nope nope nopeity nope

imagine you’re in the hospital after being in a fatal car accident

michael: calum, mate, you gotta stop worrying. y/n’s a strong one, she’ll be alright.

calum: yeah? and what if she’s not? the last time i saw her we were in a fight, and…

michael: and what?

calum: i told her that i didn’t love her. if she doesn’t wake up, the last thing that i’ve said to her will be “i don’t love you.” but i do love her. a lot.

baron-chill  asked:

Can Bendy swim? WILL he swim? In a lake? Would he go inner tubing? With Susan, perhaps? What about camping? Fishing? Hiking? Bird watching? Does Bendy enjoy the Great Outdoors?

WELL. Hi Hazard, how are you?

In all seriousness though

Swimming/Inner-Tubing; Nope nopeity nope nope. I don’t think water is necessarily deadly, but it sucks a lot and with that much water it’d probably escalate from Uncomfortable to A Lot Of Pain. Keep that shit exactly 20 yards away from him. This being said, I’m fairly certain he’d be happy to dick around on the beach, both lake and sea. Catch some sun, check out some tidal pools (without touching), play ball, troll the shit out of any other beach goers and then play innocent when the family has it all to themselves suddenly. Stuff like that.

Camping; Actually they go out to camp for the 4th of July. Far away from the fireworks. It sounds like war-time explosions, you see, Henry’s not exactly fond of it. And let’s be fair, Bendy’s a lot less dangerous in the woods than near fireworks. As for how he fares, it probably involves a lot of running around being curious and then being a diva about roughing it.

Fishing/Hiking; Bendy probably would fish if you got him a line far enough from the water. Otherwise he’s content to watch and heckle. As for hiking, he and Susan end up running all over the mountain side during their break up there. Close enough?

Bird Watching; I mean for a while. Birds are brightly colored as hell for the most part, Bendy is FASCINATED. Birds themselves are loud and obnoxious though. He might still like the feathers from the brighter colored ones the magpie

Outdoors In General; Bendy likes being OUTSIDE. Bendy likes that there is an OUTSIDE to BE IN. This isn’t really restricted to the countryside or wilderness– actually he probably prefers being in town, more places to cause mischief. But OUTSIDE? Oh. Oh hell yes he likes outside.

  • Me walking up to Rooster Teeth: No no no nope nope nope hell no nopeity nope nope no.
  • Me grabbing all the RWBY characters: YOU CAN HAVE THESE BACK WHEN YOU LEARN TO TREAT THEM WITH CARE!
protective Will

I love how Will is super protective of Nico but is still kind of rude to him. If anyone else calls Nico a dork, then Will is going to be furious, but if Will calls Nico a dork, it’s absolutely okay.

Leo: Nico you’re such a dork

*Will barges in*

Will: EXCUSE ME, NOPE. NOPEITY NOPE NOPE. DON’T CALL HIM THAT, HE’S MINE, NO, NO, NO.

Also Will: You’re such a dork Nico, but you’re mine so…

N Is For Niven, Jennifer ¬ All The Bright Places (4.5/5 stars)

Is today a good day to die?

anonymous asked:

I wanted to know if being attracted to men who aren't black makes you feel guilty? I sometimes do and I honestly don't know why..

Nope, nope, nopeity, nope, nope. No guilt here. There are so many attractive men in this world of every color. Shit, I’ve been attracted to every color under the sun. There should be no guilt about who you are attracted to physically. That’s just nuts. If anyone tries to make you feel guilty, give them the hand and walk away. Do you Boo!!