There’s a reason our villain was called the Watcher and not, say, the Melon Baller Eyeball Collector – as befits the majesty of his preferred stalking grounds, he was all about psychological terror. The name of his particular game was threatening letters. And although that could technically put him in a “disgruntled dude who lost the bidding war” or “guy who really hates neighbors” category, he pushed his way into horror movie territory with his … peculiar methods. Here are some choice quotes from his messages:
“The windows and doors allow me to watch you and track you as you move through the house. Who I am? I am the Watcher.”
“Have they found out what is in the walls yet? In time they will.”
Or, in reference to the family’s children:
“I am pleased to know your names now, and the name of the young blood you have brought to me.”
Hahahahaha! That’s awesome … ly, uh, awful for the family, that is. The letters kept coming, and as they included apt “young blood” references and hints that the writer actually did keep uncomfortably close tabs on the house and its renovations, the family was too afraid to make the house their home. In fact, they never dared to properly move in.
What really makes this one for me is that as a horror movie, it’s clearly a sequel. Not only does the family heavily insinuate that the previous owners who sold the house to them were already all too aware of The Watcher, the Watcher himself started his campaign of terror (a mere three days after they bought the house in 2014) with a statement that his grandfather and father had watched the house before him, and it now fell on him to “wait for its second coming.”
Week 4: pipeyna (congratulations, your badassness level just doubled)
I mean seriously they are so cool! I could have done something a bit more serious but I like the idea of Piper trying to put Reyna at ease by doing stupid things and pranks like throwing herself in Reyna’s arms and yelling “CATCH!”
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I love your Lance hc so much! If you have any spare imagination and time could we get some with him and Coren? I don't see enough about those to being friends!
Love this uncle-nephew duo!!
Can you imagine the cheesy nicknames Lance gives Coran? Most of them don’t even make sense lmfao
“What’s up my buttery Coran on the cob?”
Every time the Castle’s particle barrier goes down Lance starts calling it the ‘Corantic’ and starts humming ‘My Heart Will Go On’
Lance busts a move with Coran and calls it the ‘Macorana’
Coran one day saying “excellent work, my boy!” and internally Lance is like :’) omg but externally he’s like, “Coran… you’re my boi as well”
Every time they cross paths both just start yelling about their BOI
They sneak a space siren past Allura and Shiro whenever possible, it’s their favorite game to play. They laugh until they cry every time the Castle goes into battle and Lance’s longest ‘yeah boy’ ever starts blasting from the speakers.
Coran voice: Anime is real, right?
Lance: (………. What do I tell him……….?)
Vent sessions… They have a lot of homesickness to work through. And then they watch these weird Altean romcoms that Coran has stashed throughout the castle. Lance has no idea what he’s watching but he still cries anyway.
Occasionally they like to play a version of Two Truths and a Lie where they each have to state three ridiculous facts about their home planets and the other has to figure out which one is total bs
Lance: Okay, final fact: on Earth, no one can shapeshift like Allura can. Instead, we get something called cosmetic surgery to totally change the way we look. Permanently.
Coran: No, no that’s got to be- That has to be the lie. You’re kidding me, right? Why on Altea would anyone willingly subject themselves to that?!
Lance: Nope! Totally true!
Coran: And you all really just, lose teeth, and it’s considered completely normal?
Coran: Which means… Really? Humans still haven’t completely explored their own planet? What have you lot been doing for the past millennia?!
On that note, can you imagine how freaked out Coran would be about the concept of braces?
I feel like they would kind of enable each other lmfao… They give Shiro and Allura gray(er) hairs.
Lance: Bet you can’t wrestle that weird looking alien.
Coran: … Hold my nunville.
Lance wants to know how Coran grew such an excellent mustache and takes rigorous notes as Coran waxes poetic on the art of growing mustaches. A few years later, Lance finally gives up the ghost and settles for growing an okay beard instead. Coran cries real tears over this betrayal.
They go out of their way stage ridiculous rescues for each other. After Lance gets beaten up during episode 4, Coran swears to return the favor, and eventually HE ends up getting gravely injured saving Lance’s life. Who then solemnly promises to save Coran back one day. And then he does, because they live dangerous lives. So then Coran vows to protect Lance in turn. And then he does. And then Lance needs to pay him back. Which he does. And so on.
It’s half ‘This guy is my friend/family and I want him to live’ and half ‘like hell I’ll let HIM be the sole hero, someone hold my nunville’
Lance suggests putting the spaceship equivalent of a bumper sticker on the back of the Castle. Coran decides right then and there that Lance MUST be the smartest paladin, because like… Holy shit.
About 3 months ago da “homie” hmu talking about we need to go on a best friend trip together to the Dominican Republic 🇩🇴 ! I was too hype so that’s what we agreed on .. she said she will get back to me with the ticket prices etc we planned what month we were going and everything .. since then everything was chill between us we weren’t fighting or anything you know .. things were bless .. TELL ME HOW about 2 weeks ago she just stopped talking to me .. I’m like hmmm 🤔🤔
Bruuuuuh Monday she posted a snap saying vacation in less than 24 hours .. I’m sitting here like oh … maybe she’s just going on vacation with her family .. then she posted another snap with the DR flag .. I’m like naaaah lemme google this flag up real quick just to be sure.
I didn’t even open her snap I just saw the flag in the lil snap circle
Cause I’m sitting here like ah bitch bags ain’t even packed like … who you going with ? Bruh the next morning I’m like lemme see who you going with 😒 … I’m watching her snap of her walking in the airport and all I was saying was move the damn camera lemme see who’s beside you .. all I can say after that was
OH TRUEEEEEEEEEE ?!!!! 😐
You dead ass brought this girl to
“ our ”
Trip we were planning ? & i don’t even like the girl either
I see you smh
im not even sad about it
made me laugh but really you planned this trip behind my back and brought someone else 🤷🏾♂️
Best friends my ass 😒 bruh
She took Becky instead