non true

who you want to punch, based on your alignment
  • Lawful Good: no one
  • Neutral Good: someone who's trying to harm them
  • Chaotic Good: nazis
  • Lawful Neutral: their computer
  • True Neutral: doesn't know how to throw a punch
  • Chaotic Neutral: fascists and communists
  • Lawful Evil: people who annoy them
  • Neutral Evil: people who punch nazis
  • Chaotic Evil: pretty much everyone


how did lena go from “and who are you exactly?” to lets-walk-to-the-press-conference-with-this-rando-girl-i-just-met-and-talk-about-my-torn-relationship-with-my-incarcerated-brother in .002 seconds? 

like, if that’s not instantly whipped, i don’t know what is. 

platonic™ steroline things:

  • getting drunk and calling each other hot
  • falling asleep cuddling
  • punching the other’s ex for making them upset
  • blushing furiously when asked if they’ve hooked up
  • getting wildly jealous seeing the other talk to an ex/british guy
  • slow dancing and talking about falling in love again
  • randomly caressing each others cheeks (ive watched that scene 50 times where was the dirt???)
  • Draco: Dear Journal, something strange happened yesterday. I felt something below the neck. Dare I admit it? I have feelings for one Harry Potter. Sexy, non-murdering feelings. True love always springs from true hate. I'll admit, in the past, I've fantasized about waking up with Potter's head on the pillow next to me, except now I picture it attached to the rest of his body.
  • Peter: Hey, have you seen Logan? I lost him.
  • Wade: Lost?! His children could be orphans already!
  • Peter: Father-less, mother-having orphans