nooo don't do it


I thought this post was really cute so here’s datekou

anonymous asked:

James: "Okay Harry, I'm sorry to do this but, you have to read the last message that you got" Harry: "Oh nooo... come on James, we're pals, don't make me do this" James: "I don't make the rules, now hurry up and read it or I'm just gonna steal your phone and read it myself" Harry: "Okay... okay... lord have mercy" (1)

James: “And it has to be the last message that you got, I trust you” *Harry pretending to be annoyed*: “Ugh.. okay” and then Harry opens his phone, and checks his iMessage and… Harry: “Oh! I haven’t read this one yet so let’s hope it’s not inappropriate!” *crowd laughs* James: “Don’t keep us waiting, lad.” Harry: “Okay! Okay… so… the message says…” (2)

Harry: “Good luck tonight, baby! I’m so proud of you. I know that you’re gonna smash it! And I’m sorry I won’t be there.. but you know that I’d sit in the front row if I could! But we don’t want that now, do we? I mean, can you imagine how loud I’d be screaming and cheering? It’d be embarrassing! *crowd laughs* (3)

And then, Harry reads the next few lines in his head… and he can feel his eyes welling up with tears. Harry: ”…But I just want you to know that, I love you more than anything in the world, and I’m so, so, so proud of you…“ his voice cracks at the end, he’s not going to cry, he’s not going to cry… "You’re my baby, and I’m so proud of you. You’ll always be my baby. I love you, babycakes. Now go and show them who’s boss!” (4)

The crowd is quiet… and he’s afraid to look at their faces, so he just locks his phone and tries not to burst into tears… James: “Oh, wow… that was such a sweet message, mind if I ask who was the sender?” Harry, with his eyes still wet but with a little smile on his lips: “Let’s just call them a Sweet Creature.” (5)

yeah, i’ve got some questions:

  1. how dare you
Me at family gatherings
  • Aunt i only see during special occasions: Oh, you've gained weight!
  • Me: (all smiles while returning her hug) i know! So did you!
  • Homophobic, sexist uncle: what, you still don't have a boyfriend?
  • Me: boyfriend no, girlfriend yes. (Laughs in his face)
Introverts At Parties (Social Anxiey)
  • Friend Billy: Hey, wanna come to a friend’s party? It’s gonna be really cooool!
  • Introvert (in head) : I’d rather be at home just eating a bag of chips and watching netflix but since you’re my friend and I don't want you to think I am an anti-social weirdo I'll act like I want to go....
  • Introvert: yeah sure :)
  • *goes to party*
  • Introvert, in head: nonononono.. why did i come to this? I don't know anyone here. *anxiety* ok, ok. just calm down. Let's just find a space were no one will talk to me and just chill there. Ok? OK.... THERE'S SOMEONE COMING. OH NOOO. WHAT DO I DO? HE LOOKES INTIMIDATING, I DON'T KNOW HIMMMMMMMM HE--
  • Extrovert: Hey, so are you new here? I haven't seen you before...
  • Introvert: Yeah. Billy's my friend, he invited me here.
  • Extrovert: Oh cool, Billy is so nice. Well, nice talking to you, cya :)
  • Introvert: bye...
  • Introvert in head: Ok that wasn't that bad. I'm overreacting, parties are cool, I really just need to calm dow- THERE'S SOMEONE COMING HELP!!!!!1!
  • *cycle repeats infinitely*

anonymous asked:

Do u ever feel self conscious about how u dress/how do you get over it? Sometimes i want to wear certain things but don't have the confidence to do it

nooo lmao im in class wearing fishnets rn!!! i dont give a fuq!!! I used to care a lot but its just something you have to get comfortable with over time. Early teens is the worst

Steven Universe Episodes
  • When a lighthearted episode focussed on character development is released: "That was cute but I hope they advance the plot soon"
  • When an intense plot episode is released: "NOOO!!! DON'T DO THIS TO MY BABIES JUST LET THEM BE HAPPY!!!!!"

anonymous asked:

Nooo don't apologize for anything! You do so much for us with the reccing and helping people find lost fics and you're always so nice even when people are rude. I'm so happy I found your blog, you always make me feel better when I'm down. Seriously, thank you so much for everything you do. (and I hope you feel better soon!)

Thank you so much 💙

how dou you become like ?????? relevant ??????

ONS Characters Play Slender
  • Okay so I was watching 11 Drunk Guys Play Slender and imagined it with the ONS characters. I couldn't get the image out of my head so here are them saying some lines that were said in the video
  • --------------------------------
  • various screaming
  • Shinya: AAAAAAAAA
  • Kimizuki: HOLD SHIFT
  • Shinoa: Run run run run run
  • Yuu: I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying
  • Guren: WHAT'S GOING ON
  • Yoichi: It's not blurry anymore
  • Mistuba: I told you his laptop sucks!
  • Yuu: Shut the fuck up-!
  • ~
  • Yoichi: Why did it happen? Why did that happen?
  • Kimizuki: Because he stood still- If you look up or you stand still you get FUCKED up
  • Yoichi: But why?
  • Yuu: When Slenderman gets close to your camera sucks dick like in Marbles Hornet
  • ~
  • Mika: It's at the house
  • Guren: It's so scary in there, go in there. Go there
  • Yoichi: To your right, to your right, to your right, to your rAAAAAA
  • various screaming
  • aaaAAAAA
  • Kimizuki: OH SHIT!!!
  • Shinoa: *delayed scream* ahhhh
  • ~
  • Yoichi: Someone else play-
  • Shinoa: Mistuba
  • Yoichi: I can't do it, it's too hard!
  • Shinoa: Mistuba
  • Mistuba: I'm not fucking doing this!
  • ~
  • Guren: Take a sharp left
  • Shinya: Nooo not that sharp
  • Kimizuki: If you don't get the pages he's going to fuck you in the ass
  • Ferid: That's what I'm talking about
  • Yoichi: It's a corner, get out of the goddamn corner
  • Shinya: Okay this is reallyyy scary now
  • Mika: Look for the pages now
  • Mika: Slenderman was right there-
  • screaming
  • Guren: What are you doing?! Grab the damn page!! GRAB THE FUCKING PAGE
  • ~
  • Yuu: Why don't we have a gun?! WE need to shoot him
  • Guren: Who goes to the park and doesn't bring a weapon? What kind of park is safe at NIGHT?
  • ~
  • Yuu: DO IT
  • Mika: Don't
  • Kimizuki: NO- Why are you going towards the house?!
  • Mistuba: STOP IT. Mika go play, get him away from the house
  • Guren: I CAN'T DO THIS
  • Mitsuba: NOOOO
  • ~
  • Yoichi: Why is this so frightening
  • Yuu: I need a dick up my ass
  • Guren: You are such a homosexual
  • Shinoa: House that shit up
  • Shinya: It's all about that house
  • Shinoa: Go right, go right, go right
Seventeen in the morning
  • S.Coups: so chill, just stares into space. laughs at everything
  • Jeonghan: scarily quiet, looks like he's scheming
  • Joshua: sleeps through his alarm for about 20 minutes. someone else eventually has to haul themselves out of bed and turn it off for him
  • Jun: eats 237383930 slices of toast and stares into space
  • Hoshi: forgets where he is
  • Wonwoo: disoriented as hell, bumps into everything
  • Woozi: either really chill and mellow or in a really bad mood, in which case he avoids everyone and keeps to himself
  • DK: "Seokmin wake up we have a shoot today" "*still pretty much asleep* nooo it's fine we don't have to do that" "we also have a concert" "no no we don't have to do that either just go back to sleep k"
  • Mingyu: falls out of bed and hurts himself. uses soap instead of toothpaste
  • The8: "minghao are u awake" "yeah totally" *goes back to sleep*
  • Seungkwan: either really happy or "fuck this fuck you fuck everyone fuck your first born child fuck your breakfast fuck all of you don't fuckin speak to me"
  • Vernon: "ugh UGH ughhhhh ughhhHHH ughhhhh uggggghhhHhHhHh ughhhhhhhhh hhhhhh hhh hhhh hh h y tho"
  • Dino: probably makes pancakes for everyone else
  • Emperor Palpatine: It is time to officially introduce you to the galaxy, Lord Vader, as the Supreme Commander of the Imperial forces and my right hand.
  • The voice of Anakin Skywalker inside of Vader's head: *in panic* Another official party?! Do we have to make a speech?! I don't want to talk to the senators! Nooo!
  • Darth Vader: Do you wish me to make a speech, Master?
  • Emperor Palpatine: Your mere presence will be menacing enough.
  • The voice of Anakin Skywalker inside Vader's head: phew
  • Darth Vader: phew