Riddle Me This:
It’s the weekend before Christmas, and the Samwell men’s hockey team is all gathered in the living room. They are all sprawled, much to Bitty’s dismay, across the ugly green couch and floor, with presents in the middle of it all. All week had been chaos around the Haus, with secret santa becoming more “prank your person” and eventually escalating to “prank everyone.” With Jack and Shits reading the names off of the presents, everyone’s secret santas were slowly being revealed. The last present was tagged for Dex. With most of the hockey players still figuring out who their santas were, it was anyone’s guess who Dex’s was. Dex ripped open the wrapping paper of his present and was faced with a relatively large cardboard box. Upon opening the box, Dex let out a frustrated noise. Ripping out the box’s contents, he chucked the package at Nursey. The force of the small case was enough to propel a surprised Nursey off of the arm of the couch and onto the ground. Everyone stopped and stared. Bits looked like a mad mother hen, Jack and Shits more than a bit amused, with Lardo shaking her head. Just as Chowder is about to jump up to check on his fallen teammate, Nursey sits up. With a smug, easygoing smile on his face, Nursey says, “Chill.” With the phone case in clear view from Nursey’s hand, Dex flops onto a worried Chowder, accompanied by the loud laughter of everyone in the room.