none for gretchen

Wanna One as Mean Girls Quotes
  • Jisung: "I'm not like a regular mom. I'm a cool mom."
  • Sungwoon: "That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets."
  • Minhyun: "So you agree? You think you're really pretty?"
  • Seongwoo: "I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me but I can't help it that I'm popular."
  • Jaehwan: "Boo, you whore."
  • Daniel: "On Wednesdays, we wear pink."
  • Woojin: ""'Made out with a hot dog'? Oh my god! That was one time!"
  • Jihoon: "You can't sit with us!"
  • Jinyoung: “One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.”
  • Daehwi: “I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.”
  • Guanlin: "And none for Gretchen Wieners. Bye!"

iwillnevercatchuptomyself  asked:

I just wanted to v quickly say how happy I am to get to see all the cuteness that is you and ducky Like as you both grow and find and come out with parts of yourselves you just love each other even harder and it's really beautiful Give him a big ol hug from the internet for us? And he can give one to you ❤❤❤❤

this was so sweet until i was hit with the “and none for gretchen wieners bye” lmao

but yes i’ll hug him tight for all of you 💞

I’ve seen beauty everywhere I look. under bridges, in my mother’s laugh, in garbage, in art, and in my own work. sometimes, I dedicate hours to finding it.

but now that you sleep next to me every night, I don’t have to look as hard.

—  S.D., and you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
Signs as Mean Girls quotes

Aries - “Suck on *that*! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!”

Taurus - “Hell, no. I did *not* leave the South Side for this!”

Gemini - “I mean, she’s so weird, she just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me about crack.”

Cancer - “I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him!”

Leo - “Two years ago she told me hoops earrings were *her* thing and I wasn’t allowed to wear them anymore.”

Virgo - “..Sexually active band geeks..”

Libra - “Four for you, Glen Coco! You go, Glen Coco!”

Scorpio - “That’s why her hair’s so big- it’s full of secrets!”

Sagittarius - “Okay, I’m going to forgive you because I’m a very zen person… and I’m on a lot of pain medication right now.”

Capricorn - “I’m sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It’s not your fault you’re so gap-toothed.”

Aquarius - “I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that’s only because I was acting like a bitch.”

Pisces - “And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye.”

How The Characters of Corpse Party Kiss

Satoshi:

Comforting kisses. Whenever you’re having a panic attack, or just simply worrying about something, Satoshi will give you a reassuring kiss as a way to say, “It’s okay.” And if you’re perfectly content, he gives them occasionally just to remind you how much he loves you. I think Satoshi being the first kisser or not depends on the person tbh.

Yoshiki:

Passionate kisses. Yoshiki pours all the feelings in his heart into his kisses, making them long and breathtaking. Since Yoshiki isn’t good with words, this is the perfect substitute! xD Again, I think it depends on the person whether Yoshiki would kiss his lover, for example, if it’s an extremely bold person that obviously has feelings for him sure, but if it was a person who was maybe a bit shy and hid their feelings from him *cough* *cough* he would be the first kisser.

Morishige:

Hesitant. Morishige never knows the right timing, and sometimes he doesn’t even go in for the kiss, since he is so nervous. Once he does though, his lips are shaky and slow before they finally meet yours, and the kiss is no longer awkward, it is simply blissful. Morishige wouldn’t be the one to kiss his lover first, obv, he’s too..Morishige..

Seiko:

Do I even need to explain this one? XD Seiko’s kisses are obviously goofy. While sometimes her kisses are sentimental, she likes to mess around when she’s kissing. Laughs between kisses, and a little bit of slobber and tongue are a guarantee. She’d definitely be the first to kiss her lover, maybe even before she even had feelings for them yet, cause she’s..well..she’s Seiko.

Ayumi:

Short, but heartfelt. Ayumi is a little shy when it comes to kissing, but when she kisses you, it’s meaningful. Even though her kisses are soft and sweet, you can feel the power and feelings beyond it. I honestly don’t think Ayumi would kiss her lover first, first of all, SHE’S TOO FRIGGIN SHORT, not that I’m complaining, it’s super sugoi. Second of all, she’d be way too shy despite her bold words and her position as class rep.

Naomi: 

Naomi’s kisses would be awkward and adorable omfg. She is labeled as this tough ass tomboy, but in reality, she’s this fragile little flower with a little feminine side to her as well. Her kisses would involve a little nose bumping and ‘sorrys’ before the real thing. I don’t think she would be the first kisser, and if someone kissed her first, I think she’d be like O_O uM wtf is happening, as seen in the gif above.

Mayu:

Surprise kisses! Mayu gives sudden kisses, whether you’re telling a story about how your cat ran away, or just watching TV together. BAM! Before you know it her lips are on your lips, your cheek, forehead-EVERYWHERE. Mayu would be the first kisser of course, she’s way too bold and kawaii for her own good.

Yui

Sweet and simple. I think Yui’s kisses would become routine, like her and her boyfriend, (or girlfriend, who knows?) would kiss each other before going to work everyday. I think Yui would show the first signs of affection, like holding hands, kissing their cheek and such, but I don’t actually think she’d be the first kisser, she’d probably ask them if they could kiss. 

Kizami

I knew you guys knew that I was going to choose a Fifty Shades of Grey gif for this physcohottie, just admit it. His kisses are steamy, and dominant. He won’t ever show signs of kissing you like lovey dovey eyes, or slowly leaning in, nope. You’ll see a flicker of a beast in his eyes, and next thing you know, you’re pinned up against a wall, with his lips on yours, teeth biting away on your lip. Whether or not he would be the first kisser depends, but either way, it’d be a strong kiss, leaving you breathless afterwards, if he even lets you breathe.

And that’s about it guys-

Yuka: But what about m-

AND NONE FOR GRETCHEN WEINERS BYE

Yuka:

Every person in Corpse Party:

Yuka: what

omg fine u persistent lil child-teenager

Yuka:

Since Yuka is 6 in Yuka age (Not hating, she’s super kawaii) I don’t think it’d be a regular kiss like normal 14 year olds do. She’d probably freak out and blush the moment her lips touched the other persons lips. She definitely wouldn’t be the first kisser, I have a feeling that if she ever kissed someone at this age, it’d be a dare or an accident. xD

THERE R U HAPPY YUKA BITCH

Satoshi: HEY

sorry satoshit

Satoshi: oh

Anyway, if you guys have any suggestions for more uploads in the future, just comment or message me, ciao!

Things that Good Day Sacramento doesn’t know:

1.) sarcasm and a dry sense of humor

2.) the name of the person they are interviewing (who tf is carla?)

3.) not to tell your guest to “take a nap and have a redbull” 

4.) what the movie or book is about

5.) that it’s okay to do things outside of your field if you have passion for it

6.) saying that the person whom you are interviewing is not who you envisioned

No… just no…



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