smut: CONSENT CONSENT CONSENT. Enthusiastic, verbal consent is fun! I get frustrated also in fics where people act like someone is a “good guy” for asking for consent. No. Consent isn’t a bonus, consent is mandatory. NORMALIZE CONSENT!
  • Be careful using too many tropes in a fic. Sure pastel!fairy!fireman!Eren sounds like fun, but it can be a little busy. You can’t substitute tropes for personality. You can’t substitute tropes for plot! So if you want to write pastel!fairy!fireman!Eren, fucking do that shit, but ask yourself, is the plot of the fic just in Eren’s pastel fairy wings and fireman outift? Is there anything more to his personality? Is there anything more to the story? See Kale’s excellent pickle post @skaletal .

And I have a lot more, nonnie, but this post is already very long. If others have input (and I know they do because I asked for help when writing this post) feel free to add! Come talk to me off anon on chat and we can have fun talking about fics! Happy Writing!~

introfuckingvert  asked:

Hello there! I'm the admin og the kagehinaprompts blog, and say you reblogged it so, why not give it a shot? I'd love to read your writings! KageHina #41 please and thanks in advance! ^^

it took a while, but here it is! 

Title: bury the coins on your eyes

Rating: T

Pairing: Kageyama Tobio/Hinata Shouyou

Summary:  Hinata Shouyou and Kageyama Tobio are an unlikely duo -mostly because Kageyama Tobio is, in fact, a ghost.

Words: 11,527

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