• Being able to trigger an entire fandom at the mention of Davey, Pineapples, and Jeanne D'arc
• 5 minute episodes, 4 seasons.
• Russia’s hands.
• 2p Hetalia
• The elusive 3p Hetalia
• Fucking micronations
• Direct 3rd wall breaking like in the office
• Gay Countries™
• Every Hetalian suddenly knows how to perfectly cook pasta
• Vocaloids made for the characters in Hetalia; Hetaloids
• All Hetalians know at least bits and pieces of several other languages OTHER than Japanese like other weeaboos; Examples include German, any Nordic language, French, Italian, and Spanish (All of which I can say bits and pieces of)
• Ace-ing history class
• Asking your history teacher what Prussia is, and where Liechtenstein is, and if Sealand is considered a country
• Everyone can voice act well or do at least one good or great impression of a character
• Being able to name more countries off the top of your head than anyone else
Lost the major 300-so years of war, is the happiest country in the world, friends with Germany and Netherlands
One of the Nicest country in the world, lets Nazi Germany past through him to invade Norway in order to keep his neutrality
aLEXANDER RYBAK wAS HALF BELARUSSIAN, Oil, rich, left Iceland to suffer economically even though he got shit ton of oil and money
Most dangerous Nordic nation according to Geography, can erupt at any moment, the Icelandic found a way to control how lava flows (tHEY ARE LAVA BENDERS), has a penis museum, has the gates to hell, eats rotten poisonous sharks that have been buried for weeks, eATS PUFFINS
Most dangerous Nordic nation according to the people, is not afraid of Russia and Sweden, smartest nation with a high education ratings
It turns out Hong Kong was grounded for putting firecrackers in China’s pants and had his phone taken away, therefore not allowing him to contact Iceland and tell him. Iceland didn’t find that out until it was too late.