picture this: a spinoff of the americans called ‘the rezidentura’, which is basically just the office but at the russian embassy/base of spy operations in the 80s. 

We must call upon you again for a Black Dog between a greyhound and a spaniel, no white about him, onely a streak on his brest, and his tayl a little bobbed. It is His Majesties own Dog, and doubtless was stoln, for the dog was not born nor bred in England, and would never forsake His master. Whoesoever findes him may acquaint any at Whitehal for the Dog was better known at Court, than those who stole him. Will they never leave robbing his Majesty! Must he not keep a Dog? This dog’s place (though better than some imagine) is the only place which nobody offers to beg.
—  An advertisement written by King Charles II for the June-July 1660 “Mercurius Publicus,” calling upon the public to keep an eye out for one of his beloved dogs that had been stolen.