none of your crap

bf!haechan
  • lmao so originally i was supposed to post some svt requested fics that are long overdue but its donghyuck’s birthday so
  • i’ll post the svt requests laturrrr im so sorry for those who requested it
  • HAPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYY BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY LEE DONGHYUCK
  • so how would it be to date this savage meme boi?
  • lee donghyuck is vvv playful, he likes teasing people 
  • mark, jaehyun, taeyong, mark, let’s just say all nct members
  • and mark especially 
  • and you aren’t an exception my dear reader
  • bc lee donghyuck is a relentless little shit, so expect to be hit with savageness
  • with no amount of mercy whatsoever
  • your relationship is based on slander tbh jUST KIDDING
  • he teases the crap out of you, and sometimes he may go over the line between playful and hurtful, 
  • but this boy still loves you
  • but he really doesn’t show it when you’re around other people
  • he feels like the hyungs would think he’s going soft when they see him with you being lovey dovey 
  • so when you’re with mark or the others, he keeps the loving to a minimum and just roasts you or anyone
  • sometimes it doesn’t seem like you guys are a couple, because he doesn’t show much skinship in public and he always roasts you HARD
  • you’re not a pushover tho reader don’t worry
  • you’ll give this lil shit a run for his money
  • “babe, jagiya, baby, sweetie, baobei, tianxin, mi amor, my love, my life, Y/N. why are you so stupid?”
  • “stop making fun of me for falling down the stairs, hyuck. you should speak for yourself. you’re the reason the sm building had to have double doors”
  • “i am not.”
  • “you may as well be”
  • you guys sometimes team up to roast mark instead when you’re tired of roasting each other poor mark
  • donghyuck is a lil bit of a cocky shit sometimes
  • does “im cute and all of you are ugly” ring a bell?
  • no?
  • like he’s cute and he knows it, i know it, the fans know it, everyone knows it
  • but he likes hearing it from you
  • he likes-no loves hearing you compliment him
  • even tho compliments are very very rare in your relationship
  • but that’s what makes it more special
  • like we all have insecurities buried in the backs of our minds and well, sometimes his resurfaces and it makes him feel bad about himself
  • and it affects him so much
  • when that happens he’s quiet and he’s emotionless and doesn’t reply 
  • and his insecurities make him feel like he’s not good enough to do what he wants to do, to be who he wants to be
  • that’s why he keeps to himself, because he feels unworthy of the things he has
  • but you always reassure him that he’s worth it
  • that he’s so special, so talented, so handsome, and he deserves everything coming his way
  • and he shouldn’t feel apologetic about that
  • and that he shouldn’t listen to anyone who thinks otherwise
  • soooooo i mentioned before that he really doesn’t show much skinship in public
  • and i think that’s because he’s a lil shyyyyy
  • because for sure, his members would make fun him
  • and well, because strangers can see
  • when it’s just the two of you though
  • he’s very cuddly
  • like, sometimes y’all are on the couch with your legs on top of his and both of you sitting on each ends, and he never lets you move your legs because he likes the feeling of them against his
  • sometimes you’re lying down on his chest, with his left arm around your waist and his right one holding the phone up to his face
  • lets just say that everytime y’all are together a part of him has to be attached to any part of you 
  • imagine cuddling with him tho
  • doing those things i said ^^
  • huhuhuhuhuhu be my boyfriend donghyuck pls 
  • what about kisses tho
  • omg
  • i imagine your first kiss with donghyuck to be a light peck
  • and it was so so sudden 
  • like you were just so cute and your face was so close he couldn’t help himself
  • and you’re both a blushing mess after you realize what just happened 0_0
  • anddd it’s cute because he likes pecking you 
  • he just does it impulsively
  • not that it’s a bad thing
  • but it’s a bad thing for your health because everytime he does it you swear you lose at least 5 years of your life
  • and it honestly happens during moments when you least expect him to do it
  • like you’re in the middle of a daily roasting session and he suddenly leans in and pecks your lips and goes back to insulting you like it never happened
  • or when you’re trying to take the frying pan from him because he should rest and you really want to cook
  • or that time when you were putting on blush and was asking him if it was even on both sides
  • its not always on the lips though
  • like you were studying once and he walked by and suddenly pecked you on the cheek and went out without saying anything
  • only to return with pizza
  • or that time when you were carrying your groceries inside your apartment and you didn’t know he came over and he says hello by pecking your nose when you’re trying to put your keys on the table beside the door
  • moving on
  • dates with donghyuck vary 
  • you have your fair share of fancy restaurant dates, amusement park dates, movie dates, cafe dates, shopping dates, pokemon go dates, ice skating dates, laser tag dates, picnic dates, study dates
  • you know what i mean
  • but you’re favorite kind of date when you’re at home with him and pigging out and ranting about how the character is an idiot and just wearing your pjs smelling like utter crap bc none of you care 
  • because it’s laid back and you both don’t have to worry about being seen and don’t need to worry about how you look because you couldn’t care less if he looks like he doesn’t know what the hell a shower is
  • and he doesn’t give two shits if you smell like you don’t know what a shower is or maybe he does. he loves you, just pls, stop being stinky
  • another thing is i can see that he’s thoughtful but not that often
  • and it makes it more endearing
  • and his way is a bit unconventional, but still sweet if you think about it
  • like, he borrowed your phone and set an alarm 
  • but the alarm was him pterodactyl screaming
  • so, all in all, it was sweet of him to help you wake up for your 8am exam but you still want to have functioning ear drums
  • “did you make it in time?”
  • “yes i did. thank you, but next time, don’t scream at me pls”
  • “you’re welcome”
  • and you don’t notice it a lot, but he really listens to what you have to say he just makes it seem like he doesn’t know 
  • but on the inside he’s listing everything that comes out of your mouth
  • ‘so she hates pineapples on her pizza’
  • ‘oh okay her science teacher is giving her a hard time. i’ll ask jaemin if he can help her with science’
  • ‘she likes yeri noona’s hair color imma ask where she had it dyed’
  • ‘she likes taeyong hyung’s highlighter, imma ask the stylist what shade it is’
  • and then you’ll be surprised the next day or week after, he’s gonna bring up what you said 
  • and it’s honestly so sweet
  • he’s caring too
  • like he makes sure you eat well and on time
  • he even texts you to make sure because he’s killing himself with worry
  • and when you’re sick he brings soup over and tries to take care of you without catching whatever you have
  • and when he’s away he always texts you goodnight and tells you to text him if you’re on your way to school or if you’re heading home
  • or if you’re going out
  • actually even if he’s in korea or not, he always hast to be notified that you’re safe and sound in whatever place you went to
  • he even has your friends’ numbers saved on his phone so he can check on you when he’s far away
  • he even makes them promise to take care of you for him
  • you shouldn’t know that tho, so keep it a secret
  • and he always brings you stuff from abroad
  • sometimes its cute sometimes its random and just plain weird 
  • sometimes its weird but very useful
  • and he won’t admit that he got them because he thought of you when he saw it
  • how can something so evil be so fluffy
  • so all in all, he may be an evil, cocky, thoughtful, talented,caring, lowkey clingy guy
  • he’s still a wonderful boyfriend
  • and dating him?
  • it’s a damn wonderful long ass ride
I’ve missed you ~ Fred Weasley x reader

Pairing! Fred Weasley x reader

Word count! 1362

Warnings! Mentions of death

You took a deep breath before walking into the school you used to call home. You hadn’t been back since the war and it hurt more than you thought it would. Yet here you were about to start your first year of teaching in the place that had taken him away from you. It was where you lost him and it hurt so much. 

 
Just think of all of the pranks we will be able to do here George, it’s massive” You heard a boy exclaim in wonder from behind you.
You turned around to be met with flaming red hair, well two sets of flaming red hair… Twins!

You smiled as you remembered the moment you first met him properly.
Fred Weasley” Professor McGonagall called a name up to be sorted and you recognised him to be one of the twins you had seen earlier on.Gryffindor!” The hat exclaimed, making the large table cheer. You somehow knew that it was a name that you wouldn’t be forgetting.

Tears started welling up in your eyes, remembering more and more things by the second.

Watch where you’re going” 11 year old you exclaimed as someone bumped into you, making you drop the books you were holding.
Sorry” The twins answered, keeping on running to wherever they were going you.

You felt a tear roll down your face at the memory, something so simple but so important. That was the first time you interacted with the boys you became so close to.

You decided to make your way to the dungeons, where your classroom was as you were now a potions professor. As you walked down the corridors you remembered more and more.

Wait up Y/L/N!” You heard someone shout out of breath, recognising the voice as Fred’s.
What do you want Weasley?” You answered feigning annoyance, struggling to keep the smile off of your face.
You and Fred were just friends but it was clear to everyone that something was going on between you two even though you wouldn’t admit it.
I was just wondering if you would maybe like to go on a date with me to Hogsmeade on Saturday?” He smirked, leaning casually against the wall.
Hm I’m not sure Weasley, why would I want to do that?” You answered trying to hide the smile that was slowly growing as you saw Fred’s hurt.
Oh you see I just thought… You know” He awkwardly scratched the back of his neck, mumbling7
You thought what exactly?” You questioned starting to feel bad about your little joke.
Oh nothing, I’ll just, I’ll just go…” He started walking away when you caught up with, spinning him around and pressing a gentle kiss to his cheek.I’ll be waiting for you in the grounds” You said before walking off to your lesson.

You could remember the date as clear as if it happened yesterday.

You waited outside in the cool winter air for Fred. The snow surrounding you made the school look and feel even more magical than it already was.
Your hands were freezing despite the mittens you were wearing to match your Y/House/C. You were shivering, when you felt two arms wrap around you, warming you up instantly.
You looked a bit cold there love” He whispered in your ear and smirked.
So what have you planned for us then Mr?” You questioned him as you made your way to Hogsmeade.
Hmm it’s a surprise but I can tell you it’s none of that Madam Puddifoot’s teashop crap!” He replied making you shake your head with a laugh.

You smiled as you thought about that moment and the rest of the morning you spent with him.
So that is two butterbears!” He exclaimed placing the drinks down on the table where you were seated next to the warm fire.
You thanked him before picking the drink up savouring the sweet taste.
Fred and yourself had spent the morning walking and in and out of shops. You obviously spent most of that time in Zonkos planning out a new prank and now you were here in the Three Broomsticks.
Later on Fred took you to look at the shrieking shack, something that you had both seen before but it did not change a thing. The snow flakes were now covering most of his red hair an dhis heeks were rosy.
You looked out at the abandoned building watching the white specks fall around you. Out of the corner of your eye, you noticed Fred looking at you, a small smile covering his face.
You turned towards the boy, blushing before asking him what he was doing.
He didn’t reply but instead cupped your cheeks before placing his lips on yours. The kiss was soft and didn’t last as long as either of you would’ve wanted.

You walked into the potions classroom and took a good look around.   

You felt something hit your head. You looked down to the floor next to your cauldron and picked the paper up.
‘Meet me in front of the room of requirement at 9’
You turned to Fred and saw the small smirk on his face and nodded.

You left the potions room and started making your way to the staffroom. On your way there you let the tears fall freely, trying to stop the sobs leaving your mouth with your hand but it was no use. By the time you got to your destination, you were a mess. You waited outside the door for a short while trying to calm down but it was no use.   

“Y/N? Are you alright?” You looked up and saw Neville, he had changed so much since you had seen him. 

“I-I-I did-didn’t think it-it would be thi-this hard coming b-back” You managed to mutter through your sobs.

“Oh Y/N, of course it’s going to be hard coming back to Hogwarts but he wouldn’t want you to be like this, Fred would want you to be happy” Neville said, lifting your body up into a standing position.

“You’re right” You breathed out in a whisper.

“Come on in, I know that professor McGonagall wanted to see you!”

You wiped your eyes dry before entering the room to be met with the faces of the other professors.

“Oh Y/N it’s so lovely to see you again, it must be hard being back here but I would like you to follow me! I have something to show you!” Professor Mcgonagall smiled in a compassionate way leaving the room.

She lead you up the moving staircases to the Gryffindor common room. 

“Fred we should go to bed now!” You yawned lying on top of him, on a sofa next to the warm roaring fire

“I don’t wanna move, let’s sleep here…” He smiled up at you, stroking your head gently.

And that’s just what you did, you slept in front of the warm fire with Fred, only to be woken up by a smirking George, throwing small bit of paper at your heads.

You knew that you would just have to get used to the memories coming back, if you were going to spend at least a year here.

You didn’t notice that professor Mcgonagall was waiting for you beyond the now opened portrait hole which you climbed through.

And there he was, he was there and you couldn’t believe it! He may have been a ghost but he was still your Freddie, the boy you had missed so much.

“Fred?” Tears welled up in your eyes for what felt like the millionth time that day.

“It’s me Y/N/N, you may not be able to touch me but it’s still me…” He smiled

“I’ll leave you two alone for a while” You heard the headmistress pronounce before leaving the room.

“Why did you do this to yourself Fred, why did you become a ghost?” You asked

“Because I couldn’t leave you! I couldn’t leave you behind on your own, and I needed to see you once again, that’s why I asked professor Mcgonagall to hire you, you always said that this was the job you wanted…” He explained

“I’ve missed you Freddie” 

“I’ve missed you too Y/N/N”

Things to avoid in dog food.

Since I keep seeing people ask over and over again in husky groups “what is a good dry kibble to feed my dog”, here is a list of things NOT to feed. All you have to do is read the ingredients, and remember that none of this crap belongs in your dog’s food:

CORN, SOY, WHEAT, BY-PRODUCTS, PROPYLENE GLYCOL, ARTIFICIAL COLORS & FLAVORS, MENADIONE, BHA & BHT, THE GENERIC WORDS “ANIMAL, POULTRY OR MEAT”

As a rule of thumb, if you can get it in the grocery store.. it’s probably mostly garbage.

Imagine being Johnny Cade's sister and being Ponyboy Curtis' girlfriend

“She’s a tough one Pony.” Soda remarks. “Think you can handle her?“ 

 "Of course!” The boy retorts happily. “She’s my best friend, and I love her." 

"You better!” Johnny butts in. “She’s my sister, and you ain’t messin’ with her heart. She’s been through too much to take another heartbreak." 

 Johnny looks at Pony carefully. Pony slowly walks over to you as you shout vigorously at Dally. 

"Shut the hell up Dallas. I’m not taking none of your crap." 

 "He’s so going to mess up.” Soda laughs nudging Darry. 

 "They’re already dating doofus.“ Darry nudges his brother back letting out a breathy laugh. 

"Hey doll. Let’s leave Dally alone ok?" 

 "Fine! But we aren’t through with this conversation Dallas Winston!” You huff angrily, but smile as soon as Ponyboy pulls you down for a kiss. 

 "No makin’ out in front of the children.“ Two-Bit yells and Darry laughs as Two-Bit motions to Johnny and Soda Pop. What a family you have.

Originally posted by coffee-bones

Wedding Crasher

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Word count: 2,105 (I swear this was supposed to be short) 

Warnings: fluff, because that’s the way I roll. 

A/N: Weddings are just happening left and right at the moment. This was a funny idea that popped into my head while I was at a wedding yesterday. Special appearance by my favorite douchebag: Lance Tucker. I hope you like it. psst, have no fear, I see you part 3 will be here! soon! I love you all!

tags: @bucky-on-a-bike @jarnesbrnes @supernatural-harrypotter7 @moody-fangirl @ladybrett9 @kinqshley

As always, feedback is greatly appreciated! 


You had met a lot of idiots in your life.

‘A lot’ didn’t actually begin to describe it, the list was endless. But no one in the world could top that list like Lance Tucker could.

He took the normal idiot, twisted, turned and crumbled it to make himself. He was what you called an epitome of an idiot, number one asshole in the world and about 10 minutes from marrying your best friend, Talia.

Lance had been the reason, you had lost contact with Talia a little over 2 years ago. She had believed Lance over you every time something happened and when you straight up told her that Lance was a cheating asshole, she had pushed you aside completely. She unfriended, blocked and reported you out of her life. You hadn’t been invited to the engagement party, the bachelorette party nor the wedding.

But when she called you up 15 minutes ago crying and begging for you to help her, you immediately got dressed and raced to your car making your way to the church. Because Talia was your best friend, and an idiot like Lance Tucker was not about to change that.

Talia had found out that Lance had cheated on her again, and that being as late as yesterday. She couldn’t handle it anymore and wanted an out. Not knowing how to stop the wedding, she had called you, because she knew that one: you always had her back and two: you always had a solution.

Cursing loudly at the traffic and Lance, you drove as fast as you could. The gps telling you exactly where to go.

A loud screech was heard as you stopped the car in front of the church. Stepping out and slamming the door shut, you ran up to the entrance. Taking a deep breath and cracking your knuckles you pushed the doors open and ran up the aisle, yelling at the top of your lungs.

“STOOOOP THE WEDDING” your running came to a halt right in front of the podium and looked up at the bride and groom. They both looked shocked beyond words and as if the blood had been drained from their faces in fear. Your eyes went wide as your brain caught up to the scene before you and you froze completely.

That was not Talia and Lance.

Turning your head to look around at the guests, you tried to find a familiar face, but to your misfortune there were none. You cringed inwardly.

“Aaah crap baskets..” you whispered loudly and turned to look at the bride and groom again.

“Steve..?” The bride spoke and looked at the groom. His eyes went wide and he quickly shook his head reassuring his bride that he had no idea who you were. Steve turned around and looked to his best man, who was already looking furious. He marched down to you and whispered harshly.

“Can I help you?!” his face was mere inches from your own and you couldn’t help but notice what a  gorgeous face it was. Sharp jaw, all cheekbones, a perfectly trimmed scruff, the chestnut brown hair pulled back smoothly in a low bun and extremely beautiful steel blue eyes that were trying their best to intimidate you.

“Nice” the words escaped your lips before your brain could catch up and his eyes widened slightly. He huffed out in disbelief at your statement.

“I mean no” you said quickly and stepped to the side to look at the bride and groom once again.

“Listen, I’m so so sorry. This one’s on me, wrong wedding to crash. Sorry” you said quickly and as apologetically as you could. The best man grabbed you by the upper arm and dragged you out of the church. Your yells of apologies could be heard throughout the church.

Once outside, he let you go and you walked fast down the front stairs to your car. He suddenly realized that you were walking away and ran after you to block your way.

“Woah woah, where do you think you are going?” he said, anger and confusion both visible in the way he spoke. You tried walking around him, but he was quick to step in front of you again.

“I have to crash my best friend’s wedding” you told him truthfully and tried walking around him again.

“Are you being serious?” the disbelief in his voice grew and you looked up to meet his eyes in a

‘what do you think?’ manner.

“Don’t I look serious? Now move” you tried once more to walk around him, but the guy had impeccable reflexes and blocked your way again. It didn’t help that he was broad and at least a head taller than you.

“You just tried ruining my best friend’s wedding, what makes you think I’ll let you go?” he exclaimed and took a step closer to you, you stood your ground and looked up at him.

“I said I was sorry!” you yelled in frustration and he just raised an eyebrow.

“Sorry?!” he was looking at you like you had grown an extra head. You had literally just barged in on his best friend’s wedding ceremony and been seconds from ruining it, and all you had to say was sorry.

“Listen I don’t have time for this I need to find West Church, and I need to crash my friend’s wedding. So move” you walked around him this time, but he held out his arm and held you back by your waist. You tried wiggling out of his hold, but it was solid like metal.

“You are seriously deluded if you think I’m letting you out of my sight. Not until Steve has gotten married” he stated as a matter of fact and tried his hardest not to smile at your failed attempts of getting out of his grip.

“God, chill, dude! I’m not after your Steve. It was a mistake I swear, wrong church” you tried explaining yourself but he wasn’t having it. Across from the street you spotted a huge sign saying ‘West Church’ and you smacked your palm to your forehead. Looking to the side you spotted the sign for the church you had just barged into: ‘East Church’. You snorted, who in their right minds would place two identical churches right across the street from one another? It’s like they were asking for a disaster to happen. You stopped fighting his hold and stood still.

“You don’t believe me, go with me then” he raised an eyebrow in question, and because you had stopped struggling he loosened his hold on you.

Before he could register anything, you removed his arm and ran.

Bucky groaned loudly and looked at you go. This was not what he had expected to happen at Steve and Peggy’s wedding. It was supposed to be a plain ol’ boring ceremony, but you had dramatically changed that by running in. Bucky had to admit, he had been scared for a second. Maybe you were one of Steve’s former flings, who didn’t understand his no’s. Bucky had repeaditly told his friend that he needed to be more straight forward. But Bucky had never seen his friend look that scared, so he had quickly figured out that you were just a girl who had accidentally crashed the wrong wedding. Or so you said at least.

A loud car honk brought Bucky out of his thoughts and he looked up to see you standing in the middle of the road, apologizing to the driver whilst patting the hood of the car. Bucky laughed in disbelief and ran after you, if he didn’t, you would surely get yourself killed and he didn’t want a dead body on his hands. And frankly he wanted to see what the hell you were up to.

He followed suit and watched you barge into the church and yell at the top of your lungs yet again. For a person who had just crashed the wrong wedding minutes before you didn’t seem to look twice, let alone once, to make sure it was the right wedding this time.

Bucky followed you into the church and took a seat. By the looks of the bride and groom, they knew you. Bucky snorted, you had actually been telling the truth about crashing a wedding. He chuckled to himself, at least it was the right wedding this time around.

You didn’t seem to think about the fact that you were standing in a church: swear words and whatnot left your mouth as you informed the entire group of guests what an idiot Lance, (who Bucky quickly figured out was the groom), was.

Bucky couldn’t help but laugh at Lance’s face expression as you flat out told him what you thought of him. The bride looked relieved and was smiling brightly. Lance took a threatening step towards you, and Bucky shot up from his seat instantly. He was well on his way to you and Lance, but stopped in his tracks midway and laughed out loud when he saw you stomp on Lance’s foot hard and flipping him off, Bucky had to put a hand over his mouth, or else his laughs would be ringing throughout the entire church.

You took the bride’s hand and walked towards her parents. She hugged you tightly and Bucky could hear the thank you’s being exchanged. He saw you smile brightly at her and told her it was nothing, what were best friends for if not to crash each other’s weddings?

Bucky couldn’t remove the genuine smile from his face as he met your eyes again. You smiled when you realized he was still there and walked towards him, victory written all over your face.

“See, I told you I had a wedding to crash” you said proudly and Bucky laughed, shaking his head at your antics. His smile never faltered.

Walking out of the church side by side, you turned to Bucky.

“Look, I’m really sorry about crashing your friend’s wedding. I truly hope it didn’t ruin anything” you said nervously and Bucky couldn’t help but chuckle at you.

“I think they’re alright” he said and gestured towards the newly wed couple coming out of the church from across the street, guests following behind, happiness written all over their faces. You smiled in relief.

“Next time you want to crash a wedding, make sure it’s the right one” he smirked and you chuckled and nodded in agreement.

“Noted” you smiled at him.

“Bucky Barnes” he said and held out his hand.

“Y/N Y/L/N” you replied shaking his hand. Looking at the handsome man in front of you.

“You have a nice face, Bucky Barnes” you blurted out and even though you squinted your eyes in embarrassment, you rolled with it. He chuckled again and held your hand a little tighter.

“You have a nice face too, Y/N Y/L/N” he said, an ever so charming smile playing on his lips.

“Why thank you” you pretended to flip your hair over your shoulder and he laughed affectionately.

“Well, you better go before your friend hates me even more for stealing his best friend at his wedding day” you said and pointed towards his blond friend who was looking at the two of you. Bucky nodded and started walking away. Before crossing the street, he turned around to look at you.

“What number do I have to call if I need a wedding crasher?” he asked, smirk on his lips and you chuckled. Walking over to him, you gave him your number, he scribbled it down on his phone and before he crossed the street, he gave you a wink.

“You better call soon, there is a seasonal discount going on at the moment” you yelled after him and chuckled, once he had crossed the street, he smiled widely and yelled back.

“I believe I’ll need this particular wedding crasher very soon” he said throwing another wink in your direction and jogged off to his friend. You looked on and had to take your bottom lip between your teeth to stop yourself from smiling too much.  

Who would’ve thought crashing the wrong wedding could lead to running into the hottest guy ever?

You waved them off and walked back into the church where Lance was being yelled at by his parents. You didn’t stop the smug grin that reached your features at the scene before you and you walked up to stand beside Talia who was also grinning from ear to ear. She hugged you tightly and apologized for everything. You smiled widely at how perfect this day was. You finally had your best friend back.

Oh, crashing weddings was definitely your new favorite activity.

Merry Christmas

| Request: “Hi! Could you write an imagine where the reader lives in America and surprises Dan by flying to London for the holidays? Thank you and I love all your imagines so much! :)” |

| Warnings: None. |

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[ Dan’s POV ]

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Christmas was pretty crap this year.

My family were on holiday, Phil went to Florida with his family, and my girlfriend [Y/N] is in America with her family.

So here I sat, alone, on Christmas Eve, all by myself in my London flat.

I don’t even feel festive.

I just feel alone.

Until I heard knocking at the door.

I ignored it, expecting it to be some carollers.

But they persisted. And a few minutes later, they knocked again.

“Ugh.”

I groaned as I got up, walking to the door and opening it.

“Surprise.”

There in front of me stood [Y/N], a red bow on her head and a shy smile on her face.

After mentally pinching myself to see if this was a dream, I scooped her up into my arms, holding her close.

“Fuck, I love you.” I mumbled into the fabric of her large hoodie.

“I love you too.” She replied.

I carried her into the living room, still in awe that she came. “How did you-” I started. But she replied before I could finish. “Philly helped me.” She grinned.

I leaned down, pulling her into a soft kiss.

“I couldn’t afford you a present, you know, because of the flight and stuff.” She apologised, she looked sad.

“You’re the best present I’ve ever gotten.” I cooed at her. Her eyes lit up and she smiled shyly, a soft blush coating her cheeks.

She stood up, wrapping her arms around my middle, cuddling against me. I held her back, swaying her softly in the dimly lit room.

We stayed like this for awhile, until she broke the silence.

“Hey, Dan?” She mumbled.

“Hm?”

She looked up at me, her eyes tired and barely open.

“Can we go to bed?”

I scooped her up once more, carrying her to my bed and laying her in it, wrapping her in blankets and my arms.

“It’s after midnight, so.” She pecked my lips. “Merry Christmas.” She said, before falling asleep.

I placed my lips to her forehead, pulling her closer. “Merry Christmas, babygirl.”

anonymous asked:

hi there! i was wondering about your opinion on something since you're basically the sloth pair queen. i've seen some people calling the ship problematic/abusive because of the age difference, do you have any thoughts on that?

Hi there~ Well, well, well… what? I’ve never ever heard of people calling Sloth Pair problematic or abusive, there are people who do that? Like, WHO does that?! I’m glad you told me, anon, because now I have a word or five to say here! Good practice for me anyway, seeing as I’m starting to study law in October, lawyers need to know how to argue, right? X’D Jokes aside though, let’s get to the point…

People say Sloth Pair is problematic or abusive because of the age difference. Now, we all know that an age difference can be problematic in a relationship when the older partner has much more experience than the younger partner and/or is taking advantage of the younger partner’s lack of experience to manipulate them. Right? Good.

Now, let’s break this into different parts. First of all, the experience or maturity. Kuro has the body of an eighteen-year-old, and as we know, in the Servamp universe, the vampires’ mental age is usually identical with their “physical” age - see the subclass kids at Misono’s who still act like kids despite being way older, or Sakuya who acts 15 despite probably being at least in his twenties. Going by that, Kuro should be about eighteen mentally too - and he sure acts like an eighteen-year-old, he’s lazy, he’s awkward, he’s immature at times. It’s true that he’s still several centuries old, but he’s been alone for the overwhelming majority of these centuries, meaning he has little to no experience with people, let alone relationships. He’s not any more experienced than Mahiru here. If anything, he might be less experienced.

Second of all, let’s get to Mahiru. Mahiru’s naive, of course, and he’s inexperienced with relationships (which is not a problem because so is Kuro), but he’s pretty mature for his age, especially emotionally, having had to grow up faster than his peers due to the loss of his mother. Mahiru is good-natured, but he won’t let people do to him as they please; he stands his ground, and if you try to take advantage of or manipulate him on an emotional level, he won’t take none of your crap and chances are you’ll get dumped or punched in the face. Don’t worry about Mahiru, he knows how to defend himself.

Then there’s another point. Kuro couldn’t manipulate, abuse or take advantage of Mahiru even if he tried - he doesn’t want to. He cares about his Eve way too much; we all know how many times he goes out of his way to protect him and ensure his safety, we all know how often he helps Mahiru out, and we all know how ticked he gets when somebody even hints at being a threat to Mahiru’s well-being. Kuro puts Mahiru’s well-being over everything else, including himself. Of course that could cause an unhealthy relationship too because only thinking of your partner’s happiness without paying a thought to yourself isn’t a very good strategy, but that’s a problem stemming from Kuro’s insecurities and has nothing to do with his age. Kuro would never take advantage of Mahiru or manipulate him, it’s completely out of character.

Long story short, the age difference alone isn’t a problem in itself; the only thing related to it that could cause an imbalance in Sloth Pair’s relationship would be a difference in maturity and experience, and it’s simply not large enough for an unequal relationship. They’re both inexperienced, they both have (mostly) the minds and feelings and personalities of boys in their later teens, and they can both get this whole romance thing figured out together as equals. An unhealthy or abusive relationship would also be out of character for both of them because Kuro prioritizes Mahiru’s well-being so much and Mahiru would dump anyone who’s not treating him well or at least do something about the situation. Besides, if you call Sloth Pair unhealthy because of the age difference, then please be consistent and say the same about all vampire-human ships, because it applies to all of them.

I rest my case.

Day 8-Will You?-Brett Talbot

Teen Wolf Imagine:#70 Prompt:#…none?

Word Count: 503

Warnings: This is crap. There’s your warning.

A/n: I don’t have much of a note for this. Enjoy?

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anonymous asked:

Takao, Kasamatsu, and Nijimura taking care of their rebellious son. Any situation is fine, is that okie senpai? owo

Takao had no idea where his son had gotten this fly away attitude from, his energy seemed to be boundless and even he was having difficulty keeping up. Chasing his son around the park for the third lap was beginning to take it’s toll. Grounding to a halt he placed his hand on his hips, bending to try and rid himself of the stitch in his side; he shouldn’t have been trusted to take care of ____. Fortunately his son took mercy upon him and came rushing back to see if he was okay. Takao was flat out when his son began poking his face “daddy wake up. You’re so lazzzyyy”. Springing back to his feet he scooped his boy up and hauled him over his shoulders, spinning until they were both in fits of giggles. Before setting him back on the ground Takao had him agree to one thing “we don’t tell mummy/daddy I lost you”

Kasamatsu sat opposite his son, who was mirroring his cross armed pose and stern facial expression. “____ eat your carrots” “No”. His glare hardened as his son pushed the plate as far away as he could and returned to mimicking his fathers posture. “____ I’m not going to ask again”. Pouting and turning his head in defiance was causing Kasamatsu’s determination to waver, he didn’t particularly like them either… but he knew his partner would never let him hear the end of it if he let his child best him at such an early age. Using the fact that his son was mimicking him he made the first move and picked up a carrot stick, hoping ____ would call his bluff and follow suit. 

 Nijimura “eat your fucking vegetables”. Child “ok”
Nijimura was horrified when he walked into the lounge to see it coated in what he hoped was washable marker. How did something so small cause this much chaos in the limited time frame of him going to the kitchen and back. Grabbing his son by the collar he hauled him over his shoulder so he could retrieve the necessary cleaning equipment without losing track of his child again. “Now ___ when we get back to the front room you’re going to clean up your own mess. I’m not doing this one for you.”

Castiel/Reader: Soul Mates Aren’t Just for Trashy Romance Novels

Summary: You and Castiel have been falling for each other for a while now but avoiding entering into an actual relationship. That all changes one night when you and the angel finally sleep together, resulting in much more than a purely physical bond. Who better to talk it out with than your twin brother, Sam Winchester? Unfortunately, your older, and much more protective, brother interrupts your conversation.

Reader Gender: Female

Word Count: 1,895

Warnings: some swearing…other than that, nothing!

part one | part two | part three | part four | part five | part six | part seven | part eight | part nine (coming soon!)

PART ONE

“Hey, Sam, remember that time you hooked up with a demon and drank her blood and accidentally released the devil and started the apocalypse?”

Sam snapped his head up from the book he was researching. “Um, yeah, Y/N I remember that.” He blinked rapidly in confusion. “Any reason for this trip down memory lane?”

“I just wanted you to remember what you did so when you hear what I did it doesn’t seem so bad.” You admitted.

Sam gulped. “What did you do?”

“Oh God,” you slumped onto the couch, head in your hands.

“Y/N?” Sam crossed the room and sat next to you. “Y/N what’s wrong?”

“I may or may not have slept with our resident angel last night.” You groaned. “And by maybe I mean I definitely did.”

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Ok time for a long post!

I received a message about my shipping post basically calling me a pedophile shipper. While I feel it shouldn’t be necessary to defend my ships, I’m going to do this anyway.

REYLO

She’s 19/20 people, not 16. 10 year age differences is not a big deal.

REYLUX

Same as above.

SNAMIONE

Lets be clear that I am not shipping an 11 year old girl with her teacher. I ship a fully grown Hermione that is no longer a student and is of age. Before you throw a 20 year age difference at me, please remember that Tonks and Lupin are about 13-15 years apart and they are the most adorable relationship in the series.

OBIKIN

Like above, I am not shipping little 9 year old Ani with padawan Obi-Wan. This is fully grown General Skywalker from Clone Wars I ship with Obi-Wan.

ANISOKA

Anakin is about 6 years older than Ahsoka. That’s pretty close to the age difference between him and Padme. But like I stated above, not shipping him with little tube top and white leggings baby Ahsoka. I’m talking teenage, angsty, having none of your crap Ahsoka. Which is basically what Anakin is. Teenagey and angsty.

REXSOKA

Again, not using baby Ahsoka here, or even teen Ahsoka. I ship Rebels Ahsoka and Rex.


These are my personal shipping preferences, but not going to crap on anyone else’s. Most of these would happen in a situation where stuff just happens and POW a relationship moves past platonic into the feelings realm. None of the older characters are actively searching for a younger person to be in a relationship with, it just happens that way. Not to mention that all of these people have been through wars and trials and that tends to age a person emotionally. All of the characters (especially the women listed above) are strong characters that can make their own choices and would not be coerced into anything resembling a pedophiliac relationship.


LEAVE SHIPPERS ALONE. STAY OUT OF THE TAGS OF SHIPS YOU DON’T LIKE. MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. QUIT MAKING FANDOM A TOXIC ENVIRONMENT WITH YOUR HATE.