noooooo dont

lena at the deo

winn: so this is the-
lena: *says something ridiculously smart and fancy* yeah ive been looking at it for a while
winn: and you are my new best friend
kara: hEY!
winn: don’t worry kara you’re my best alien friend!!
kara: awe! ill take it
j'onn:…
winn: you’re-you’re my best alien boss
j'onn: you know i can read your mind
winn: i-
lena: WHAT?!
j'onn: you didn’t know?
lena: noooooo…
lena *internally*: DONT THINK ABOUT KARA OMFG YOURE THINKING ABOUT NOT THINKING ABOUT KARA THIS HURTS MY HEAD
j'onn: mine too
lena: did yOU JUST?!
j'onn: no *wink*
lena: you just winked
j'onn: no i didn’t *wink*
lena: yOU-i am fine i am collected and i am going home
j'onn: have a good night and clean thoughts!
lena: *running out of the deo* OH MY GOD ENOUGH

*new naruto gaiden chapter*
  • SS fandom: *distressed* NO WHAT IS THIS SHUT UP IT WAS A FAKE TEST KARIN WAS JUST A FANGIRL IT WAS SASUKE'S HAIR SUIGETSU SUCKS HE DOESNT KNOW SHIT SARADA NOOOOOO DONT BELIEVE IT DONT BELIEVE IIIIIT
  • SK fandom: *celebrating* WE KNEW IT FUCKERS WE KNEW IT FUCK OFF SAKURA IT WAS OBVIOUSLY KARIN ALL ALONG LEAVE SAKURA TO BURN AND COME TO MAMA SARADAAAAAA
  • Me, from the SNS fandom: *sips tea and chuckles at the mayhem Kishimoto has created*
Prank Calls

y/y/n = your youtube name

‘Hey guys!! I’m y/y/n, and I’m here today with my boyfriend Luke, who you may also know as Luke is a penguin from here on youtube’ Luke waves excitedly to the camera with a goofy grin on his face. You roll your eyes at his enthusiasm and he chuckles putting an arm around your shoulder. 

‘So today, we have decided to do some pranks calls, based on some of your twitter suggestions! Y/n and I are so good at this, an we feel we don’t do it often enough and so we are going to prank call our fellow british youtubers!’ Luke giggles excitedly handing you the phone ‘ladies first’ he says winking at you. 

‘Alright, so we’re going to call our mate Jim Chapman and pretend all of his videos have been deleted off of Youtube.’ Luke sniggers quietly beside you as the phone rings. ‘Hello?’, 

y/n- ‘Hi Jim, how are you?’ 

Jim- ‘oh hi y/n, i’m great how are you?’

y/n- ‘yea I’m good, but Jim, have you been on twitter recently?’ 

Jim- ‘noo…. why?’

(Luke watches along in amusement)

y/n - oh, well, ummm, I’ve been getting a lot of messages that you’re youtube videos have all been deleted? Is that true?

*silence*

y/n - Jim?

Jim - aw noooooo, I dont even have a laptop here to check!! I’m in the park with Tan and there’s no 4G anywhere. 

y/n - *starting to feel bad* (Luke tells you to keep going with it) aw man Jim, that sucks, its been trending, your fans are distraught, twitter is going mad 

Jim - aw y/n what am I going to do?? I don’t have any backed up because they take up so much space on my laptop

*Tanya can be heard in the background asking what’s going on* *Luke can’t hold his giggles anymore* 

y/n - Jim! I’m so sorry, it was a prank *Luke and y/n giggle hystercally*

Jim - what?! *breathes a loud sigh of relief*

y/n - Luke made me do it!!

Luke - hey!

You all end up laughing as you say goodbye and a last sorry to Jim. It’s Luke’s turn next and you find the perfect prank for him. You hand the phone to him and tell the camera that Luke is going to call Calum Hood (fellow youtuber) that he has been cheating on y/n. He looks nervous as the phone rings 

Cal - HEYYYY Lukeyy. what’s up mate?

Luke - (in a sad voice) hey mate, not much, I gotta tell you something, I feel so awful mate

Cal - what’s wrong Luke? *sounds concerned*

Luke - ummmmmmm

Cal- Luke what is it, you’re worrying me

Luke- well the other night, remember when I told you I was going out out with some old friends?

Cal- yea…

Luke- well, I got really drunk….

Cal - uh oh..

Luke -  and I kinda hooked up with another girl (Luke looks at you, an amused grin on his face)

Cal - wait, what?? Is this a joke?

Luke- nah mate I’m being serious, I don’t know what to do, I can’t tell her, it’ll break her heart.

Cal - wait, wait wait, you hooked up with someone else?

Luke- well, yea, all I remember is I was dancing with a girl and we took a picture, you can clearly see that she’s on me. And later that night we hooked up.. I just found the picture, and I actually don’t know what to do. *starts sniffing* I’m scared bro

Cal - ok, ok, ok, so, um. I think you should tell, her she deserves to know. Why would you do that Luke? Y/n is perfect for you, why would you wanna ruin that?

Luke - I don’t know Cal, like I said, I was drunk and I know thats no excuse, but thats the only reason I can think of as to why I would eve think of doing that

Cal - *sighs* this is really serious mate

Luke - yea, I know, please help me Cal, I can’t tell her, it’ll break her heart

Cal - I know, but mate, she deserves to know, it’ll hurt her even more if she knew you kept it from her. y/n is the most amazing girl, you’re such a fool Luke

*y/n awwwwwws silently*

Luke - awww, Cal you’re so cute

Cal - wait what? Is this a joke Luke?

y/n - *laughs uncontrollably’ aw Cal, that is so sweet, you’re a great friend

Cal- Aw mannnnn, did I just fall for another prank call?? Not cool mate *begins to laugh*

The call ends with you and Luke laughing hysterically, unable to even end the video through laughter. Calum was always so gullible, he was so sweet its almost a crime to prank him

I hope you liked it! I turned out longer than i thought lol, but I hope this is what you wanted!! Let me know what you thought xx Please check out iwishiwasbesidecalum