nooooo come back

Ignoring the heteronormativity of “Cinderella”, Yuuri reminded me of Prince Charming for a bit in Episode 9

Looking for the perfect fit for the hug that got away, like

Nope

NOPE

Uh… no.

Yuuri, NO!

The king be like “wut”

“NOOOOO COME BACK YOU’RE MY ONLY HOPE LET ME LOOOOOVE YOU”

“I guess I should give up”

And then, the perfect fit:

Finally.

So I finally decided to show my mom Yuri!! on ice. She actually dose like figure skating.

Mom: So this is the figure skating anime you’ve been going on about… And showed me the trailers to?
Me: Yaass, just watch (sitting her down in front of laptop)
Mom: (gets to ep3)….. wth?
Me: It’s beautiful right??!?!
Mom:…… I can’t even with you
Mom:…. (Gets up to leave)
Me: Nooooo wait come back!! It gets better I swear!!
Mom: You mean gayer?
Me:……. Maybe
Mom:*sigh* (walks away)

I got a phone call from the company I bought my plane ticket from and I was randomly selected for $999 in credit towards my next flight so I was all “HECK YEAH SEEMS LEGIT” so I followed through the steps and a representative asked me if I was at least 30 years of age
Nope
Will I be 30 in the next 3 years?
No
Oh alright well have a nice day