When Tolkien wrote The Hobbit
  • Tolkien: What? You want a bed time story?
  • Tolkien: Oh boy...
  • Tolkien:
  • Tolkien: Okay, I've got it, it's the story of a Hobbit, a wizard and thirteen dwarves, Thorin, Balin, Dwalin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Dori, Nori, Ori, Fili, Kili, Oin, Gloin
  • Tolkien: You better keep up and remember all the names

From now on the Department of Delicious Deception will only use bookmarks that look like pieces of food. From fried eggs and pancakes to pieces of bacon, and salmon, or even a sheet of nori, Japanese online shop Tokyo Kitsch sells a delightful line of incredibly realistic food-shaped bookmarks that look like they yoinked off the plates of unsuspecting diners.

Click here to view them all.

[via RocketNews24]