ok so if ace (and aro? not sure) ppl’s signature creature is dragons and nonbinary ppl’s signature creature is dinosaurs and my favourite pun is velautistiraptor can I be an autistic velociraptor dragon
“So I had my avatar marry Izana because apparently you can do that” resulted in a child that looks a lot like his father but got none of that laid-back personality and a whole lot of pointless energy (which he uses, of course, for evil)
cant believe fred andrews is gonna roll up, bail jughead out of jail, throw his dads ass down in the street, sign the custody of child papers, take everyone to pops for dinner, pay off jughead’s tab at pops, build jughead a bed, dresser and desk for their spare room with his own hands in the driveway, open a college fund for jughead, drive to bring his mom and jellybean home safety, make jughead a gourmet 5 course meal and buy him a dog
“chara is an evil demon who’s obsessed with murder and tries to possess frisk all the time/convince them to kill people even after true pacifist!!!”
“chara is perfect and hasnt done anything wrong!!! asriel was 100% okay with their plan!!! if you think that he was used by them you hate child abuse victims!!!”
“chara, like all undertale characters, is complicated and morally grey. it’s implied they are an abuse victim and its really quite clear they’re not murder obsessed or even WANT to kill anyone at all and they should not be unfairly (and incorrectly) demonized. however they’ve made some very poor decisions that while might not have been ill-intended still was still clearly emotionally manipulative and severely traumatizing for asriel and that should not be ignored or excused. chara is highly up for personal interpretation and whether or not you like or dislike them its important to understand the facts of the game and respect the sensitive subjects of child abuse and cycle of mistreatment.”
so i know this has been talked about but like. i had some stupid ideas.
-Reinhardt definitely wears a speedo. he doesn’t give a shit.
-Genji wears a shirt to the beach, and no one knows why. He says he’s embarrassed about showing his chest but ?????? he has no pants. also he never wears clothes?
-Reaper is the same except booty shorts.
-76 is dressed like a dad. Hawaiian shirt and khaki shorts, and a visor.
-Zarya finds a bathing suit that shows off ALL of her muscles.
-Mei wears those adorable 50s esque two pieces that are all frilly and polka dotted.
-McCree wears like normal swimming shorts but he still wears his hats and cowboy boots. it’s so stupid.
-Ana wears a bikini because she’s got a hot mom bod and WILL show it off.
-Pharah can’t swim. She wears water wings with no shame, she’s got the inner tube and everything.
-Tracer can’t go into the water because of her chronal accelerator, so she makes up for it with super adorable bikini’s. She gets sunburned hardcore. goggles tan.
-Widowmaker won’t go into the water, she just tans even though her skin won’t change.
-Zenyatta just floats over the water. he’s having he time of his life.
-Hanzo just sits in the shade, he doesn’t like to swim. but he’ll finally reveal his elusive second tiddy. He wears shorts but no shirt. lots and lots of sunscreen.
-Symmetra makes the most beautiful, intricate and amazing sandcastles.
-Junkrat is the asshole who kicks them but then feels bad later and helps her make a new one.
-Roadhog floats on his back. all day. when he comes out, he’s clean, so he makes sure to roll around in the sand so has another reason to go back into the water. even though he still has his mask, he wears little goggles over top of the mask.
-D.va has a water gun, and she won’t stop spraying everything. Hanzo yells at her a lot because he doesn’t want to get wet but she doesn’t give a shit. She also has a super cute bikini with her logo on it, because why wouldn’t she?
-Mercy is the beach mom. She brings the snacks and 5 bottles of sunscreen. She also brought 3 giant umbrellas. She wears one of those comically large floppy sunhats, and have a very cute one piece bathing suit.
-Torbjorn competes with Symmetra to make better sandcastles. It’s not a direct competition, but he just tries to one-up her the whole time.
-Lucio obviously supplies the music, bringing a boombox to listen to his own music. He joins D.va with the water gun shenanigans.
-Winston floats in the water with Roadhog. he has tiny goggles.
-Bastion can’t go in the water, so he sits under the umbrellas. He has a little sunhat that Mercy got for him and he loves it. He beeps along to the music, and beeps happily all day.
while it’s still april i wanted to make an autism acceptance post !
this post is a shoutout to every autist with a “weird”, “cringy”, and mostly otherwise unknown special interests – and i mean things that actually arent liked by tons of other people like minecraft and fnaf and undertale
im talking about all of you with special interests that no one’s heard about, that have little to no fan content, that are hard to get other people interested in hearing about let alone invested with you
i see you, i support you, and i think your special interest is wonderful and unique. you arent weird or embarrassing or boring, you are passionate and individual and that’s amazing!!
i encourage us all to celebrate each other’s niche special interests. i absolutely adore having seen all my friends speak so lovingly about their special interests and ive been introduced to so many fantastic new forms of media and information !
because the people around me have had the confidence to share their “strange” special interests ive had the joy to discover so many things ??? i never knew wordgirl existed but now i wish i’d watched PBS more as a kid. i’ve learned more about trains and betta fish than i ever thought i would ever. i’ve never thought more about the pixar cars movie, pinky and the brain, and snagglepuss in my whole life and i LOVE IT
ive heard great music, movies, art, and facts all over from the autistic people i follow all about their special interests that to most would be anything but special. i love seeing all of your care and passion and i hope that i never see that end.