noodle stir fry

Today’s lunch consisted of an amalgam of things lying around in my fridge 😂Rice noodles with stir fry vegetables, roasted crispy spicy chickpeas feat. my pretty lousy attempt at an avocado🌹 but hey it’s all #vegan 💓🌱😏

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TODOMOMO DRAMA CD TRANSLATION

Here is the translation to the drama cd link for “ENNICHI GA KITA” that @akeemi-life posted previously. Sorry it took me so long to post this. I’m going to make an additional post later on to explain my thoughts on it and etc. I really like this drama cd, honestly SO MUCH TODOMOMO FLUFF ITS CUTE. ENJOY!

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Shouto: Sister, I am Shouto, sorry for calling you during work, I have plans so I’m going to be late back home. You don’t have to cook for me. MM, I understand.

It’s more than plans, I ended up seeing a bulletin board during when I attended a club. That’s right, no doubt I do admire “this guy” (I think he means his father).

Yaoyorozu: Boku no Hero Academia Drama CD: ENNICHI FESTIVAL IS HERE!

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How would the RFA + V and seran to an Mc who is a really bad cook but when she made their favorite food it surprisingly turned out great. How would they react?

Yoosung:

  • Sweet bean baby really doesn’t like your cooking
  • bUT OF COURSE HE’D NEVER EVER TELL YOU THAT BECAUSE YOUR PRECIOUS HEART
  • He usually makes excuses on why he can’t eat your cooking (e.g. “I ate already!”)
  • But he couldn’t get out of it this time because he’s weak can’t say no to you
  • When he finds out you made one of his favorite foods, omurice, he’s so downcast
  • Yoosung just doesn’t want to hate his favorite food why does the world do this to him
  • With a trembling hand, he lifts his fork up to this mouth and takes a bite
  • The dish itself didn’t look bad, but hey, you never know
  • His face was ready to fight off the look of disgust but surprisingly, he went in for another bite
  • h o l y crappoli this was amazing 
  • He’s constantly praising you inbetween bites
  • Really proud of your drastic improvement!!
  • He can finally start to cook together with you without the fear of causing a house fire

Jaehee:

  • You can bet that Baehee does most of the cooking in the house
  • She usually receives a packed lunch from you before she heads out for work
  • But once she reaches work, she tends to throw it away and goes for buying lunch instead
  • She feels really bad for doing so, but she can’t help it, your food makes her feel icky
  • Today was her day off, so she couldn’t get out of eating your cooked lunch and you refused to let her cook instead
  • The menu item for today was a bento
  • Knowing with your skills, gas station bento sounded more appetizing at this point
  • When she saw the look of anticipation on your face, she sighed and reached for her chopsticks
  • Upon taking a bite, her face instantly turned into one of enjoyment
  • “MC, can you pack this for my lunch? It’s amazing!”
  • She’s so relieved that all the practice turned your cooking a complete 180 towards a better path

Zen:

  • You were always trying to cook him healthy dishes
  • Vegetables were always bland and mushy, meat wasn’t seasoned properly, rice was overcooked, something was always off with your cooking
  • He usually ate before coming home, so there wasn’t a need for you to cook for him
  • Not after he ate that dish that left him on the toilet for hours
  • One day you decided to surprise visit him at his studio and you made goldfish bread for everybody
  • When you walked in with the basket he greeted you, asking you what it was
  • His face paled upon hearing that it was made by you and not bought from the cart outside his house
  • Not wanting to cause a scene, he anxiously watched everyone on set take one and bite into it
  • You can imagine his surprise when everybody began devouring them one after another
  • Once he took a bite of his own fish, his face lit up with utter joy as he grabbed another fish to murder eat
  • As time went on, he learned that your baking skills were waaaay better than your cooking

Jumin:

  • Jumin Han, proud and powerful businessman, was afraid of your cooking
  • You rarely got to do it since there were personal chefs, but when you actually got to do it oh b o y
  • Because he loves you so dearly, he’ll try to eat most of it before telling you that he isn’t very hungry
  • He is very ecastic that you think of him enough to cook for him though, so it never goes without a ‘thank you’ and forehead kiss!
  • Tonight was one of the times you got to cook dinner and Jumin spent atleast 45 minutes mentally preparing himself
  • You decided to make a favorite of Jumin, steak
  • When you brought it out to him, he made sure to have some wine at hand for when he needed to wash down the taste
  • He proceeded to cut out his bite and much to his surprise, it was very flavorful and…
  • and well, not disgusting
  • After happily eating the rest of it, he asked if you did anything different this time while cooking
  • You admitted that you’ve been taking a cooking class in your spare time, and he was very pleased upon hearing that
  • Now you were urged to cook more frequently and maybe replace the chefs

707:

  • Saeyoung isn’t a picky eater
  • He’s said himself that he really doesn’t care about flavor and that he only needed HBC and PhD Pepper
  • But knowing his diet, you pushed to cook for him everyday so he would be healthier
  • True to his word, he really didn’t care about the taste of your cooking, it was just really bland to him so he had no problem scarfing it down for your sake
  • On the days where the dish actually was bad, he’d still eat it all and compliment you for it (not without a ‘thank you’ either)
  • Around lunchtime he was called out of work as per usual for food
  • This time though, he was greeted by a heavenly smell
  • The smell was stir fry noodles, something he actually kind of liked
  • He took his usual seat next to you on the stools and thanked you before digging in 
  • For the first time, he genuinely enjoys the taste of your cooking
  • You even had to serve him seconds, which is a first!
  • When he finishes helping you clean up, you’re immediately picked up and spun around, “Saeyoung iF YOU DON’T PUT ME DOWN I’M GOING TO THROW UP”
  • To tame his suspicions, he hacked into your search history only to find heaps of recipes and cooking tutorials
  • He should definitely ask if you can make Honey Buddha Chips now

V:

  • This precious, amazing, holy man
  • A man who we do not deserve
  • Eats every single thing you make with no complaint whatsoever
  • All Jihyun does is love and praise you and your cooking with many, many compliments, no matter how awful it actually is
  • Bless his soul
  • You could bring him a slice of burnt toast and he’d still eat it with a smile and thank you for it I swear to god
  • One day you served him this huge ass plate of pasta
  • And only the lord knows how much this man l o v e s pasta, because MAMA MIA
  • Imagine this skinny, lanky man engulf a large plate of pasta
  • He did mentally take note that compared to everything else, this pasta was freaking amazing give him more
  • After watching him literally absorb that plate, he has the biggest smile plastered on his face as he asks for a second plate
  • After he finishes the second plate, the shower of compliments wave onto you during the couch cuddle session
  • Eventually Jihyun passes out though because food coma
  • Please protect him, he’s too good for this world,,

Unknown:

  • The first time he ever took a bite out of something you made, his face immediately scrunched up in disgust
  • You know that he dislikes your cooking, but you’re determined to get better
  • Ever since then, you’ve cooked atleast one of his meals everyday, much to Saeran’s dismay
  • He loves you, so he’ll begrudgingly take a few bites out of it until he ultimately says that he can’t eat anymore
  • Try and try as you might, it always ends up with the same result every day
  • Until one day you see him snacking on some Pepero and immediately remember his love for sweets
  • So you try exactly that for breakfast
  • When he walks into the kitchen the next morning, he’s surprised to smell something sweet wafting through the air
  • You gesture him to sit down while you bring a plate of hotteok to him (basically pancake with cinnamon-peanut syrup filling)
  • He slowly takes the first bite, and afterwards he’s instantly hooked
  • “You finally made something  good, MC,” his words are muffled through his mouthful
  • But his dorky smile was the best part
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I chopped up some chicken thighs and marinaded them for a while in a mixture of soy sauce, root ginger, garlic, thyme and a little honey, then threw in some spring onions. Then I sautéed the chicken in a little olive oil until cooked through. I also quickly boiled some wholewheat noodles, which I then drained and stirred through the chicken mixture before sprinkling over some reserved spring onions and serving.

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I wanted to share a quick recipe for fried tofu even though it’s not totally necessary because tofu is one of my favorite things. 👌👌
I didn’t do anything fancy but, hey, that makes it pretty simple and easy to use in any recipe you want. (Here I am having Literally Just Tofu TM -I did add some soysauce and red pepper flakes but.)
Ingredients:
Extra firm tofu
Sesame seed oil
Soy sauce
Rice vinegar
Finely minced garlic, about two cloves
You’ll also need:
Cooking oil
A refrigeratable marinade container
A spatula
Some kind of mixing instrument
1. Press the tofu
-remove the tofu from the packaging and drain
-put the tofu on a plate, wrapped loosely in a towel (put napkins or paper towels between the tofu and towel if you’re worried about lint)
-balance something heavy on top; I usually use a large pot/pan and multiple heavy cans. make sure that the weight is even and not too excessive or the tofu may split open and fall apart while frying
2. Marinade
-mix sesame seed oil, soy sauce and rice vinegar in a small container in approximately even portions (I usually go kind of light on the sesame seed oil because it’s pretty strong) and the garlic and stir
-cut the tofu into cubes after about half an hour of pressing. you’ll want about twelve cubes to keep them a good size for frying, or adjust for whatever recipe you’re using it for
-soak the tofu in the marinade for about fifteen minutes while refrigerating, or longer to let it absorb more if you’re not as impatient as I am
3. Fry
-heat a frying pan on medium to medium-high heat with about a tablespoon of oil. it’s good to be a bit liberal to prevent the from sticking but be careful and monitor the heat as you go as this can increase splattering
-add the tofu (I like to use a small pan and just a few cubes of tofu at a time) being extra, extra careful of the hot oil (you can use the spatula to keep your hands further from the pan) and stir/flip the tofu until it’s golden brown on all sides. add a bit more oil as you go, especially if you cook the tofu in multiple batches, to keep it from sticking, but again, be very careful! you may need to turn the heat down a bit as you go.
4. Have it with noodles or in a stir fry, or in any recipe you like 😊
(Turn the stove off and be careful when transferring to a dish.)
This may not seem like much of a little space food but it makes a really good snack which is always fun, and it’s super fun to make! The marinade is just my favorite way of doing it but you can use whatever sounds good to you. Be safe!!! Remember that the stove is dangerous for littles so get some help if you need it. Cooking is always more fun with company. ❤❤❤

Against the Desk (Chanyeol) [Smut]

No amount of holy water can cleanse what I just wrote. Good luck.

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Lunch was being delivered to Chanyeol’s office. Well, I was the one delivering it. His office was on the top floor and might I just add, the view up there is fabulous. The skyline could be seen from a far distance and at night, you can watch the sunsets or watch the city start to light up.

I reached his large tinted doors and walked inside. Of course, this would have been rude if I was just a regular employee at this company, but I wasn’t just an employee. I was also his wife. I had the liberty to walk in and out of his office as I pleased.

“Lunch is here.” I sang as I closed the door and walked up to him. He looked up from his computer and smirked, deciding to lean back and watch me approach his desk. I paced the tray on top of the desk and walked around it, giving him a hug around his neck and giving him a kiss on the cheek.

“What are we having today?” he questioned, moving to peek inside the tray.

“Well, Chicken Alfredo made with love or, stir-fry noodles made with love. You can have first pick.” I informed as he took out the two dishes.

In the end, he chose the stir-fry noodles and I got the chicken Alfredo. We sat in his office the whole of lunch, just talking about whatever. When lunch break was over, our trash was disposed of in his trash can.

In the midst of walking back to his seat, he had pulled off his suit jacket, leaving it on the back of his chair and him in in his tucked, black button up. He took it a step further and rolled up his sleeves, his Rolex watch glinting with the sunlight. I felt myself gulp, watching him. Unknowingly to me, he noticed this as well as me licking my lips while looking at him. A sight smirk made its way onto is face again as I stood up to advance towards him.

“I hope that lunch was good, sweetheart. I’m going to get back to work.” and a sweet peck landed on his lips. I made a move to pull back but his left arm wrapped around my waist, pulling me closer, turning the kiss into a heated make out. His tongue darted out to swipe my bottom lip and I allowed him access. In seconds, his tongue entered m mouth, exploring every crevice. Our tongues fought for dominance but his easily won. We soon reached a lack of air and pulled back. I laughed before I turned to walk towards the door. Just as my hand landed on the knob, he spoke again.

“That lunch was delicious. So, what’s for dessert?” he questioned, crossing his arms. I turned around from the door and almost fainted. His muscles flexed under the black shirt and I was starting to get thoughts inside my head.

“Dessert? But I didn’t make any…” I answered slowly. A dark glint crossed over his eyes before he took five strides towards me, one hand in his pocket and the other swinging by his side. When he reached me, I was backed p against the door. His left arm went up to my side, discretely clicking the lock on the way.

“Then I guess we’ll have to improvise.” a second later, his arm was around my waist again, head leaning down to take me into another deep kiss.

Oh fuck it.

My arms wrapped around his neck, pulling him deeper as he gripped my thighs. His hands slid up to grasp my ass, making me moan into the kiss as he made me jump, wrapping my legs around his waist. Turning his body around, he walked towards his desk and sat me down on top of it after swiping it clean.

“How many people saw you in this tight skirt today, huh?” he questioned, tugging at the hem of it before unzipping it from the back.

“A few…” I replied, feeling his large hands undo the zipper completely before yanking it off and leaving me in my black panties.

“Naughty little girl. Letting other people in something as sexy as this.” he said to my ear in a low voice. His hands started to slide up my thighs and rested at the rim of my panties.

“I’m sorry, Chanyeol.” I gasped when he sent a smack to my hip.

“Who am I again?” he questioned, raising an eyebrow. My cheeks turned pink as I felt the wetness pool inside m underwear.

“I’m sorry, daddy.” I quietly answered. He let out a dark smile before gently pushing my torso back until I was lying over his desk. His face lowered towards my lower region, licking his lips.

“My my, look at the mess you’ve made. I guess I need to clean it up.” he stated, giving me a look before his tongue darted out and licked a stripe up my fold over my panties. I let out a breath that I didn’t know I was holding before looking down towards him again.

Another lick was given before he tore the fabric off, tossing the remains onto his office floor. I almost whined about how much those costed but was cut off when he latched his mouth onto my clit, instead I let out a moan. My fingers ran themselves through his hair as he lightly bit on my bud, making me flinch in pleasure.

“D-daddy…people could hear..” I moaned as he started to suck. My back was arching from the desk as I tugged at his soft hair.

“Let them hear. They need to know who my princess belongs to.” he growled before diving back in.

“Aah…Daddy…give me more..please..” I moaned out, he moved and licked a line up my folds before inserting his tongue into my wet pussy. My legs made a move to close but he gripped them and held them open.

I felt myself get hotter as his tongue tasted my walls, darting in and out as I was a mess below him. Just as I thought he was going to stop, I felt his thumb run over my clit before rubbing it in circles, further stimulating me.

“I’m..I’m about to cum, daddy…” I warned him. I felt that knot in my stomach and just as I finished that sentence, he replaced his tongue with two fingers and went back to circling my clit with his tongue.

“Let go, baby girl. Cum.” he demanded, making scissoring motions with his fingers. That, along with his hot mouth had me going crazy and before I knew it, I clenched around his fingers, letting myself come undone around them.

He stood straight up, pulling his fingers out and examining them. I turned red as he looked at me and smirked. With one hand (the one that wasn’t covered in my juices), he pulled me off his desk and switched our places, leaning on it himself.

“Taste yourself.” he commanded, holding is two fingers in front of me. I didn’t hesitate to throw my tongue out and take those two digits into my mouth. I licked all around his fingers, cleaning up my wetness from them before pulling back.

“On your knees and suck.” he pointed towards the ground. I did as I was told. My hands pulled down his zipper and pulled out his long, hard cock (not even bothering to undo his belt because it takes too much time.)

I sent the tip of his dick a lick before putting my mouth around it, gently sucking. A small moan left his throat. I hollowed out my cheek to attempt to fit more of him in my mouth. My hands came up to give attention to the part of his member that I couldn’t reach.

I felt his hand take hold of my hair as my head bobbed back and forth, emitting groans from him.. My tongue licked all over his member as I sucked. At some point, he had taken control and pushed my head up and down his shaft himself. He was letting out loud moans as he did this.

“D-Damn…” and I felt his cock throb as it was in my mouth. I knew he was about to let go. My eyes trailed up to his, having a mischievous glint in them.

His eyes widened as he felt my tongue lick the underside of his dick, over the vein and suck again.

“Shit!” he growled out loud before holding my head still. I felt his cum shoot down my throat.  Once he was done, he let go of my head and I swallowed what was left of him inside my mouth.

I then stood up, taking deep breaths as I smirked at him.

“That was a great dessert.” he nodded, taking deep breaths himself before fixing his member back into his pants. I picked up my skirt and put it back on, him helping me zip it up (he gave my ass a smack before it was zipped up all the way.

My eyes caught sight of my torn underwear on the floor and picked it up. I was going to toss it in the trash before he took it from my hand and shove it in his pockets.

“I’ll keep it as a souvenir.” he smirked. I rolled my eyes.

“We’re married for God’s sake. You can see my underwear anytime.” I grinned before turning around, fixing my hair before giving him a wink and leaving the office.

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No amount of holy water is going to cleanse what you just read. Was it good?

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I posted a new ‘What I Eat In A Day’-video on my Youtube channel! It shows how I make my oatmeal, a veggie/tofu/rice noodle stir fry with peanut sauce and my current obsession, a ‘cheesy’ bean sauce :)

Late Night - Rafael Barba

Rafael x Reader

Imagine: Bringing Rafael a late night treat when he works late.

It was a late night at the office. She had finished the last page of paperwork and was ready to pack up for the night. She glanced at the clock and then at her phone. No message, so, Rafael must still be in the office. Usually Rafael would send her a text if he was going to leave for home. It looks like she was going to beat him home tonight. She packed up her computer and headed out the office. She could just imagine Rafael still slaving away in his office. Picturing his dark circles and his weary eyes, she decided to pay him a visit. Before she headed straight to his office, she stopped by a Chinese restaurant to grab take out. She knew quite well that he probably didn’t have the time to think about food.

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