When you’re reading a fanfic so good at 3 AM and you want to scream, but you don’t want to wake everyone up, so you silently scream at your phone/laptop screen while making weird hand gestures that might be a ritual dance to summon Satan.

The Last Words of a Shipper...
  • Friend: Oh shit, don't go to the white light!
  • Me: If I die... please...
  • Friend: Don´t worry, I will erase your computer history.
  • Me: Fuck No! I have my fanfics there, if I become a ghost I will have the chance to read them in the afterlife.