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Buckle up, because the podcast gets “white and nerdy” when Weird Al Yankovic visits the studio. Everyone knows that the Almighty Weird One is a legendary songwriter and pop culture satirist, but did you know that he’s an animation geek who has done voices on The Simpsons, Batman: The Brave and the Bold, Adventure Time, Pig Goat Banana Cricket, Teen Titans Go!, Gravity Falls, Wallykazam!, and Milo Murphy’s Law?  Weird Al talks with Hector about his craft, his upcoming projects, and getting the white-glove thumbs up from none other than Michael Jackson.

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Fandom: Marvel
Pairing: Reader x Bucky Barnes
Words: 2,417
Warnings: none. but you know idk, to my knowledge there is none.
Request: yes or no
Inspired By:
A/N: Bucky Barnes story all up on your dash! also i’m sorry it’s sooo jumpy. i’m like a frog always jumpy. jk lol that is so lame kelly… anyways enjoy.
Tags: @seargantbcky

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thirtythreebetadelta  asked:

Ooh! How would the MTME bots react to illegible handwriting? (Bot or human)

Ultra Magnus would stare at the writing for a long while, expression unreadable. A single tear slides down his cheek. Who committed this atrocity? He can’t even make out the designation. He has to sit down for a bit.

Whirl nods. “Same,” he says, clicking his claws.

“You guys, it has to be some secret code! Look, look at that loop!” Trailbreaker, hush. You’re drunk af Trailbreaker. Red Alert stop encouraging him!

Cyclonus sighs heavily and shakes his head at the display. This generation, he swears! You know, back in his day Cybertronians had respectable handwriting! None of this scratchy loopy bull-

Really, you’re better off just typing.

Scott McCall Imagine

Here’s another one! It kind of just randomly popped into my head and I wrote it so its probably not very good. If you like it let me know! If you have some critiques also let me know! Requests are open so if you want me to write something let me know! I’m also thinking about making another part to this so let me know if I should!


Today had been a long day to say the least. You had your morning classes that just seemed to drag on and on. Thankfully it was lunch now and all you had to do was sit and listen to your friends’ mindless chatter. As you were walking up to your table you end up running into someone.

“I am so sorry, I wasn’t watching where I was walking!” the person apologized.

You look up through tired eyes and see none other than Scott McCall, everybody knew who he was, captain of the lacrosse team.

“No need to apologize, I wasn’t paying much attention either” you sort of mumble ready to just sit down and relax for a bit.

“Well I’m still sorry I’ll try not to do it again” he says.

“Alright well I’m going to go sit now so…”

It looks like sudden realization hits him and he quickly speaks “Right. Lunch. You’re probably hungry. Well I’m sorry again. Have a good rest of your day.” and he rushes off.

“Weird..” You thought.

You walk the rest of the way over to your table and just plop down and rest your head on your arms and start to doze off.


“Stiles do you know who that girl is?” Scott says while pointing at you from across the cafeteria. Stiles looks over to see you putting your head down

“Yeah her name is (Y/N). She’s supposed to be a grade lower than us but she skipped a grade last year. She’s like Lydia smart. Why?”

“I bumped into her while rushing in here and I was Kind of wondering who she was.”

All of a sudden Lydia and Malia plop down right in front of them.

“Hey guys” Lydia greets while Malia just starts eating.

“Whatcha talkin about?”

“ Scott was asking about (Y/N) and I told him she’s like mad genius almost as smart as you.” Stiles blurts out, Scott gives him a look because he know what the girls are going to assume.

“Oh she’s kind of cute isn’t she? She’s in one of my AP classes.”

“Yeah I guess so, have you talked with her before?” he asks

“No but she’s quiet. She only talks to a few people” She says nodding towards your table and Scott see two other people there “I think she’s shy, she never really talks in class.”

They all sit in silence for a few minutes when Malia pipes up.

“Do you like her or something? You seem to want to know more about her. I can smell your curiosity from here.”

There it is the assuming.

“No, I’ve just never seen her around that’s all.” Scott mumbles 


“We saw you talking to Scott McCall. What was that about?” (Y/F/N) says right as they sit down. You lift your head up a bit “Nothing we just bumped into each other is all.”

“Didn’t seem like nothing he didn’t look away from you until he walked away. Maybe he likes you!” Your friend suggests

“Pfft yeah okay the most popular guy in school liking me? Nice one (Y/F/N)”

“Seriously (Y/N) he could. It wouldn’t be the craziest thing to happen in this town” Your other friend says.

You all chit-chat until the bell rings and the go separate ways.

As you’re turning the corner to head to English you bump into someone “We’ve got to stop meeting like this.”


TO BE CONTINUED…? (if you tell me you want me to)

anonymous asked:

How about Shiro and Keith being brothers ?

As far as canon potential goes, here’s an excerpt from an earlier post (link mentions Sheith just fair warning)

Blood?: I don’t think so. Keith is stated to be an orphan, so even if they messed up the ages enough where it was physically possible, Shiro’s not his dad. I don’t think he’d be a blood brother either, for the reasons outlined in the next point.
Bond?: Family is a running theme in this show, Pidge’s and Lance’s being key points to who they are as people. If there were a brotherly bond between these two, in the case that they were raised together, there’s plenty of opportunities for this to have been mentioned. None of the other pilots (looking at you, Lance, Mr. “Shiro is my hero” and “Keith is my rival”) mention anything about Shiro having a brother, and as famous as he is, you’d think someone would know. There’s also how they refer to each other, not a single ‘bro’ or referring to each other as ‘brother’ in sight.
Possibility: At the outset of their friendship (or perhaps a bit later, since Keith can be prickly) Keith latched onto Shiro as someone he could actually depend on, and their interactions became deeper than friendship, like a familial bond.

My opinion really hasn’t changed since then regarding this. There are plenty of other blogs to get your brother au fix from, though, despite it not being my cup of tea. There’s some really cute art out there… somewhere. Thanks for the ask!

anonymous asked:

Hey Gray how would you feel if you saw Natsu kissing Sting?

“Probably pretty hurt. I mean- the guy I have feelings for? Kissing somebody else? That hurts.”

“I know he wouldn’t though; Natsu’s not the kind of guy who’d cheat on me. If we were broken up though… then that’s none of my business.”










Johnson to Chowder

J- As Samwell’s Men Hockey new goalie, you deserve to know the truth. This universe is a fiction. We are in a story.

C - Is it a good story?

J - Huh? Yeah, I guess so? I mean, there’s a lot of character development, and funny moments, and raw emotion, and sweet romance, so-

C: It’s a ROMANCE!!?!!!! :D

J- Yes. But sadly, none of us are the protagonists. We’re just background characters to Bittle.

C- OMG THIS STORY IS ABOUT BITTY I LOVE IT NO ONE DESERVES IT MORE THAN HIM HE’S AMAZING I WOULD READ IT ALL- Oh wait, it’s a romance?? With Bitty??!!? Who’s the romantic interest????

J- Jack Zimmermann.

C: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Avengers Chatroom: Pizza

Requested by Anon

Pairings: Peter Parker x f!Reader

Scenario: The team really wants to know who Peter’s girlfriend is. Especially Tony.

A/N:  моему маленькому ангелу - my little angel. Thank you to the Anon who let me know about the correct translation <3

Tony has created a chatroom.

Tony has invited Nat, Steve, Clint.

Tony: I have some news about Peter.

Clint: What did he do?

Steve: Leave the kid alone.

Nat: You are like an aunt who is always gossiping.

Tony: Do you want to know or not?!

Steve: It’s none of your or ours business if he did anything. He’s a good kid so I doubt it’s something bad.

Clint: Yup.




Nat: He is a teenage boy. He must have a girlfriend. This is not surprising.

Tony: I didn’t raise him like this!

Clint: You didn’t raise him at all.

Tony: Don’t any of you want to know who this girlfriend is?


Steve: Kinda.

Nat: Steve!

Steve: What? He never introduced us to her! We are his second family. We should know.

Nat: True… Okay, who is it?

Tony: I don’t know.

Steve: Well find out.

Tony: You find out!

Nat has added Peter.

Nat: So, you have a girlfriend?

Peter: No I don’t.

Tony: Then who gave you the hickeys?!

Peter: What? I don’t have that.

Clint: Tony maybe you imagined it.


Tony has added Y/N, Bucky, Sam, Bruce, Thor.

Tony: Who knows who Peter’s girlfriend?

Tony: Whoever she is, she gave him hickeys!

Y/N: That is none of your business!

Steve: That’s what I said.

Y/N: and stop mentioning the hickeys!

Peter: This is so awkward.

Bruce: Stop harassing him Tony.

Thor: What are hickeys? Is it some type of animal?

Y/N: … Yes.

Bruce: Don’t mislead Thor. We don’t need a repeat of last time.



Thor: I almost threw Mjolnir at him …

Y/N: whoops.


Peter: I don’t have a girlfriend!

Bucky: He must be telling the truth. Are we really going to believe Tony? Of all people?

Tony: Hurtful.

Peter: Can we change the subject?

Sam: I kind of want to know as well now. Who’s the lucky lady?

Peter: I am not dating anyone.

Steve: I will find out.

Y/N: Leave him alone.

Tony: Confess!

Nat: We just want to meet her.

Steve: Maybe his aunt knows.

Tony: If you don’t tell me, I will ask your aunt.


Peter: Please don’t!

Bucky: Ask his aunt.

Peter: She doesn’t know!

Thor: Perhaps she ought to.

Tony: Maybe I’ll visit her right now.

Peter: I’ll do anything! Don’t tell her!

Sam: Why not?

Peter: She should find out from me, not any of you!

Nat: So you are dating someone.

Tony: I’m only 5 minutes away.

Tony: Do you think she’ll be surprised?

Y/N: It’s me! I’m his girlfriend!

Y/N: Don’t tell his aunt!

Clint: MY SWEET Y/N?!


Y/N: Okay I’m sweet or sinful, which is it?!

Peter: … Both, babe.

Sam: Okay. Ew. Ew. Ew. I don’t need to know that.

Bucky: I would never have guessed.

Nat: Awww my two babies are dating <3

Thor: This is most adorable!

Sam: Didn’t know you had a thing for spiders.

Y/N: Oh shush.

Bruce: I assume you both have been given the birds and the bees talk?

Bruce: I will recite it just in case.

Y/N: Please don’t!

Peter: I didn’t know my cheeks could get as red as my suit…

Steve: I need pictures of the two of you!

Y/N: For what?

Steve: To frame! You’re growing up so fast!

Clint: I don’t accept this! Don’t condone this!


Steve: And why not?

Peter: This is why we were anxious to tell any of you.



Peter: Mr. Stark… I don’t mean to insult you but…I’m not your son. I should be able to date Y/N without your permission.

Tony: After all I’ve done for you… You come into MY HOUSE

Y/N: Chat*


Y/N: What do you think I’ll do to Peter?! Kill him?!

Tony: Well no. You two actually make a very good couple.

Y/N: Then why all the fuss?!

Tony: I don’t want you and him to date because Nat is your mentor. You know her famous Thighs Of Death move and what if YOU INJURE HIM DURING SEXY TIMES… IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Nat: You have already embarrassed them enough. Do you really think I’m going to let you tell моему маленькому ангелу that and live?

Tony: … I’m sorry.

Tony: Y/N, tell your mama bear to stand down!

Tony: Please!

Tony has left the chat.

Nat has left the chat.

Peter: Do you think we should go help him?

Y/N: He’ll be fine.

Steve: Well… That was certainly quite the experience.

Bucky: I’m going to go see Tony get his ass kicked. Happy days :)

Bucky has left the chat.

Sam has left the chat.

Clint: Listen here, Peter. If you hurt my little Y/N, I will shoot you. I never miss. EVER.

Clint has left the chat.

Y/N: … I guess that’s his way of giving us his blessings.

Peter: I’m very scared right now.

Thor: You would be scared only if you meant to hurt Lady Y/N…

Peter: That’s not what I mean!

Thor: I will be watching you. Closely. At all times. Wherever you may be, I will be there. Watching.

Thor has left the chat.

Y/N: … That’s not creepy at all.

Peter: Study date tonight? I’ll bring pizza and all your favorite snacks.

Y/N: Yes. Did I ever tell you that I love you? Because I do. Very much.

Peter: Are you only saying that because I’m bringing food?

Y/N: Partially.

Peter: Well I love you too.

Bruce: Maybe I can tutor you two…

Y/N: Date. Study DATE.

Bruce: Just want to make sure that studying is the only thing happening.

Peter: … So two pizzas it is then.

Bruce: Good :)

Bruce has left the chat.

Steve: What are you going to study?

Y/N: History.

Steve: Make it three pizzas.

Steve has left the chat.

Peter: Will we ever be alone after this?

Y/N: We just have to be extra sneaky.

Vision has joined the chat.

Vision: I have been informed of an impromptu study session with pizza. Make it four, please.


Vision: Five actually. Wanda will be joining.

Peter: Who eats an entire pizza?!

Vision: Six now. Pietro will be in attendance.

Y/N: I’m moving to Wakanda.

Peter: Right behind you.

Y/N has left the chat.

Peter has left the chat.

Vision: So no pizza?

Vision has left the chat.

I know none of you care about this because it’s not America, but here in the Netherlands we have a thing called Serious Request every december in the run-up to Christmas, where 2 radio dj’s from 3FM get locked up in a ‘glass house’ with very little food, to raise awareness and money for that year’s topic for the Red Cross campaign. 

This year, a little 6-year-old boy who’s terminally ill came in to visit, and he had a last wish. He wanted to raise money through polishing people’s nails. He was hoping to raise 100 euro. 

At the time of writing, there’s over 700.000 euro raised and they’re expecting to hit one million soon. Through painting nails. There’s a hashtag (#lakaan), half the country - male AND female - are getting their nails polished, and literally everyone’s talking about. Plus he’s rocking beautiful, bright pink nails himself. 

So not only are we raising money for charity, but we’re doing it because a little boy wanted to put paint on people’s nails. Breaking down gender stereotypes while breaking records. 

(in case anyone’s wondering, this year’s topic is lung infection, which kills 900.000 children each year.) 

Well, well, well, what do we have here?

Why the birthday celebration of none other than Boo Seungkwan of course! 

We have the birthday of an amazing young man who is so bright, so funny, so talented.

Boo Seungkwan is my best friend (he just doesn’t know it yet)

Why you may ask?


Firstly, he is way to funny to be real. I mean he is the type of guy who will put a smile to everyone’s and i mean everyone’s face!

Originally posted by wonnhao

And his laughter…. its so cute… so genuine… so real its addicting!

Originally posted by seungkvvan

And the attitude! Let’s be real, Seungkwan is Booyeonce for a reason! The shade could even make Mariah Carey burst into tears!

Originally posted by fabulous-girl-here

He just has to give you a look and you are done!

Originally posted by hansolmechwe

But he is also so good-looking!

I hate that there are people who hate him because of the fact that he is not extremely lean and slim. To these people I want to say… ‘are you kidding me? Kimbab kidding?’ How can you hate on someone for that> And sure he is not slim but to be honest thats what I love about him! He is a real human being and his size is perfect!

And what is this about his company hitting him for being ‘fat’?! I personally would hit those people for being so stupid instead! I personally don’t want to be worrying about our boy one day having some sort of body dismorphia due to always feeling not good enough!

Originally posted by 001liuqi

He is so supportive of his members! So kind and thoughtful!

Originally posted by 17hansol13

Always wants to help! (Even if sometimes he tries to hard)

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And he is generally such a beautiful human being! Just look at how pure he looks!

Originally posted by livelovelunch

Look at him tearing over their first win at a radio show!

Originally posted by qt2seung

And look at the poor boy crying on the day of their win! He literally broke down and could not calm down for so long!

Originally posted by hanwooz

This boy even apologises for crying! Just in order not to be a burden!

Originally posted by wonnhao

And look at how gentle he is! How caring! Taking care of that mic and kid!

Originally posted by wonnhao

He always provides people with the comfort they need! 

Originally posted by sneezes

He is not someone who whys away from saying how he feels! He is sensitive but there are times when he expresses himself to the max, and that is when he appreciates others! (Also, same Seungkwan, same)

Originally posted by euphoniouswoozi

Look at that cutie being clumsy! How can you even hate such fluff?

Originally posted by wonnhao

And I’ll never forget the face he made when a member messed up! He looked like he was ready to slap all of the universe!

Originally posted by wonnhao

And his voice… oh his voice is so beautiful! He can sing so many notes, so many songs, he is literally impossible to comprehend! He always makes me speechless!

Originally posted by 17diamondcarats

So in conclusion, I hope you can see the beauty of Boo Seungkwan. 

Its okay not to be perfect but none is. Instead, Seungkwan is simply beautiful all around! He is kind, supportive, funny, talented and so much more!

All I, and many other fans want is for him to stay healthy!

I want to see Seungkwan happily munch on more!

Originally posted by lonexsamurai

I want to continue seeing him have the time of his life! 

I want him to continue singing because he loves to do so!

I want him to continue dancing!

I want him to continue not being embraced of how well he knows girl group dances and just how good he is at them! Or just how good he is at acting so funny!

Originally posted by dailyseungkwan

And most importantly i want him to continue with his attitude! After all it is genuine, it is Boo Seungkwan! And sure, many call him ‘feminine’ or even ‘gay’ but you do you Boo, there is nothing to be ashamed of! You are who you are and we will always love you! 

You are our angel (sorry Jeonghan!) or maybe our little devil… maybe both!

I hope that that beautiful smile never fades, that that laughter never dies down! Crying is ok, emotion is ok. 

I hope you can talk to  people who understand you.

Boo Seungkwan, you are a very interesting case for me. You are the first idol who I love in the most platonic way(as weird as that sounds) possible and that makes you so special for me!

And of course, may you always be the ‘best quality’ that you were and still are!

Happy Birthday Boo Seungkwan! May you always shine bright like the diamond you are! And if one day you feel like you are fading…. its ok! Because there are so many Carats that will always be here to support you and help you get your shine back, including me!

I love you Boo Seungkwan!

We love you Boo Seungkwan!

And you will never fathom just how much!

Originally posted by doom-dada-diggity

Thank you for reading!

Let’s spread the love for Boo Seungkwan and lets give Seventeen all the appreciation and love that they deserve!

Head Canon of Big Bro Maui to Lil' Sis Moana

So Moana is a beautiful young woman now and a chief to be. Courting and marriage has to be on the table. So she starts allowing suitors to approach her.

Tui and Sina are like so besides themselves and are already having her traditional wedding garb made. However who does Moana marry? Should it be a good fisherman? Or maybe the best person, second to her and her father of course, who sails on her island. He definitely has to be kind and brave.

Maui finds out his little wayfinder is getting marriage offers. They didn’t have mail back then so maybe the ocean kind of was spying on her and just let him know. He decides to visit. You know, and size up the men vying for her hand.

He of course challenges them to ridiculous things like Hakas, arm wrestling, wrestling contests, and hunting trips to Lalotai. None of them can keep up with a Demi-God.

Maui is rather proud of himself, Tui and Sina are exacerbated, and Moana is pissy and goes for the oar and ear grab.

if ur worried bc ur life isn’t going the way you planned or u feel like u haven’t got ur life well put together yet and u think it should be, today i was visiting my old college with my best friend and we were talking to two of our old teachers and we said “you guys really remind us of us just like…with ur shit together” and one of them literally laughed and said “that’s the funniest thing ive heard all day, you think my life is well put together wow”
so don’t worry, u can have a degree, a solid career, a house and family and still be ????? about what ur doing, bc the secret to happiness is realising none of us have any clue what the fuck is going on ever

You know what I love about Mob Psycho 100, the body improvement club is anti violence.  Like, fuck yeah, getting strong isn’t about kicking ass, it’s about being strong.  They only resorted to violence to save Mob, and other than that they are just a bunch of really supportive guys who all trying to help each other get stronger together and that’s just great.  Even though Mob has so much less physical ability than all of them, they just encourage him none the less and love him for the effort he’s putting in.  What a great group of guys!

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Bucky x reader

Bucky’s POV.

Notes: trigger warnings! Implications of sexual abuse, mentions of torture, swearing, injuries angst, fluffy, cute-ass Bucky who knows exactly how to be sweet and careful.

Taglist is fixed! Please message me if you want to be tagged. (not on this post pls, just message; I just can’t keep up otherwise!)

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Mistletoe (Various Drabbles)

A/N: Happy holidays my friends! I hope you enjoy~ I know it’s not all the characters, but I only did the characters that I could think of at the top of my head. Sorry if these suck;;;


The Overwatch Christmas party was loud like you had expected but it wasn’t bad. You were feeling a bit parched so you decided to go the kitchen for a drink. You bumped into something hard, making you stumble back a bit. You looked to see who you had bumped into and it was none other Jesse McCree, the famous cowboy.

“Woah there darlin’. You gotta watch where your going.” He chuckled with a small shake of his head.

“Oh sorry, McCree.” You say with embarrassment. Jesse has been your long term crush and you could already feel a blush rise from coming in contact with him. “I was just going to the kitchen. If you’ll excuse me-”

“Yeah, I was just goin’ to talk to Ana-”

“Now, now both of you! You can’t leave just yet!” Reinhardt’s booming voice rang over to us.

“Why not?” You ask. He simply laughed and pointed above your head. Both McCree and you slowly look up and there it was hangning above you, the devious little plant; mistletoe. You look back at Jesse with wide eyes. “O-Oh my!”

“Well, it’s just my lucky day ain’t it?” He smirked and wrapped his arm around your waist. “You don’t mind do you?”

“N-No! Not at all.” McCree slowly leaned in, closing his brown eyes like hot cocoa closed as his soft lips met yours. Your hands found their way on his shoulders, deepening the kiss. It was like a dream came true.

“Alright!” Reinhardt laughed loudly, breaking you two apart. “Not in front of the wee children.” You blush and stare up at McCree who was still holding his signature smirk.

“Well I’ll be damned! That’s the best Christmas present I have ever received.”

“Same here.” You giggled.

Soldier 76

You and Jack were both leaning on a wall while watching the rest of the team partied it up, mugs of hot chocolate (which totally didn’t have a small dash of alcohol-) in each of their hands. Neither you or 76 were really the ‘party type’ so instead you both decided to watch and talk. You were starting to feel a bit stuffy due to all the people in the room, so you look to the man on your right.

“Hey Jack, it’s starting to get a little too warm in here. Want to go into one of the less crowded ones?”  

“Yeah.” He grunted and pushed himself from the wall, walking to the next room over. You walked next to him while taking a quick swig of your hot chocolate.  

Right as you both stepped foot into the large doorway, Hana jumped in front of you with her arms crossed.

“Not so fast! You two have to kiss!” She grinned and pointed upwards. Above you was the green plant with white berries, hung with a red velvet ribbon. The room seemed to get hotter at the thought of kissing Soldier 76. You turn and look at the man next to you whose face you couldn’t read. You weren’t sure if he was happy, uncomfortable or angry.

“We don’t have to kiss if you don’t want to, Jack.” You look down to the ground, flustered beyond belief.

“Nonsense.” His hand gripped your chin, bringing your face to his before his scarred lips met your soft ones. The kiss seemed to last forever until Hana made a noise of disgust.

“I said kiss not make out!” She walked between you two, joining the rest of Overwatch during the party. Jack chuckled and gave you one of those rare smiles.

“Merry Christmas soldier.”

“Merry Christmas Jack.” You smiled back and kissed him again.


“Oi! (Y/N)!” Jamison called you over to him and Roadhog. You managed to get through your teammates and over to the two Australians.

“Yeah Jamison?”

“Roadie and I wanted to show you somethin’!” He took your hand and pulled you towards whatever it was. He stopped abruptly, his hand still holding yours, in front of a doorway with a mistletoe hanging above it. “I was hopin’ you could explain that thing. I seen it in other places too.” You heard Roadhog grunt behind you.

“Oh well that’s Mistletoe, Jamie.”

“Mistletoe? If it was a mistletoe wouldn’t it be a foot with a rocket for a toe?”

“No silly, it’s a Christmas tradition. People hang this up and when two people walk under it, they are supposed to kiss.” You giggled at his confused face before he dragged you under the plant.

“Kiss me then sheila!” He laughed.

“W-Well okay.” You blushed and pecked him on the lips.

“No a real kiss!” His bare arms wrapped themselves around your frame, pulling you close to his exposed chest. With another giggle, his lips met yours. It was a breathtaking kiss and you were going to deepen it until a flash of light blinked.

“Mako!” You gasped. He was holding a camera while giving Junkrat a thumbs. You looked back at the Aussie still holding on to you. “You planned this didn’t you?”

“Guilty!” He giggled loudly, his head thrown back. “You enjoyed it though didn’t ya?”

“Heh ya, I did.” You smile and looked into his eyes. “Merry Christmas ya filthy animal.”

“Oi!” He shouted but laughed, giving you a kiss on the cheek. “Merry Christmas, love.”


You and Angela were laughing, arms linked while listening to one of Reinhardt’s adventurous tales he was telling to Hana and Lucio. You were about to say something to your girlfriend before McCree jumped from behind you.

“Mistletoe!” He shouted while holding the plant over your heads.

“Sometimes I think you just enjoy watching us kiss, Jesse.” You laughed.

“Guilty as charge.”

“What do you say, Angela? Want to kiss under the mistletoe?”

“Of course, Liebling.” She smiled angelically with a cute blush on her face. You smile and place your hand on her cheek, giving her a sweet loving kiss.


It wasn’t everyday Talon through a Christmas party. You were standing with your crush Widowmaker and Reaper, chitchatting about whatever.

“Have any of you seen Sombra?” You suddenly ask, knowing she was up to something to get you and Amélie together somehow. Just as Reaper was about to speak, the little devil herself came out of invisibility with a smirk. You were going to question her until you saw the green and white plant pinched between her gloved fingers between you and Amélie.

“You both know what this means.~” She smirked, looking between the both of you. Widow glared at Sombra which made you gulp nervously.

“Y-You know w-we don’t have to-” But Amélie cut you off but crashing her dark lips against yours. You gasp against her some-what cold lips, but nonetheless you enjoyed the short, messy kiss.


“I,” She searched for the right words.“ I seem to posses feelings for you.”

“Well I seem to have feelings for you too.” You giggled at her flustered face.


Parties were never really Reapers thing but he went to the Talon Christmas party because you were going to be there. Despite most of his feelings of hatred and emptiness, he still held some love to his heart that was reserved for you. The only problem was that you didn’t know he loved you.

It was the moment where he felt honestly terrified when you both met under the dastardly plant. On the outside, due to his mask, he seemed calm and collected but on the inside he was freaking out like he might of when he still was 'human’. Sombra laughed loudly, pointing at the two of you while Widowmaker tried hiding her chuckle.

“Well… it can be a simple peck to the mask if you’d like.” You smiled up at him, making his heart flutter, but he didn’t move. You rose on your tiptoes and let your lips touch his white mask. With a small wave and a blush, you started walking away. But that small kiss to his mask wasn’t enough for him. His hand gripped your forearm, spinning you around and pulling you close to his firm body. With his free hand, he moved his mask half way off his face. You gasp and blush at his face, despite the scars and slight, black smoke radiating from him, he was quiet handsome.

“…I want more.” He confessed before his rough lips met yours. It was slightly aggressive but you enjoyed it. His one arm tightened around you as he nibbled on your bottom lip.

“Cheese!” Sombra suddenly shouted as the flash of her camera went off. Both of you were completely flustered as you pulled apart. Gabriel growled and slid his mask back on fully before chasing after Sombra, shouting threats and insults.

You stood next to Widow, sharing a laugh with her as you both watched Gabriel and Sombra run around yelling and laughing.


“Well.” The mistletoe hung above your heads, seemingly taunting you both.

“It looks like we have to kiss.” Fareeha Amari smirked as she looked down at you, her significant lover. “Who’s gonna kiss first?” You both stare at each other before you sigh.

“Time to put on the big pants then.” You pulled up imaginary pants high with a funny face. Fareeha stared at you before bursting out laughing, slightly hunched over. After her quick laugh she brushed some of your (h/c) hair away from your face. You giggled and did the same with her, your hand finding its place on her soft cheek.

“I love you, (Y/N).”

“I love you too, Fareeha.” You both closed your eyes and your lips met in a peppermint tasting kiss.


You both looked at each other in embarrassment as Genji cackled loudly. Above you and Hanzo was mistletoe. Hanzo sent his cyborg brother a glare which made Genji laugh more, luckily Lucio was able to get him to leave you and Hanzo alone. You looked to the older Shimada brother who seemed more flustered than.

“If… If you don’t want to, we don’t have to kiss.” You said with hurt evident in your voice. You prepared yourself for rejection from the Archer before you felt a calloused hand on your cheek.

“I would love to.” Hazo leaned and gave you a sweet kiss, his beard tickled against your chin. Your hands gripped his jacket, pulling you closer to him. The kiss was short lived but enjoyable for the both of you.

“(Y/N), I just wanted to say…” He spoke quietly while briefly looking to the side before his eyes met yours. “I wanted to say I love you.”

“Aw, I love you too.” You smile and hug him, resting your head on his chest while he rested his head on yours.

“Merry Christmas, my love.” He kissed the top of your head and you both contently stayed in each others embrace.

Karen Page is so important like really

  • In the comics her character is the worst example of “fridging”, which is where a female character is put through trauma to cause angst for the male hero
  • Karen goes through plenty of trauma in the series however none of it is to facilitate Matt’s angst (he doesn’t even know about most of it???) it’s all to make Karen grow as a character and build her up as a hero
  • The kind of trauma Karen goes through is not the sort of shit you typically see a love interest endure
  • Literally: Karen goes through so much shit and it never even goes near rape-territory. She is proof that you can write a strong female character who goes through horrible things without having to sexualize her trauma 
  • On that note, there is this stereotypical scene in films where after a female character is raped, you see her washing off the shame in the shower. It’s a cliche, and it has sexist connotations because it implies that women should feel dirty after they are raped. Meanwhile, men will get this washing off shame in the shower scene after they do something terrible, like kill someone: they’re washing off the literal or metaphorical blood.
  • She definitely cannot be replaced by a sexy lamp - much of the plot is actually instigated by her investigating.
  • Which is really important? Because Matt has an actual legal parter who the writer’s could have chosen to push the non-Daredevil side of the plot forward and have him doing the investigating with Karen occasionally helping him out, but instead the writers decided to make Karen be the instigator
  • And they do it in such a way that they somehow avoid the “stupid nosy girl who gets in over her head and the hero has to save her from her own messes” cliche. Karen’s investigations are never portrayed as her being nosy, but rather her being tenacious and driven. Plus she gets herself out of her own messes.
  • Again: she kills a man. By shooting him. Several times. In a self-defense yet morally ambiguous way.
  • She’s morally ambiguous in a way women are often not allowed to be in fiction without being painted as a “femme fatal”, yet is still one of the most moral characters on the show.
  • There’s this roundtable that Emma Thompson was on where she said she wouldn’t do roles where the woman says to the man “don’t do that brave stupid thing.” Which is something you see in comics all the time. Yet in Daredevil, we often see the reverse of Matt telling Karen “don’t do that brave stupid thing.”
  • She is a strong character without being written with only qualities that are typically reserved for men. One of her most important qualities is her compassion, something that usually is shown as a weakness but in Karen it drives not only her plot line forward, but the entire plot line of the show.
  • It needs to be reiterated: WITHOUT KAREN PAGE THERE IS NO PLOT. Fisk would have razed Hell’s Kitchen with little to no problems  if Karen hadn’t investigated him and given Matt the information he needed to go after Fisk both legally and as Daredevil
  • Usually when a woman develops a sympathetic relationship toward a serial killing man, it’s because she falls in love with him. But Karen’s odd friendship with Frank was a result of her empathetic abilities and the fact that she killed a man and was projecting her guilty conscience onto him. Which is so much more interesting and compelling, and  typically the sort of well thought-out writing reserved for relationships between two men.
  • And Finally: 
    • “I believe in protecting women”
    • *dryly* “Thanks. From all of us.”
  • So in summation, Marvel movies need to take some serious pointers from Marvel netflix shows about how to write women. 
  • Also Karen Page is fucking incredible.
Your Lips // Spencer Reid x Reader

Prompt: A study session in the library turns slightly steamy for college students Spencer Reid & Reader.

Requested by: anonymous

A/N: Anon you asked for something cute and I hope I delivered!

Originally posted by bau-obsessed

Spencer couldn’t tear his eyes away from the sight in front of him. He paid no attention to the university students with weary faces who trudged by on their search for textbooks from the library. He paid no attention to the librarian who passed by their secluded corner on her way to return books to their respective shelves. No, none of that compared to you.

He remained in his seat beside you although his body had twisted in a way that gave him a better view of your face. He watched as you bit the top of your pencil, your eyebrows furrowed as you looked over the study guide for your behavioral science class. He grinned, knowing well that the intense expression was pure exaggeration. You knew the material by heart.

His heart skipped a beat as you sighed and ran a hand through your hair, sending waves of a subtle lavender scent towards him. Your eyes had begun to ache from staring at the small text in front of you for the past couple of hours. He watched as the pencil finally dropped from your fingers in favor of the coffee cup in front of you, grinning when your eyes finally met his.

“What are you looking at?” You asked with a raised eyebrow as you noticed his stare. The sparkle in his eyes seemed to only grow brighter as he leaned towards you, pushing aside his own psychology textbook and taking the coffee cup out of your hand.

“My beautiful girlfriend,” he replied as he placed the cup down and took your hand in his. You playfully rolled your eyes but gently squeezed his soft hand in appreciation. The library had cleared out for the most part with exhausted students deciding to head back to their dorms in hopes of catching a few hours of sleep.

“You’re sweet. But we have an exam to study for,” you reminded as you pulled your hand away and once again picked up the pencil that had been chewed to bits.

“I know that you know this. And you know that I know this. We’re really just pretending to study at this point,” Spencer reasoned as he leaned in closer. You smiled as his face drew closer to you before stopping just an inch away. “I think we could take a break.”

Spencer couldn’t tear his gaze away from your lips. They were just an inch away, soft and inviting as ever. He felt the need to kiss you begin to overwhelm him as his tongue instinctively licked his lips.

"You would like that,” you chuckled as you let the pencil drop again. Instead you closed the gap between you two and gave him a soft kiss.

Spencer smiled into the kiss as his hand dared to wrap around the back of your neck to keep you in place. You were taken by surprise at the sudden passion that consumed your lips as he pressed his against yours fiercely, almost desperate to taste you. His lips forced yours open and a small moan escaped your mouth as his tongue roamed around inside of it.

There was something in his composure that made your own body turn hot as he pulled you in closer to deepen the kiss. His lips moved vigorously against yours, alternating between firm hot kisses and gentle ones, almost as if he himself couldn’t decide how he wanted to love you at that moment.

He finally pulled away after a few breathtaking moments, yet his hands remained at the back of your neck. His forehead leaned against yours as the two of you struggled to regain your breath.

"That was…” you trailed off, still feeling lightheaded at the way he had made out with you. It had been a sensual gesture that demanded all of your attention. Spencer was generally a gentle lover so moments like these were few and in between, although they had become much more frequent as he found himself falling deeper in love with you.

"Yeah,” he breathed, knowing exactly what you meant to say without you voicing it. He smiled and press his lips against yours in a soft delicate kiss. “We should get back to studying.”

You remained speechless as he pulled away and returned to his reading. A sly triumphant grin crossed his face and you couldn’t help but smile at his budding confidence.

"Or we can go back to my dorm and study in private,” you suggested, making your voice sound as innocent as possible. Spencer’s smile grew larger as he nodded and packed up your belongings with incredibly speed. He couldn’t keep the eager smile off of his face as he nearly dragged your giggling self through the campus, his lips already aching with anticipation of meeting yours again.

Deals Between People Who Are Not Friends

Request: “For that ravenclaw-slytherin thing. Where you asked if you should write two new characters or not, you can do reader-Draco Malfoy if it seems better to you (i would like that too),love ya,thank you xx”

Pairing: Draco Malfoy x Reader

Word Count: 1652

Warnings: None

“Tell me how you did it.” Draco had you pinned against a wall, sneering at your amused smirk.

“Did what?” You asked. You really didn’t know what he was on about, but you loved to see the arrogant boy be so worked up about something you’d done.

“Don’t pretend like you don’t know, (Y/l/n).” He scowled. “It was a miracle when I found out I wasn’t in the same class as that filthy Granger girl. But then the marks are released, and I’m still second best?”

“Oh please Draco, don’t tell me you’re so worked up because I’m better than you at Alchemy.” You tutted, giving him a condescending look.

He swallowed, a red blush coming to his cheeks as you started playing mindlessly with his green scarf.

“You’re bold for a Ravenclaw.” He growled, pulling the scarf out of your hands.

“And you’re boring for a Slytherin.” You countered, frowning at his demeanour. “It’s always the same thing with you. You’re a jealous rat who can’t handle losing.”

Draco tensed his jaw, lowering his face towards yours.

“If you weren’t a pure-blood I wouldn’t be asking this of you right now.” He declared, his eyes slightly softening. “I need you to tutor me.”

You scoffed.


“You heard me!” He bellowed, eyes twitching in slight shame for what he was asking. “Listen, (Y/n).” His tone was still laced with venom, but he had become a lot more rigid in his posture. “I’ve changed classes, since there’s no hope in beating a girl who has an alchemist as a father.”

You crossed your arms, ready to spit a retaliation, but he continued.

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