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When did you first experience death?

At home, I eat dinner 

alone in the bathroom


Describe your body

Two people loved each other 

at the same time once


When did your body start changing?

I don’t know if it exists 

b/c I only saw it on the internet


How long does it take you to get to work in the morning?

A woman asked me if the R goes 

to the Atlantic Ocean


I kissed her outside a gay bar

told her to spread eagle


said this is how full of shit

you are 


How old are you?

Don’t respect the organ that keeps 

me alive

(Originally published in Noncanon Press)