So Here's What You Missed On Glee: Faberry Edition
JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
LIVING IN A LONELY WORLD
Quinn: Finn - NO SEX, FINN WHAT DID I SAY JESUS IS WATCHING US!
Finn: Quinn. Quinn. Quinn. Rachel?
Quinn: RACHEL NO
Rachel: RACHEL YES
Quinn: *gets drunk, sleeps with Puck because he tells her she’s pretty*
Pregnancy Test: Yes.
Quinn: FOR FUCK’S SAKE, JESUS.
Finn: Yay, I’m gonna be a dad! Let’s name her Drizzle.
Quinn: Um… yes. Yes Finn.
Rachel: *sings sad songs*
Rachel: *almost dates Puck*
Rachel: FINN QUINN’S BABY ISN’T YOURS
Quinn: FOR FUCK’S SAKE, RACHEL.
Quinn: *still disowned by parents, still social pariah, now kicked out of Finn’s house too*
Rachel: I FOUND MY BIRTH MOTHER AND ALSO FINN IS MY BOYFRIEND ALSO WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH QUINN
Quinn: for fuck’s sake, rachel.
Quinn: *gives baby to Rachel’s birthmother* Don’t take this personally, Rachel, she’s a stable adult with a good home and she wants her.
Rachel: YOU DID THIS BECAUSE YOU HATE ME.
Quinn: *cuts hair short, dyes it pink, hangs out with grungy lesbians*
Rachel: QUINN there you are. Join the Glee Club again.
Rachel: Please? I need you.
Quinn: *joins Glee Club again*
Finn: Marry me Rachel we are stable adults at only 17.
Quinn: *looks sad*
Rachel: I’d really like it if we could be friends.
Quinn: *looks happy*
Rachel: Be my maid of honor.
Quinn: For fuck’s sake, Rachel.
Rachel: Quinn I think the hideous car accident you were in on the way to my wedding was a sign that I shouldn’t get married.
Quinn: Yes probably.
Finn: But I love you Rachel and also you’re better than me and going to leave me behind.
Rachel: No, Finn. Well, yes, Finn.
Rachel: But also I love you and you should come to New York with me.
Finn: *joins the army*
Quinn: I got into Yale.
Rachel: Aw, but that’s so far away from New York where I am which is the center of the universe cause of me.
Quinn: Look, I bought us train passes so that we can visit each other whenever.
Train: *never happens*
Quinn: FOR FUCK’S SAKE RYAN MURPHY
Mr Schue: I’m getting married! Finn, you’re only 19 but you’re my best friend be my best man!
Finn: That’s flattering and not at all weird Mr Schue OK I’ll do it.
Santana: Nice wedding.
Santana: Wanna dance?
Quinn: Wanna fuck?
AND THAT’S WHAT YOU MISSED ON GLEE: FABERRY EDITION