nordic aph

Things only in Hetalia

• An entire religion based on a character.

• Hetaoni and Dreamtalia.

• Gutters and Danish Slaughterhouse

• 23.5

• Being able to trigger an entire fandom at the mention of Davey, Pineapples, and Jeanne D'arc

• 5 minute episodes, 4 seasons.

• Russia’s hands.

• 2p Hetalia

• The elusive 3p Hetalia

• Fucking micronations

• Direct 3rd wall breaking like in the office

• Gay Countries™

• Every Hetalian suddenly knows how to perfectly cook pasta

• Vocaloids made for the characters in Hetalia; Hetaloids

• All Hetalians know at least bits and pieces of several other languages OTHER than Japanese like other weeaboos; Examples include German, any Nordic language, French, Italian, and Spanish (All of which I can say bits and pieces of)

• Ace-ing history class

• Asking your history teacher what Prussia is, and where Liechtenstein is, and if Sealand is considered a country

• Everyone can voice act well or do at least one good or great impression of a character

• Being able to name more countries off the top of your head than anyone else

• Dark Lord Hima

• Studio Dean Animation

Things People Seem To Forget About The Nordics
  • Denmark: Lost the major 300-so years of war, is the happiest country in the world, friends with Germany and Netherlands
  • Sweden: One of the Nicest country in the world, lets Nazi Germany past through him to invade Norway in order to keep his neutrality
  • Norway: aLEXANDER RYBAK wAS HALF BELARUSSIAN, Oil, rich, left Iceland to suffer economically even though he got shit ton of oil and money
  • Iceland: Most dangerous Nordic nation according to Geography, can erupt at any moment, the Icelandic found a way to control how lava flows (tHEY ARE LAVA BENDERS), has a penis museum, has the gates to hell, eats rotten poisonous sharks that have been buried for weeks, eATS PUFFINS
  • Finland: Most dangerous Nordic nation according to the people, is not afraid of Russia and Sweden, smartest nation with a high education ratings

anonymous asked:

Oh! Can I request some young viking nyo!anko family?

A group of brave shieldmaidens ex. little Ice who’s little too young to be fighting yet. Norway was known as “The Silent Valkyrie” and Denmark as “The Liontress of Battlefields”.

Hetalia characters as things my friends and I have said
  • Aph Denmark (falling out of an IKEA loft bed at 5am): fuck IKEA furniture!
  • Aph Sweden: danish is a useless language for useless people
  • Aph Norway: fuck off, I'm rich
  • Aph Finland: leave me alone or I'll shove a Christmas tree up your ass
  • Aph Iceland: Norway is Nor-gay for Denmark... And Sweden but we won't get into that
  • Aph Germany: do dogs have souls?
  • Aph North Italy: I swear I'm not drunk, but have you ever thought of putting spaghetti on pizza?
  • Aph Russia: welcome to Russia! We have candy!...and communism!
  • Aph France: are French fries even French?
  • Aph America: the only thing straight about me is my hair
  • Aph Canada: I'm sorry that I'm sorry for being sorry