nonsensical play


- Look. I’m already having a bad fucking day here. This is not what it looks like.
- What it looks like is you shot an unarmed guy in the back. Or is that not what I saw?

Happy early Valentine’s Day! This is for @whimsyalice as part of @aftgexchange!!! Yay!!! I wanted to include all your fave ships/characters, so this is more Foxes nonsense than ships! Hope you enjoy! :) 

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It starts on a Monday. The locker room is a cacophony of chattering voices as the Foxes all arrive for afternoon practice, everyone still thrumming with excitement from Friday night’s win. Neil follows the group in and past the lounge. Allison and Renee have their arms linked and heads bowed together as they make their way into the girls’ changing room. Dan and one of the freshman girls are close behind them, not even pausing their lively conversation as they disappear behind the door. Andrew pushes past the door for the men’s changing room, Neil behind him. Matt and Nicky are hot on their heels and arguing about some television show as Neil makes his way to his locker.

“I’m telling you,” Nicky says. “He’s dead.”

“No way!” Matt argues. “He’s gonna pop up next season. You’ll see.”

“Are you sure we watched the same episode?”

“They can’t just kill off a fan favorite like that!”  

Neil tunes them both out and spins the combination into his locker lock. When he pulls the door open, something falls out and clatters to the floor. There’s a moment where Neil’s heart stutters to a painful halt in his chest, his breath clogging up his throat. Somewhere in the back of his mind, memories he’s long buried try to sink their claws back in. He has to close his eyes for a moment before he can focus again. Neil slowly looks down only to find a plastic knife at his feet. He blinks a few times in confusion before reaching down and picking it up. He turns it over in his hand and sees Justin Mattews scrawled in sharpie across the handle. As far as threats go, this one definitely makes the least amount of sense. Neil gives his brain another minute to come up with a possible explanation, but when it comes up blank, he holds the plastic knife out towards Andrew in a silent question.

“Neil! What’re you doing? You’re not supposed to tell anyone who you have!” Nicky exclaims from across the row of lockers.

“Murder season is finally upon us,” Matt says. “Let the chaos begin and may the best person win.”

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Do you see yourself in each of the Mystic Messenger characters?

Something vaguely disturbing hit me so I’m just throwing this out there.

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A second part to this short scribble comic. It was funnier in my head but still. XD Also an excuse to draw them in casual (coughSorencough). I apologise for all these nonsense sketches. 


HEAVEN (reluctantly) takes the stage!!

[fusion event] [prev.]

so I was thinking about it, and (as ridiculous as this is for an English major trying to become an English teacher and novelist) if I don’t find some way of making myself do my reading homework, particularly the novels I’m supposed to be reading, I’m gonna fail all my core classes.

then I remembered that consuming art with other people makes the process WAY EASIER, and I figured maybe I might make more headway if I, like, liveblogged all my reading homework. But I have a lot of reading homework, and if I post the commentary here, my blog will be nothing but terrible-shallow-possibly-snarky commentary on The Tenant of Wildfell Hall.

This is all to say that if you want to read terrible-shallow-possibly-snarky commentary on The Tenant of Wildfell Hall, you should follow @bardreads, where I will be posting all that nonsense.

Silas, Shura and Jakob: *in unison* “You have saved our lives, we are eternally grateful.”

Camilla: “You saved their lives! Oh, my hero! And they’re so ADORABLE! LET’S ADOPT THEM!”

Silas, Shura and Jakob: “Corriiiiiiin~”

Corrin: “Oh boy.”

Introducing Ginny

“You sort of start thinking anything’s possible, if you’ve got enough nerve.”

[OOC: Look, it’s Ginny Weasley! Trying this out & still ironing out the kinks, so please feel free to send asks & also feedback/suggestions <3

a list of beatrice’s lovers

R, Duchess of Winnipeg ( innocent ‘ it’s not gay it’s practice ‘ during high school
Ernest Denouement ( one lovely summer )
Dewey Denouement ( the same summer, in a broom closet because she thought he was Ernest
Lemony Snicket ( most of her young adult / adult years
Bertrand Baudelaire ( adult to death
Lemony Snicket ( again )

Kit Snicket on a dare
Olaf in a dream, once.

anonymous asked:

So DK posts a cookie that says I fucking love you and NR is with a balloon saying the same thing now that's a coincidence I think not why can't they just come out this game playing is nonsense any logical person can see something is going on were not stupid norman I'm sure soon enough DK will out his dumb ass she's not gonna sit back for too long

no one is trying to fool anyone. One of the ladies that got a selfie with gave him that ballon. they even stated it in the caption I post with the picture. Coincidence and nothing more.