nordic furniture

all of u r discussing yoongi as a dom or sub and his sex life but listen u are truly ignoring what u should really love this man for. this man deadass said that he reads ikea catalogs in his free time which means one of two things. a) he lied for the laughs but still thats such a weird ass statement or b) this man knows so much about nordic furniture. i love him. i want a man like him

The signs as apartments

Aries: simple construction and furnishings, user-friendly - more practical than nice, often with wood

Taurus: rustic, solid wood, cozy, rather overloaded, want their own home

Gemini: functional, rather light and less expensive furniture, often Nordic style, home is not so important, rarely a special flair for coziness

Cancer: Cozy and lovingly furnished apartment, home with garden, not extremely tidy

Leo: "My home is my castle.“; slightly pompous decor, generous and representative, colorful and creative, self-expression

Virgo: Reason prevails, functional style with love for the detail, compared to the establishment of the lion rather bland or small, permanent furniture, likes green plants, convenience can be preferred to the habit

Libra: aesthetically-cool apartment furnishings, more beautiful than cozy, rather airy and not overloaded, often perfumed

Scorpio: A typical Scorpio apartment is not to be described, the spectrum ranges from "apartment is unimportant” to “perfectionist cool”

Sagittarius: as large as possible, does not have any particular affinity for property / land / ground

Capricorn: cool, functional furnishings, solid furniture, simple, not particularly comfortable, residential ownership is important to them, stone floors

Aquaruis: Studio apartment, attic apartment, high rooms, lots of light, flat contains special items, several moves, often improvised furnishings

Pisces: no typical home furnishings definable, but nevertheless something strange (as from 1001 Nights) is usually there

if the nordics had tumblr blogs

aph iceland: shitposts, memes, hipster stuff, shipping

aph denmark: VINES OF PEOPLE DOING CRAZY SHIT, SETTING THEMSELVES ON FIRE, clips from the lego movie, sneaky pictures of iceland and norway he took when they weren’t looking

aph norway: pretty nature photography and butter appreciation posts, bUT AFTER MIDNIGHT THE BLOG GOES TO SHIT, IT GETS FLOODED BY MEMES AND POSTS THAT MAKE ZERO SENSE AND ARE A LITTLE DISTURBING

aph finland: cute animals, funny posts, sweet couples, guns guns guns blood horror movie clips fighting techniques sniper rifles, bunny rabbits (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

aph sweden: furniture smut