When did you first experience death?
At home, I eat dinner
alone in the bathroom
Describe your body
Two people loved each other
at the same time once
When did your body start changing?
I don’t know if it exists
b/c I only saw it on the internet
How long does it take you to get to work in the morning?
A woman asked me if the R goes
to the Atlantic Ocean
I kissed her outside a gay bar
told her to spread eagle
said this is how full of shit
How old are you?
Don’t respect the organ that keeps
(Originally published in Noncanon Press)