nooooo come back

anonymous asked:

Who/ What is Dragon????


This is just speculation from my part, but I think maybe Kanou grafted more kakuhou onto Shirazu’s body. He already was an Ukaku, so maybe he received Koukaku, Rinkaku and Bikaku kakuhou…

As for the name “Dragon” in itself…

…I’m wondering if maybe Kanou didn’t get his hands on Tatara’s body after Seidou killed him… And if so maybe one of the kakuhou he transplanted to Shirazu is Tatara’s, hence the name “Dragon”… 


it always amuses me that countries during the late 18th century were going through all kinds of upheaval like you have america declaring independence and building their democracy and the french revolution yadda yadda birth of modern western democracy and the beginnings of industrialisation and the industrial revolution in england and shit

and then theres the white settlement in australia

which is just…

trying very fucking hard not to fucking starve and die 

and that, my friends, is fucking hilarious

Ignoring the heteronormativity of “Cinderella”, Yuuri reminded me of Prince Charming for a bit in Episode 9

Looking for the perfect fit for the hug that got away, like



Uh… no.

Yuuri, NO!

The king be like “wut”


“I guess I should give up”

And then, the perfect fit:


Functionally Dysfunctional part 4

Part 1 2 3 6 7 8 9 10

Kagome had cold fingers and toes. Inuyasha was a perpetually warm person. So it worked out. Except at night.

“Ahh!” Inuyasha woke up so violently that he propelled himself clean off the bed.

“Nooooo….” Kagome whined, “Come back…”

“Do you even have blood circulation at all, woman? How are you that cold?!” Inuyasha stood up from his odd lying position on the floor.

“Because you don’t keep me warm enough. It’s your fault I’m cold….” Kagome scooted her way over to his spot on the bed to absorbed what warmth was left on it.

Inuyasha looked at the alarm clock on the nightstand next to his side of the bed. 5 AM. Early, but not early enough to justify trying to go back to bed.

Running a hand through his bangs, he turned to go into the master bathroom to get ready for the day.

He ignored Kagome’s cries of “Noooo…come back…butthole…”

Inuyasha liked food. A lot. If there was something edible in the house he ate it. Didn’t matter if it was supposed to be an ingredient in that night’s supper or a candy bar Kagome had hidden in her tampon box. He was going to eat it.
Which is why Kagome had taken to going to the store every night after work to pick up what she needed for that night’s meal.

She had stopped and picked up what she needed to make a simple hot pot, including lots of vegetables and a fee different meats for her husband (because he wanted meat over tofu everyday).

Surprisingly enough he wasn’t home when she arrived. Normally he beat her home (which why food barely made it a day in their home). She figured that it must have been a rough day at the shop, and he was having to work late.

Turning on the radio, she settled into getting the rice and the hot pot ready for when Inuyasha got home.

It was only a moment after she had turned her back on the food on the counter when she heard the door open and close.

Sometimes she forgot how quickly Inuyasha could move, and today was a day she regretted forgetting it.

She turned around to greet him with a smile and a kiss –

–only to see three of the vegetables for that night’s dinner in his mouth.

“Inuyasha!” She cried, but it was useless because he had grabbed whatever else he could and high tailed it to the other side of the house.

Kaede often heard their arguments while she was working in her garden, and in the beginning it was concerning.

But now that she knew them as well as she did, she didn’t think much of it.

“Get back her, wench!”

“Catch me, dog boy!”

The loud squeals that came afterwards indicated that the dog boy had caught his wench.

“Are they bothering you, ma'am?” Kaede turned and saw a tall gentleman standing at her gate. He continued, “They tend to get a little lost in each other and forget there is other people out there.”

“No, I like hearing how happy they are. Are you a friend?” Kaede regarded the man.

“Of Inuyasha. My wife is a friend of Kagome. We helped them meet. I’m Miroku.” He extended his hand.

“Well, you and your wife did a good deed doing that.” Kaede shook his hand, and the two of them shared knowing smiles.

RFA if MC was sick with a bad cold

Ughhhh colds….what I have right now T^T
Caught it off my loving family…sharing isn’t always caring people!!

-(Your/Name) why are you sniffling like that?? Did something make you cry!? Omg no don’t cry!!
-Will start tearing up at the thought of you crying
-No Yoosung I have a cold
-Would bring you a blanket and snuggle up with you
-Plays Lolol as you fall asleep on him
-Blushes when he realised what’s happened
-Will try to cook you super healthy meals so they get better sooner
-Would probably end up with a cold too from snuggling them
-Gets those cough and sore throat candies if you has a bad cough or throat
-He tries one and spits it out straight away in disgust (same Yoosung)

-Would be sympathetic and extra loving
-Would look up ways to cure a cold
-Would probably try them all
-Would make sure you are comfortable
-Tells you to rest
-Does their hair nice or puts a face mask on them
-Even if you feel sick (your/name) you’ll still be beautiful
-Like Yoosung prepares healthy meals for you (only his actually go together properly)
-Watches movies with you

-Gets a doctor to come over
-Jumin I don’t need a doctor it’s just a cold
-But it could be something worse than that (Your/Name)
-Worries over you
-Gets the best medicine for you
-Feels sad he can’t give you kisses or hugs as the doctor suggested it’s best to avoid contact
-Jumin needs lots of cuddles from Elizabeth 3rd to make up for it
-Let’s you rest
-Finds it cute when Elizabeth snuggles up with you
-He *casually* joins the snuggle

-Sends you to bed straight away
-Cleans everything so that the cold cannot spread
-Jaehee knows a thing or two about colds as their common
-Makes you hot drinks
-Brings you soup
-Stocks up on tissues and those disgusting candies
-Does her work near you so you can still talk together
-Watches Zens performances together on TV
-You gets given a lot of honey and lemon

-Stay back! I don’t want it!
-Feels bad when you sadly wanders away to bed
-Nooooo come back! I love you still!
-Ends up caring for you
-Gets them whatever you need
-Tissues? *showers you in tissues*
-Soup? Will feed it to you himself
-Cat? Will go steal Elizabeth 3rd
-No Seven I didn’t want Elizabeth-
-But look how good she is!
-You both pet her until a angry Jumin comes to collect her
-Makes you laugh with his prank calls to Yoosung

Clear | Josh Dun |

A\N: Sorry, I haven"t proofread this yet, so know that there probably will be typos etc!

Plot: omg hello so would you be able to write an imagine with josh about how you have really bad anxiety and you just come home every night for a few weeks really drunk and he tries to help you??

Imagine: Josh Dun x Y/N
Words: 1.320
Warnings: Alcohol, anxiety


Last time you checked the clock, which was a long time ago by now, it said 11 PM. After that you’d lost not only track of the passing hours, but also yourself. Your mind had starter buzzing some time ago, which meant: GET OUT OF HERE!

But your feelings gotten the best of you. Your mind was a blur, and the feeling of anxiety made your senseless and vulnerable to anyone or anything around you.

It had all started earlier that night, when you and your best friend Josh had fought. You’d told him about the party you’d been invited to.


“Sorry, I can’t hang tonight,J,” you passed around your room, phone in hand, while waiting for him to respond. “I- uh have plans.”

You knew very well, how Josh felt about you and parties. He didn’t like it. Josh wasn’t an ass, but just overprotective, because he knew about me and my anxiety attacks. We had those in common.

“You sound like someone who’s up to no good. Mind sharing?”

I sighed. Busted.

“Oh, it’s nothing. Just Jenna throwing a little party tonight.”

A sigh travelled it’s way into my ear.

“You know what I think about those… You can’t handle them, Y/N… You get anxious, panic and then in an attempt to blend in and comfort yourself; You drink your brains out. It has happened before, and it could totally happen again.”

“I know, but I can’t just stay at home and do nothing forever, Josh!”

“I agree, but you could go with me to the movies instead! That way you get to leave the house, without getting hurt.”

I felt myself getting annoyed with his statements. He might be my best friend, but right then, he was just acting like my dad or something.

“Oh stop it! I can’t stand you, when you’re like this!”

“Excuse me?”

I could easily tell that he was confused, shocked even.

“Don’t act like you don’t want me to go with you instead of attending Jenna’s party.”

“I’m not… What’s your point here?”

“You’re just pissed, because I’m gonna spend time with other people.”

Silence. I had to check that neither of us had hung up. Nope. Still on.

“I can’t believe you. You make me sick right now, Y/N.”

Hearing those words coming from him really hit me. Hard. My chest suddenly felt tight, and it was like someone had placed tons of bricks on my shoulder.

“I can’t do this. If you can’t realize that I’m only trying to look out for you and your wellbeing, then there’s no good reason for me to stick around. Bye, Y/N.”

Beep, beep, beep.

I looked at my phone and saw that the call had indeed been ended. The sadness from hurting and doubting my best friend was so strong, that it took over and turned into mad anger. So much that my brain twisted the whole situation, instead of letting me come back to my senses. For some reason I was persuaded: I was going out tonight, and not even Josh was gonna hold me back.


I should’ve listened to him. Why am I so stupid? What time is it? I can’t even remember how many drinks I’ve had by now. I was fumbling around the crowded room, when suddenly a blonde walked up to me.

“Hey, Y/N. You okay?”


“Yeahhhhhhh, turtally fine. Have we met?” My words were as clear as my vision.

“Eh- It’s me. Jenna?”

“Oh, nice to meet you, Jenny. I have a friend with that exact same name.” I paused in my drunkness. “I think?”

Without giving it a second thought, I felt my body, which was out of my control, push past the blonde and continue further into the crowd. Everything was so loud, and the lights and colors all mixed in some annoying kind of blurred rainbow. Make. It. Stop.

By then I must’ve reached some kind of dance floor, because people started crowding around me and I felt my the air get thicker. So thick that I felt it get stuck in my throat, making it impossible for it to get to my head.

“Oh man.”

My already heavy breathing hitched. I needed to get out of hear. Sweat formed on my forehead, but I wasn’t sure if it was caused by the heat or my body freaking out. All I knew was that I needed air. Fresh air. Now!

I stumbled all around the room for what seemed like forever, not being offered any help, before I reached a door. I didn’t know where it’d lead me, but I stopped thinking twice about 3 drinks ago. I opened the door, while holding onto what felt like my last breath, when I suddenly fell through the door and was hit by not only what seemed to be the sidewalk, but also the cool air of the night. Or morning… Whatever time it was. So I just laid there for a while, breathing heavily, trying to even out my breathing. That’s when I started crying, for what I thought was no reason.

“I need hrome,” I choked out.

And with that mindset, I got off the ground and started walking. I didn’t really know where my almost blown out brain was making me go, but I trusted it. Don’t ask me why. You’d think people would stop and help, when they saw a crying girl stumbling through the streets, but no one did…

After a walk that seemed to last forever, even though I don’t seem to remember much of it, I finally found myself standing in front of a door. My brain automatically made me knock, not even knowing who lived behind it.

I knocked and knocked and knocked. No one. So I let my tired legs crumble under me, as the tears spilled on my red cheeks and I surrendered to the weakness of my body. I felt myself falling asleep against the cold door. That was until it suddenly disappeared and I fell against two, soft poles.


I heard a warm voice. It felt like home, which made my cry. Again.

I suddenly felt two arms wrap around me, and my body was now resting against someone instead of something. The firm chest felt familiar.


“Yeah, it’s Joshy,” His chuckling lips were pressed to the top of my head.

“How come I’m hrere and not there?” I pointed at nothing, before my arm fell back against my body. It was too weak.

Sigh. “I really don’t know, but I’m glad you are.” Silence fell over us, as I felt his strong arms hug me closer, before he started stroking mine. “God, you’re so stupid, Y/N… And God I love you anyways.”

I was still crying, but his kind words made me cry even harder.

“I lurv you too, Jish.”

“Uhumm… You better, because you’re coming inside with me.”

“Cool,” I croaked out tiredly.

Next thing I knew, he lifted my limp body and carried me inside, where he placed me in his warm bed. Then he left.

“Nooooo,” I cried out. “Come back, I’m so sryyyyyyy. I won’t party evr again.”

“Don’t you worry your little, drunk head too much. I was just grabbing you a clean shirt.”

I felt him take off my sweaty shirt, before sliding a fresh, soft one on me, before pulling off my uncomfortably tight skirt.

“There you go. Feel better?” He hovered over me, and his beautiful, brown eyes seemed to be the first clear image that night. I nodded, which made him send me that stupid smile of his.

“Good. Now sleep. See you tomorrow for a rough round of hangovers,” he chuckled before placing the covers over my body and dumping his body next to mine. Even when my brain was nowhere near clear, he still seemed to be. I loved clear.

Dates (Part 2)

Pairing: Lin X Reader
Word Count: 1512
A/N: I’ve decided to post the dates in pairs soooooo here you go! Enjoy!

Parts: Part 1

October 21, 2016

You were laying sideways on your couch with your legs propped up on the arm. You flipped through channels not finding anything interesting. Glancing at the coffee table you noticed a notification on your phone. You sat up slowly and grabbed your tea and your phone. Taking a sip you unlocked your phone and pressed on the messages app.

You smiled when you saw who it was from. It was Lin.

Lin: Hey! I have an idea for our special date today.

You set down your tea and sat back on the couch.

You: Oh? And what’s your idea?

Lin: Okay so I looked it up and there is a farm out in the rural New York and they are holding an ‘October fair’?”

You: Sounds fun! What do they have?

You stood and ran your mug under water and put it in the dishwasher. You walked to your room and stripped out of your pajamas and put on some jeans and a long-sleeved, white shirt.

Lin: Uhm, they have apple cider, hay rides, corn mazes, pony rides, and mini games? I don’t really know what they mean by that but okay.

You: Well let’s go check it out!

Lin: okay! Pick you up in like 30 minutes?

You: sounds good!

You set your phone down and pulled on some boots. You walked into your kitchen again and grabbed some microwave waffles. Putting them in the microwave you grabbed a plate and the syrup. The microwave beeped and you pulled the waffles out. You made your way to the table after grabbing your phone, you sat down and ate breakfast while scrolling through Tumblr.

There was a rhythmed knock at the door. “It’s Lin!”

“It’s unlocked!” You called and stood to put away your plate.

Lin walked in your house wearing his gray sweater and a black coat over it. He closed the door behind him and shivered. You walked over to him and into his arms, he kissed the top of your head as he held you. He let go of you and you grabbed your signature bomber jacket and hand and hand you and Lin left your house and got in his car.  

You stared out the window and watched the streets fly by. Eventually, you reached the wide open fields, you smiled. “Y/N?”

You looked at Lin, “Yeah?” You asked.

“You okay?” He reached across the console for your hand.

“I’m just a little homesick.” You said. “There were fields galore back in Texas, it was beautiful, especially when they planted cotton or sunflowers. It was amazing.”

He smiled at you, “I’d love to see that.”

You smiled back at him. “Maybe you will.”

You arrived at the fair and began walking around, you stopped to get apple cider and you looked for the next thing to do.

“Oh! Let’s go in the corn maze!” Lin said bouncing.

“Okay,” you laughed.

You walked into the maze and looked around. Eventually, you came to your first turn. You went right and continued walking. You turned and turned, occasionally going back to go on a different path.

You came to a dead end and looked behind you. Lin wasn’t there, “Lin?” You called out. You walked back and retraced your steps. “Lin!”

You were alone and lost in a maze, great. Who knows where that bundle of joy went? “Lin-Manuel Miranda,” You called.

You walked in circles, suddenly a hand grabbed yours and whipped you around. You looked and saw a smiling Lin. “Where the heck were you?”

He didn’t answer your question, instead, he said, “Come on, I found the way out.” He lead you around the corner and after a few turns the maze opened up to the fair again. “See?”

“Good job! But next time don’t run off without me,” You said glaring at him.

“Yeah, sorry about that,” He said looking at you.

You hugged him and buried your head in his shoulder. “I’m cold,”

Lin laughed, “Wanna head back home?”

You nodded and looked at Lin. You leaned forward and gave him a quick peck on the lips.

February 21, 2017.

There were three sharp knocks at the door. You smiled to yourself and made your way quickly to it. You opened it to reveal a tired looking Lin. You opened it wider and he walked in.

“Hey Lin,” you looked after him and closed the door.

You stared at him as he made his way through your house, he put his arms out behind him like he was going to fly and he fell sideways onto your couch with a big plop.

You laughed, “Same.” You walked over to the chair in front of the couch and sat down. “Long day at work huh?”

He simply groaned in response. “Okay, well I’ll go change and we can stay home.” You began walking to your room and Lin sat up and looked at you in confusion. “What?” You pondered.

“Today’s the 21st, were supposed to go on some kind of special date.” He looked up at you.

“Lin,” you walked back over to him. “Not every date has to be extravagant. Just being in your company is enough.”

His expression softened and he looked down and put his elbows on his knees. “But Y/N..”

“No Lin, you’re exhausted,” you looked at him, his ruffled hair and the bags under his eyes. “We’re just gonna relax tonight. Okay?”

“Okay.” He said smiling up at you. “You’re the best you know that?”

“Oh, I know,” you said before turning into your room and changing into on of Lin’s shirts and some shorts.

You stepped back into the living room and walked to the kitchen. You grabbed two sodas and popped some popcorn into the microwave. You looked through the kitchen window into the living room and saw Lin kneeling down at your movie cabinet.

“Disney?” He called.

“Of course!” You responded. “Uhm how about lion king?”

He sighed. “I’m gonna cry if we watch that.”

You laughed. “Yeah, your probably right.”

“Brave?” He looked into the kitchen at you.

“Sounds good.” He picked the movie from the cabinet and began setting it up.

You grabbed and large bowl and took the popcorn out when the microwave beeped. You poured the popcorn into the bowl and grabbed the sodas. Heading into the living room you saw Lin with a blanket and the remote. You set the bowl down on the coffee table with the two sodas.

“Ready?” He asks as you slipped under the blanket and laid on top of his splayed out body. Your head rested on his chest and he placed an arm around your waist.

“Yup.” You wiggled into his embrace and grabbed the popcorn and set it just below Lin’s arm.

He pressed play and set the remote down. You grabbed a couple of pieces or popcorn and watched as the intro played. Eventually, the sodas were empty and the popcorn bowl was empty. You both sat and watched. Merida, the main character, had just left the witch’s hut and Lin’s breathing was slow. You moved your head around to see his eyes closed and his head resting on the back of the couch. You smiled at the sight, he looked so peaceful. You relaxed into his chest as his grip unconsciously tightened around you. Eventually, you fell asleep as the credits began.

February 22, 2017.

Your eyes opened as light filtered through the window. You noticed that there was a warmth underneath you. You looked down at your waist and saw Lin’s arm loosely draped over you. You looked back trying to be as still as you could.

You smiled at the sight before you. He had his arm above his head and his head was resting on it. His hair was still ruffled and his mouth was slightly open.

“Lin,” you said, knowing you wouldn’t be able to get up with waking him. “Lin,” you said a little louder.

He groaned and ran his hand over his face. “Y/N? What are you doing here?”

You laughed. “Well, this is my place.” He looked around when you said that.

“Oh,” you turned your body all the way around and kissed him gently.

He brought his arms around and held you close. You settled your head on his shoulder. “I wouldn’t mind waking up like this every morning,” Lin said quietly.

You smiled and kissed him on the cheek. “Yeah, I wouldn’t either.” He smiled down at you. “You hungry?” You asked and began to get up.

He looked after you holding his arms out like a child wanting his mother to pick him up. “Nooooo, come back.”

You laughed and walked towards the kitchen. You opened the cabinets and looked up. A blanket was wrapped around you along with a pair of strong arms. “I’m too tired to eat,” Lin mumbles and rests his head on your shoulder.

“Well so and I but I’m also too hungry to sleep.” You fell back into his embrace. “Cereal?”


Jeonghan as your boyfriend:
  • He’s so loyal and down for you it makes you think where tf has this boy been all my life
  • He’s always playing with your hair braiding it and trying different hair styles out on you 
  • You guys get bored of movies hella fast
  • Once he loses interest he’ll just turn off the tv and get up 
  • “c’mon we’re going out”
  • and you’ll just sit there like ???? bitch where
  • Y’all are hella sassy to each other
  • When he’s sarcastic to you he wouldn’t expect you to snap back and once you did he’d just stand there smirking at you surprised
  • “yah i didn’t know you had that in you”
  • You guys are always pulling pranks on each other you guys have a lowkey war going on and when the other members see you guys messing around and chasing each other during their down time at practice they’ll all be like wtf i wanna join
  • You both are always too lazy to cook and spend majority of your day playing around or going to the park and running around the playground so you guys usually end up eating like ramen almost every night
  • He’s always tryna feed you, even ramen when it’s super hot he’s there shoving it front of your face and you’re just like chill
  • Whenever you guys go shopping lord it takes forever for you guys to leave just one store
  • You spend half an hour alone just trying on sunglasses
  • “no u try these on and give me those wyd”
  • “yah this is so much better those were awful”
  • “so you’re saying they look awful on me?”
  • “jagi don’t start”
  • You’re always teasing each other most of the time in public
  • “whose baby are you?”
  • “DON’T EVEN”
  • He’s sooooOOOOooo into pda and kisses you infront of the other members and they’re all just like gross can yall not
  • He loves that shit bc he loves attention and he knows they’re all highkey jealous of your relationship
  • Whenever you’ve had a long day he’s right there to talk and he’ll just sit there and listen to your rants and he’ll be so understanding and he’ll just pull you into his chest and run his fingers through your hair
  • When he’s had a long day he just lays his head on your lap and naps bc you’re playing with his hair and it relaxes him so much so he gets super comfy and just falls asleep within like 5 minutes
  • You take pictures of him sleeping bc you think he looks rlly cute and if he finds out about them he’ll tease you 25/8 about it
  • “im going to bed now get your camera ready”
  • “Oh my god you’re so annoying it was only one time!!!!”
  • “one time really?”
  • “ok a few times bye”
  • He loves making you laugh all the time
  • He serenades around the house following you everywhere purposely trying to annoy you
  • You’ll get fed up and throw a pillow at his head
  • “yah that’s the last time you’ll get to hear me sing for you”
  • “nooooo come back pls”
  • He’s super protective always looking to make sure everyone treats you with the respect you deserve and if anyone is shitty to you he won’t hold back from speaking his mind
  • He’s just everything you’ve wanted in a boyfriend and your relationship is so lit 


It’s team iris biatchhhhhh


IRIS looks like she is from another decade I LOVE HERRRR


So cute

Iris is me when my boyfriend isn’t there and other people have PDA


Well he CAN come back in like 30 years?


Hahahahha okay Joe calm down


The suit?


Cecyl is mood and oh the lofttt

Maybe some speedforce shit will happen

Iris babyyyyy


He is so fast BOIIII

Wow okay thus us fast if I’ve ever seen it

A samurai?


Oh hey we can’t bring barry back sorry another time villain

M scared

Fuckkk that’s very scary okayy

That was so tacky fuck you



You can bring a flash from another earth or something

I mean you would have done it


Guys cisco is a saint stop it

I mena we can do it over star…

Hahahahahah im sorry

Iris you’re very pessimistic and okay okay girl

Cisco same

I need some coffee he says and goes to a bar

Ahahahahahahahahaha smooth cisco

I love their banter and HER LOOKKK


Hus eye is so scary wthhh

Caitlin looks scared about that guy what the fuck

Help a boy out

Cisco is actually the best

abbiedail  asked:

Nooooo!😢😭😭😭 Big bang should come back for Halloween and thanksgiving and christmas *huggles all of BB* I'll miss ju all


My birthday is coming soon ~ Brooklyn

If the Gotei-13's zanpakuto were randomly swapped...

As requested by duende71. :) And also bigotaku2118. ;)

It time to pretend that everybody’s zapakuto power has been randomly swapped with that of another soul reaper. And yes, I have done the swapping using a random number generator. Let’s see how everyone reacts!

1. Gin & Tosen

Gin: I, ah, certainly hope that I myself will be immune to the effects of the bankai.

Gin: Otherwise there will be a lot of - groping around.

Tosen: A super fast zanpakuto, huh?

Tosen: That’d be great if I could aim.

2. Ikkaku & Matsumoto

Matsumoto: A Squad 11 sword, huh? Great if I just want to whack my enemies to death.

Ikkaku: ASH?!


3. Sasakibe & Yachiru

Yachiru: Oooh, a lightning zanpakuto! Cool!

Sasakibe: …it’s like I’m in a gang now.

Sasakibe: A super adorable gang.

4. Hitsugaya & Kyoraku

Kyoraku: Well! Aren’t I lucky? Hitsugaya’s zanpakuto powers are extraordinary.

Hitsugaya: What the -

Hitsugaya: The power keeps changing??


5. Byakuya & Hisagi

Byakuya: I wonder why the lieutenant found these so hard to control.



6. Hinamori & Kenpachi

Hinamori: …

Hinamori: Oh dear. How, um, not subtle.

Kenpachi: …

Kenpachi: Flinging fire is dull as shit.

7.  Aizen & Yamamoto

Yamamoto: Controlling perception. How - uncouth.

Aizen: Now I can kill my enemies in a dumb way, just as I’ve always dreamed.

8. Rose & Hanataro

Hanataro: I-I can’t heal people with this!

Rose: I’m all for a slow buildup.

Rose: But healing a bunch of people *before* you can make any attacks? 

Rose: That’s so counterproductive.

9. Omaeda & Rukia

Rukia: I-I miss Sode no Shirayuki! This is not elegant at all!

Omaeda: Ice feels like such a non-sturdy and lame power!

10. Ukitake & Shinji

Ukitake: Nooooo! Dual swords, come back!!

Shinji: Well.

Shinji: Time to work on my rendition of “Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better.”

11. Soi Fon & Yumichika

Yumichika: Two blows is all, now? 

Yumichika: I will never be able to enjoy my fights like this.

Soi Fon: …

Soi Fon: It seems that Yumichika is very good at keeping secrets.

12. Renji & Kurotsuchi

Renji: …

Renji: Um I don’t think this power suits me much. At all.

Kurotsuchi: Well maybe if I add some poison I can make this something other than totally useless.

13. Kira & Kensei

Kensei: Yes, because whoever has the heavier sword will certainly lose.

Kira: Well at least I can still punch people to their knees.

14. Unohana & Komamura

Unohana: All of the damage, none of the actual fun.

Unohana: What a sad zanpakuto ability.



Komamura: I-I’m flying!

Komamura: I’m flying!!

Komamura: BEST. DAY. EVER!